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[中文]

你这件衣服是怎么回事？

你是在玩墨西哥卷饼角色扮演吗？

(笑)

是啊，嗯。

嘿，你可能需要再刮一下胡子了。

你的眼线比你的发际线还直。

是啊，嗯。

看看你的头发吧，

简直像长发公主和 Lil' Wayne 育的宝宝。

你为什么完不成它？

我为什么完不成？

你听起来像你女朋友，在她跟你说话的时候一样。

至少我有个女朋友，好吗。

你日历上唯一标记的日子，是下一次来月经。

好吧，你知道你说的对，5月24号。

你呢，我们同步了吗？

没有，我这个月跳过了。

就像你的浏览量一样。

好吧，好吧，说得对，真厉害。

你知道我的浏览量可能

和你的青春期一样，停留在原地。

是啊，嗯。

你知道吗，我的包裹大概这么大。

你的包裹太小了，

你女朋友得用追踪号码才能找到它。

哦，是吗？

你妈妈昨晚可没这么想。

(笑)

(戏剧性音乐)

嘿，你刚才说什么关于我妈的？

嘿，冷静点。

你想打架，那就来吧！

等等，等等，冷静点。

你竟然敢说我妈那样的话，

你想说我妈那样的话？

你想说我妈那样的话？

嘿，嘿，冷静点！

你觉得这是个玩笑吗？

你觉得我在跟你开玩笑吗？

我们只是在开玩笑，

你变得这么认真。

你觉得这是个游戏吗？

等等。

给你更多智慧，

所以注意你对我的称呼，知道吗？

冷静点，冷静点。

嘿，过来一下，我们有麻烦了。

(鞋子碰撞声)

嘿，嘿，嘿，这是什么鬼？

我能要一些额外的吗？

(戏剧性音乐)

(鞋子碰撞声)

(戏剧性音乐)

嘿，放我的音乐。

呃，WIFI 没信号。

(嗤之以鼻)

你能帮我重启一下路由器吗？

(脚步声)

嘿，确保至少断开五秒钟。

一密西西比。

- One Mississippi.

二密西西比。

三密西西比。

四密西西比。

五密西西比。

(戏剧性音乐)

嗯，你的WIFI 还是没信号。

你想我用热点吗？

算了吧，算了吧，清唱，好吗？

♫ 你只有一次机会

♫ 只有一个机会

♫ 去抓住你想要的一切

让我们以正确的方式完成它。

你妈太胖了，我拍了一张照片

我的手机就没存储空间了。

(尖叫)

绝了！

而且是64GB！

你妈的皮肤太油了，

特朗普都想入侵它。

(尖叫)

♫ 哦，你能看见吗

你妈太胖了，当你的父母在做那件事时，

你爸得用优步从一个部位到另一个部位。

(尖叫)

而且是优步XL！

而且他们用了我的优惠码。

你被优惠了！

你妈太没品了，

当她展示她的家庭录像时，

她会登录worldstarhiphop！

(尖叫)

来自大屁股女孩！

你妈太蠢了，

她以为Chance the Rapper是一个彩票。

(尖叫)

你妈太毛了，

当她打你的时候，

你会被地毯烧伤。

(尖叫)

等等，被毛有什么错？

你妈太丑了，

Facetune要向她收取加班费。

(尖叫)

你妈太丑了，

她让Kanye West向东走以避免她。

他让你妈出名了！

你妈太大了，

她走过电视，

我错过了节目的第二季。

(尖叫)

你妈太蠢了，

她绊倒了WIFI。

(尖叫)

也许这就是为什么它没信号！

你妈太笨了，

她以为Netflix是蜘蛛的电影。

(尖叫)

你还在看吗？

你还在看吗？

你妈太蠢了，

她按了FaceTime来尝试预订面部护理。

(尖叫)

你妈的牙齿太黄了，

它们被选为魔法校车重启版中的巴士。

(尖叫)

刷刷牙！

- Brush them up!

你妈做的饭太难吃了，

她让无家可归的人开始禁食。

(快速尖叫)

没品？

是的。

笨？

有时候。

胖？

也许吧。

但是做饭。

不行。

(戏剧性音乐)

我做的饭太好吃了，

你爸滑步进入我的私信。

(尖叫)

你太胖了，西蒙说摸你的下巴，

你说，“哪个？”

(尖叫)

你的自拍太可怕了，

当人们看到它们时，

他们会在七天内死去。

(尖叫)

你的皮肤太干燥了，

Coachella在你的背上举行。

(尖叫)

你小时候太丑了，

你不得不使用点击诱饵

才能让你的妈妈给你喂奶。

(尖叫)

阿姨，请停止，你让我难堪。

滚出去，好吗。

再见！

就是这样！

谢谢你一直支持我，妈妈。

莉莉，

你被禁足了。

你把鞋带进我家，滚出去！

大家都滚出去！

脏孩子。

♫ 就像这样，就像那样，就像这样，嗯

嘿，我希望你喜欢这个视频。

如果你能点个赞。

我现在在菲律宾，我在巡演。

你好lillysinghbook.com/tour，如果你想见我。

上一个视频就在那里。

看看这个视频的花絮，就在那里。

确保你订阅，

每周一和周四都有精彩内容。

爱你们，Superwoman。

就这样结束了。

[英语]

- Yo what's up with the shirt?

Are you doing burrito cosplay?

(laughs)

- Yeah eh.

Yo, you might want to shave again.

Eyeliner is straighter than your lineup.

- Yeah eh.

Just look at your hair man,

it looks like Rapunzel and Lil' Wayne had a baby.

Why can't you finish it?

- Why can't I finish?

You sound like your girlfriend when she's talking to you.

- At least I have a girlfriend okay.

The only date you got in your calendar is your next period.

- Alright, you know you're right, you're right, May 24th.

What about you, are we synced yet or?

- Nah nah nah, I skipped this month.

Just like your views.

- Alright ok true, good one.

You know my views are probably

in the same place as your puberty.

- Yeah eh.

You know what, my package is like this big.

- Your package is so small

your girl has to use a tracking number to find it.

- Oh yeah yeah?

That's not what your mom thought last night.

(laughs)

(dramatic music)

- Yo what'd you say about my mom?

- Yo take it easy.

- You wanna go, let's go!

- Whoa whoa hold up.

- Talking about my mom like that,

you wanna talk about my mom like that?

You wanna talk about my mom like that?

- Yo yo take it easy!

- You think this is a joke?

You think that I'm playing around?

- We was just laughing and joking around

you're getting all serious.

- You think this is a game?

Hold up then.

Got more tune for your head top,

so watch how you speak on my name, you know?

- Calm down, take it easy.

- Hey, come over real quick, we got problems.

(shoes clattering)

- Yo yo yo, what the F?

Can I get some extras too?

(dramatic music)

(shoes clattering)

(dramatic music)

- Yo cue my music.

- Uh, the wifi isn't working.

(scoffs)

- Can you go reset the router for me real quick?

(footsteps thudding)

Yo make sure you keep it unplugged

for at least five seconds.

- One Mississippi.

- Two Mississippi.

- Three Mississippi.

- Four Mississippi.

- Five Mississippi.

(dramatic music)

- Umm, your wifi is still not working.

- You want me to hotspot?

- F it, F it, a cappella, okay?

♫ You only got one shot

♫ One opportunity

♫ To seize everything you ever wanted

- Let's finish this the right way.

Your mama is so fat that I took one picture

from my phone and it ran out of storage.

(screams)

- Burn!

And it was 64 gigabytes!

- Your mama's skin is so oily,

Trump tried to invade it.

(screams)

♫ Oh say can you see

- Your mama's so fat, that when your parents are banging

your dad has to Uber it from one body part to the next.

(screams)

- And it was an Uber XL!

- And they used my promo code.

- You got promo-ed!

- Your mama is so ratchet,

when she shows her home videos

she logs on to worldstarhiphop!

(screams)

- From big big booty ho!

- Your mama's so stupid

she thought Chance the rapper was a lottery ticket.

(screams)

- Your mama is so hairy

when she slapped you

you got carpet burn.

(screams)

- Wait, what's wrong with being hairy?

- Your mama's so ugly

that Facetune charged her overtime.

(screams)

Your mama is so ugly

that she made Kanye West go east to avoid her.

- He made your mom famous!

- Your mama is so big

that she walked past the TV

and I missed season two of the show.

(screams)

- Your mama is so stupid

that she tripped over the wifi.

(screams)

- Maybe that's why it aint working!

- Your mama's so dumb

that she though Netflix was movies for spiders.

(screaming)

- Are you still watching?

Are you still watching?

- Your mama is so stupid

that she pressed Facetime to try booking a facial.

(screams)

- Your mama's teeth are so yellow

they got casted as the bus

in the reboot of Magic School Bus.

(screams)

- Brush them up!

- Your mama's cooking is so bad

that she made homeless man start fasting.

(quick scream)

- Ratchet?

Yes.

Dumb?

Sometimes.

Fat?

Maybe.

But cooking.

No.

(dramatic music)

- My cooking is so good

that your dad cha cha slides into my DM's.

(screams)

You're so fat, that Simon said touch your chin

and you said, "which one?"

(screams)

Your selfies are so scary

when people see them

they die in seven days.

(screams)

Your skin is so dry

that Coachella takes place on your back.

(screams)

- You were such an ugly baby

you had to use a click bait

to get your mommy to breast feed you.

(screams)

- Auntie please stop you're embarrassing me.

- Get out of here okay.

- Bye!

- That's right!

Thanks for always having my back mom.

- Lilly,

you're grounded.

You are getting your shoes in my house, get out!

Get out everybody!

Dirty kids.

♫ It's like this and like that and like this and uh

- Yo I hoped you enjoyed that video.

If you'd give it a big thumbs up.

I'm in the Philippines right now, I'm on tour.

Hello lillysinghbook.com/tour if you want to see me.

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Make sure you subscribe

there's a magnificent Monday and Thursday.

One love Superwoman.

That is a wrap.

重点词汇

词汇	含义
cosplay /ˈkɒspleɪ/ B1	noun - 角色扮演 (juésè bànyǎn)
shave /ʃeɪv/ A2	verb - 剃 (tì)
lineup /ˈlaɪnʌp/ B1	noun - 发型 (fàxíng)
Rapunzel /ræˈpʌnzəl/ B1	noun - 长发公主 (chángfà gōngzhǔ)
finish /ˈfɪnɪʃ/ A2	verb - 完成 (wánchéng)
girlfriend /ˈɡɜːrlfrɛnd/ A2	noun - 女朋友 (nǚpéngyou)
period /ˈpɪəriəd/ B1	noun - 月经 (yuèjīng)
synced /sɪŋkt/ B1	adjective - 同步的 (tóngbù de)
views /vjuːz/ A2	noun - 观看次数 (guānkàn cìshù)
puberty /ˈpjuːbəti/ B2	noun - 青春期 (qīngchūnqí)
package /ˈpækɪdʒ/ A2	noun - (俚语) 阴茎 (yīnjīng)
tracking /ˈtrækɪŋ/ B1	noun - 追踪 (zhuīzōng)
serious /ˈsɪəriəs/ A2	adjective - 严肃的 (yánsù de)
tune /tuːn/ A2	noun - 曲调 (qùdiào)
speak /spiːk/ A2	verb - 说 (shuō)
reset /riːˈsɛt/ B1	verb - 重置 (chóngzhì)
router /ˈruːtər/ B1	noun - 路由器 (lùyóuqì)
unplugged /ʌnˈplʌɡd/ A2	adjective - 拔掉插头的 (bádiào chātóu de)
seize /siːz/ B2	verb - 抓住 (zhuāzhù)