THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME
GET TO WORK TODAY.
00:01
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
00:04
>> I FEEL THE SAME WAY
SOMETIMES.
00:10
>> James: DO YOU MIND IF WE
LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.
00:12
>> James: LET'S SEE WHO WE
HAVE GOT HERE.
00:15
SNOATD I'M SO SICK OF THAT SAME
OLD LOVE, IT TEARS ME UP.
00:18
♪ I'M SO SICK OF THAT SAME OLD
LOVE, MY BODY'S HAD ENOUGH.
00:22
♪ OH THAT SAME OLD LOVE.
00:27
♪ THAT SAME OLD LOVE.
00:33
♪ I'M SO SICK OF IT.
00:46
♪ SO SICK OF THAT LOVE.
00:49
(APPLAUSE)
>> WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING
00:53
FUN BEFORE YOU GO TO WORK.
00:59
YOU'RE ALWAYS WORKING.
01:00
>> James: I CAN'T, IT'S THE
BIG TIME, 12:37, CBS.
01:01
>> BUT YOU'RE KIND OF THE BOSS,
SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A DETOUR
01:05
>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
01:09
>> JUST TRUST ME, JUST TRUST ME
A LITTLE BIT.
01:12
>> James: OKAY, BUT I REALLY
CAN'T BE LATE TO WORK.
01:14
>> NO, WE'LL BE FINE.
01:17
>> James: FAST, ALL RIGHT.
01:19
>> James: WHEN YOU'RE READY
COME AND GET IT.
01:29
♪ WHEN YOU'RE READY COME AND GET
IT, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA.
01:35
♪ WHEN YOU'RE READY WHEN YOU'RE
RE-E-E-REN.
01:41
♪ WHEN YOU'RE READY COME AND GET
IT.
01:48
>> James: OH MY GOD!
02:03
♪ OH, GOD, THAT WAS NO FUN.
02:18
THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
02:23
>> James: AS MUCH AS PEOPLE
NORMALLY DO.
02:25
>> IT KEEPS YOU GOING.
02:28
>> James: GETS YOU GOING THE
WRONG WAY.
02:29
>> NOW YOU'RE READY TO START
YOUR DAY.
02:30
>> James: I DON'T FEEL THAT,
REALLY.
02:32
♪ PEOPLE THINK WHAT THEY SAY
WHAT THEY WANTA SAY.
02:40
♪ AND YOU KNOW IT'S NO GOOD
SNOATD I THINK OF YOU EVERY
02:47
♪ KEEP MAKING LOVE TO EACH
OTHER.
02:55
♪ AND I TRY AND TRY AND TRY.
03:02
♪ CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF.
03:04
>> THIS IS WHERE YOU DRINK A
SHOT OF GINGER EVERY MORNING.
03:12
>> I LIKE GINGER SHOTS, YES.
03:17
BUT I ACTUALLY LIKE TO EAT A
PIECE OF GINGER EVERY MORNING.
03:19
>> James: IS IT NOT JUST BURN
YOUR THROAT.
03:24
>> IT'S SO GOOD, IT'S A GOOD
BURN.
03:26
>> James: IT'S EARLY IN THE
MORNING.
03:28
>> THAT'S THE ONE I GET.
03:33
>> James: I KNOW, ALMOST LIKE
WE RESEARCHED IT.
03:33
>> James: THIS IS MORE THAN A
SHOT TO ME.
03:37
>> ARE YOU NOT GOING TO GET
SICK, READY?
03:39
>> HERE, DRINK SOME WATER.
04:02
>> James: ABSOLUTELY
DISGUSTING.
04:03
>> IT'S SO GOOD IF YOU LET IT
LIKE SIT.
04:07
>> James: HOW ARE YOU JUST
GOING SO COOL ABOUT IT.
04:09
>> IT'S KILLING EVERYTHING
INSIDE.
04:14
>> James: OH, GREAT.
04:16
OH, WHAT A GREAT WAY TO THINK
ABOUT IT.
04:18
>> ALL THE BAD THINGS.
04:20
>> James: THAT'S DISGUSTING.
04:21
THAT WAS TOO BIG, THOUGH.
04:23
THAT GINGER SHOT JUST MADE ME
MORE HUNGRY.
04:26
>> YOU WANT TO WASH IT AWAY
WITH-- .
04:31
>> James: FOR SURE.
04:33
YOUR YOUR LIES ARE BULLETS SNOWT
YOUR MOUTH'S A GUN.
04:39
♪ AND NO WAR IN ANGER.
04:43
♪ PUT OUT THE FIRE BEFORE
IGNITING.
04:45
♪ NEXT TIME YOU'RE FIGHTING
NIGHTING, KILL 'EM WITH
04:47
KILL EM WITH KINDNESS.
04:53
♪ GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD
NOW.
04:55
♪ OH OH NOW, OH OH NOW.
04:59
♪ OH OH NOW, OH OH NOW GO AHEAD,
GO AHEAD NOW.
05:01
>> James: THERE WE GO.
05:08
DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LYRICS
ARE ON THE CUPS, DID YOU KNOW
05:12
>> I ACTUALLY HEARD ABOUT IT.
05:19
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS
TRUE.
05:20
>> James: IT'S COMPLETELY
TRUE.
05:22
YOUR LYRICS ARE ON THE CUP.
05:25
HOW INCREDIBLE IS THAT.
05:27
>> James: DO YOU FEEL LIKE.
05:29
>> James: IN ALL SERIOUSNESS.
05:31
>> James: HELLO, CAN WE GET A
NUMBER-- WHAT DO YOU WANT.
05:34
>> James: NUMBER SEVEN BUT
WITH LIKE A MEDIUM FRIES AND
05:39
MEDIUM COKE, AND THEN I WILL GET
A NUMBER SIX ALSO WITH A MEDIUM
05:43
FRIES AND MEDIUM COKE.
05:50
>> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU.
05:57
>> James: I'M VERY, VERY WELL.
05:57
I'M IN THE CAR WITH SELENA
GOMEZ.
05:59
>> James: I'M IN THE CAR WITH
SELENA GOMEZ.
06:04
>> OH MY GOD, IT'S SELENA GOMEZ.
06:07
>> James: THANK YOU ALL RIGHT.
06:11
IS THAT A NORMAL REACTION?
06:12
SHE'S HYPERVENT LATING.
06:15
>> James: ARE YOU OKAY.
06:16
>> SELENA GOMEZ IS IN THE CAR.
06:19
>> THAT'S SO GREAT.
06:21
>> James: JAMES CORDEN IS ALSO
IN THE CAR.
06:22
SHE COULDN'T CARE LESS.
06:25
>> James: SHE DOESN'T.
06:27
BIG SELENA GOMEZ FAN, YEAH?
06:29
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
06:32
LIKE WHAT ELSE COULD SHE BE
DOING AT 12:37 IN THE MORNING.
06:33
>> James: NICE TO MEET YOU,
SABRINA.
06:40
AT LEAST THE OTHER ONE COULD
HAVE FREAKED OUT JUST A FRACTION
06:43
>> James: HOW ARE YOU.
06:49
>> James: HOW NICE TO SEE YOU,
I KNOW, LATE, LATE SHOW, RIGHT,
06:50
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
06:57
OH MY GOSH, I'M SO HUNGRY.
06:58
THANK YOU SO MUCH, CHEERS.
07:00
>> THAT'S THE WRONG ONE.
07:04
>> James: WE NEED-- NO, THIS
AIN'T NO MAN HIGH ENOUGH, YOU
07:05
>> WE NEED A SELENA GOMEZ
LYRICS.
07:09
>> James: NO, THAT'S CYNDY I
LAUPER.
07:14
WE NEED-- I'M IN THE CAR WITH
SELENA GOMEZ.
07:17
WE'VE GOT TO HAVE THE CUP,
SELENA GOMEZ.
07:21
♪ LIKE A LOVE SONG BABY.
07:26
♪ YOU HAVE GOT TO HAVE SELENA
GOMEZ LYRICS.
07:27
I'M WITH SELENA GOMEZ.
07:31
IF ANYONE IS GOING TO GET THE
SELENA GOMEZ CUP.
07:32
>> James: THERE IT IS.
07:38
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
07:42
I, I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG
BABY.
07:46
>> James: YOU MADE IT,
CHEESIER.
07:51
>> WELL, CHEESIER,.
07:53
>> James: CHEESIER TO YOU.
07:54
>> James: WHAT IS THE MOMENT
IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU THOUGHT
07:56
>> I FEEL LIKE WHEN YOU'RE ABLE
TO KIND OF BE A LITTLE BIT MADE
08:01
I FEEL LIKE THAT'S WHEN I
HAVE-- WHEN PEOPLE-- IF THAT'S
08:06
WHEN YOU MADE T I MADE IT WHEN I
WAS 13, MAYBE EVEN 11.
08:12
>> WHEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE HEY,
SELENA, CAN'T KEEP YOUR HANDS TO
08:18
>> James: YEAH, THAT WAS LIKE
ME IN SCHOOL WHEN THE GOONIES
08:22
CAME OUT AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE
HEY, JAMES, DO THE TROUBLE
08:25
THE BIG MISTAKE WAS I DID IT.
08:31
AND THEN THAT WAS IT EVERY DAY.
08:34
>> LOOK AT YOU NOW.
08:36
♪ ETCH I GUESS RIGHT NOW HERE'S
ANOTHER ONE.
08:39
♪ YOU SAVED MY LIFE AGAIN.
08:47
♪ AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW BABY.
08:50
♪ I, I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE
SONG, BABY.
08:53
♪ I, I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG
BABY.
08:57
♪ I, I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG
BABY.
09:00
♪ AND I KEEP HITTING REPEAT,
PETE, PETE, PETE.
09:05
♪ SWRZ NOW, I WANT TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE
09:11
AND THIS ISN'T UP FOR DEBATE,
ARE YOU OFFICIALLY A MEMBER OF
09:16
>> James: TAYLOR SWIFT'S GIRL
SQUAD.
09:21
I LIKE TO CONSIDER MYSELF AN OG,
LIKE THE ORIGINAL.
09:26
>> James: WHO TAKES MINUTES AT
THE MEETINGS? WHO TAKES THE
09:29
>> WHAT ARE WE MEETING ABOUT?
09:34
>> James: I DON'T KNOW, I'M
NOT IN THE SQUAD.
09:34
>> I WILL BRING YOU TO A
HANGOUT.
09:37
>> James: CAN I SAY I THINK
THE SQUAD IS A BIT SEXIST
09:40
BECAUSE IT IS ALL ABOUT BEING
EQUALS.
09:43
>> James: AND YET NO MAN HAS
BEEN ASKED TO JOIN THE SQUAD.
09:47
I ACTUALLY FIND IT DEGRADING TO
MEN.
09:49
>> WELL, I THINK THIS INDUSTRY
COULD USE A LITTLE BIT OF FEMALE
09:55
>> James: DO YOU THINK.
09:59
>> I THINK WE HAVE A RIGHT TO BE
THAT WAY.
09:59
>> IT'S A LOT HARDER DOING WHAT
I HAVE TO DO I THINK SO.
10:02
>> James: SO YOU ARE SAYING NO
MEN IN THE SQUAD EVER.
10:05
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW.
10:08
FIND ME A BOYFRIEND AND THEN
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT.
10:09
>> James: ARE YOU ON THE
LOOKOUT FOR A BOYFRIEND.
10:12
>> I DON'T KNOW, I LIKE TO HAVE
FUN.
10:16
>> James: OH, SO YOU'RE SAYING
YOU WANT TO GET A GUY IN EVERY
10:17
>> James: ARE YOU LINING UP A
GUY IN MANCHESTER, LINING UP A
10:21
>> NOT EVERY PLACE.
10:26
>> James: JUST ONCE OR TWICE A
WEEK.
10:27
IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN?
10:30
>> James: ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK
I GO.
10:32
♪ BUT THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY
THINK.
10:39
♪ THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY.
10:41
♪ BUT I KEEP CRUISING.
10:45
♪ CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP MOVING.
10:47
♪ ITS LIKE I GOT THIS MUSIC.
10:50
♪ SAYING IT'S GONNA BE ALL
RIGHT.
10:54
♪ CAUSE THE PLAYERS GONNA PLAY,
PLAY, PLAY, PLAY.
10:57
♪ AND THE HATERS GONNA HATE,
HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE.
11:00
♪ BABY, I'M JUST GONNA SHAKE,
SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.
11:04
♪ I SHAKE IT OFF, I SHAKE IT
OFF.
11:08
AND EVERYBODY SAYS THAT MY NEW
GIRLFRIEND SHE'S LIKE OH MY GOD.
11:12
♪ I'M JUST GOING TO SHAKE IT, TO
THE GIRL OVER THERE WITH THE
11:19
♪ WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND
SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.
11:22
♪
♪ SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.
11:29
♪ HATERS GONNA HATE, HATE, HATE,
HATE.
11:31
♪ I'M JUST GONNA SHAKE, SHAKE,
SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE IT OFF.
11:34
♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
11:43
>> James: WELL, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT, I ABSOLUTELY DID NEED TO
11:44
CUT LOOSE AND I COULD NOT THINK
OF A BETTER PERSON TO HELP ME
11:48
GET TO WORK THAN YOU EVERY DAY,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
11:52
>> James: I ABSOLUTELY LOVED
EVERY SECOND OF IT.
11:56