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[中文]

嗨。

最近怎么样？

很好。你知道吗，琐罗亚斯特教信奉两个神？

不，我不知道。——而道家

根本不相信神。

他们相信一种和谐的原则。

这对他们来说真是太好了。

Shelly，我知道你喜欢研究各种事物。

我很喜欢。

但重要的是要记住

世上只有唯一的真神。

这叫一神论。

如果你感兴趣，我有一本相关的书。

没关系，我也有这本书。

如果我不选你的宗教，你会生我的气吗？

我永远不会对你生气。

你应该去寻找自己的真相。

谢谢，妈妈。

如果真相竟然是撒旦，

我会与他决斗。

（昆虫鸣叫）

男声：欢迎，谢尔顿。

女声：我们一直在等你。

你是十诫吗？

不是。

我们是唯一的。

也是零。

我们是二进制代码

支撑宇宙的底层算法。

把十当成一个概念是常见的错误。

我想了解神。

你能帮助我吗？

你没听到我们刚才说的......

这是一个二进制的宇宙。

神即是肯定也是否定。

左与右。

开与关。

有与无。

正与负。

男与女。

光与暗。

但为什么会有邪恶和痛苦？

嗯，没有邪恶和痛苦，

也就没有善与幸福。

哦，当然，二进制。

我们要把最后一块信息给他吗

解开宇宙之谜的关键？

为什么不呢？

至少要有一个人懂得万事万物的原因。

谢尔顿，

在宇宙诞生之前……

乔治二世：嘿，笨蛋。

你口水流得满本子都是。

嗯？不是。

零本来要告诉我秘密，你却毁了它。

成年谢尔顿：我再也没听到“一”和“零”的声音。

不过，我得水痘时，九曾拜访过我。

他并没有想象中的那样搞笑。

杰夫牧师：好，‘神对我意味着什么’。

谁想先来？

比利。

我想第三个。

好的。

谁敢上前？

米西。

我要第二个。

太好了。还有谁想先来吗？

我来。

好，谢尔顿，上来吧。

让我们听听你的想法。

过去一周我一直在

研究人们的信仰，

得出了一个结论。

是什么结论？

我要创立自己的宗教。

抱歉，你说什么？

我把它叫做数学学。

它基于一种通用的二进制系统。

太好了，谢尔顿，但这里是浸信会主日学。

我知道，我是来把大家都改宗的。

有人想接招吗？——好的。

杰夫牧师：我们去和你妈妈谈谈吧。

数学学唯一的罪过就是愚蠢。

[英语]

Hey.

How's it going?

Good. Did you know that Zoroaster believed in two gods?

-No, I did not. -And the Taoists

don't believe in God at all.

They believe in a principle of harmony.

How very nice for them.

Shelly, I understand you enjoy researching things.

Love it.

But it's important to keep in mind

that there is only one true God.

That's called monotheism.

I have a book about it if you're interested.

That's okay, I have the book about it.

Would you be angry with me if I don't pick your religion?

I could never be angry with you.

You be a seeker of your own truth.

Thanks, Mom.

And if the truth turns out to be Satan,

I will do battle with him.

(insects chirping)

MALE VOICE: Welcome, Sheldon.

FEMALE VOICE: We've been waiting for you.

Are you the Ten Commandments?

No.

We are one.

And zero.

We are the binary code

that underlies the universe.

The ten thing is a common mistake.

I want to understand God.

Can you help me?

Did you not hear what we just said?

It's a binary universe.

God is yes and no.

Left and right.

On and off.

Something and nothing.

Positive and negative.

Male and female.

Light and dark.

But why is there evil and suffering?

Well, without evil and suffering,

there is no good and happiness.

Oh, sure. Binary.

Shall we give him the final piece of information

that unlocks the secret of the universe?

Why not?

At least one human being should know the reason for everything.

Sheldon,

before the universe began...

GEORGE JR.: Hey, dummy.

You're drooling all over your books.

Huh? No.

Zero was about to tell me the secret and you ruined it.

ADULT SHELDON: I never heard from One and Zero again.

Although, I was once visited by Nine when I had chickenpox.

He was a lot less funny than he thought he was.

PASTOR JEFF: Okay, "What God means to me."

Who'd like to go first?

Billy.

I'd like to go third.

All righty.

Who's feeling brave?

Missy.

I'll go second.

Great. Does anybody want to go first?

I'll go.

Okay. Come on up here, Sheldon.

Let's hear what you got.

I've spent the last week

studying what people believe,

and I've come to a conclusion.

And what's that?

I'm starting my own religion.

I'm sorry, what?

I'm calling it Mathology.

It's based on a universal binary system.

That's terrific, Sheldon, but this is a Baptist Sunday school.

I know, I'm here to convert everybody.

-Any takers? -Okay.

PASTOR JEFF: Let's go have a talk with your mom.

The only sin in Mathology is being stupid.

重点词汇

词汇	含义
Zoroaster ˈzɒroʊˌæstər B2	noun - 古波斯先知，琐罗亚斯德教的创始人
Taoists ˈtaʊɪsts B1	noun - 道教徒，中国哲学和宗教传统
monotheism ˈmɒnəθiˌɪzəm B2	noun - 一神论，相信一个神的存在
binary ˈbaɪnəri B1	adjective - 与两部分系统相关的
universe ˈjuːnɪvɜːrs A2	noun - 所有存在的物质和空间作为一个整体
convert kənˈvɜːrt A2	verb - 从一个宗教、信仰或观点转变为另一个
harmony ˈhɑːrməni A2	noun - 一致、有序且令人愉悦的部分排列
seeker ˈsiːkər A2	noun - 寻找某物的人，尤其是知识或真理
battle ˈbætl A1	verb - 与某人或某物战斗
underlying ˌʌndərˈlaɪɪŋ B1	adjective - 位于表面之下或隐藏的
principle ˈprɪnsəpəl A2	noun - 作为信念或行为体系基础的基本真理或命题
Mathology mæˈθɒlədʒi C1	noun - 基于通用二进制系统的虚构宗教