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>> 詹姆斯：我本来希望你 会离开，我非常关心

工作的每个人 这场演出，除了可能有一个

的人，我不会说出名字 名字，古尔克斯·伊莱罗。

但认真地说，我想要 最适合

节目中的每个人。

这就是我将其作为我的原因 我们的使命是为所有

名单身员工寻找爱。

现在当然没有人在工作 这里永远同意让我

这样做。

所以我必须给他们一个惊喜 通过

LIVE TINDER 游戏送出爱的礼物，好吧。

今天，今天幸运星，我 我很惊讶，自演出以来

就一直在这里的人 开始了，她不仅

绝对令人高兴 周围，她作为观众经理的工作令人难以置信，嘿，

蒂芙尼。

你好吗？

（欢呼声和掌声） 你好吗？

>> 我很好。

>> 詹姆斯：你还好吗？

>> 是的。

>> 詹姆斯：现在你什么都不知道 关于这个。

你在发抖吗？

现在我--抱歉，我需要一个 麦克风。

等一下。

非常抱歉。

我们无法排练这个。

现在是蒂芙尼，大家好。

（欢呼声和掌声） 现在蒂芙尼，你是——你是

SIJ，正确吗？ñr >> 非常如此。

>> 詹姆斯：现在为什么以及如何 你单身。

你有那么可爱吗？

>> 我不知道。

>> 詹姆斯：是因为是吗 你非常挑剔吗？

>> 我想我很害羞。

>> 詹姆斯：她很挑剔。

现在我们要修复所有问题 今天是因为我们

安排了一场 LIVE TINDER 游戏 和你的

朋友秘密拥有的一群人 根据

您的类型为您预先选择。

你准备好了吗？

>> 让我们开始吧。

>> 詹姆斯：你打算做什么 它？

好的，太好了，当我们回来时， 我们正在与

TIFFANY 玩 LIVE TINDER。

别去任何地方。

>> 詹姆斯：欢迎回来。

蒂芙尼在这里。

你感觉怎么样？

你还好吗？

>> 有点紧张。

>> 詹姆斯：你不恨我， 你就是为了这个。

>> 我不恨你。

这会很有趣。

>> 詹姆斯：太好了，你就是 准备好了。

我准备好了。

玩到很晚很晚了 实时火种。

好的。

游戏是这样进行的 到，没有。

这些家伙会一一出来 开始使用这款大手机吧，

好的。

你愿意泡沫大吗 如果您

喜欢此人，请向右滑动手指；如果您喜欢此人，请向左滑动手指 不要。

没有正确滑动的人 将坐在这些

张椅子中的一张上。

只有三把椅子。

您做出三个选择。

各位，请向左滑动，威尔 你被迫掉进这个坑

这里，好吧。

但别担心，您没有 独自做出这些决定。

因为我们有人在这里 帮助你。

我知道你是 and 的忠实粉丝 我真正相信的人可以

帮助您找到合适的人。

女士们、先生们，请 欢迎切尔西处理者。

（欢呼声和掌声） >> 你好。

>> 詹姆斯：谢谢你，切尔西， 非常感谢。

>> 欢迎来到 TINDER。

如果我们准备好了，欢迎 SWRZ， 让我们开始吧。

我们所要做的就是转身 让我们带出第一个

受害者，我是说伙计。

好的。

我们在这里怎么想？

女士们，请。

这不是你的游戏，女士。

什么——我认为他有点像 菜。

>> 我觉得他很可爱。

>> 好吧，你好，冷静点，FIR 全部。

>> 詹姆斯：我说得很好 头发，一双明亮的眼睛，不确定

关于--其他一切我 喜欢。

你觉得怎么样，蒂芙尼，怎么样 你脑子里在想吗？

>> 有点太完美了。

>> 但这没关系。

>> 詹姆斯：美国的每个人 现在就爱你。

我喜欢这个。

是的，他太完美了。

向左滑动，完成。

>> 这是一个很好的决定。

这是一个很好的决定。

因为我觉得他很可爱， 你知道，你可以和他发生性关系

，但你是对的， 你是对的。

>> 詹姆斯：我还得说， 你是一个什么样的人，正在和他做爱

，看着自己 镜子。

>> 是的。

>> 詹姆斯：哦，是的，看 我。

我看起来很好。

这就是他正在做的事情。

你认识那个人。

>> 对每个人来说都是多么可怕。

>> 詹姆斯：相信我，是的 不，我不想要镜子。

好吧，让我们拿出我们的 下一个人。

太棒了 -- 那太棒了 微笑。

伙计们，笑容真好。

>> 好吧，你知道我的感受。

（笑声） >> 我在后台看到了你，你

知道在哪里见我。

>> 詹姆斯：你是谁 想一想，蒂芙尼，我们喜欢

这个人吗？

>> 他看上去很乐于助人 拥抱。

>> 詹姆斯：有什么好处？

>> 拥抱。

>> 詹姆斯：拥抱，好吧，很好。

向右滑动他。

我们开始了。

让我们来介绍下一个人。

好的。

首先，假装闭目。

他显然是装病了 眼睛。

蒂芙尼，你感觉怎么样 这个家伙？

>> 太阳镜放在一边。

>> 詹姆斯：你是谁，布兰妮 斯皮尔斯，你是谁。

稍后见。

提出我们的下一个人。

>> 你好。

哦，你好。

>> 詹姆斯：你不能眨眼。

乍得，你知道这个游戏。

>> 他在眨眼，但他没有 眨眼。

>> 詹姆斯：那是在 A 中 眨眼。

>> 有时人们会眨眼 一只眼睛。

>> 詹姆斯：他确实是一个 表情符号。

那个表情符号是茄子。

那么——您对此有何感想 盖伊。

>> 哦，向右滑动。

我们开始了。

>> 詹姆斯：好吧，我们来吧 我们的下一个人。

是的。

你已经知道你妈妈了 你会爱上这个人吗，

，对吗？

WHAT DO YOU -- 你感觉如何 是这个人吗？

>> 这是你的决定，这就是 你的最后一个人，所以我会让你

决定。

>> 有多少选择。

>> 詹姆斯：如果你填满三个 座位然后其他人出来

，您可以交换其中一个 与其他人坐在一起。

所以不用担心。

>> 我不把他当作 安全。

（笑声）。

>> 詹姆斯：你感觉怎么样 关于他。

>> 我喜欢迈克尔。

我要去--。

>> 詹姆斯：向右滑动。

恭喜。

让我们来介绍下一个人。

在房间里很受欢迎。

我要说的就是这些。

一声该死的声音！

从后面看。

蒂芙尼，发生了什么事 你的想法。

>> 他的笑容很好，很好 眼睛。

>> 詹姆斯：切尔西。

>> 你很坚强。

他看起来像第一个人。

我不是吗，他的头发披散着 到另一边。

他很帅。

你可以看出他是个不折不扣的家伙。

>> 詹姆斯：你要去做什么 要做的事情是，您要将

的人换出还是向左滑动？

>> 我想我会--。

>> 詹姆斯：坚持住，我们好吗？ 进行交换。

>> 我想我们会做一个 交换。

>> 詹姆斯：你要交换谁 概述我们还不知道。

>> 史蒂文。

>> 詹姆斯：哦，不。

什么？

哦，那是无人知晓的重磅炸弹 看到来了，史蒂文，我很

抱歉，你看起来很安全并且 然而，您只需轻轻一扫即可离开。

大卫，请就座，史蒂文， 进入金库。

（掌声） >> 这太有辱人格了，他们

必须被扔进球里 然后从球里爬出来。

然后步行。

>> 詹姆斯：你绝对是吗 对。

这就是有辱人格的地方 这个。

这是我们最后一个人 KOSMING 现在，蒂芙尼。

切尔西，做好准备。

让我们带出最后一个人。

（欢呼声和掌声） 我要留下来——我知道我

的感受。

对了，蒂芙尼，我们是什么？ 想想自己是个小学生。

>> 我喜欢少年。

>> 詹姆斯：是的，我也是。

您的选择是什么 蒂芙尼要做什么？

>> 我要交换。

>> 詹姆斯：天哪。

你要换掉谁 不过，蒂芙尼，你

要交换谁？

>> 我想我要交换 朱尼尔和乍得。

>> 查德，你有能力吗？

Junior，你就座了。

最后三强表现出色。

>> 对不起，查德。

>> 詹姆斯：来吧，我们 您已经非常接近了，恭喜我们的

三位入围者。

（掌声） 所以我们在这里，我们的人在这里，

人，告诉我们你们的名字， 你来自哪里？

>> 我的名字是 JUNIOR，我来自 加拿大蒙特利尔。

>> 哦。

>> 我是大卫，我来自底特律， 密歇根州。

>> 詹姆斯：好的。

>> 我叫迈克尔，我来自 亚利桑那州吉尔伯特。

>> 詹姆斯：好的。

现在蒂芙尼，你拥有了 现在有机会问大家

一个问题，好吧。

切尔西，问题是什么 如果

您想帮助蒂芙尼，您想询问一个人 这是？

>> 做什么 -- 怎样做 -- 多久做一次 你撒谎吗？

>> 詹姆斯：蒂芙尼，是吗？ 好问题？

你可以接受，也可以 问问你自己。

>> 我们会坚持我的。

>> 如果他们撒谎怎么办？

>> 我会告诉你，我可以告诉 当人们撒谎时。

>> 詹姆斯：TIFER 费已支付，什么 如果他们撒谎，切尔西，我知道，我

可以辨别他们何时在撒谎。

你想接受吗？

>> 不，不，请提出你自己的问题， 来吧，做吧，我只是开玩笑。

>> 我们就选那个。

>> 你就是那个必须这样做的人 与他们发生性关系。

你问你自己的。

来吧，来吧。

>> 你多久撒一次谎。

>> 詹姆斯：你多久一次 撒谎，小学生。

>> 仅当我想给我的惊喜 女孩。

>> 哇。

>> 詹姆斯：小学生，请， 从来没有一个男人看起来比你更饱满

[BLEEP] 现在。

大卫，你多久撒一次谎？

>> 从来没有。

>> 詹姆斯：哦，伙计们，我们有 在这里选错了人，你

从不说谎，说得像实话 骗子。

迈克尔，你多久撒一次谎？

>> 从我醒来的那一刻起 我上床睡觉的那一刻。

好吧，是时候做出决定了。

切尔西，如果 你现在就身处其中。

>> 大卫。

>> 詹姆斯：你会反对 大卫。

>> 是的，超级可爱。

而且他看起来很诚实。

>> 詹姆斯：而且他看起来很诚实。

他有诚实的眼睛。

>> 他黄昏了。

>> 詹姆斯：他愿意。

蒂芙尼，你要去谁那里 约会吗？

>> 我不敢相信我以为我 来这里参加

采访。

>> 我实际上认为我同意 切尔西和我要和

大卫一起去。

>> 詹姆斯：感谢您的参与。

感谢您的参与，迈克尔。

来认识一下蒂芙尼。

蒂芙尼，来认识一下大卫。

>> 很高兴认识你。

>> 詹姆斯：好了，伙计们，这就是 美丽。

好的。

那么我们要做什么 现在——他们甚至不必

跳进球里。

他们只是想这么做。

好了，伙计们，这就是事实 现在就要发生。

我要派你们俩去 在我们的 QUUN

的大厅里约会，我必须说，其中之一 我们在整个电视城拥有

间最浪漫的会议厅。

所以请抓紧土地，出发。

你去那里。

蒂芙尼和大卫，我们会检查一下 稍后，切尔西处理者，

大家。

我们很快就会和切尔西一起回来 还有彼得·克劳斯。

>> 有点 令人心烦意乱。

[英语]

>> James: I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD BE AWAY, I CARE DEEPLY

ABOUT EVERYBODY WHO WORKS ON THIS SHOW, EXCEPT FOR MAYBE ONE

GUY, I'M NOT GOING TO NAME NAMES, GURKS IILLERO.

BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, I WANT THE BEST FOR EVERYONE ON THE

SHOW.

WHICH IS WHY I HAVE MADE IT MY MISSION TO FIND LOVE FOR ALL OF

OUR SINGLE STAFFERS.

NOW OF COURSE NO ONE WHO WORKS HERE WOULD EVER AGREE TO LET ME

TO DO THAT.

SO I HAVE TO SURPRISE THEM WITH THE GIFT OF LOVE VIA A GAME OF

LIVE TINDER, OKAY.

TODAY, TODAY THE LUCKY STAR, I AM SURPRISED, SOMEBODY WHO HAS

BEEN HERE SINCE THE SHOW STARTED, NOT ONLY IS SHE

ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL TO BE AROUND, SHE IS INCREDIBLE AT HER

JOB AS AN AUDIENCE MANAGER, HEY, TIFFANY.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HOW ARE YOU?

>> I'M GOOD.

>> James: ARE YOU OKAY?

>> YEAH.

>> James: NOW YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS.

ARE YOU SHAKING.

NOW I-- SORRY, I NEED A MICROPHONE.

WAIT THERE.

I'M SO SORRY.

WE COULDN'T REHEARSE THIS.

NOW TIFFANY, EVERYBODY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) NOW TIFFANY, YOU ARE-- YOU ARE

SIJ, CORRECT?ñr >> VERY MUCH SO.

>> James: NOW WHY AND HOW ARE YOU SINGLE.

ARE YOU SO ADORABLE?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> James: IS IT BECAUSE ARE YOU INCREDIBLY PICKY?

>> I THINK I'M SHY.

>> James: SHE'S PICKY.

NOW WE ARE GOING TO FIX ALL OF THIS TODAY BECAUSE WE HAVE

ARRANGED A GAME OF LIVE TINDER WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS THAT YOUR

FRIENDS HAVE SECRETLY PRESELECTED FOR YOU BASED ON

YOUR TYPE.

ARE YOU UP FOR THIS?

>> LET'S DO IT.

>> James: ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT?

OKAY, GREAT, WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE PLAYING LIVE TINDER WITH

TIFFANY.

DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

>> James: WELCOME BACK.

TIFFANY IS HERE.

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

ARE YOU OKAY?

>> A LITTLE NERVOUS.

>> James: YOU DON'T HATE ME, YOU UP ARE FOR THIS.

>> I DON'T HATE YOU.

IT WILL BE FUN.

>> James: GREAT, WELL, YOU'RE READY.

I'M READY.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY LATE, LATE LIVE TINDER.

OKAY.

HERE IS HOW THE GAME IS GOING TO, WITHOUT.

THE GUYS WILL COME OUT ONE AT A TIME INTO THIS BIG PHONE HERE,

OKAY.

WILL YOU TAKE YOUR BIG FOAM FINGER AND SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU

LIKE THE GUY AND LEFT IF YOU DON'T.

GUYS WITHOUT GET A RIGHT SWIPE WILL TAKE A SEAT ON ONE OF THESE

CHAIRS.

THERE ARE ONLY THREE CHAIRS.

YOU MAKE THREE CHOICES.

GUYS YOU GET A LEFT SWIPE, WILL YOU FORCED TO FALL INTO THIS PIT

HERE, OKAY.

BUT DON'T WORRY, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO MAKE THESE DECISIONS ALONE.

BECAUSE WE HAVE SOMEONE HERE TO HELP YOU.

I KNOW ARE YOU A BIG FAN OF AND SOMEONE I REALLY BELIEVE CAN

HELP YOU FIND THE RIGHT GUY.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME CHELSEA HANDLER.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> HI.

>> James: THANK YOU, CHELSEA, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> WELCOME TO TINDER.

WELCOME SWRZ IF WE'RE READY, LET'S GET STARTED.

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS TURN AROUND AND LET'S BRING OUT THE FIRST

VICTIM, I MEAN MAN.

OKAY.

WHAT DO WE THINK HERE?

LADIES, PLEASE.

THIS IS NOT YOUR GAME, MADAME.

WHAT-- I THINK HE'S KIND OF A DISH.

>> I THINK HE'S CUTE.

>> WELL, HELLO, CALM DOWN, FIR OF ALL.

>> James: I'M SAYING GOOD HAIR, STRONG EYES, NOT SURE

ABOUT THE-- EVERYTHING ELSE I LIKE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, TIFFANY, WHAT IS GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND?

>> A LITTLE TOO PERFECT.

>> BUT THAT'S OKAY.

>> James: EVERY MAN IN AMERICA IS LOVING YOU RIGHT NOW.

I LOVE THAT.

YEAH, HE'S TOO PERFECT.

SWIPE LEFT, HE'S DONE.

>> THAT IS A GOOD CALL THOUGH.

THAT'S A GOOD CALL.

BECAUSE I WAS LIKE HE'S CUTE, YOU KNOW, COULD YOU HAVE SEX

WITH HIM, BUT YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

>> James: ALSO I GOT TO SAY, KIND OF GUY ARE YOU HAVING SEX

WITH HIM, LOOKING AT HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR.

>> YEAH.

>> James: OH, YEAH, LOOK AT ME.

I LOOK SO GOOD.

THAT'S WHAT HE IS DOING.

YOU KNOW THAT GUY.

>> HOW TERRIBLE FOR EVERYBODY.

>> James: BELIEVE ME, IT DOESN'T, I WANT NO MIRRORS.

ALL RIGHT SO LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT MAN.

THAT IS A NICE-- THAT IS A NICE SMILE.

THAT IS A GOOD SMILE, GUYS.

>> WELL, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL.

(LAUGHTER) >> I SAW YOU BACKSTAGE AND YOU

KNOW WHERE TO MEET ME.

>> James: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, TIFFANY, DO WE LIKE

THIS GUY?

>> HE LOOKS LIKE HE GIVES GOOD HUGS.

>> James: GIVES GOOD WHAT?

>> HUGS.

>> James: HUGS, OKAY, GOOD.

SWIPING HIM RIGHT.

THERE WE GO.

LET'S BRING UP OUR NEXT MAN.

OKAY.

FIRST OF ALL, PRETEN SHUS EYES.

HE'S CLEARLY GOT PRETEN SHUS EYES.

TIFFANY, HOW ARE YOU FEEL BEING THIS GUY?

>> SUNGLASSES ASIDE.

>> James: WHO ARE YOU, BRITNEY SPEARS, WHO ARE YOU.

SEE YOU LATER.

BRING UP OUR NEXT MAN.

>> HELLO.

OH, HELLO.

>> James: YOU CANNOT WINK.

CHAD, YOU KNOW THE GAME.

>> HE WAS BLINKING, HE WASN'T WINKING.

>> James: THAT WAS IN THE A BLINK.

>> SOMETIMES PEOPLE BLINK WITH ONE EYE.

>> James: HE WAS LITERALLY AN EMOJI.

AND THAT EMOJI WAS AN EGGPLANT.

SO-- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS GUY.

>> OH, SWIPING RIGHT.

THERE WE GO.

>> James: OKAY, LET'S BRING UP OUR NEXT MAN.

YES.

YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT YOUR MUM IS GOING TO LOVE THIS GUY,

RIGHT?

WHAT DO YOU-- HOW ARE YOU FEEL BEING THIS GUY?

>> IT'S YOUR DECISION, THIS IS YOUR LAST GUY SO I WILL LET YOU

DECIDE.

>> HOW MANY CHOICES.

>> James: IF YOU FILL UP THREE SEATS THEN SOMEONE ELSE COMES

OUT, YOU CAN SWAP ONE OF THE SEATS WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

SO DON'T WORRY.

>> I WITHOUT TAKE HIM AS A SAFETY.

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT HIM.

>> I LIKE MICHAEL.

I'M GOING TO-- .

>> James: IT'S A SWIPE RIGHT.

CONGRATULATIONS.

LET'S BRING UP OUR NEXT MAN.

POPULAR IN THE ROOM.

ALL I'M GOING TO SAY.

AN AUDIBLE DAMN!

FROM THE BACK THERE.

TIFFANY, WHAT'S GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND.

>> HE HAS A GOOD SMILE, NICE EYES.

>> James: CHELSEA.

>> YOU'RE PRETTY TOUGH.

HE LOOKS LIKE THE FIRST GUY.

DOESN'T I, WITH HIS HAIR SWOOPED TO THE OTHER SIDE.

HE'S HANDSOME.

YOU CAN TELL HE IS A FIES GUY.

>> James: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, ARE YOU GOING TO SWAP

SOMEONE OUT OR SWIPE HIM LEFT.

>> I THINK I'M GOING TO-- .

>> James: HANG ON, ARE WE MAKING A SWAP.

>> I THINK WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A SWAP.

>> James: WHO ARE YOU SWAPPING OUTLINING WE DON'T ALREADY KNOW.

>> STEVEN.

>> James: OH, NO.

WHAT?

OH, THAT BOMBSHELL WHICH NO ONE SAW COMING, STEVEN, I'M SO

SORRY, YOU SEEMED SO SAFE AND YET YOU ARE GONE WITH A SWIPE.

DAVID, TAKE HIS SEAT, STEVEN, GET IN THE VAULT.

(APPLAUSE) >> IT'S SO DEGRADING THAT THEY

HAVE TO GET THROWN IN THE BALLS AND CLIMB OUT OF THE BALLS.

AND THEN WALK.

>> James: ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

THAT'S THE DEGRADING BIT ABOUT THIS.

AND THIS IS OUR LAST MAN KOSMING UP NOW, TIFFANY.

CHELSEA, GET READY.

LET'S BRING OUT OUR LAST MAN.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I'M GOING TO STAY-- I KNOW HOW I

FEEL.

RIGHT, SO TIFFANY WHAT ARE WE THINK BEING JUNIOR.

>> I LIKE JUNIOR.

>> James: YEAH, ME TOO.

WHAT IS THE CHOICE YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE, TIFFANY?

>> I'LL SWAP.

>> James: OH MY GOSH.

WHO ARE YOU GOING TO SWAP OUT THOUGH, TIFFANY, WHO ARE YOU

GOING TO SWAP?

>> I THINK I'M GOING TO SWAP JUNIOR AND CHAD.

>> CHAD, ARE YOU IN THE BALLS.

JUNIOR, YOU ARE ON THE SEAT.

WELL DONE TO OUR FINAL THREE.

>> SORRY, CHAD.

>> James: COME IS RAISE, WERE YOU SO CLOSE, CONGRATULATIONS TO

OUR THREE FINALISTS.

(APPLAUSE) SO HERE WE ARE, OUR GUYS HERE,

GUYS, TELL URS YOUR NAMES AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

>> MY NAME IS JUNIOR, I'M FROM MONTREAL, CANADA.

>> OH.

>> I'M DAVID, I'M FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN.

>> James: OKAY.

>> MY NAME IS MICHAEL, I'M FROM GILBERT, ARIZONA.

>> James: OKAY.

NOW TIFFANY, YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY NOW TO ASK THE GUYS

ONE QUESTION, ALL RIGHT.

CHELSEA, WHAT IS THE QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE TO ASK A GUY IF

YOU WANT TO HELP TIFFANY ON THIS?

>> WHAT-- HOW-- DO -- HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIE?

>> James: TIFFANY, IS THAT A GOOD QUESTION?

YOU CAN GO WITH THAT OR YOU CAN ASK YOUR OWN.

>> WE'LL STICK WITH MINE.

>> WHAT IF THEY LIE?

>> I WILL TELL YOU, I CAN TELL WHEN PEOPLE ARE LYING.

>> James: TIFER FEE WENT, WHAT IF THEY LIE, CHELSEA, I KNOW, I

CAN TELL WHEN THEY ARE LYING.

DO YOU WANT TO GO WITH THAT.

>> NO, NO, DO YOUR OWN QUESTION, COME ON, DO IT, I'M JUST JOKING.

>> WE'LL GO WITH THAT ONE.

>> YOU ARE THE ONE THAT HAS TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

YOU ASK YOUR OWN.

COME ON, COME ON.

>> HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIE.

>> James: HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIE, JUNIOR.

>> ONLY IF I WANT TO SURPRISE MY GIRL.

>> WOW.

>> James: JUNIOR, PLEASE, NEVER HAS A MAN LOOKED MORE FULL

OF [BLEEP] THAN YOU DO RIGHT NOW.

DAVID, HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIE?

>> NEVER.

>> James: OH, GUYS, WE HAVE PICKED THE WRONG DUDE HERE, YOU

NEVER LIE, SAID LIKE A TRUE LIAR.

MICHAEL, HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIE?

>> FROM THE MOMENT I WAKE UP TO THE MOMENT I GO TO BED.

WELL, IT'S DECISION TIME.

CHELSEA, WHO WOULD YOU PICK IF YOU WERE IN THIS RIGHT NOW.

>> DAVID.

>> James: YOU WOULD BICK DAVID.

>> YEAH, SUPERCUTE.

AND HE LOOKS HONEST.

>> James: AND HE LOOKS HONEST.

HE HAS HONEST EYES.

>> HE DUSKER RIGHT.

>> James: HE DOES.

TIFFANY, WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE ON YOUR DATE?

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE I THOUGHT I WAS COMING OUT HERE FOR AN

INTERVIEW.

>> I ACTUALLY THINK I AGREE WITH CHELSEA AND I'M GOING TO GO WITH

DAVID.

>> James: THANKS FOR PLAYING.

THANKS FOR PLAYING, MICHAEL.

COME AND MEET TIFFANY.

TIFFANY, MEET DAVID.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> James: WELL, GUYS, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

OKAY.

SO WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO NOW-- THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO

JUMP IN THE BALLS.

THEY JUST WANTED TO.

WELL, GUYS, HERE IS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NOW.

I AM SENDING THE BOTH OF YOU DOWN THE HALL FOR A DATE IN QUUN

OF OUR, AND HAVE I TO SAY, ONE OF OUR MOST ROMANTIC CONFERENCE

ROOMS IN ALL OF TELEVISION CITY.

SO HOLD LAND HANDS, OFF YOU GO.

YOU GO DOWN THERE.

TIFFANY AND DAVID, WE'LL CHECK YOU LATER, CHELSEA HANDLER,

EVERYBODY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHELSEA AND PETER KRAUSE.

>> THAT WAS A LITTLE NERVE-RACKING.

重点词汇

词汇	含义
hoping /ˈhoʊpɪŋ/ B1	verb - 希望 (xīwàng)
care /keər/ A2	verb - 关心 (guānxīn)
deeply /ˈdiːpli/ B1	adverb - 深深地 (shēnshēn de)
serious /ˈsɪəriəs/ B1	adjective - 严肃的 (yánsù de)
mission /ˈmɪʃən/ B1	noun - 任务 (rènwù)
single /ˈsɪŋɡəl/ A2	adjective - 单身的 (dānshēn de)
surprise /səˈpraɪz/ A2	verb - 使惊讶 (shǐ jīngyà)
delightful /dɪˈlaɪtfəl/ B2	adjective - 令人愉快的 (lìng rén yúkuài de)
incredible /ɪnˈkredəbl/ B2	adjective - 难以置信的 (nányǐ zhìxìn de)
shaking /ˈʃeɪkɪŋ/ A2	verb - 颤抖 (chàndǒu)
rehearse /rɪˈhɜːrs/ B1	verb - 排练 (páiliàn)
adorable /əˈdɔːrəbl/ B1	adjective - 可爱的 (kě'ài de)
picky /ˈpɪki/ B1	adjective - 挑剔的 (tiāopī de)
arranged /əˈreɪndʒd/ B1	verb - 安排 (ānpái)
secretly /ˈsiːkrɪtli/ B1	adverb - 秘密地 (mìmì de)
preselected /ˌpriːsɪˈlektɪd/ B2	adjective - 预先选定的 (yùxiān xuǎndìng de)
nervous /ˈnɜːrvəs/ A2	adjective - 紧张的 (jǐnzhāng de)

重点语法结构

• James: I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD BE AWAY, I CARE DEEPLY ABOUT EVERYBODY WHO WORKS ON THIS SHOW, EXCEPT FOR MAYBE ONE GUY, I'M NOT GOING TO NAME NAMES, GURKS IILLERO.

  ➔ 过去进行时 (was hoping) + 虚拟语气 (care deeply)

  ➔ "我希望"描述了过去持续的愿望。“我深深关心”使用强烈的副词来强调感觉，可以看作是比说“我很关心”更正式或更强调的方式。

• NOW TIFFANY, YOU ARE-- YOU ARE SIJ, CORRECT?

  ➔ 标签问题（不是吗？）隐含，确认检查

  ➔ 重复“你是”强调了问题并寻求立即确认。“正确吗？”充当标签问题，期望“是”的回答。

• NOW WE ARE GOING TO FIX ALL OF THIS TODAY BECAUSE WE HAVE ARRANGED A GAME OF LIVE TINDER WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS THAT YOUR FRIENDS HAVE SECRETLY PRESELECTED FOR YOU BASED ON YOUR TYPE.

  ➔ 关系从句 (that your friends have secretly preselected for you based on your type)

  ➔ 长的关系从句提供了关于“那些家伙”的详细信息——他们是由蒂芙尼的朋友秘密地根据她的喜好选择的。“基于”的使用表明了选择标准。