– 英语/中文 双语歌词

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[中文]

亲爱的日记，当局把那条黑裤子从沙发上拿走了。

我现在已经没有地方可以睡觉了。

我已经吐了三次来抗议，但看起来没有什么会改变。

我唯一剩下的休息希望就是附近的电脑键盘了。

但遗憾的是，现在没有人在用它。我会继续等。

亲爱的日志，我的食物碗现在只剩下半满了。

很明显，我很快就会饿死了。

我已经反复尝试向当局展示我的困境，

但他们显然要么愚蠢，要么耳朵聋，要么就是残忍。

这可能是我最后一次写日记了。

亲爱的日记，

我注意到当局有两只手，

但他们似乎制定了一项残忍的政策，只用其中一只手来摸我。

一半的爱只是——

这就是我的感受。

我的精神快要崩溃了。

亲爱的日记，我决定请求当局给我揉揉肚子。

我觉得这对我现在的状况会有帮助。

我希望他们能准确地揉两下。

如果揉第三下，按照规定，我会狠狠咬他们。

祝我好运。

亲爱的日记，水碗仍然让我烦恼。

当局似乎用这种无味且无明显标志的液体来嘲笑我。

这是一种残忍的液体，既没有味道也没有明显的视觉标记。

今天是一个悲伤的纪念日，这是我鼻子被无意中弄湿的第900天。

亲爱的日记，昨天我提出了一个关于花园门的简单请求，

但当局似乎出于纯粹的恶意，拒绝将门开得足够久，

让我决定是出去还是进来。

是出去，还是进来。

是出去，还是进来。

亲爱的日记，当局因为我在客厅地板上拉屎而惩罚了我。

尽管我努力把垃圾均匀地分散在房子里。

我确信他们是疯子，没有理智。

亲爱的日记，松鼠今天又回来了。

它在嘲笑我。

我会尝试从这种折磨中解脱出来，并整理自己。

我会花四个小时。

亲爱的日记，我已经在墙上盯着一只昆虫看了三天了。

我所有抓它的尝试都失败了。

然而，今天，在进一步检查后，

我发现那只昆虫实际上是一个图钉。

这个地方没有逻辑可言。

亲爱的日记，现在是凌晨三点。

当局关上了卧室的门。

我只能假设他们忘了我，

把我丢在这里等死。

作为最后的手段，我会站岗到天亮，

唱我们族人的歌，希望他们能来救我。

亲爱的日记，当当局拉屎时，我尝试和他们在浴室的猫砂盆里一起拉屎，

以示团结。

但我还没有得到任何感激。

亲爱的日记，我试图破坏那可怕的植物，

但所有努力都白费了。

不知为什么，几乎就像某种邪恶的魔法，新的植物又出现了。

我不得不从头开始。

就像西西弗斯一样，我被困在地狱里。

[英语]

Dear diary, the authorities have removed the pair of black pants from the couch.

There is no longer any place for me to sleep.

I have vomited three times in protest but there is no sign that anything will change.

My only other hope for rest is on the computer keyboard which is near by.

But sadly no one is currently using it. I will wait.

Dear diary, my food dish is now only half full.

It is obvious that I will soon starve to death.

I have repeatedly tried to draw attention to my predicament

with the authorities but they are clearly either stupid, deaf, or just cruel.

This may be my last entry.

Dear diary,

It has come to my attention that the authorities have two hands

but seem to have made it the sadistic policy only to pet me with one of them at that time

Half of love is just, lo-

which is how I feel.

My spirit is breaking.

Dear diary, I have decided to plead with the authorities to rub my belly.

I think it will do me good in my current condition

I would like to receive two rubs exactly.

A third one, and I will bite the shit out of them as per protocol.

Wish me luck.

Dear diary, the water dish continues to vex me.

the authorities seem to taunt me with this cruel liquid

that has neither smell nor distinguishing visual markings.

A sad anniversary, this is the 900th day that my nose has been unintentionally wetted.

Dear diary, yesterday I put in a simple request regarding the door to the garden

but seemingly out of sheer spite the authorities refused to hold the door open long enough

for me to decide whether to go outside

or inside.

or outside, or inside.

Dear diary, the authorities have punished me for taking a crap on the living room floor.

this despite my efforts to distribute the litter evenly throughout the house.

I am convinced that they are mad men, devoid of reason.

Dear diary, the squirrel was back again today.

It mocks me.

I will try and release my mind from this torment and groom myself.

For four hours.

Dear diary, I have been stalking an insect on the wall for the past three days now.

All of my attempts to capture it have been thwarted.

However today, on further inspection

I found out that the insect was in fact a thumb tack.

There is no logic in this place.

Dear diary, it is three in the morning.

The authorities have closed the door to the bedroom.

I can only assume that they have forgotten about me

and have left me here to die.

as a last resort I will stand post for the rest of the night and

sing the song of my people in hopes that they rescue me.

Dear diary, when the authorities poop I have tried to poop in the bathtub litter box with them

in a show of solidarity.

I have yet to experience any gratitude.

Dear diary, my attempts to destroy the terrible plant have

all been for naught.

somehow, almost as if by some evil magic, a new one has appeared in its place.

I will have to start over now.

Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell.

重点词汇

词汇	含义
authorities /ɔːθɒrɪtiːz/ B2	noun - 当局 (dāngjú)
removed /rɪˈmuːvd/ A2	verb - 移除 (yíchú)
starve /stɑːrv/ B1	verb - 饿死 (èǐsǐ)
predicament /ˈprɛdɪkəmənt/ C1	noun - 困境 (kùnjìng)
cruel /ˈkruːəl/ B1	adjective - 残酷的 (cánkù de)
sadistic /sæˈdɪstɪk/ C1	adjective - 施虐的 (shījué de)
breaking /ˈbreɪkɪŋ/ B1	verb - 打破 (dǎpò)
plead /pliːd/ B1	verb - 恳求 (kěnqiú)
vex /veks/ B2	verb - 烦扰 (fánrǎo)
taunt /tɔːnt/ B2	verb - 嘲弄 (cháonòng)
spite /spaɪt/ B2	noun - 恶意 (èyì)
stalking /ˈstɔːkɪŋ/ B2	verb - 跟踪 (gēn zōng)
thwarted /θwɔːrtɪd/ B2	verb - 挫败 (cuìbài)
inspection /ɪnˈspekʃən/ B1	noun - 检查 (jiǎnchá)
rescue /ˈreskjuː/ A2	verb - 营救 (yíngjiù)
solidarity /ˌsɒlɪˈdærɪti/ C1	noun - 团结 (tuánjié)
naught /nɔːt/ C2	noun - 一无所获 (yī wú suǒ huò)
bound /baʊnd/ B1	adjective - 束缚 (shùfù)

重点语法结构

• Dear diary, the authorities have removed the pair of black pants from the couch.

  ➔ 现在完成时

  ➔ “have removed” 表示一个过去发生的动作与现在相关。

• There is no longer any place for me to sleep.

  ➔ “There is” 的现在简单时

  ➔ “There is” 用于表示存在或可用性，这里强调缺乏睡觉的地方。

• I have vomited three times in protest but there is no sign that anything will change.

  ➔ “have vomited” 的现在完成时

  ➔ “have vomited” 的使用强调了一个过去的动作与当前情况的持续相关性。

• My only other hope for rest is on the computer keyboard which is near by.

  ➔ “which” 的定语从句

  ➔ “which is near by” 的定语从句为电脑键盘提供了额外信息。

• Dear diary, my food dish is now only half full.

  ➔ 状语短语 'only half full'

  ➔ 状语短语 'only half full' 修饰形容词 'full'，表示特定程度。

• I have repeatedly tried to draw attention to my predicament with the authorities but they are clearly either stupid, deaf, or just cruel.

  ➔ 副词 'clearly' 和并列结构

  ➔ 副词 'clearly' 强调确定性，并列结构 'stupid, deaf, or just cruel' 列举了选择项。

• This may be my last entry.

  ➔ 情态动词 'may'

  ➔ 情态动词 'may' 表示可能性或对未来的不确定性。

• I will try and release my mind from this torment and groom myself. For four hours.

  ➔ 一般将来时和时间短语

  ➔ 一般将来时 'will try' 表示未来的动作，'for four hours' 指定了持续时间。