You know what, thank you so much for
helping me with this commercial audition.
00:05
You’re welcome. Now, let’s try this…
00:09
You’re on a deserted island, and
a pirate is selling you hand cream.
00:11
And even though you’re lost at sea -
and the pirate is made of cardboard -
00:14
you still can’t believe what a great
deal you’re getting. And... go.
00:17
Wow! That is a great deal!
00:21
No. Go bigger. Make it like this is
the greatest deal you’ve ever seen.
00:23
Wow! That is a great deal!
00:27
You’re here... Take it all
the way up to here. Huh?
00:33
Wow! That is... a great deal!
00:36
Okay. You think you’re such
a big actor, let’s see you try it!
00:46
Wowww!!! That is a... gggreat deal!
00:51
I got a deal! It's a great great deal!
00:58
It's a great great deal!
Woo! I got a great deal, yo!
01:01
Hey! Who’s being so loud out here?
01:05
Um, that was me... Sorry.
01:08
You should be sorry - sorry you
didn’t come in here sooner,
01:10
because you are amazing!
You just got the job.
01:14
You are going to be the
face of Awesome Tech’s
01:17
gigantic new commercial campaign!
01:20
Are you ready to be seen in every
home... in the... wait for it… world?
01:23
It’s only everything I’ve ever wanted
in my whole life, yes, I are. Am.
01:32
Huh-huh. I love it! Okay, everybody else you
can go home because we’ve found our star!
01:40
But I’m here to audition
for a different commercial...
01:48
Awesome Tech makes the list of Most
Awesome Tech Companies every year.
02:09
I mean this could really put Tom
and Ben Enterprises on the map!
02:13
Ooh. Do you think you’ll get to meet Clicky,
Awesome Tech’s awesome mascot?
02:16
Clicky scares me... He
doesn’t have any eyes.
02:21
Clicky doesn’t need eyes
to see you, Ginger. Ha, ha, ha.
02:24
I am so ready to be a famous commercial star!
02:30
Tom, I don’t want to sound jealous,
but you don’t just show up
02:34
to one acting job and
become a big success.
02:37
Angela’s right. I should prepare. Oh, okay.
02:40
Someone give me an emotion, and
I will perform that emotion to you.
02:43
Okay. Um... jealousy!
02:48
Weird choice, but okay.
02:50
You did what? I’m so jealous.
02:53
Huh-huh. Whimsical.
02:57
Oo-ooh. You’re tired because you
have been walking too much today.
02:59
Too easy! Give me a hard one!
03:05
I wasn’t finished! You’ve been walking
all day because... you’re an old king,
03:07
heading back to your
lands after a giant battle!
03:11
... and you’re secretly a robot
and you want to take over
03:15
the world with your robot children!
03:18
Three layers of acting?
That’s pushing the limits.
03:22
Also you have to fart!
03:25
Tom, no! Four layers is too
much acting for anyone!
03:27
Hank, don’t worry. I am a pro.
03:30
You have to fart but you don’t
want to fart and it’s cold outside!
03:33
Alright, who popped the balloon?
03:40
That wasn’t a balloon. It was my
face muscles... I think my face
03:42
is stuck like this! Do I look bad?
03:47
Uhh. No... I hardly even noticed it.
03:50
Tom, quit sneering. She’s trying to be nice!
03:54
I’m not sneering.
It’s my face. It’s, it’s stuck.
03:57
It’s pretty bad, Tom... Just go lie
down. It will probably go back
04:01
to normal after a good night’s rest.
04:05
Whoa-whoa, Tom. Ben
is just trying to be helpful.
04:08
Hey, Hank, remember when my face
was stuck? Yeah, it’s still stuck.
04:10
So, it’s not better. But you’re not
gonna let this get you down.
04:26
You’re Tom. You’ve got charisma.
04:30
In fact, you’re going to invite your
friends to a confident company dinner
04:33
tonight because you’re
still ready to face the day!
04:38
I for one applaud you, Tom. There’s
nothing wrong with looking weird.
04:44
If it wasn’t for us weird-lookers,
we wouldn’t have computers
04:47
and we’d have to go outside to have fun!
04:50
Exactly. This is gonna be fine.
04:52
All right, gang. What’cha gonna have?
04:54
Hey, sweetheart. What’s
the juice of the day?
04:57
Wait, no, come back!
There’s a simple explanation-
05:02
What’s wrong with you...
05:11
I’ll get a picture of him...
05:22
Well a frozen face
won’t eat these pancakes.
05:40
Tom, come out. You have
to go to your commercial
05:44
acting job that I didn’t get.
05:47
No. Leave me alone.
My face scares people!
05:49
You’re overreacting.
05:53
Hey, hey. I just saw on the news
that there is a monster at the diner!
05:55
Hello, new wallpaper.
06:00
I’m never coming out of here ever again.
06:01
Tom, the commercial people are
calling. You’re late for the shoot.
06:06
Tell them there is nobody here
by that name. Tell them there
06:09
never really was a “Tom”.
06:13
No, Tom. You’re not giving up just
because people run away screaming
06:15
when they see your face.
06:19
You worked too hard - I mean, you
acted really big to get this chance,
06:21
and now you’re gonna
take that commercial!
06:25
Oops, I talked too long and now
the phone stopped ringing.
06:28
But I’m calling them back!
06:30
Hey, Mister Director - your star is here.
06:38
Wait, wait. What is this?
He’s a bag man now?
06:44
Oh, his process! I totally get it.
06:48
No problem! Make yourself at home!
06:50
What’s a “process”?
06:52
It’s a thing that actors say when they
want people to let them be weird.
06:53
Oh. Well, there’s gonna be a whole
lot more process when I take off this bag.
06:56
Hey - we’re gonna get your confidence
back. Now repeat after me.
07:00
“I can do it. I’m the biggest
actor in the world. Go me!”
07:04
Right. I’m gonna go uhm... check out the…
uhm… food in my trailer. I’ll be right back.
07:10
Ben, look, you gotta help! Angela
doesn’t really have a plan,
07:21
it’s just feel-good inspirational stuff.
07:25
Well, don’t worry. I’ve come to the
rescue with science. Specifically,
07:28
I’ve been working on a robotic face
mask for an occasion just like this one.
07:32
I’ll control the mask from here via
the Internet. If my puppeteering
07:36
skills are up to the task... and they
are... no one will ever know that
07:40
the mask isn’t your real face.
07:44
You’ve got this, Tom.
08:02
Wow. This thing really works!
08:28
A raise of the eyebrow and give
them the ol’ bad-boy wink...
08:31
So, what this is going to be is,
you’re holding the phone and you say
08:36
“Finally my life has
meaning!” You try it.
08:39
Finally, my life has meaning!
08:43
Yeah. That’s okay. But you’re too happy.
You want to be happy, but also relieved.
08:46
Finally, my life has meaning!
08:54
Yeah. Good. Oh, but also try to do
it like you’re nervous about the future.
08:57
And this will make total sense when
you see the rest of the commercial -
09:01
you are secretly a dinosaur. And - action!
09:04
Agh! The face hydraulics can’t act this
hard. Perform! Perform, you stupid mask!
09:10
Finally, my life has meaning!
09:15
And give us a wink!
09:17
Wait, wait a minute! I can
explain! It’s just the mask.
09:27
No, no, no. Keep filming. This... is... art!
09:37
Look at this monster! And then get
the new Awesome Tech phone -
09:43
because it’s... monster-proof! Guitar riff!
09:47
Awesome, I know a monster
now and he’s also my neighbor!
09:52
Hey, look on the bright side.
At least you were on TV.
09:55
You were on TV. Will
you sign my remote?
09:59
This is a disaster. I was
supposed to be a star...
10:02
Maybe next time you won’t decide
to show off with a level-four acting move.
10:06
Hey, look on the bright side.
Your face is back to normal.
10:10
Yeah, I guess that’s something.
10:14
Hello...? Who? Uh-huh...
Yeah. I’m right here
10:18
with the guy whose face
looks like a monster...
10:22
You’ve got an opportunity for him
that could make him a huge movie star?
10:25
What, are you crazy? Say yes!
10:28
Sign him up! Oh, and I have some good
news. His face is back to normal...
10:29
Hello? Hello! Call dropped.
10:34
Happens a lot in Hollywood.
I’m sure they’ll call back.
10:38
