This is oddly reminiscent
of a dinner with my family.
00:08
My family never
eats dinner together.
00:16
My dad always manages to come
home from work after we're done.
00:19
Hmm. My dad never
misses a meal.
00:23
Do you think Stone Age parents
stayed together forever?
00:26
They had to.
There were no lawyers.
00:30
Right, we've
established I'm funny.
00:35
Well, I think my parents
are getting a divorce.
00:37
They fight all the time.
00:41
About what?
Mostly me.
00:42
Hmm. That's too bad.
00:46
I'm the glue that holds
our family together.
00:51
What are you kids
doing in there?
00:54
Okay, ten cents a week
for a whole year.
01:00
I get the raccoon, and to tell
people you're my girlfriend.
01:02
15 cents a week, and if you
say hello to me in school,
01:06
I'll say hello back.
01:09
Connie, I need to apologize.
01:15
Oh, that's okay.
Don't worry about it.
01:18
No, I am worrying about it.
01:21
I didn't realize that with you
and I being in a relationship,
01:23
me wearing
your dead husband's clothes
01:26
would be emotionally
challenging for you.
01:29
All right, apology accepted.
01:32
I guess I just didn't expect
that getting rid of my...
01:45
my husband's stuff
was gonna hit me so hard.
01:49
He must have been
a wonderful man.
01:56
(laughs)
Well, he had his moments.
01:58
He was married to a wonderful
woman, so that says a lot.
02:02
You're pretty
wonderful yourself.
02:07
Now, let's talk
about this hula girl lamp.
02:13
What's your best price?
02:17
It's my gift to you.
02:19
Real sorry
about this.
02:27
What were you
thinking?
02:30
'Cause you're a baby.
02:33
LINDA:
What happened?
02:34
BARRY:
Everything's fine.
02:35
They just
wandered off.
02:37
Hey, Linda, nice to see you.
02:39
George, Sheldon's dad.
02:41
Well, good to see you folks.
02:45
Did you know that her parents
are getting a divorce?
02:53
Just keep walking.
Keep walking.
02:57
(laughing):
What... what is that for?
03:04
Well, can't I
appreciate my wife?
03:06
What did you do now?
03:08
I didn't do anything.
03:10
Want to hear something cool?
03:11
Sheldon skipped out
of that lecture
03:13
with that little Paige girl,
snuck into a closed exhibit.
03:15
You're kidding.
True. (laughs)
03:18
Even got, uh, "arrested"
by the museum security cops.
03:20
Why would you think that's cool?
03:24
Sheldon got into trouble
with a girl!
03:26
I'm bursting with pride.
03:28
You know what? I don't
want to talk about it.
03:31
There, right there.
03:34
That's why I love you.
03:37