– 英语/中文 双语歌词

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[中文]

假设你和一个男生约会过一两次。

嗯。

然后他给你发了条 “你醒着吗？” 的信息。

在你们亲热之前。

你会怎么做？

不会。

（笑）

（古雅、俏皮的音乐）

我一直在发短信。

但我从不打电话。

我经常给我妈打电话，

我们也经常发短信。

我正想安排一次第二次约会，

然后他给我打了电话，

我们聊了聊这件事。

我们说了，“哦，这事儿很严肃”。

你知道，这才是真的

当有人真的拿起手机打给你时。

你知道最糟糕的事是…

是未发送的短信，

然后它就消失了。

我的天啊。

比如说，我有个朋友特别小气，

如果他在和女孩聊天之类的，

他们又吵架了，

他只会敲出一个字母，然后停住，

让打字的状态一直显示，

但他根本不打算真的发送。

真是个犯罪天才。

【旁白】你真的很喜欢的那位

给你发了条含糊的 “最近怎么样？” 信息。

等我把汗擦完再回她。

我会一直打字、删掉，

再打再删。

像是 “我不知道！” （笑）

（笑） “怎么了？”

我甚至会截图发给朋友，

然后问她：“我该怎么回？”

我上网搜：“该怎么回这条信息？”

（笑）

即使我什么都没在干，

我可能只会说…… 【金发】嗯。

我当时真的很忙，

只是因为，你懂的，

让他猜不透。【金发】完全同意。

那是我的座右铭。

那如果有个男生一直在给你发信息，

而你一点兴趣都没有，

或者说，你们只约会过一次，

然后就不再联系了。

然后他…… 【金发】我已经不在乎他了。

而且你已经放下了。

你会说：“呃。”

然后他发信息给你，

“你好啊，陌生人？”

（倒吸一口气）

哎呀！

哦，我会直接忽略。

彭妮，你觉得你最常用的表情是什么？

可能是那种泪流满面的表情

当有什么非常好笑时。

最常用的其实是爱心眼表情。

我觉得我也经常用和平手势。

那些表情挺不错的。

那你呢，艾拉？

嗯，

我最常用的是爱心。

红色的爱心。

【两人】啊呀！

那真是最甜的表情了。

看她，她用了红心，

紫心，笑脸…… 【彭妮】哇！

你们会收到 “你醒着吗？” 的信息吗？

我收到过。【金发】我也是。

我从没收到过只写 “你醒着吗？” 的信息。

对，我也没有收到过。

我倒是收到过像 “嗨” 这样的信息。

是的。

比如晚上十一点左右。

对，我也收到过。

或者像—— 【艾拉】那是什么意思？

对。【金发】“过来吧”。

我会，

发送表情符号。

然后我会说，

这会非常有争议，

自拍。（录音跳过）

哦。【艾拉】是啊。

你会给 “你醒着吗？” 发一张自拍？

嗯。

哇。

这已经是高级操作了。

对，我知道。

最后一个情况，一个你不喜欢的男生发信息给你

他说：“嗨，你想不想找时间一起出来？”

你一点兴趣都没有。

但他是个好人。

嗯，这就是生活的矛盾。

我想我现在会选择不回复。

我想以前，

我可能会和他出去。

然后把这种情况拉长...

七八个月。

那就更糟了。

七八个月！ （笑）

谢谢你让我加入。

对，谢谢一起玩。 【艾拉】很有趣。

好的。 【金发】再见！

我的意思是，我单身。

（笑）

对，我们都是单身。（笑）

所以谁也说不清啊，兄弟。

[英语]

- Let's say you've been on a date with a guy once or twice.

- Mm-hmm.

- And he sent you a "You up?" text.

Before you've hooked up.

What do you do?

- Nah.

(laughing)

(quaint, playful music)

- I text all the time.

And I never call.

- I call my mom all the time,

but we also text all the time.

- I was trying to plan a second date with someone

and he like called me,

and we like talked about it.

And it was like, "Oh, this is serious."

- You know its real

when someone picks up the phone and calls you.

You know the woest thing...

Is the pending text,

and then it goes away.

- Oh my God.

- Like, one of my friends, he's super petty,

and if he's like talking to a girl or something

and they're in a fight,

he'll just type one letter and let it sit,

so that the typing thing just keeps going,

but he's never planning on sending anything.

- Criminal mastermind.

- [Voiceover] Guy you really like

texts you the ambiguous "What's up?"

- I'll respond once I finish sweating.

- I would like keep typing, deleting,

and typing, and deleting.

Like, "I don't know!" (laughing)

(laughing) "What is up?"

- I may also screenshot it and send it to my friend

and then say, "What should I say?"

- I go on line and type in, "What do you text back?"

(laughing)

- Even if I wasn't doing anything,

I'd probably just say.... - [Blonde] Mm-hmm.

- I was, like, out,

just 'cuz, like, you know,

keep him guessing. - [Blonde] Totally.

- That's my motto.

- What if there's a guy that's been texting you

that you're just not interested in,

or that you may have dated once

and you guys stopped talking.

And then he... - [Blonde] I'm over him now.

- And then you're over it.

You're like, "Ugh."

And he texts you,

"What's up stranger?"

(gasping)

- Oof!

Oh, I ignore it.

- Penny, what do you think your most used Emoji is?

- Probably like the stream of tears coming down

for when something's super funny.

- Most frequently used one is the hearts-in-eyes emoji.

I think I also use the peace sign a lot.

- Those are good ones.

- What about you, Ella?

- Um,

mine is the heart.

The red heart.

- [Both] Awwww!

- That is just the sweetest emojis.

Look at her, she has the red heart,

the violet heart, the smile... - [Penny] Ooh!

- Do you guys get "U Up?" texts?

- I have. - [Blonde] I have.

I've never gotten a text that just said, "You up?"

- Yeah, I've never gotten that.

- I've gotten texts that say like, "Hey."

- Yes.

- At 11pm or something.

- Yes, I've gotten that.

- Or like-- - [Ella] That's what that means?

- Yeah. - [Blonde] "Come over."

- What I do,

I send emojis.

And then I go,

this is gonna be real controversial,

selfie. (record skipping)

- Oooh. - [Ella] Yeah.

- You send a selfie to a "U up?" text?

- Yeah.

- Wow.

- This is next level.

- Yeah, I know.

- Last scenario, a guy you do not like sends you a text

saying, "Hey do you want to hang out sometime?"

You have no interest in hanging out with him.

But he's a good person.

- Mm. This is the quandary of life.

I think now I just don't respond.

I think at one time,

I would probably end up hanging out.

And then stringing this whole situation along for...

Seven or eight months.

- Which makes it worse.

Seven or eight months! (laughing)

- Thanks for letting me crash.

- Yeah, thanks for hangin' out. - [Ella] This was fun.

- All right. - [Blonde] Bye!

- I mean, I'm single.

(laughing)

- Yeah, we're all single, (laughing)

so who knows, man.

重点词汇

词汇	含义
text /tɛkst/ A1	noun - 文字信息 verb - 发送文字信息
call /kɔːl/ A1	verb - 打电话 noun - 通話
date /deɪt/ A2	noun - 约会 verb - 约会
serious /ˈsɪəriəs/ B2	adjective - 严肃的
real /riːəl/ A2	adjective - 真的
pending /ˈpɛndɪŋ/ B2	adjective - 待定的
typing /ˈtaɪpɪŋ/ A2	verb (gerund) - 打字
deleting /dɪˈliːtɪŋ/ B1	verb (gerund) - 删除
screenshot /ˈskriːnˌʃɒt/ B2	noun - 截图
emoji /ɪˈmoʊ.dʒi/ B1	noun - 表情符号
heart /hɑːrt/ A1	noun - 心脏；爱心符号
laugh /læf/ A1	verb - 笑
hang /hæŋ/ A2	verb - 闲逛，聚会
interest /ˈɪntrɪst/ B1	noun - 兴趣 verb - 引起兴趣
quandary /ˈkwɒn.d(ə).ri/ C1	noun - 困境
single /ˈsɪŋɡl/ A2	adjective - 单身的
ignore /ɪɡˈnɔːr/ B1	verb - 忽视
friend /frɛnd/ A1	noun - 朋友
response /rɪˈspɒns/ B2	noun - 回应
conversation /ˌkɒnvəˈseɪʃ(ə)n/ B2	noun - 对话

重点语法结构

• Let's say you've been on a date with a guy once or twice.

  ➔ 现在完成时 (have + 过去分词)

  ➔ “you've been” 使用现在完成时，描述一个在过去开始但与现在仍相关的动作。

• And he sent you a 'You up?' text before you've hooked up.

  ➔ 过去简单时 vs. 现在完成时

  ➔ “sent”（过去简单时）与“you've hooked”（现在完成时）的对比显示了已完成动作与持续相关性的区别。

• I would like keep typing, deleting, and typing, and deleting.

  ➔ 条件语气 'would'

  ➔ “would” 的使用表示一种假设或想象的情况。

• What if there's a guy that's been texting you that you're just not interested in?

  ➔ 零条件句 (If + 一般现在时, 一般现在时)

  ➔ 零条件句用于一般真理或事实。

• I think now I just don't respond.

  ➔ 一般现在时用于个人意见

  ➔ 一般现在时用于表达习惯性动作或个人意见。

• Which makes it worse. Seven or eight months!

  ➔ 关系代词 'Which'

  ➔ “Which” 指代之前提到的情况，强调其严重性。

• Thanks for letting me crash.

  ➔ 词组动词 'Letting... Crash'

  ➔ “Letting... crash” 是一个非正式的词组动词，意为允许某人意外地停留或拜访。