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[中文]

当我在麦当劳工作时，我的女朋友排到了我的收银台，当她到达柜台时，她跟我分手了。

李，李，李。

Lee, Lee, Lee.

你那时多大？

- 我那时18岁，我想是18岁。 - - 好的，所以你那时18岁。

你那时认为多久算是长期交往

- 当你18岁的时候。 - - 嗯，她其实是我的第一个女朋友。

她的名字是，或者说应该还是，凯特。

我们已经断联了，她可能已经去世了。我的意思是，我不知道。

是啊，看开点！

凯特跟你分手了，她特别吗？

是的，她是。

- 这是一个“特别K”的笑话，我不想全部解释。 - - 很好。

我可以提到特别K，还是必须提到脆脆的坚果玉米片？

嗯，我认为当涉及到早餐麦片时，

有一种麦片是远远超过其他所有麦片的。

那么“长期”是多久？

两年。但当你18岁的时候，这算是长期关系了。

你还记得她对你说了什么吗？

我不记得了，米兰达，不，但是...

让我更加心碎的是，我，我很喜欢那份工作，然后...

- 什么？ - - 你没有被解雇，对吧？

嗯，没有，但我非常... 我很喜欢那份工作，然后她来了

在这个对我意义重大的地方，她伤了我的心

这增加了她所说的话的情感冲击。

你那么喜欢那份工作的原因是什么？

让我告诉你一个关于这个地方的事实。

这很惊人，对吧？

普通的肉，就是他们招牌汉堡里用的肉...

从冷冻到完全煮熟只需要44秒。

it goes from frozen to fully cooked in 44 seconds.

我觉得这很惊人。

令人着迷。我想知道她为什么跟你分手？

我认为我们应该回到那个女孩身上。

她排到了队伍的最前面，然后就跟我分手了。

我离开了我的岗位，没有为其他顾客服务，然后我去了

储藏室，坐在了一箱泡菜上，哭得泪流满面。

哦，不过那是泡菜。

凯下了订单。

- 她下了订单，说我想要... - - 凯特。

- 哦，凯特。 - - 哦，这就完全不同了..

- 她叫什么名字？ - - 凯特。

特别K的笑话不管用了。我不想说什么。

- 凯特。 - - 凯特。 - - 我以为这会引来更大的笑声。

我想知道你为什么要说这个！

你总是试图把话题转到脆脆的坚果上。别理他。

为什么不...？理查德，你是年轻的理查德，好吧，

在这个快餐店的柜台。

大卫。你是一个普通顾客。

戴尔是凯特。

我可以点一个鱼肉汉堡，不要奶酪吗？

不要奶酪，把奶酪放在薯条上，谢谢。

打扰一下，抱歉，打扰一下，打扰一下...

洗手间在哪里？

它们就在那里，其实就在我的收银台旁边，

门就在那里。

我...一会儿见，凯特。

哦，天哪，是我的女朋友，凯特。你好，凯特。

嗯，我想今晚来见见你。

- 我还没听... - - 笑声

这有什么好笑的？

哦，这是梅丽尔·斯特里普在《铁娘子》中的表演。

理查德，我怕是结束了。你不是我喜欢的类型。

她模仿《东伦敦人》的主题曲

哦，真美。那么，你在想什么，李？

这听起来可信吗？

我突然觉得，我认为

他在那个汉堡店的队伍中被甩了。

我觉得令人惊讶的是，他记得所有关于

肉解冻需要多长时间的事实，却不记得

她排到队伍最前面时实际上说了什么。

- 但是他是...？ - - 答案是，他是一个男人。

那么，李，是真相还是谎言？

- 你说的是谎言，克莱尔？ - - 是的。 - - 米兰达说的是真相。

- 是的。 - - 继续，我们跟米兰达说这是真相。

你说这是真相。

好的。理查德·培根，这是真相还是谎言？

那个故事...是...

真相。观众惊叹

- 做得好，做得好，做得好。 - - 大卫：谢谢分享。

是的，这是真的。当理查德在快餐店工作时，

他长期交往的女朋友排到了他的收银台

并在到达柜台时跟他分手了，然后，

为了雪上加霜，她点了一份开心乐园餐。

笑声

[英语]

When I worked in McDonalds, my long-term girlfriend joined

the queue to my till and when she got to the counter, she dumped me.

Lee, Lee, Lee.

How old were you?

- I was 18, I think I was 18. - OK, so you're 18 years old.

How long did you consider a long-term girlfriend to be

- when you were 18. - Well, she was actually my first girlfriend.

Her name was, presumably is, Kate.

Not in touch, she could have died. I mean, I don't know.

Yeah, look on the bright side!

KAY dumped you, was she special?

She was, she was.

- It's a "Special K" joke, I'm not explaining them all. - Very good.

Am I allowed to mention Special K, or do I have to mention Crunchy Nut Cornflakes?

Well, I think when it comes to breakfast cereals,

there is one that stands head and shoulders above all the rest.

So how long was long term?

Two years. But when you're 18, that's a long-term relationship.

Can you remember what she said to you?

I can't, Miranda, no, but...

what made it doubly heartbreaking was I, I loved that job and...

- What? - You didn't get the sack, did you?

Well, no, but I was very... I loved the job and then she came in

and broke my heart at this place that meant so much to me

and that added to the emotional impact of what she said.

What was it about the job that you loved so much?

Let me tell you a fact about this place.

This is amazing, right?

The regular meat which is the meat that

goes in their signature burger...

it goes from frozen to fully cooked in 44 seconds.

I found this amazing.

Fascinating. I wonder why she dumped you?

I think we should get back to the girl.

She got to the front of the queue, she dumped me there and then.

I left my station, didn't serve the other customers and then I went

to the store room and I sat on a box of gherkins and I cried my eyes out.

Oh, that's gherkins for you, though.

Kay put in her order.

- She puts in her order and says I would like... - Kate.

- Oh, Kate. - Oh, that changes everything..

- What's her name? - Kate.

The Special K joke doesn't work. I didn't want to say anything.

- Kate. - Kate. - I thought it deserved a bigger laugh.

I wondered why the hell you said it!

You're always trying to work it round to Crunchy Nut. Leave him alone.

Why don't...? Richard, you be young Richard, OK,

at the counter of this fast-food outlet.

David. You are a normal customer.

Dale is Kate.

Could I please have a, a, a Filet-O-Fish but with no cheese?

Hold the cheese, and put the cheese on the chips, please.

Excuse me, sorry, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me...

Where are the toilets?

They're just, they're actually just next to my till, actually,

the door's just about there.

I'll...see you later, Kate.

Oh, gosh, it's my girlfriend, Kate. Hello, Kate.

Well, I thought I'd come in and see you tonight.

- I haven't heard... - LAUGHTER

What's funny about that?

Oh, it's Meryl Streep in The Iron Lady.

I'm afraid, Richard, it's over. You're just not my kind of guy.

SHE MIMICS EASTENDERS THEME

Aw, beautiful. So, what are you thinking, Lee?

Does this sound credible to you?

I'm suddenly going truth, I think

he was dumped in a queue at said burger joint.

I find it staggering that he remembers all the facts that he

remembers about how long it takes meat to defrost and yet he cannot

remember what she actually said when she got to the front of the queue.

- But is he...? - The answer to that is, he's a man.

So, Lee, what's it going to be, truth or lie?

- You're saying lie, Clare? - I am. - Miranda says true.

- Yeah. - Go on, we'll go with Miranda and say it's true.

You're saying it's true.

OK. Richard Bacon, was that the truth or was it a lie?

That story...is...

true. AUDIENCE GASPS

- Well done, well done, well done. - DAVID: Thank you for sharing.

Yes, it's true. When Richard worked in a fast-food restaurant,

his long-term girlfriend joined the queue to his till

and dumped him when she got to the counter, and then,

to rub salt in the wound, she ordered a Happy Meal.

LAUGHTER

重点词汇

词汇	含义
girlfriend /ˈɡɜːrlfrɛnd/ B1	noun - 女朋友 (nǚ péngyou)
counter /ˈkaʊntər/ A2	noun - 柜台 (guìtái)
dumped /dʌmpt/ B1	verb - 抛弃 (pāoqì)
consider /kənˈsɪdər/ B1	verb - 考虑 (kǎolǜ)
actually /ˈæktʃuəli/ A2	adverb - 实际上 (shíjì shang)
emotional /ɪˈmoʊʃənəl/ B2	adjective - 情绪化的 (qíngxù huà de)
impact /ˈɪmpækt/ B1	noun - 影响 (yǐngxiǎng)
regular /ˈregjʊlər/ A2	adjective - 定期的 (dìngqí de)
frozen /ˈfroʊzən/ A2	adjective - 冷冻的 (lěngdòng de)
staggering /ˈstæɡərɪŋ/ C1	adjective - 令人震惊的 (lìng rén zhènjīng de)
defrost /diːˈfrɒst/ B1	verb - 解冻 (jiědòng)
outlet /ˈaʊtlɪt/ B1	noun - 商店 (shāngdiàn)
laughter /ˈlæftər/ B1	noun - 笑声 (xiàoshēng)
credible /ˈkredɪbl/ B2	adjective - 可信的 (kěxìn de)
gasps /ɡæsps/ B1	noun - 倒吸一口气 (dǎoxī yī kǒu qì)
rub /rʌb/ A2	verb - 擦 (cā)
wound /wuːnd/ B1	noun - 伤口 (shāngkǒu)

重点语法结构

• When I worked in McDonalds, my long-term girlfriend joined the queue to my till and when she got to the counter, she dumped me.

  ➔ 过去完成进行时 (had worked) vs. 过去时 (joined, dumped)

  ➔ 'had worked' (过去的持续动作) 与 'joined/dumped' (完成的动作) 的对比突出了事件顺序。

• I was 18, I think I was 18.

  ➔ 通过倒装强调 (I think I was)

  ➔ 主语和动词的倒装 ('I think I was') 为句子增加强调。

• Well, she was actually my first girlfriend.

  ➔ 通过副词位置强调 ('actually')

  ➔ 将 'actually' 放在 'was' 之后强调句子的意外性。

• I mean, I don't know.

  ➔ 话语标记 ('I mean')

  ➔ 'I mean' 用于澄清或重新表述前面的句子。

• She got to the front of the queue, she dumped me there and then.

  ➔ 通过副词位置强调 ('there and then')

  ➔ 'there and then' 强调动作的即时性。

• I sat on a box of gherkins and I cried my eyes out.

  ➔ 词组动词 ('cried my eyes out')

  ➔ 'cried my eyes out' 是一个习语，意为哭得非常伤心。