– 英语/中文 双语歌词

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[中文]

大家好，我是奥斯汀，

欢迎来到本期——一个非常特别的《神秘科技》节目。

这次我们要看看肯给我们带来的一些

This time taking a look at some

价格低于200美元的特别商品。

N3的保护壳，

（笑声）

(laughing)

等等，等等。

这难道就是一台iPod吗？

好吧。我有很多问题。

为什么有人会想买这种东西，

当智能手机的音质越来越好的时候？

像LG V30这样的手机，音效非常棒，而且

Stuff like the LG V30 has an amazing

它不仅仅是用来听音乐的。

现在让我告诉你们一个小秘密。

因为肯负责挑选这些视频里的产品，

Because Ken picks the products for these videos,

我几乎可以肯定他买这些东西

是为了在视频结束后自己拿走。

所有的说明书都是中文的。

这帮不上什么忙。

所以我想这东西应该挺受欢迎的，

不然不会专门为它销售配件。

而且我不得不说，这个皮质保护壳

比它自带的硅胶壳好太多了。

永不相同？

什么？

不。哦，全都是中文。

等等。这到底怎么...

Wait. How do you even ...

它不是触摸屏，对吧？

不是。好吧。

声音好大。

这东西输出的功率很强。

哇。好吧。

用实际的耳机插孔听声音不错，

但说实话，和使用AptX或蓝牙相比，差别不是很大。

好吧，肯，我觉得你做得不错。

Alright Ken, I think you actually did a good job.

TheiaPro？

什么？

这是谷歌眼镜吗？

好吧，我们来看看这里有什么。

哦，哇，那些是...

（笑声）

你是认真的吗？

为了说明情况，这就是普通人

戴的眼镜的样子。

而这个，这个...

甚至还装了没有理由的塑料镜片。

哦，你的脸上装了摄像头吗？

没有。什么？什么摄像头？

这些是我平时戴的眼镜。

哦，等等，哦，它可以折叠，可以折叠。

这造型...

这造型...

哦，等等，等等，等等，稍等一下，

还有更多。

所以因为这只是一个巨大的塑料块

放在你脸旁边，

他们贴心地附带了一个小小的软垫

这样它就不会磨破你的皮肤。

要拍照，我需要双击。

让我们试试它惊人的图像质量。

我不知道它是否在工作。

我刚刚拍了一张照片吗？

好吧，你准备好了吗？

我准备...

好吧，它闪了很多次吗？ - - [肯] 是的。

[奥斯汀]- 哦，闪了。好吧。 - [肯]- 刚才。

[奥斯汀]- 我们正在录制。

这就是TheiaPro的画质，

哦，抱歉，是TheiaPro。

据说是要给你带来

全新的视角录制设备体验。

所以，

嗯。

肯，如果你告诉我这个设备是200美元，

- 78美元。

- 78美元？

- 是的。

- 好吧，我感觉好多了，

你没有把我们的钱都浪费掉。

(笑声)

在那个上面。

一个Jitterbug！

(大笑)

这就是唯一的Jitterbug Smart。

哦，天哪。

全新易于使用的智能手机，

配备全新的更大屏幕。

它实际上是一款相当大的手机，但

我不得不说，感觉有点廉价。

这可能是一种不错的说法。

它至少有一张SIM卡。

哦，有趣的是，这是一个Alcatel OneTouch手机。

哦，你看！

由Android驱动。

(紧张的音乐)

(手机提示音)

好了。

它终于做点什么了。

欢迎使用您的全新Jitterbug Smart！

点击这里开始。

好吧。

哦，我们想使用高级Android还是

易于使用的Jitterbug？

显然我们不够好用高级Android。

给我一些易于使用的Jitterbug体验。

有两种方式可以激活您的手机。

致电我们激活，或者您可以在线激活。

- [Alma] 感谢您致电Greatcall，

我是Alma。

请告诉我您的名字和姓氏。

- 是的，我是奥斯汀·埃文斯。

- 这是新设备吗，奥斯汀，还是更换设备？

- 这是新设备。

- 好的，是您自己用的，还是给别人用的？

- 是给我爸爸用的。

- 他叫什么名字？

- 肯。

- 您为什么决定

为您的父亲购买这个设备？

- 他没有智能手机。

- 您认为他一个月会发超过

25条短信吗？

- 我不这么认为。

- 没问题，祝您愉快。

非常感谢您致电Greatcall。

- 非常感谢。

他们刚刚对我收取了两次费用。

好吧，所以我们刚刚花了80美元的激活费

为一款将在两个小时后

激活的手机。

我希望你高兴，爸爸。

我希望你对你的新手机感到兴奋，

它会向我收取80美元加上每月30美元的费用。

哦，它还没有激活。

他们说的没错。

你确实需要等待两个小时才能激活它。

所以，因为显然我的新手机需要

充电十二小时并等待激活，

完整的Jitterbug Touch体验

好吧，下一个商品。

数字家庭卡拉OK？

(大笑)

好吧，那就这样吧。

我想是时候来点卡拉OK了。

所以，你们觉得200美元的科技视频怎么样？

在评论区告诉我们。

如果你讨厌所有这些，你可以责怪肯，

因为这都是他的错。

无论如何，非常感谢大家观看，

我要去玩卡拉OK了！

[英语]

- Hey guys, this is Austin,

and welcome to another very special edition of

Mystery Tech.

This time taking a look at some

very special items that Ken has gotten us

that cost under $200.

Protection case for N3,

(laughing)

wait a minute, wait a minute.

Is this legitimately just like an iPod?

Okay. I have so many questions.

Why would someone wanna buy something

like this when smartphones are getting

better and better audio?

Stuff like the LG V30 has an amazing

headphone amp and you know,

it does more than just listen to music.

Now let me let you in on a little secret.

Because Ken picks the products for these videos,

I'm almost positive that he gets stuff

that he wants to take after the video.

All of the instructions are in Chinese.

This is not helpful.

So I guess this must be reasonably popular,

if they actually sell dedicated accessories for it.

And I've gotta say, this leather case

that's a lot nicer than the little

silicone one that it comes with.

Never be the same again?

What?

Nope. Oh, it's all in Chinese.

Wait. How do you even ...

It's not a touch screen, is it?

No. Okay.

So loud.

This thing pushes some serious power.

Wow. Okay.

It sounds good with the actual headphone jack,

but honestly, it's not a huge difference

versus using AptX or Bluetooth.

Alright Ken, I think you actually did a good job.

TheiaPro?

What?

Is this Google Glass?

Alright, we'll see what we got here.

Oh wow, those are ...

(laughing)

Are you serious?

For context, this is what normal

human people glasses look like.

And this, this ...

It even has plastic lenses for no reason.

Oh, is that a camera on your face?

No. What? What camera?

These are my normal everyday glasses.

Oh wait, oh it folds, it folds.

That's a look right there.

That... that's a look.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, hold on,

there's even more.

So because this is just literally a giant chunk of plastic

that sits on the side of your face,

they helpfully include a tiny little cushion

so that it doesn't rub your skin off.

So to take a picture, I need to double short press.

Let's try the amazing image quality.

I have no idea if it's doing anything.

Did I just take a picture?

Alright, you ready?

So I'm gonna...

Alright, did it flash a bunch? - [Ken] Oh yeah.

[Austin]- Oh it did. Okay. [Ken]- Just now.

[Austin]- We're recording.

So this is what the quality looks like on the ThetaPro,

oh sorry, TheiaPro.

Apparently it's supposed to give you

a whole new world of point of view recording devices.

So,

yeah.

Ken, if you tell me that this device was $200.

- 78.

- $78?

- Yes.

- Okay, I feel slightly less terrible

that you wasted all of our money on

(laughs)

on this.

A Jitterbug!

(laughs loudly)

It is the one and only Jitterbug Smart.

Oh, man.

All new easy to use smartphone

with an all new larger screen.

It actually is a kind of big phone but

I will say a little cheap feeling

might be a decent way of putting this.

It does have a SIM card in it, at least.

Oh, interesting this is an Alcatel OneTouch phone.

Oh, there you go!

Powered by Android.

(intense music)

(phone dings)

There we go.

It finally did something.

Welcome to your new Jitterbug Smart!

Tap here to get started.

Alright.

Oh, do we want to use Advanced Android or

Easy-to-use Jitterbug?

We're clearly not good enough for Advanced Android.

Give me some Easy-to-use Jitterbug action.

There are two ways to activate your phone.

Call us to activate or you can activate it online.

- [Alma] Thank you for calling Greatcall,

my name is Alma.

May I have your first and your last name please.

- Yes, this is Austin Evans.

- Is this a new device, Austin, or a replacement?

- This is a new device.

- Okay, and then for you or for somebody else?

- This is for my dad.

- His name is?

- Ken.

- Why did you decide to purchase this device

for your father?

- He just doesn't have a smartphone.

- Do you think he's gonna be more than

25 texts in one month?

- I don't believe so.

- You're all set have a wonderful day.

Thank you so much for calling Greatcall.

- Thank you very much.

They just charged me twice for that.

Alright, so we just spent $80 on activation fees for a

phone that's gonna be activated in two hours.

I hope you're happy, Dad.

I hope you're real excited about your new phone

that's gonna charge me $80 plus another $30 a month.

Oh, it's not activated.

They're not kidding you.

You actually do need to wait two hours to activate it.

So, because apparently it takes twelve hours to charge

my brand new phone and wait for it to activate,

the full Jitterbug Touch experience might just have to

wait for another video.

Alright, next item.

Digital Home Karaoke?

(laughs loudly)

Well, okay then.

I think it's time for some karaoke.

So, what did you guys think about the $200 tech video?

Let us know in the comments below.

And if you hated everything you can blame Ken,

because it's all his fault.

Anyway, thank you guys so much for watching

and I'm gonna go play some karaoke now!

重点词汇

词汇	含义
legitimately /lɪˈdʒɪtɪmɪtli/ B2	adverb - 合法地 (héfǎ dì)
audio /ˈɔːdi.oʊ/ B1	noun - 音频 (yīnpín)
amazing /əˈmeɪzɪŋ/ A2	adjective - 令人惊叹的 (lìng rén jīngtàn de)
positive /ˈpɒzɪtɪv/ B1	adjective - 肯定的 (kěndìng de)
dedicated /ˈdedɪkeɪtɪd/ B2	adjective - 专门的 (zhuānmén de)
accessories /ækˈsesəriz/ B1	noun - 配件 (pèijiàn)
leather /ˈleðə/ A2	noun - 皮革 (pígé)
silicone /ˈsɪlɪkoʊn/ B1	noun - 硅胶 (guījiāo)
serious /ˈsɪəriəs/ A2	adjective - 严重的 (yánzhòng de)
power /ˈpaʊər/ A2	noun - 力量 (lìliàng)
versus /ˈvɜːsəs/ B2	preposition - 对 (duì)
plastic /ˈplæstɪk/ A2	noun - 塑料 (sùliào)
cushion /ˈkʊʃən/ A2	noun - 垫子 (diànzi)
quality /ˈkwɑːləti/ B1	noun - 质量 (zhìliàng)
apparently /əˈpærəntli/ B2	adverb - 显然 (xiǎnrán)
activate /ˈæktɪveɪt/ B1	verb - 激活 (jīhuó)

重点语法结构

• Why would someone wanna buy something like this when smartphones are getting better and better audio?

  ➔ 第二类条件句 + 情态动词 (would)

  ➔ 这句话提出了一个假设的情况。“为什么有人**会想要**买这个东西，当智能手机的音频越来越好？”这种结构暗示了质疑购买该物品的逻辑，考虑到智能手机音频的进步。这并不是一个真实的可能性，而是对某人*可能*会做的事情的考虑。

• Now let me let you in on a little secret.

  ➔ 双重宾语 + 动词短语 (let in on)

  ➔ “let you in on”是一个动词短语，意思是分享一个秘密。使用“let me let you”略显冗余，但在口语中为了强调而很常见。“you”是间接宾语，接收秘密。

• It actually is a kind of big phone but I will say a little cheap feeling might be a decent way of putting this.

  ➔ 动名词作主语补语 + 情态动词 (will) + 形容词 + 名词

  ➔ “a little cheap feeling”这个短语充当主语补语来描述手机。“feeling”是动名词（充当名词的动词）。这句话使用复杂的结构来表达细微的观点。

• Do we want to use Advanced Android or Easy-to-use Jitterbug?

  ➔ 选择性问题 + 形容词 + 名词

  ➔ 这是一个提供两个选项的经典选择性问题。“Easy-to-use”的使用是修饰“Jitterbug”的复合形容词。