Look at him, man.
00:01
Beautiful.
00:06
Look. We just gotta do it already.
00:07
- Ask them out?
- No, we gotta grow our beards out.
00:09
Look, we always talk about it but we never do it.
00:11
And what better time than "No Shave November" to grow our beards.
00:13
- Why do you want to grow beards so bad?
- Why wouldn't you?
00:15
It makes you manlier; people take you more seriously.
00:18
If you're driving a car, and your other hand gets itchy, you can use your beard, scratch it, and keep driving.
00:20
- Girls don't like beards.
- Actually, it's been proven that girls find guys with beards more attractive. It's science.
00:24
- What about food? When you eat, there's always stuff all over your face.
00:29
- Yea so you can have something for later.
- It's been proven that there's feces in beards.
00:32
- Yea, because they are the (bleep).
00:35
- Look I'm telling you beards make people better. Okay?
00:37
And isn't it about time we find out what's the fuss is all about?
00:39
- Okay, fine. But..I don't know if I can grow a beard.
00:41
- Just don't shave. How hard is that?
00:43
- Some guys just can't grow beards. It grows out patchy; it doesn't grow full.
00:45
- I mean, how would you know, though?
00:50
Like you never-- we never did it so- I mean there's only one way to find out.
00:51
Okay. I mean how hard can it be?
00:53
Okay ya, so not that easy.
01:00
- Ya.
01:01
Three months in the works look at our faces.
01:04
Barely any Girth so many spaces
01:09
And i look around
01:14
Theres so much hair
01:16
Facial scarves there everywhere
01:18
- Oh, my God, dude; we did it!
02:58
Hell ya! We look good.
- I love it!
03:00
Our beards are amazing!
- This looks like a real beard.
- I'm so proud of us.
03:02
- We look like men.
- We are men.
03:05
- Pshh, haha.
03:06
Are you guys kidding me?
03:08
That is pathetic, guys.
03:09
What are you guys, like twelve? *laughs*
03:11
Oh my God.
03:13
- It's not a beard at all, dude.
03:14
- You could just cut it.
03:15
- You guys need some, " Miracle Grow?"
03:16
- I consider it a beard.
- It smells like a beard.
03:17
- Kinda looks like a beard.
- Dude, look at those patches all over your face.
03:20
You can see your skin.
03:22
- I can barely see it from here. Give me some binoculars.
03:23
- What. You guys are going through "prebeardy?"
03:26
Like. Like. Puberty.
03:28
Just to clear that up.
03:30
- We don't have to take this from them. We need to be proud of our beards.
03:32
- Ya.. Ya! YA we do!
03:34
We have beards.
- Ya.
03:36
- Ya in fact-
03:38
Oh ya. Lets see who has the "prebeard" now.
03:44
Wait..
03:47
- What the..
- How did you..
03:48
Wow. Can't believe that actually worked.
04:11
- It totally worked.
04:14
- Ya. How do you think everyone else gets their beards.
04:15
Save this one for Angelina.
04:19
- TEEHEE
04:25
Hey guys! Thank you guys so much for watching.
04:28
So if you guys want to buy this song, or if you just wanna help out
04:29
um..all the sales David and I are going to be donating to the, "November Foundation"
04:31
They research a bunch of testicular cancer, prostate cancer. A bunch of men's health issues.
04:35
Obviously, I think iTunes takes a little cut of whatever it is we sell.
04:40
But all the money that would normally come to David and I is all gonna be 100% donated.
04:43
The charity rating is really good. So don't worry the money is put to good use.
04:47
If you don't want the song that's perfectly fine. I'll see you guys next week.
04:51
Thank you so much for watching!
04:53
I don't have an outro.
04:55
I already did the TEEHEE so now what.
04:56
*Preb-* TEEHEE
04:59
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