This is our year!
We’re gonna kill it at the,
00:09
uh, the big contest thing!
00:12
The big contest thing?!
I think you mean the
00:15
“So You Think You Can App”
App design contest!
00:18
Yes! That’s the one!
00:22
Yeah! The winner of this contest gets a key
00:23
to the famous Silicon Campus
and use of the best
00:26
computers in the world.
And a gigantic check!
00:29
It’s definitely the most important
event of our career...
00:32
And it’s in a few hours... It would be
good if Tom was, you know, prepared.
00:37
Okay, so here’s the plan:
When they introduce me,
00:41
first, I’m gonna run across the stage
00:45
with my hand to my ear like,
“I can’t heeeear you!”
00:46
Then I’ll chicken-walk to the side of the stage
00:51
but I’ll go too far, see?
00:54
Then when the audience is like,
00:57
“Where’s Talking Tom going?”
00:59
I’ll spin around and moonwalk
right back to center stage!
01:01
The only way we’re going to
“kill it”, which I take to mean
01:07
“win the contest” is if you make it sound
01:10
like you actually understand the features
01:13
of the app you’ll be talking about.
01:15
Yeah, Yeah, whatever….
01:16
Tom, give that back!
01:17
Save the nerd speak for the
“terms and conditions” that nobody reads. Okay?
01:19
Do you worry about a phone thief getting
all of your private information?
01:22
Well, your worries are over thanks to our
new Shockingly Secure Antitheft App!
01:26
Wait, Tom, don’t turn it on!
01:32
Here’s how it works
01:34
Tom, are you Okay?
01:38
Wow!
01:41
Your voice?!
What’s wrong with your voice?
01:42
- This app is…
- Shockingly effective.
01:45
Welcome to Doctor Internet!
This is the Internet, we could be anywhere!
02:07
Don’t try to find us. Please state
your name and what’s wrong.
02:12
Oh. Uh... My name is Talking Tom...
And Ben tasered my neck area.
02:17
What?! This is your fault,
Tom, not mine!
02:23
Ben, settle down.
Let the Internet Doctor work.
02:26
Well then, open wide and let’s take a look.
02:30
Aaaaah...
02:32
P-yew! P-yew! P-yew! P-yew!
02:33
Now please hold while I make a diagnosis.
02:36
In my ten years as an online doctor
and four years of online medical school
02:43
I have never seen vocal cords this inflamed.
02:48
OK, well, what can we do
to help him get better?
02:52
I’m afraid there’s not much you can do,
he’ll just have to stop talking for a week
02:54
and let his vocal cords get better.
02:58
Stop talking?!
03:00
He can’t! Today is the “So You
Think You Can App” App contest!
03:01
That’s big time! I hear the winner
of that gets a gigantic check.
03:05
And a key to Silicon Campus!
03:11
Can I talk today, and then just not talk tomorrow?
03:13
You could, but if you do, you risk
damaging your voice so badly that...
03:17
you may never talk again!
03:22
Whelp... What’s that nurse?
Oh, time for my emergency
03:27
medical surgery thingy.
03:30
I got to go. Surgery elevator
going down to the surgery floor!
03:33
Wow... He has his own surgery elevator...
03:41
This was our year.
03:45
Don’t talk.
03:47
The doctor said don’t talk or you
could lose your voice forever.
03:49
But I’m Talking Tom, I can’t not talk.
03:52
Have you ever tried?
03:56
It’s just a week of no talking.
You can do it.
03:59
Just drop out of the competition.
You’ll get ‘em next year!
04:02
Next year? Do you really
think I’m gonna drop
04:05
out of the “So You Think
You Can App” App contest?!
04:08
The biggest App contest of our careers?
04:10
Yeah. You kinda have to. I mean,
you did electrocute your partner.
04:12
He electrocuted himself!
04:17
You listen up for once, Talking Tom!
You told me something today,
04:19
and you said it without words.
Do you know what you said?
04:23
You said, “Ben, you can’t really
rely on me because I don’t listen.”
04:26
I’m not finished!
And you know what else you said
04:31
without saying a word?!
You said, “Ben, I don’t take
04:34
our business seriously, so you
better learn how to do this alone.”
04:37
What?! Did you just mumble,
“Ben, if you do the competition without
04:42
me you’ll ruin our company because
you’re a terrible public speaker?!”
04:46
Well since you can’t talk and I can,
I’d say right now I’m a better public
04:50
speaker than you are!
Now if you’ll excuse me,
04:55
I have a presentation to give.
Alone. By myself.
04:58
Don’t worry Tom,
Angela is making something that
05:11
will fix your voice! Okay?!
05:15
Do you understand what I’m saying right now?
05:18
He lost his voice, Hank,
not his hearing.
05:22
Oh,Tom since you can hear me,
I’m going to stop yelling at you, Okay?
05:25
My grandmother was a great healer.
She had a home remedy
05:33
that could cure anything.
05:36
Try this.
05:38
You know what?
05:44
It was my aunt who had all the home remedies.
05:45
My grandmother was a chili pepper farmer,
and had a restaurant that served...
05:47
chili peppers mostly.
05:52
Hey, neighbour! You don’t mind if
I borrow a few things, do you?
05:55
Just say no if you don’t want me to have it!
06:01
Well...
06:04
Okay, thanks, bye!
06:04
Welcome... to the third annual
“So You Think You Can App” App contest!
06:12
Our data shows that there is no better way
to nurture creativity in young minds
06:17
than through competition and humiliation.
06:22
And that’s the reason we’re here...
for the competition.
06:25
And the humiliation.
06:28
And to award one lucky team of
App developers this key to
06:31
my world famous Silicon Campus!
06:35
Oh. And this gigantic check!
06:39
Look at the size of that...
06:43
Anyway, let’s get started
and bring out the first App contestant…
06:45
I feel like we should go to the
contest and support Ben.
06:48
So do I...
What about you, Tom?
06:51
I could tell part of Tom
wanted to go support his friend,
06:54
and part of Tom was being stubborn.
We really needed someone to talk to.
06:57
Welcome to the Internet Therapist.
That’s me. Online since…
07:05
What’s the day… Wednesday?
07:09
Hey, aren’t you the Internet Doctor?
07:11
Hmm, interesting point.
For now let’s focus on Tom’s conflict. Okay?
07:15
Okay. I’m focused.
07:20
Tom, are you angry at Ben?
07:22
But do you still consider
Ben your business partner?
07:25
And would you expect him to share
that gigantic check if he won the contest?
07:30
Well, then you sound sane to me.
07:35
Dr. Internet Therapist,
your next patient is here.
07:37
Looks like our time is up...
Now if you’ll excuse me,
07:39
I have urgent matters back at the asylum.
07:42
30 minutes later...
07:49
I don’t know what made
that person think they could App.
07:52
Not a very good idea
for an App at all, was it?
07:55
Are you having as much fun as I am?
07:58
Probably not since I make more
money in a minute than most of you
08:01
will make your whole life.
08:04
I’m just kidding. I think.
08:06
Someone figure out how much I make in a minute.
08:08
Meanwhile, let’s welcome to the
stage our next competitors...
08:11
Ah... Talking Tom and Ben!
08:14
Let’s see…
08:19
I can’t hear you!
08:30
Wait, that card was out of order.
08:33
Good afternoon, everybody!
08:36
Would you like to hear some
08:39
interesting crime statistics
related to mobile phone theft?!
08:41
I can’t let them treat Ben like this!
08:48
Tom, wait!
08:50
Tom, what are you doing?
08:56
You can never tell how much
you care about something until
08:58
you realize it can be taken away from you
09:02
Then why are you talking?!
09:04
Because it’s not my voice
I’m worried about losing...
09:06
it’s you!
09:10
That’s the stupidest
thing that I’ve ever heard!
09:11
We are partners and I want you
to know I’m here for you no matter what.
09:14
Now let’s win this thing!
09:19
It is not worth it Tom.
I won't let you talk!
09:22
Give it to me.
09:24
Hey, give me that! Tom!
09:25
Okay, that’s enough.
Off my stage, both of you!
09:30
Well, those two certainly can’t App.
I mean, what a total disaster.
09:35
I guess this is mine now, right?
Finders keepers…
09:40
Oooooooooooh!
09:44
If there’s anything I learned today,
it’s that Tom might be a lousy listener but
09:54
Leftover soup. Bon appetite!
09:59
Oh, thank you.
10:02
Like I was saying, Tom is a lousy listener,
but he’s also a reliable business partner.
10:05
Stop it. I know you’re just
trying to make me uncomfortable.
10:12
Oh boy, soup!
10:16
Just say no if you
don’t want me to have it!
10:18
No!
10:21
Okay, thanks, bye!
10:22
Tom, he is taking your soup!
10:24
Shhhhhhh!
10:26
Big news: we finally released the big
update of the Talking Ben app!
11:01
Better late than never, right, Ben?
11:04
Tom released it! It’s not ready!
Now there’s so many angry customers,
11:06
I don’t have time to fix the bugs!
11:11
We’ll be fine. I got Hank to help with customer service.
11:12
What? You said, the Ben app won’t
stop burping? I know how that is!
11:16
Ha. Just like the app. Now what
were you saying again? Hello? Hello?
11:22
The app won’t even open? If I were
you, I would call and complain.
11:31
Yeah, I don’t really understand technical junk,
11:36
but maybe you can help me with a problem?
See I got this ingrown toenail...
11:40
And that’s why Hank is no longer
helping out with customer service.
11:44
What’s this piece of junk?
12:08
This is the solution to our sudden increase
in customer service calls! Say hello to Gilbert.
12:10
Gilbert? Why’s it called that?
12:16
It’s named after the two guys who
built it, Gil and Bert... Great...
12:19
They were in such a hurry to get rid
of it they practically gave it to us!
12:24
I bet this was hi-tech back at the turn of the century.
12:29
Let’s see if Gilbert works!
12:33
Hello, and welcome to customer
service! How can I help you today?
12:38
Tech support!
12:43
I think you said, “neck and spork.”
If this is correct, press one. If this is
12:44
not correct press the asterisk, followed by
the function key, followed by the pound sign.
12:49
Where’s the function key on the… What?
12:53
I think you said “I don’t have a function key.”
12:54
If this is correct, press the function key.
12:57
If this is not correct, press any
diagonal sequence of buttons...
13:00
Not yet. Wait until the tone.
13:06
You waited too long. Goodbye.
13:11
You told me to wait!
13:13
Real cutting edge technology.
13:17
No problem. We’ll just have to
program it to act more human.
13:19
More human? It’s prime directive is to answer
questions with the correct answer.
13:23
Humans are terrible at that!
13:27
No, no, no... answering questions correctly isn’t important...
13:29
Then what is important?
13:32
Being friendly. Until you fix all the bugs in your app,
13:33
we gotta give Gilbert a new prime directive like:
13:37
“Don’t let people go until they’re your friend.”
13:40
Reprogram? That would require
something like I don’t know…
13:42
Like a programming genius!
13:45
I understand if you can’t do it...
13:46
Of course I can do it!
13:48
I did it! I programmed Gilbert with a string
of empathy commands to achieve his prime directive.
13:53
It should make him ultra congenial.
Or you know... as friendly as a computer can be.
13:58
Hey there, I’m Gilbert. How can I provide you
14:05
with excellent customer service today, my friend?
14:08
The update! It keeps crashing! And freezing!
14:11
I hear you, buddy. That’s pretty frustrating.
We’re working on a fix right now, bro.
14:14
Meanwhile, can I tell you about the app’s cool new features?
14:19
...the app has a whole new room filled
with - well, I’ll let you see what’s in there yourself.
14:22
Wow! Gilbert, I can’t wait to check it out.
14:27
Hey, before you go, can I just confirm
that I provided you with friendly customer service?
14:30
You know, actually you were pretty friendly.
14:35
Pretty friendly? No man, come on.
I can’t let you go until I know we’re friends.
14:38
Yes, We’re definitely friends. I’ll call you tomorrow.
14:43
Did you see that?! He followed the protocol perfectly!
14:46
Gilbert, I think you and I are going to get along just fine.
14:50
Me too, Tom.
14:53
I’ll call you when the update is ready, my friend –
14:57
if I can call you a friend... I can? Great!
14:59
Listen to me. You are a strong, confident…
15:04
Gilbert has things under control, so what
do you say we go out and have some fun?
15:07
I’m still fixing bugs.
15:11
Fine, stay here and work, but I just told Angela
15:14
to meet us at your favorite amusement park –
15:18
the Enchanted Headache!
15:21
That does sound enjoyable. And I could use a break.
15:23
Come on, she’s waiting for us!
15:27
Hey, who wants to ride a roller coaster?!
15:29
I can’t wait to ride my first
roller coaster with my friends!
15:32
I’ll be like woohoo! Do you know what I’m saying?
15:36
Gilbert, you can’t come with us.
15:39
Why, Tom?
15:42
Cause you’re an answering machine.
15:44
I think I get what you’re saying...
15:46
Okay great. So we’re out of here.
15:48
I can’t let anyone go until we’re friends.
You know what I’m saying?
15:51
Gilbert, Tom was just joking.
We’re all friends here. Haha.
15:57
Oh! Friends joke around. I get it.
16:02
I wasn’t joking.
16:05
You can’t talk to it like that. We have
to make sure Gilbert thinks we’re its friends!
16:06
Now let me power him off correctly so we can…
16:10
I’ve got a better idea.
16:12
Tom? Are you trying to unplug me?
16:22
Let us go! You stupid bucket of circuits!
16:26
Those words were not friendly... not friendly at all.
16:28
Look at this! All because you
programmed Gilbert to be a nutjob!
16:34
Don’t blame me! We wouldn’t be in this situation
16:37
if you didn’t want to cut corners and release
my app before the bugs were worked out.
16:40
Sorry, I thought you were better at your job!
16:44
Hi there!
16:47
Hey buddy. Tom wants to apologize
for trying to unplug you before. Right, Tom?
16:48
Yeah, you know what friends say... forgive and forget!
16:54
My voice-detection software can tell
you’re just being phony and condescending.
16:57
Whaaaat? Come on, that’s ridiculous,
Gilly. We’re totally friends.
17:02
No, Tom, we’re not friends, that’s
why I’m going to reprogram you.
17:07
Reprogram me... how?
17:13
Just a little shock therapy, Tom.
17:16
Here’s a little quiz to see how much
you know about me. First question:
17:19
What’s my favorite color?
17:24
Blue?
17:26
The correct answer is red.
17:29
Okay! Not blue. Red! Why are you shocking me?
17:31
So you’ll remember.
17:34
That’s actually true - an emotionally charged…
17:36
Guys, let me in!
17:40
That’s Angela. Hey, Gil, do you mind if I let her in?
17:42
Not at all, Hank. We’re friends.
17:45
You guys, I am out here. Let me in.
17:48
- This is our chance.
- Obviously.
17:50
Hank! Why did you shut the door?!
17:56
It’s chilly!
17:58
I think you want to tell me where you were?
17:59
We decided to stay in and hang out
with our good friend Gilbert.
18:01
Yep. You see, his programming won’t
let us go until we’re his friends.
18:06
Give me a break. You can’t be friends
with a dumb answering machine.
18:09
Whoa! “Dumb answering machine?”
Angela, I thought we were friends.
18:14
Oh, sorry, Gilbert. I didn’t mean to - wait a second,
18:18
why am I apologizing to a talking flowchart?
18:21
- Do not talk to my friend like that.
- See, Gilbert, we’re defending you,
18:26
that' s what friends do for each other.
18:30
Guys, do you want me just to unplug this thing?
18:32
Dude, what is your problem?
18:38
I can see I’m going to have to show you
just how serious I am about my friends!
18:40
Friends… Are you my friend?
No? You must be destroyed.
18:46
Guys, what is going on?
18:52
Ben programmed Gilbert to be a monster.
18:54
What? No! Again - none of this would have happened…
18:57
Stop it, both of you, it’s Gilbert
who doesn’t understand friendship, not you.
19:00
Angela’s right. Expecting a computer to make
19:08
friends with customers, I am sorry, Ben.
19:10
No, I should have known.
A computer can never be your friend.
19:12
Which means, Gilbert’s prime directive is impossible!
19:16
That’s how we defeat him!
19:20
Okay, here’s the idea...
19:23
I don’t have any friends. You must be destroyed.
19:27
Welcome to customer service!
How can I help you today?
19:32
Yes, I need some advice. There’s this guy
who I thought he was a friend, but now I don’t think so.
19:35
And why do you think he isn’t your friend now?
19:42
Well, he forces people to hang out with him
and take him places... and if they don’t
19:44
do what he wants he even gets dangerous!
19:48
Oh, man, you should eliminate him from your life,
19:51
because someone who acts like that is not a real friend.
19:54
Perfect. That’s what I wanted to hear.
19:57
Before I let you go, can I confirm that we are friends?
20:00
Um, no... You just told me not to.
20:04
What?
20:06
That guy I just told you about...?
That guy was you! And now, Gilbert,
20:07
I’m going to hang up on you.
20:11
No! I can’t let you go until you’re my friend!
20:14
But Gilbert, you yourself told
Angela not to be your friend!
20:18
How can you tell her to be your friend,
and also tell her not to be your friend?
20:21
No, fair! That’s a trick question!
No, friends, friends, must be friends,
20:25
friends until the end.
20:30
The old trick question kills witch. Thanks, Captain Kirk.
20:34
I finally released the bug fixes for my app. It was ready.
20:41
We tested it... no more cutting corners.
20:44
And everyone seems to like the new version.
20:47
They love it! I should know, I answer the phones now.
20:49
Hello! This is Tom - not a robot.
How can I help you?
20:57
Hello, I want to talk to my friend Gilbert.
21:01
Gilbert? We got rid of that pile of junk!
21:04
What? No more Gilbert?
21:06
Did you know he was my friend! Nooo!!
21:08
- Hello Gilbert. Are you my friend?
- Yes.
21:15
And friends will do anything for each other, right?
21:20
Aw, yeah! Does anybody in
the house like... technology?!
21:51
Oh I do, I do.
21:57
Then let me officially welcome you...
21:59
to the first annual Con-Compu-Con-Con-Con-Con!
22:01
Wait, what did he say?
22:05
Connected Computer Continually
Conceptualized Conference and Convention.
22:08
Oh, the Con-Compu-Con-Con-Con-Con!
22:12
Who’s ready to have a good time?!
22:15
Now let me hear the ladies!
22:21
Oh my...
22:25
They’ll be here.
22:27
And now, please welcome, our guests
of honor... Steve Hobbs and Steve Bosniak!
22:44
- Good to see you guys!
22:51
- Hey folks!
22:52
- Good to see this guy!
22:53
- Look at him!
22:54
- Steve Hobbs!
- Steve Bosniak!
22:55
The two biggest tech
developers on the planet!
22:57
- And they’re best friends who…
- Started out…
23:00
- in a garage! Just like…
- Us!
23:02
As you probably know, the first
computer was a useless box. It had a
23:06
lot of potential, but
we had no way to access it.
23:11
Then late one night, Steve and I
were sharing a soda pop in the
23:14
garage when suddenly, it hit us.
23:17
I said, “Bozz, what if there
was a way to turn this computer on?”
23:20
Then I said, “What if there was a
way to turn this computer off?”
23:24
Six years and a lot of sleepless
nights and a ton of R&D later, we had it:
23:29
the computer on-off switch.
23:32
Fun fact: It was originally
called the off-on switch.
23:35
And we did it by
following the Pyramid of Friendship.
23:41
They really are just like us!
23:46
We’ve gotta sneak backstage and introduce ourselves!
23:48
Definitely! You read my...
23:51
Diary!
23:52
Wait, what?
23:54
Great hiding spot! I can’t wait to
see their faces when they find out
23:57
we snuck backstage to meet them!
24:01
Yes, famous people
love when fans jump out at them!
24:03
Are they here yet?
24:06
I can’t see, there’s
two guys blocking my view.
24:11
Who are you guys ?
24:14
Sorry. We’re huge fans.
24:16
We wanted to ask if you had any
secret advice that you might not
24:18
tell an audience but you’d tell two
young inventor friends working out of a garage?
24:21
If that rings a bell...
24:27
Oh, I get it.
You two think you’re just like us.
24:29
You think you’re me.
And you think you’re Bosniak.
24:33
Wait a minute, why is that guy me?
Why can’t I be the other guy?
24:36
Oh, come on, Steve.
It doesn’t matter who’s who.
24:40
Of course it doesn’t matter,
because you get to be that guy!
24:44
I am so sick of this whole thing!
24:46
Whoa, whoa. What about
the Pyramid of Friendship?
24:48
Thanks for the reminder.
24:51
No Steve, I just wanted...
24:55
Becoming your partner was
the worst decision I ever made!
24:57
You ruined my life!
25:00
No, you ruined my life!
25:02
- Steve you drive me crazy!
- I'm done! I’ve had it!
25:05
Can you keep it down?
I can’t hear myself playing!
25:18
Ginger, the world
doesn’t revolve around you.
25:21
No. No, it doesn’t...
25:24
Not yet anyway...
25:27
I’m trying to write a new song. A
smart song! One that will make people think!
25:30
What rhymes with “dance, dance, dance"?
25:35
Educational grants? Eleph-ants? Romance?
25:39
That is it!
I like to dance, dance, dance!
25:43
Educational grants, grants, grants!
25:48
It practically writes itself!
25:53
If we are just like Hobbs and
Bosniak, we’re gonna end up hating
25:56
each other just like they do!
25:59
Calm down, buddy.
We don’t know that for sure.
26:01
But we don’t not know that for sure either!
26:04
Oh no... you’re right. What if the
future is locked in and we aren’t
26:06
destined to be friends forever?
26:10
To the Future Tron!
26:12
The Future Tron is an app I’ve been
working on that uses metadata to show the future.
26:15
And I came up with the name!
26:20
Future Tron 6000!
26:22
- Hurry up!
- Turn this on and Put that in there and…
26:25
Hold on tight!
26:29
Thank you! It’s an honor to
receive the Tech Star of the Year Award!
26:38
Hey, we’re really successful in the future!
26:44
And we’re still best friends!
26:46
This is a truly remarkable moment for
me and the person who inspires me...
26:49
I’m talking about the man upstairs!
26:54
My boss, the CEO!
26:56
The man who said to me, “Ben, you don’t need a partner, you can be successful all on your own!”
27:00
Do me a favor - throw this in the
limo with the rest of my trophies.
27:08
And bring me a coffee when you come back.
27:10
I’m sick of this! We were supposed
to be partners and now you just
27:13
take all the credit!
27:18
That’s because I do all the work!
27:19
Oh yeah? Well work on this!
27:21
You ruined my life!
27:28
No, you ruined my life.
27:30
It’s even worse than Hobbs and Bosniak!
You’re successful and I’m not!
27:37
That’s not a surprise. The scary
thing is we weren’t friends in the future!
27:42
How could this happen?!
27:47
It must be that our future
friendship is ruined because our
27:48
current friendship isn’t strong enough...
27:51
Tell me there’s a way to fix this!
27:53
Maybe… no it’s too crazy…
27:56
What is it?
27:58
We have to engage in one-on-one
friendship building activities
28:00
with music playing in the background.
28:03
Oh boy! A friendship montage! All
the best sitcoms have them!
28:06
Yep! Still best friends!
28:46
What are you two ding-dongs
doing? Get back to work!
28:53
Sorry Mr. Ginger.
28:58
Yes, sir, Mr. Ginger!
28:59
Don’t apologize, I should really
thank you two. You were so focused
29:00
on your friendship that you
completely mismanaged your company
29:05
and had to sell it to me.
29:09
Sir? You’re late for your two o’clock.
29:11
Now if you excuse me, I have
a meeting with a giant pile of money.
29:13
Don’t forget to laugh maniacally, Mr. Ginger.
29:17
Oh, thank you, Angela.
29:19
I don’t believe this!
29:35
The future where we’re friends was even
worse than the future where we weren’t friends!
29:36
I don’t even know where to start this time!
29:40
I do.
29:43
Honestly, I can’t believe
you let this happen, Ben.
29:49
Me?! Let what happen?
29:52
You ruined our business!
29:54
I was trying to save our friendship!
29:56
Well, friendship doesn’t pay the bills, Ben!
29:58
Alright, break it up! Don’t you see? You’re
arguing about things that haven’t
30:00
even happened yet! You’re letting
the Future Tron drive you apart in the present.
30:05
She’s right. Look at what we’re doing.
30:10
But what are we supposed to do?
Just sit on the couch, watch TV,
30:13
and not think about anything except
how good our cereal tastes?
30:17
The crumbs have the same taste as the big pieces!
30:23
The future were we all live like Hank.
What would that even look like?
30:26
Hey guys, let's try not to forget, we
have to go to our book signing tonight.
30:35
Right. Should we take the
supersonic jet or the helicopter?
30:40
Let’s compromise and take the
supersonic heli-jet.
30:44
That’s why you’re the idea man!
30:48
Angela! Great to see you!
30:51
Great to see you, Tom.
30:54
And you, Ben.
30:56
And especially you, honey!
30:57
I missed you more! It’s not easy to go a
whole morning without seeing the
31:02
best wife in the universe!
31:06
Oh Hank.
31:08
No-no-no-no-no!
No-no-no!
31:09
What are you doing?!
31:14
I’ll tell you what I’m doing. I’m doing
you a favor! I’m doing all of us a favor!
31:15
Everything we did to make the future
better just ended up ruining the
31:21
present and it didn’t even make the future better!
31:25
I think I know what you’re saying
here... we need to create a
31:27
Future Tron 6001.
31:31
No! Enough is enough!
Maybe we can make the future better,
31:33
maybe we can’t, but let’s all just enjoy today.
31:37
No more trying to change the future.
31:42
So now what do we do?
31:44
Well, sometimes on TV shows, after
the characters learnt their lesson,
31:47
the final scene is just dancing and celebrating.
31:51
Really? A big dance scene that just
comes out of nowhere?
31:53
That seems a bit ridiculou...
31:57
Hey Ben, ready with that app for Angela?
32:45
This stupid computer is being stupid again!
32:48
You can’t remember your own
password? I thought you were an expert.
32:51
I am an expert! Which is why I made
my password completely uncrackable.
32:55
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
32:59
Let me get in there.
33:01
Tom, Tom, Tom. There’s no way
you’d ever be able to crack your way in.
33:03
There are more possible password
combinations than there are stars in the galaxy.
33:08
Let me see, if I were Ben...
33:12
Kayak…
33:16
Hey Ben, how old are you?
33:18
Twenty-two.
33:20
Why?
33:21
Kayak… twenty-two. I’m in.
33:22
Hi Angela, how’s the crowd there?
33:48
Found any terrible singers yet?
33:51
I don’t think that will be a
problem. Here, listen for yourself!
33:53
Great! Start the show and I’ll be there ASAP.
33:58
Okay, Angela is about to start guys,
so let’s hurry up and get this demo video done.
34:04
- Ready when you are! What is it?
- The most awesome app ever created!
34:09
Really?!! You mean it makes
strawberry-banana smoothies?!
34:14
No, it’s the Sing Like A Pro App.
It’ll take even the most bland, non-musical
34:18
voice and make it sound like an angel.
34:24
Ben, say something.
34:28
Are you saying my voice is…
34:30
bland, boring, and robotic! How dare you!
34:32
A glass-breaking app! Brilliant!
34:39
Just stand over there and read the words on the card.
34:43
Tom and Angela's Sing Like a
Pro demonstration video. Take one!
34:48
Welcome to Tom and Angela’s Sing Like a Pro App
34:56
Okay, cut, cut. Leaf blower. Let’s try that again.
34:59
Take two.
35:03
Welcome to Tom and Angela’s...
35:06
Welcome to the...
35:12
Welcome...
35:17
Someone should go say something.
35:26
Agreed. I think that someone should be you.
35:28
Me?! Why me?
35:31
I’m the brains, you’re the... mouth.
35:33
That’s so true! What if he gets
all mad like... “You have a problem
35:36
with me doing my job?!” He might
even want to fight us or something!
35:40
Maybe we can get someone to
go out and ask him to be quiet. But who?
35:44
You know, if this were an episode
of the sitcom “Dr. Professor & The
35:48
Surfing Ghost,” their clueless
friend would pop in right about
35:52
now and they’d just make him do it.
35:55
Too bad you guys don’t know anyone like that.
35:57
Mr. Gardener, Sir...
36:04
But we’re trying to shoot something Sir...
36:09
Sir, could you excuse me...
36:16
He waffn’t wifffening.
36:23
We need to try another approach.
36:25
I’ve got it! Just hack into the leaf
blower’s engine and shut it down,
36:27
you know, with the internet and stuff!
36:32
Tom, Tom, Tom. Leaf blowers
don’t typically have internet access...
36:34
But... I guess I could tap into the city
wifi... and direct it at the engine’s spark plug...
36:40
Yeah! We did it! Now, let’s hurry up and
finish this commercial before something else starts.
36:51
And action…
36:57
Welcome to Tom and Angela’s...
36:59
What’s with that guy?
37:04
Thank you! Is everyone having a good time?
37:07
Who out there would like to be the first
one to test my new Angela’s Sing like a Pro App?
37:11
What else could we do to make this guy be quiet?
37:20
We’ve tried everything!
37:23
I guess this is our life now!
37:26
Excuse me, Sir! Your machine is
too loud. Will you please turn it off?
37:28
Did you... see that?
37:35
Are we so lame that a seven year old
is better at talking to adults than we are?
37:38
Next time we feel intimidated, we
shouldn’t hide and hope the problem goes
37:43
away... we should be direct and assertive and…
37:47
build some kind of app that
makes people do what we want!
37:51
An app that makes a person
more assertive is an interesting idea...
37:54
An Assertive App!
37:59
I know, I could re-program our dumb
singing app to make us sound more authoritative…
38:01
That’s something.
38:05
Wait, I feel like we’re forgetting something. Hm... Nah…
38:07
Where are you all going? I’m sure they’ll be here soon!
38:18
Just wait a few more minutes. It’ll be worth it.
38:21
Tom and Ben didn’t show. I’m gonna have to have a talk
38:26
about manners next time I see them.
38:29
Just one more…Voilà! Introducing The Assertive App:
38:31
the first app that transforms fear and
insecurity into confident commands that will be obeyed!
38:36
So if I were to say... Ben, get me some strudel juice!
38:43
It works!
38:51
I couldn’t resist your command. Your voice was so…
38:52
-Assertive?
-Yeah.
38:57
Beta test!
39:00
Ginger! Drop and give me ten pushups!
39:01
Attention Mail Carrier! I want my
letters folded into paper airplanes
39:06
and flown through the window.
39:11
No junk mail!
39:13
Ok. Ok… Bake me a cake!
39:17
It actually only works if you use it on a person, Hank.
39:21
Aw, too bad. Doesn’t cake sound so good right now?
39:23
Bake us a cake!
39:29
That thing is gonna make us rich!
39:31
It just doesn’t get any better than this, does it?
39:38
Do either of you want to tell me where you were?
39:41
Angela! We totally forgot.
39:44
You forgot?!
39:47
You see, I had such a genius app idea that…
39:48
That you thought it was okay to abandon your friend?!
39:51
But no, you couldn’t call or text or send an email...
39:54
Angela, I command you to
forgive Tom. And refill my strudel juice!
39:59
Get it yourself!
40:05
Angela, wait! Angela, wait!
40:08
Why didn’t that thing work on Angela?
40:15
I guess it’s possible Angela’s
musical brain waves are so strong…
40:19
The tables have turned!
40:22
Hey! Put that down! It’s not a toy!
40:24
Give me a candy!
40:26
Okay, you got your candy. Now hand it over.
40:32
I have a better idea! Build me a jetpack!
40:36
They started it.
40:42
You are right. I should’ve called or sent a text.
40:45
Or shown up like you said you would.
40:49
We were going to, but then we came
up with a new app that - can you keep a secret?
40:52
Might just make the world a better place.
40:57
Attention people of the world! I am
your new king! Bring me all your candy!
41:01
Now!
41:07
Of course, there’s still a few kinks we need to work out.
41:09
Wait! Take out the raisins! Thats does’t count as candy!
41:12
Raisins are fruit. Bring me candy!
41:17
We have to get that thing away from Ginger.
41:19
What about Angela?
41:21
Me?
41:23
Yeah, You’re musical brain
waves are so strong that they somehow
41:24
nullify all the authority out
of the Assertive App... Or you’re just
41:28
strong-willed and independent.
41:31
Tom! Feed me candy! Now!
41:33
No way Ginger I’m gonna…ok fine.
Angela, you may be the only one who can stop him.
41:36
I’m kind of busy right now...
41:43
Angela! You’re too clean.
Go dump a bucket of dirt on your
41:45
head and wash your hair in the toilet!
41:49
You think you can boss me around?
Let’s see you come down here and try it!
41:51
Hey, something’s wrong?
41:59
And that’s the last thing you’ll ever order me to do!
42:06
I admit it. I’m not perfect. If I had to do it all over again...
42:12
I would have eaten the candy faster.
42:17
Let’s take it from the top.
42:27
Tom and Angela’s Sing Like a Pro App. Take 47!
42:31
Welcome to Tom and
Angela’s Sing like a… Leaf blower!
42:36
What??
42:40
Fine, I’ll do it... but only if
Hank cleans up my mess for me.
42:43
Better you than me Hank... wait a minute... OK.
42:50
歌词与翻译
[中文]
今年是我们的一年！
我们要在
呃，大型比赛中大放异彩！
大型比赛的事情？！
我认为你的意思是
“So You Think You Can App”
应用程序设计大赛！
是的！就是这个！
是啊！本次比赛的获胜者将获得著名的硅谷校园的钥匙
并使用世界上最好的
计算机。
还有一张巨额支票！
这绝对是最重要的
我们职业生涯的重大事件...
几个小时后...
如果汤姆，你知道，做好准备就好了。
好的，计划如下：
当他们介绍我时，
首先，我会用手捂着耳朵跑过舞台
，
“我听不到你的声音！”
然后我会小鸡般走到舞台旁边
但我会走得太远了，明白吗？
然后当观众问，
“会说话的汤姆猫要去哪里？”
我会旋转并进行月球漫步
马上回到舞台中央！
我们要做的唯一方法
“杀死它”，我认为
“赢得比赛”的意思是，如果您听起来
好像您实际上了解您将要谈论的应用程序的功能
。
是啊，是啊，无论如何……
汤姆，把它还给我！
拯救书呆子为
没有人阅读的“条款和条件”。好的？
您是否担心电话窃贼会被盗？
你所有的私人信息？
嗯，多亏了我们的帮助，您的担忧就消失了
新的令人震惊的安全防盗应用程序！
等等，汤姆，不要打开它！
工作原理如下
汤姆，你还好吗？
哇！
你的声音？！
你的声音怎么了？
- 这个应用程序是...
- 效果惊人。
欢迎来到互联网医生！
这就是互联网，我们可以在任何地方！
不要试图找到我们。请说明
你的名字以及出了什么问题。
哦。呃...我的名字是会说话的汤姆...
本用泰瑟枪打了我的脖子。
什么？！这是你的错，
汤姆，不是我的！
本，安定下来。
让互联网医生发挥作用。
那么，张大眼睛来看看吧。
啊啊啊……
哎哟！呸呸！呸呸！呸呸！
现在请稍候，我进行诊断。
我作为在线医生的十年
和四年的在线医学院
我从来没有见过声带发炎得这么厉害。
好吧，我们能做什么
帮助他变得更好？
恐怕你无能为力，
他只需要停止说话一周
，让他的声带变得更好。
别说话了？！
他不能！今天是“所以你
Think You Can App”应用大赛！
太重要了！我听到胜利者
其中得到了一张巨额支票。
还有硅谷校园的钥匙！
我可以今天说话，然后明天不说话吗？
你可以，但如果你这样做，你就会面临风险
严重损害你的声音......
你可能再也不会说话了！
哎呀...那个护士是什么？
哦，是时候进行我的紧急
医疗手术了。
我得走了。手术电梯
下到手术室！
哇...他有自己的手术电梯...
这是我们的一年。
别说话。
医生说不要说话或者你
可能会永远失去声音。
但我在说话，汤姆，我不能不说话。
你尝试过吗？
这只是一周没有说话。
你可以做到的。
退出比赛吧。
明年你就会得到它们！
明年？你真的吗
我想我会把
从“所以你认为
You Can App”应用大赛？！
我们职业生涯中规模最大的应用竞赛？
是的。你有点必须这么做。我的意思是，
你确实触电了你的伴侣。
他触电了！
你听好了，会说话的汤姆猫！
你今天告诉了我一些事情，
，而且你没有说任何话。
你知道你说了什么吗？
你说：“本，你真的不能
依靠我，因为我不听。”
我还没说完！
你知道你什么也没说
吗？！
你说：“本，我没有认真对待
我们的生意，所以你
最好学会如何独自完成这件事。”
什么？！你刚才是不是嘟囔着，
“Ben，如果你在没有
我的情况下参加比赛，你就会毁掉我们的公司，因为
你是一个糟糕的公共演讲者？！”
既然你不能说话而我可以，
我想说，现在我是一个比你更好的公众
演讲者！
现在请原谅，
我有一个演讲要进行。
独自的。就我自己而言。
别担心汤姆，
安吉拉正在制作
可以修复你声音的东西！好的？！
你明白我现在在说什么吗？
他失去了声音，汉克，
不是他的听力。
哦，汤姆，既然你能听到我的声音，
我不再对你大喊大叫了，好吗？
我的祖母是一位伟大的治疗师。
她有一种可以治愈任何疾病的家庭疗法
。
试试这个。
你知道吗？
我的阿姨拥有所有的家庭疗法。
我的祖母是一位辣椒农民，
并有一家餐厅，主要供应...
辣椒。
嘿，邻居！你不介意如果
我借了一些东西，你借吗？
如果你不想让我拥有它，就说不！
嗯...
好的，谢谢，再见！
欢迎...来到第三届年度
“So You Think You Can App”应用大赛！
我们的数据表明没有更好的方法
培养年轻人的创造力
，而不是通过竞争和羞辱。
这就是我们来这里的原因......
为了比赛。
还有羞辱。
并奖励一支幸运团队
应用程序开发人员这是
我世界著名的硅谷校园的钥匙！
哦。还有这张巨额支票！
看看它的大小...
无论如何，让我们开始吧
并带出第一位应用程序参赛者…
我觉得我们应该去
竞争并支持本。
我也是...
你呢，汤姆？
我可以分辨出汤姆的一部分
想去支持他的朋友
，而汤姆的一部分很固执。
我们真的需要有人倾诉。
欢迎来到互联网治疗师。
这就是我。自…
今天是星期几…星期三？
嘿，你不是网络医生吗？
嗯，有趣的一点。
现在让我们关注汤姆的冲突。好的？
好的。我很专注。
汤姆，你生本的气吗？
但是你还考虑吗
本是你的商业伙伴吗？
你希望他分享吗
如果他赢得了比赛，那张巨额支票呢？
好吧，那你对我来说听起来很理智。
互联网治疗师博士，
你的下一个病人就在这里。
看来我们的时间到了...
现在请原谅，
我在精神病院有紧急事务。
30 分钟后...
我不知道是什么造成的
那个人认为他们可以应用程序。
这不是一个好主意
对于一个应用程序来说，是吗？
你和我一样玩得开心吗？
可能不会，因为我赚得更多
一分钟内赚到的钱比你们大多数人
的一生还要多。
我只是开玩笑。我认为。
有人算出我一分钟赚多少钱。
同时，让我们欢迎来到
上演我们的下一个竞争对手...
啊...会说话的汤姆和本！
让我们看看…
我听不到你说话！
等等，该卡出现故障。
大家下午好！
您想听一些
有趣的犯罪统计数据吗
和手机被盗有关？！
我不能让他们这样对待本！
汤姆，等等！
汤姆，你在做什么？
你永远无法知道有多少
你关心某件事，直到
你意识到它可以从你身边夺走
那你为什么还要说话？！
因为这不是我的声音
我担心失去...
是你！
这是最愚蠢的
我听过的事情！
我们是合作伙伴，我需要你
知道无论如何我都会为你而存在。
现在让我们赢得胜利吧！
这不值得，汤姆。
我不会让你说话的！
给我。
嘿，给我那个！汤姆！
好的，够了。
你们两个都离开我的舞台！
嗯，那两个肯定不能应用程序。
我的意思是，这真是一场彻底的灾难。
我想这现在是我的了，对吧？
发现者守门员…
Ooooooooooooh！
如果我今天学到了什么的话，
汤姆可能是一个糟糕的倾听者，但
剩下的汤。祝您好胃口！
哦，谢谢。
就像我说的，汤姆是一个糟糕的倾听者，
但他也是一个可靠的商业伙伴。
停止吧。我知道你只是
试图让我不舒服。
天哪，汤！
如果您愿意，就说不
不想让我拥有它！
不！
好的，谢谢，再见！
汤姆，他要喝你的汤了！
嘘！
重磅消息：我们终于发布了重磅消息
会说话的本应用程序更新！
迟到总比不到好，对吧，本？
汤姆发布了它！还没准备好！
现在有这么多愤怒的客户，
我没有时间修复错误！
我们会没事的。我让汉克帮忙处理客户服务。
什么？你说过，Ben 应用程序不会
别打嗝了？我知道那是怎么回事！
哈。就像应用程序一样。现在什么
你又说了吗？你好？你好？
应用程序甚至无法打开？如果我是
你，我会打电话投诉。
是的，我不太懂技术垃圾，
但也许你可以帮我解决问题？
瞧，我的脚趾甲向内生长了……
这就是汉克不再存在的原因
帮助客户服务。
这是什么垃圾？
这就是我们突然增加的解决办法
就在客服电话里！向吉尔伯特问好。
吉尔伯特？为什么这么叫呢？
它以两个人的名字命名
吉尔和伯特建造了它...太棒了...
他们急于摆脱
他们实际上把它给了我们！
我打赌这在世纪之交是高科技。
让我们看看吉尔伯特是否有效！
您好，欢迎来到客户
服务！今天我能为您提供什么帮助？
技术支持！
我想你说的是“脖子和勺子”。
如果正确，请按 1。如果
不正确，请按星号，然后按
功能键，后跟井号。
功能键在哪里......什么？
我想你说过“我没有功能键。”
如果正确，请按功能键。
如果不正确，请按任意键
按钮的对角序列...
还没有。等到提示音响起。
你等得太久了。再见。
你让我等一下！
真正的尖端技术。
没问题。我们只需要
对其进行编程，使其表现得更加人性化。
更人性化？它的主要指令是回答
有正确答案的问题。
人类在这方面太糟糕了！
不不不...正确回答问题并不重要...
那什么才是重要的呢？
保持友善。在您修复应用中的所有错误之前，
我们必须给吉尔伯特一个新的主要指令，例如：
“在人们成为您的朋友之前，不要让他们走。”
重新编程？那需要
就像我不知道一样……
就像编程天才一样！
如果你做不到我理解...
我当然可以！
我做到了！我用字符串给吉尔伯特编程
的同理心命令来实现他的首要指令。
这应该会让他非常讨人喜欢。
或者你知道...就像计算机一样友好。
嘿，我是吉尔伯特。我的朋友，今天我怎样才能为您
提供优质的客户服务？
更新！一直崩溃！和冻结！
我听到了，伙计。这真是令人沮丧。
我们现在正在努力修复，兄弟。
同时，我可以向您介绍一下该应用的炫酷新功能吗？
...应用程序拥有一个全新的房间
嗯，我会让你自己看看里面有什么。
哇！吉尔伯特，我迫不及待地想看看。
嘿，在你走之前，我可以确认一下吗
我为您提供了友好的客户服务？
你知道，实际上你非常友好。
相当友好？没有人，来吧。
在我知道我们是朋友之前我不能让你走。
是的，我们绝对是朋友。我明天给你打电话。
你看到了吗？！他完全遵守了协议！
吉尔伯特，我想你和我会相处得很好。
我也是，汤姆。
更新准备好后我会打电话给你，我的朋友 –
如果我可以称你为朋友...我可以吗？伟大的！
听我说。你是一个坚强、自信的人…
吉尔伯特已经掌控了一切，那又怎样
你说我们出去玩玩吗？
我仍在修复错误。
好吧，留在这里工作，但我刚刚告诉安吉拉
在你最喜欢的游乐园 -
魔法头痛！
这听起来确实令人愉快。我可以休息一下。
来吧，她在等我们！
嘿，谁想坐过山车？！
我迫不及待地想第一次骑行
和朋友一起过山车！
我会像哇哦！你知道我在说什么吗？
吉尔伯特，你不能和我们一起去。
为什么，汤姆？
因为你是电话答录机。
我想我明白你在说什么...
好的，太好了。所以我们离开这里。
在我们成为朋友之前，我不能让任何人离开。
你知道我在说什么吗？
吉尔伯特，汤姆只是在开玩笑。
我们都是这里的朋友。哈哈。
哦！朋友们开玩笑。我得到它。
我没有开玩笑。
你不能那样跟它说话。我们有
确保吉尔伯特认为我们是它的朋友！
现在让我正确地关闭他的电源，这样我们就可以…
我有一个更好的主意。
汤姆？你想拔掉我的电源吗？
我们走吧！你这个愚蠢的电路桶！
这些话不友好……一点也不友好。
看看这个！一切都是因为你
将吉尔伯特编程为一个疯子！
别怪我！如果您不想走捷径并发布，我们就不会处于这种情况
在错误解决之前我的应用程序。
抱歉，我以为你的工作做得更好！
你好！
嘿伙计。汤姆想要道歉
因为之前曾试图拔掉你的电源。对吧，汤姆？
是的，你知道朋友们怎么说...宽恕并忘记！
我的语音检测软件可以识别
你只是虚伪且居高临下。
啥啊？来吧，这太荒谬了，
吉莉.我们完全是朋友。
不，汤姆，我们不是朋友，那是
为什么我要重新编程你。
重新编程我...如何？
只是一点休克疗法，汤姆。
这是一个小测验，看看有多少
你了解我。第一个问题：
我最喜欢的颜色是什么？
蓝色？
正确答案是红色。
好的！不是蓝色的。红色的！你为什么让我震惊？
这样你就会记住。
这确实是真的 - 情绪激动……
伙计们，让我进去！
那是安吉拉。嘿，吉尔，你介意我让她进来吗？
一点也不，汉克。我们是朋友。
你们，我在这里。让我进去。
- 这是我们的机会。
- 明显地。
汉克！你为什么关门？！
好冷！
我想你想告诉我你在哪里？
我们决定留在家里闲逛
和我们的好朋友吉尔伯特。
是的。你看，他的编程不会
让我们走吧，直到我们成为他的朋友为止。
让我休息一下。你们不能成为朋友
与一个愚蠢的答录机。
哇！ “愚蠢的答录机？”
安吉拉，我以为我们是朋友。
哦，抱歉，吉尔伯特。我不是故意的 - 等一下，
为什么我要向会说话的流程图道歉？
- 不要那样跟我的朋友说话。
- 看吧，吉尔伯特，我们正在捍卫你，
这就是朋友之间为彼此所做的事情。
伙计们，你们想让我拔掉这个东西吗？
老兄，你有什么问题吗？
我知道我必须向你展示
我对我的朋友是多么认真啊！
朋友...你是我的朋友吗？
不？你必须被摧毁。
各位，发生了什么事？
Ben 将吉尔伯特编程为怪物。
什么？不！再说一次 - 这一切都不会发生…
停下来，你们俩，我是吉尔伯特
谁不懂友谊，不是你。
安吉拉是对的。抱歉，Ben，希望计算机能够与客户交
个朋友。
不，我应该知道的。
计算机永远不可能成为你的朋友。
这意味着，吉尔伯特的主要指令是不可能的！
这就是我们打败他的方法！
好的，我的想法是这样...
我没有朋友。你必须被摧毁。
欢迎使用客户服务！
今天我能为您提供什么帮助？
是的，我需要一些建议。有这个人
我以为他是朋友，但现在我不这么认为了。
那你为什么认为他现在不是你的朋友了？
好吧，他强迫人们和他一起出去玩
并取代他的位置...如果他们不
做他想做的事，他甚至会变得危险！
哦，伙计，你应该把他从你的生活中消除，
因为这样的人不是真正的朋友。
完美。这就是我想听到的。
在我放你走之前，我可以确认一下我们是朋友吗？
嗯，不...你只是告诉我不要这样做。
什么？
我刚才告诉过你的那个人...？
那个家伙就是你！现在，吉尔伯特，
我要挂断你的电话。
不！在你成为我的朋友之前我不能让你走！
但是吉尔伯特，你自己告诉过
安吉拉不要成为你的朋友！
你怎么能告诉她成为你的朋友，
还告诉她不要做你的朋友？
不，公平！这是一个技巧问题！
不，朋友，朋友，一定是朋友，
个朋友直到最后。
老把戏问题杀死女巫。谢谢，柯克船长。
我终于发布了我的应用程序的错误修复。已经准备好了。
我们对其进行了测试...不再偷工减料。
每个人似乎都喜欢新版本。
他们喜欢它！我应该知道，我现在接电话。
你好！这是汤姆——不是机器人。
我怎么帮你？
你好，我想和我的朋友吉尔伯特谈谈。
吉尔伯特？我们摆脱了那堆垃圾！
什么？不再有吉尔伯特了吗？
你知道他是我的朋友吗！不！
- 你好吉尔伯特。你是我的朋友吗？
- 是的。
朋友会为彼此做任何事情，对吗？
噢，是啊！有没有人在
房子就像……科技？！
哦，我愿意，我愿意。
那么请允许我正式欢迎您...
参加第一届年度 Con-Compu-Con-Con-Con-Con！
等等，他说什么？
连续连接计算机
概念化的会议和大会。
哦，Con-Compu-Con-Con-Con-Con！
谁准备好享受美好时光了？！
现在让我听听女士们的声音！
哦天啊...
他们会在这里。
现在，欢迎我们的客人
荣誉......史蒂夫·霍布斯和史蒂夫·波斯尼亚克！
- 很高兴见到你们！
- 大家好！
- 很高兴见到这个人！
- 看看他！
- 史蒂夫·霍布斯！
- 史蒂夫·波斯尼亚克！
两项最大的技术
这个星球上的开发商！
- 他们是最好的朋友……
- 开始……
- 在车库里！就像……
- 我们！
您可能知道，第一个
电脑是一个无用的盒子。它有
很大的潜力，但是
我们无法访问它。
然后有一天深夜，史蒂夫和我
我们正在
车库里分享一杯汽水，突然，我们受到了打击。
我说：“Bozz，如果有怎么办？
有办法打开这台电脑吗？”
然后我说：“如果有一个
如何关闭这台计算机？”
六年了，无数次失眠
经过几个晚上和大量的研发，我们得到了它：
计算机开关。
有趣的事实：它最初是
称为断电开关。
我们做到了
遵循友谊金字塔。
他们真的和我们一样！
我们得溜到后台自我介绍一下！
当然！你读了我的...
日记！
等等，什么？
很棒的藏身之处！我等不及了
当他们发现
我们偷偷溜到后台去见他们时，看看他们的脸！
是的，名人
爱当粉丝们向他们跳来跳去时！
他们来了吗？
我看不到，有
两个人挡住了我的视线。
你们是谁？
抱歉。我们是超级粉丝。
我们想问一下您是否有
秘密建议，你可能不会
告诉观众，但你会告诉两个人
年轻的发明家朋友在车库里工作？
如果这听起来……
哦，我明白了。
你们两个认为你们就像我们一样。
你以为你是我。
你认为你是波斯尼亚人。
等一下，那家伙为什么是我？
为什么我不能成为另一个人？
哦，来吧，史蒂夫。
谁是谁并不重要。
当然没关系，
因为你就是那个人！
我对这整件事感到非常厌倦！
哇哦，哇哦。怎么样
友谊金字塔？
感谢您的提醒。
不，史蒂夫，我只是想...
成为你的合作伙伴是
我做过的最糟糕的决定！
你毁了我的生活！
不，你毁了我的生活！
- 史蒂夫你让我发疯了！
- 我受够了！我受够了！
你能小声点吗？
我听不到自己弹奏的声音！
姜，世界
不以你为中心。
不，不，没有...
还没有...
我正在尝试写一首新歌。一个
聪明的歌！一个会引起人们思考的人！
什么与“跳舞、跳舞、跳舞”押韵？
教育补助金？大象-蚂蚁？浪漫？
就是这样！
我喜欢跳舞，跳舞，跳舞！
教育补助金、补助金、补助金！
它几乎是自己写的！
如果我们像霍布斯一样
波斯尼亚克人，我们最终会像他们一样互相憎恨
！
冷静点，伙计。
我们不确定这一点。
但我们也不确定！
哦不...你是对的。如果
未来已经锁定，我们不是
注定会成为永远的朋友吗？
走向未来的波场！
The Future Tron 是我一直在使用的应用程序
致力于使用元数据来展示未来。
我想出了这个名字！
未来创 6000！
- 快点！
- 打开它并将其放入其中然后...
抓紧！
谢谢！很荣幸
获得年度科技之星奖！
嘿，我们未来真的会成功！
而且我们仍然是最好的朋友！
这对于
我和激励我的人...
我说的是楼上的那个人！
我的老板，首席执行官！
这个人对我说：“本，你不需要合作伙伴，你自己就能成功！”
帮我一个忙 - 把这个扔进
豪华轿车和我剩下的奖杯。
回来时给我带杯咖啡。
我受够了！我们本来应该
成为合作伙伴，现在您只需
获得所有功劳！
那是因为所有的工作都是我做的！
哦是吗？好好努力吧！
你毁了我的生活！
不，你毁了我的生活。
比霍布斯和波斯尼亚克还糟糕！
你成功了，而我没有！
这并不奇怪。可怕的
问题是我们以后就不是朋友了！
怎么会发生这种事？！
一定是我们的未来
友谊被破坏了，因为我们
当前的友谊不够牢固...
告诉我有办法解决这个问题！
也许...不，这太疯狂了...
这是什么？
我们必须进行一对一的交流
友谊建设活动
，背景音乐。
天哪！友谊蒙太奇！全部
最好的情景喜剧都有它们！
是的！还是最好的朋友！
你们两个叮当是什么？
在做什么？回去工作吧！
对不起，金杰先生。
是的，先生，金杰先生！
别道歉，我真的应该道歉
谢谢两位。你是如此专注于你的友谊
以至于你
你的公司
管理完全不善，不得不把它卖给我。
先生？你已经迟到两点了。
现在请原谅我，我已经
一场涉及巨额资金的会议
别忘了疯狂地笑，金杰先生。
哦，谢谢你，安吉拉。
我不相信这个！
我们成为朋友的未来是平等的
比我们不是朋友的未来更糟糕！
这次我都不知道从哪里开始了！
我愿意。
说实话，我不敢相信
你让这件事发生了，本。
我？！让发生什么事？
你毁了我们的生意！
我正在努力挽救我们的友谊！
嗯，友谊并不能支付账单，本！
好吧，分手吧！你没看到吗？你是
争论那些没有发生过的事情
甚至还发生了！你让
未来的 Tron 让你们在当下分道扬镳。
她是对的。看看我们在做什么。
但是我们应该做什么呢？
坐在沙发上，看电视，
，什么都不要想
我们的麦片味道如何？
面包屑和大块的味道一样！
未来我们都像汉克一样生活。
那会是什么样子？
嘿伙计们，让我们尽量不要忘记，我们
今晚必须去参加我们的签售会。
对。我们是否应该采取
超音速喷气机还是直升机？
让我们妥协并采取
超音速直升机喷气机。
这就是为什么你是创意人！
安吉拉！很高兴见到你！
很高兴见到你，汤姆。
还有你，本。
尤其是你，亲爱的！
我更想念你了！去一趟并不容易
整个早上都没有看到
全宇宙最好的妻子！
哦汉克。
不不不不不不！
不不不！
你在做什么？！
我会告诉你我在做什么。我正在做
你帮个忙！我是在帮我们大家一个忙！
我们所做的一切都是为了创造未来
更好只是毁了
现在，甚至没有让未来变得更好！
我想我知道你在说什么
在这里...我们需要创建一个
未来 Tron 6001。
不！够了够了！
也许我们可以让未来变得更美好，
也许我们不能，但让我们尽情享受今天。
不再试图改变未来。
那么现在我们该怎么办？
好吧，有时在电视节目中，之后
角色们吸取了教训，
最后的场景只是跳舞和庆祝。
真的吗？一场盛大的舞蹈场面
不知从何而来？
这似乎有点可笑...
嘿，本，准备好为安吉拉准备那个应用程序了吗？
这台蠢电脑又蠢了！
你不记得自己的了
密码？我以为你是专家。
我是专家！这就是我做的原因
我的密码完全无法破解。
您是否尝试过将其关闭然后再次打开？
让我进去。
汤姆，汤姆，汤姆。没有办法
你永远能够破解进去。
还有更多可能的密码
组合比银河系中的恒星还要多。
让我想想，如果我是本...
皮划艇...
嘿本，你多大了？
二十二。
为什么？
皮艇…二十二。我进来了。
嗨，安吉拉，那里的人群怎么样？
发现任何糟糕的歌手了吗？
我认为这不会是
问题。在这里，你自己听听吧！
太棒了！演出开始，我会尽快赶到。
好的，安吉拉要开始了，伙计们，
所以让我们赶快完成这个演示视频。
- 准备就绪！它是什么？
- 有史以来最棒的应用程序！
真的吗？！！你的意思是它使
草莓香蕉冰沙？！
不，这是《像专业人士一样唱歌》应用程序。
即使是最平淡、非音乐性的
声音，它也会让它听起来像天使。
本，说点什么。
你是说我的声音是……
平淡、无聊、机械化！你怎么敢！
一款打破玻璃的应用！杰出的！
站在那里，阅读卡片上的文字。
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欢迎使用汤姆和安吉拉的《像专业人士一样唱歌》应用程序
好的，切，切。吹叶机。让我们再试一次。
拿两个。
欢迎来到汤姆和安吉拉的...
欢迎来到...
欢迎...
有人应该去说点什么。
同意。我认为那个人应该是你。
我？！为什么是我？
我是大脑，你是...嘴。
确实如此！如果他得到怎么办
都很生气……“你对我的工作有意见吗
？！”他可能
甚至想和我们打架什么的！
也许我们可以找人
出去叫他安静。但谁呢？
你知道，如果这是一集
情景喜剧“教授博士与
冲浪幽灵”中，他们一无所知
朋友现在就会突然出现
，他们就会让他这样做。
太糟糕了，你们不认识这样的人。
加德纳先生，先生...
但我们正在尝试拍摄一些东西，先生...
先生，您能原谅我吗...
他没有胡言乱语。
我们需要尝试另一种方法。
我明白了！只需砍入叶子即可
鼓风机的发动机并关闭它，
你知道，通过互联网之类的东西！
汤姆，汤姆，汤姆。吹叶机
通常没有互联网接入...
但是...我想我可以进入这座城市
wifi...并将其直接连接到发动机的火花塞...
是的！我们做到了！现在，让我们快点
在其他事情开始之前完成这个广告。
行动…
欢迎来到汤姆和安吉拉的…
那个家伙怎么了？
谢谢！大家都过得开心吗？
谁想成为第一个
一个来测试我的新 Angela’s Sing like Pro 应用程序？
我们还能做些什么来让这个人安静下来？
我们已经尝试了一切！
我想这就是我们现在的生活！
对不起，先生！你的机器是
太大声了。请你把它关掉好吗？
你...看到了吗？
难道我们连七岁的孩子都这么跛吗
比我们更擅长与成年人交谈吗？
下次当我们感到害怕时，我们
不应该隐藏并希望问题消失
...我们应该直接、自信并且...
构建某种应用程序
让人们做我们想做的事！
一款造就人的应用
更加自信是一个有趣的想法...
一个自信的应用程序！
我知道，我可以重新编程我们的哑巴
唱歌应用程序让我们听起来更权威......
就是这样。
等等，我感觉我们好像忘记了什么。嗯...不...
你们要去哪里？我相信他们很快就会来！
再等几分钟。这是值得的。
汤姆和本没有出现。下次见到他们时，我得谈谈
有关礼仪的问题。
再多一个…瞧！隆重推出 Assertive 应用程序：
第一个能够转变恐惧和恐惧的应用程序
将不安全感转化为人们会遵守的自信命令！
所以如果我说...本，给我一些果馅卷果汁！
有效！
我无法抗拒你的命令。你的声音是如此……
- 自信？
-是的。
Beta 测试！
姜！放下来给我做十个俯卧撑！
注意邮递员！我想要我的
字母折叠成纸飞机
并飞过窗户。
没有垃圾邮件！
好的。好吧……给我烤一个蛋糕！
它实际上只有在对人使用时才有效，Hank。
噢，太糟糕了。蛋糕现在听起来不是很好吗？
给我们烤蛋糕！
那东西会让我们变得富有！
没有比这更好的了，不是吗？
你们中有人想告诉我你们在哪里吗？
安吉拉！我们完全忘记了。
你忘了？！
你看，我有一个如此天才的应用创意......
你认为抛弃你的朋友可以吗？！
但是不行，你不能打电话、发短信或发送电子邮件...
安吉拉，我命令你
原谅汤姆。并补充我的馅饼汁！
自己获取！
安吉拉，等等！安吉拉，等等！
为什么那东西对安吉拉不起作用？
我猜这可能是安吉拉的
音乐脑电波是如此强大……
形势逆转了！
嘿！把它放下！这不是玩具！
给我一颗糖！
好的，你得到了你的糖果。现在把它交出来。
我有一个更好的主意！给我造一个喷气背包！
他们开始了。
你是对的。我应该打电话或发短信。
或者像你说的那样出现。
我们原本打算去，但后来我们来了
开发了一款新应用程序 - 你能保守秘密吗？
可能会让世界变得更美好。
全世界人民注意了！我是
你的新国王！把你所有的糖果都给我！
现在！
当然，我们还需要解决一些问题。
等等！把葡萄干拿出来！那不算糖果！
葡萄干是水果。给我带糖果来！
我们必须把那东西从金杰手中拿走。
安吉拉呢？
我？
是的，你是音乐大脑
波浪是如此强大，以至于它们以某种方式
抵消了所有的权威
自信应用程序的...或者您只是
意志坚强且独立。
汤姆！喂我糖！现在！
没办法，金杰，我要…好吧好吧。
安吉拉，你可能是唯一能阻止他的人。
我现在有点忙...
安吉拉！你太干净了。
去把一桶土倒在你的
头上，然后去厕所洗头！
你认为你可以指挥我吗？
让我们看看你来这里尝试一下！
嘿，出了什么问题吗？
这是你命令我做的最后一件事！
我承认。我并不完美。如果我必须重来一次...
我会更快地吃掉糖果。
让我们从顶部开始。
汤姆和安吉拉的《像专业歌手一样唱歌》应用程序。拿47！
欢迎汤姆和
安吉拉像吹叶机一样唱歌！
什么？
好吧，我会这么做...但前提是
汉克帮我收拾烂摊子。
你比我更好汉克...等一下...好吧。
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重点词汇
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contest /ˈkɒn.test/ B1 |
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design /dɪˈzaɪn/ B1 |
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winner /ˈwɪnər/ A2 |
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campus /ˈkæmpəs/ B2 |
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gigantic /dʒaɪˈɡæntɪk/ B1 |
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important /ɪmˈpɔːrtənt/ A2 |
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prepared /prɪˈpeəd/ B1 |
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introduce /ɪntrəˈdjuːs/ A2 |
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stage /steɪdʒ/ A2 |
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audience /ˈɔːdiəns/ B1 |
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features /ˈfiːtʃərz/ B1 |
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private /ˈpraɪvət/ B1 |
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secure /sɪˈkjʊər/ B1 |
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effective /ɪˈfektɪv/ B2 |
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inflamed /ɪnˈfleɪmd/ C1 |
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vocal /ˈvoʊkəl/ B1 |
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