– 英语/中文 双语歌词

歌词与翻译

[中文]

我必须要严肃吗？

是的。

不，你必须——完全诚实。

哦，这很难。

不是严肃，而是诚实。

所以，诚实地说，你脑海中第一个浮现的——然后

你——

[DING]

——就选那个。

我提前谢谢你。

好的。

你做过什么让孩子们感到尴尬的事？

早上起床。

[DING]

[笑声]

那不是真的。

是真的。

我做的一切。

不。

我做的一切。

Willow——

她今天说，“你穿这个？”

[笑声]

然后她说，“妈妈，你的头发像爆炸了一样。”

[笑声]

“谢谢，亲爱的。”

[笑声]

你第一个迷恋的名人是谁？

布鲁克·雪德丝。

[DING]

...

我说过很多——不同的人。

[笑声]

现在我记不起来我——然后有一天，突然，

我想，“哦，——是她。”

但现在我不记得了。

唐尼·沃尔伯格？

你是说唐尼·奥斯蒙？

[笑声]

不是。

[笑声]

唐尼·沃尔伯格。

不是

好的。

我想是塔特姆·奥尼尔。

突然间我想起来是她。

她是《蓝珊瑚礁》里的吗？

纸——是《月亮》吗？

有月亮的？

布鲁克·雪德丝。

也许是布鲁克·雪德丝。

[DING]

布鲁克·雪德丝。

我不知道。

[笑声]

这些，我——已经说过了。

我知道，但我记不起来了。

好的。

这是我的节目，我可以——随便花多少时间。

[笑声]

你听过关于自己的最疯狂的谣言是什么？

哦，这个简单。

我在德国巡演时。

我在我的——网站博客上看到

我在路易斯安那州的同性恋酒吧进行石油摔跤，而且我输了。

[笑声]

我对这个谣言没意见——直到它说我输了。

[笑声]

哇。

我不会输的。

[笑声]

不。

不。

我们会在节目上让你——和某人摔跤

来证明这一点。

[DING]

完美。

你伤害自己最愚蠢的方式是什么？

割轮胎。

[笑声]

你那时多大？

没多久以前。

[笑声]

你割的是谁的轮胎——？

Carey的。

[笑声]

那是感恩节。

[笑声]

假期很紧张。

哦，天哪。

[笑声]

[DING]

[笑声]

你割了多少个轮胎？

第一个我顺利完成。

他有一辆升高的——F250，那些轮胎

非常厚，——非常感谢。

第二个我——力气小了点

我打到金属——部分，手

刀直接——穿过去。

我缝了13针。

但问题是，我——不需要任何麻醉。

[笑声]

...

我完全没感觉。

[笑声]

好了。

你完美的约会之夜是什么？

哦，不是我的主意。

好的。

他有好主意吗？

没有。

[笑声]

没有？

什么都行。

我什么都做。

也许他现在会做了——他正在看这个。

不会。

[笑声]

我的配偶最擅长——？

[笑声]

...

不，我父母在这里。

[笑声]

他检查我的机油。

把你的——看，手指在耳朵里。

他真的很擅长——检查机油。

[DING]

...

[笑声]

如果你半夜睡不着，你会做什么？

我编织。

哦。

我听说你——编织得很好。

我编织得很好。

给我织点什么。

你想要帽子、——围巾，还是毯子？

都行。

好吧。

[笑声]

如果你不是歌手——你会是什么？

我可能会——成为社会工作者。

你会是一个好的社会工作者。

谢谢。

你很关心人。

[掌声]

是的。

是的，你是。

[掌声]

...

就这样。

你甚至没遇到麻烦。

我们马上回来。

嗨，我是Andy。

Ellen让我提醒你——订阅她的频道

这样你就能看到更多——精彩的视频。

比如我被吓到的视频——或说尴尬话的视频，

比如球头锤。

还有Ellen和其他名人的视频——

如果你喜欢——那种东西。

[尖叫]

哦，[BEEP]天哪，[BEEP]

...

[英语]

Do I have to be serious?

Yes.

No, you have to be completely honest.

Oh, that's hard.

Not serious, but honest.

So the first thing that comes to your mind, honestly, and then

you--

[DING]

--hit that.

I'll thank you in advance.

OK.

What is something you do that embarrasses your kids?

Wake up in the morning.

[DING]

[LAUGHTER]

That's not true.

It is true.

Everything I do.

No.

Everything I do.

Willow--

She said today, "Are you wearing that?"

[LAUGHTER]

And then she said, "Mom, your hair is like one big bang."

[LAUGHTER]

"Thanks, honey."

[LAUGHTER]

Who was your first celebrity crush?

Brooke Shields.

[DING]

I've said so many different people.

[LAUGHTER]

And now I can't remember who I-- then all of a sudden, one day,

I was like, "Oh, that's who it was."

But now I don't remember.

Donnie Wahlberg?

You mean Donny Osmond?

[LAUGHTER]

No.

[LAUGHTER]

Donnie Wahlberg.

No

OK.

I think it was Tatum O'Neal.

All of a sudden it just dawned on me that it was her.

Was she in Blue Lagoon?

Paper-- was it Moon?

Something moon?

Brooke Shields.

Maybe it was Brooke Shields.

[DING]

Brooke Shields.

I don't know.

[LAUGHTER]

All that, and I already did that.

I know, but I couldn't remember.

OK.

It's my show and I can take as long as I want.

[LAUGHTER]

What's the craziest rumor you've heard about yourself?

Oh, that's easy.

I was on tour in Germany.

And I read on my website blog that I

was in a gay bar in Louisiana oil wrestling and that I lost.

[LAUGHTER]

I was fine with the rumor until it said I lost.

[LAUGHTER]

Wow.

I would not have lost.

[LAUGHTER]

No.

No.

And we're going to have you on the show wrestling

with someone to prove it.

[DING]

Perfect.

What's the dumbest way you've hurt yourself?

Slashing tires.

[LAUGHTER]

How old were you?

It wasn't that long ago.

[LAUGHTER]

Whose tires were you--?

Carey's.

[LAUGHTER]

It was Thanksgiving.

[LAUGHTER]

Holidays are stressful.

Oh, my god.

[LAUGHTER]

[DING]

[LAUGHTER]

How many tires did you slash?

I got clean through the first one.

He has a raised F250 and those tires

are very thick, thank you very much.

And the second one I lost a little steam

and I hit the metal part in my hand

just went straight down the knife.

I got 13 stitches.

But here's the thing, I didn't need any anesthesia.

[LAUGHTER]

I couldn't feel a thing.

[LAUGHTER]

All right.

What's your perfect date night?

Oh, where it's not my idea.

OK.

Does he come up with good ideas?

Nope.

[LAUGHTER]

No?

Anything.

I would do anything.

Maybe he'll do it now that he's watching this.

No.

[LAUGHTER]

My spouse gives the best--?

[LAUGHTER]

No, my parents are here.

[LAUGHTER]

He checks my oil.

Put your-- look, the fingers are in the ears.

He's really good at checking oil.

[DING]

[LAUGHTER]

If you can't sleep in the middle of the night what do you do?

I knit.

Oh.

And I heard you're a good knitter.

I'm a really good knitter.

Knit me something.

Would you like a hat, a scarf, or a blanket?

Yes.

All right.

[LAUGHTER]

If you weren't a singer what would you be?

I would probably be a social worker.

You'd be a good social worker.

Thank you.

You care deeply about people.

[APPLAUSE]

Yes.

Yes, you do.

[APPLAUSE]

That's it.

You didn't even get in trouble.

We'll be right back.

Hi, I'm Andy.

Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel

so you can see more awesome videos.

Like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,

like ball peen hammer.

And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities,

if you're into that sort of thing.

[SCREAMS]

Oh, [BLEEP] God, [BLEEP]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
serious /ˈsɪəriəs/ B1	adjective - 严肃的 (yánsù de)
honest /ˈɒnɪst/ A2	adjective - 诚实的 (chéngshí de)
embarrasses /ɪmˈbærəs/ B1	verb - 使尴尬 (shǐ gāngà)
remember /rɪˈmembər/ A2	verb - 记得 (jìdé)
celebrity /səˈlebrəti/ B2	noun - 名人 (míngrén)
crush /krʌʃ/ A2	noun - 暗恋 (ànliàn)
different /ˈdɪfrənt/ A2	adjective - 不同的 (bùtóng de)
sudden /ˈsʌdn/ A2	adjective - 突然的 (tūrán de)
remember /rɪˈmembər/ A2	verb - 记得 (jìdé)
dawned /dɔːnd/ B1	verb - 意识到 (yìshí dào)
tour /tʊər/ A2	noun - 旅行 (lǚxíng)
wrestling /ˈrɛslɪŋ/ B1	noun - 摔跤 (shuāijiāo)
stressful /ˈstrɛsfʊl/ B1	adjective - 有压力的 (yǒu yālì de)
stitches /ˈstɪtʃɪz/ B1	noun - 缝线 (féngxiàn)
anesthesia /ˌænɪsˈθiːziə/ C1	noun - 麻醉 (māzuì)
perfect /ˈpɜːrfɪkt/ B1	adjective - 完美的 (wánměi de)
knit /nɪt/ A2	verb - 编织 (biānzhī)
social /ˈsoʊʃəl/ B1	adjective - 社会的 (shèhuì de)

重点语法结构

• Do I have to be serious?

  ➔ 用 'do' 构成的现在简单时疑问句

  ➔ 这句话使用 'do' 构成现在简单时的 yes/no 疑问句。

• Not serious, but honest.

  ➔ 使用 'but' 进行对比

  ➔ 连词 'but' 用于对比 'serious' 和 'honest'。

• She said today, 'Are you wearing that?'

  ➔ 过去时态的间接引语

  ➔ 间接引语使用 'said'，将原文的现在时态改为过去时态。

• I would do anything.

  ➔ 条件句中的情态动词 'would'

  ➔ 情态动词 'would' 表示意愿或假设情况。

• I didn’t need any anesthesia.

  ➔ 用 'didn't' 构成的过去简单时

  ➔ 过去简单时的否定句用 'didn't' + 原形动词构成。

• If you weren't a singer, what would you be?

  ➔ 第二条件句

  ➔ 第二条件句使用 'if + 过去简单时' 和 'would + 原形动词' 表示假设情况。

• I’m a really good knitter.

  ➔ 用 'be' 表示永久状态的现在简单时

  ➔ 现在简单时中的 'be' 用于描述永久的技能或特质。