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Got a minute? I'm kind of busy.
I'm inventing a system of heraldry for two
warring tribes of orcs in my dad campaign.
Oh, I was hoping we could talk about
atheism. Much like an orc.
I'm all ears. What's it like to not believe
in God? It's great.
Big fan. Are you ever afraid?
You're wrong about religion.
Never about other things.
Also never. I don't know, it seems a little
scary to just stop believing.
Well, is it more comforting to believe in a
God who could flood the world and kill
everyone because he had a bad day?
That's a good point. But doesn't it upset
people when you say you don't believe?
Oh yeah, and that doesn't bother you?
Does it bother you when you upset people?
I couldn't care less.
Welcome to atheism.
Now, if you were an orc, would you like this
flag?
Connie? You sure?
Yeah.
I spent a lot of money here.
Right?
You sure do.
So if my son in law was in here doing
something stupid, I should know, right?
I guess before.
He went to the hospital, was he in here doing
something stupid?
She's hanging out. Why?
No reason. Just watching too many soap
operas, I guess.
Let's just keep this between us, okay?
What's your thing?
Hello? Hey, George.
It's Nick from the bar. What the hell are
you asking questions about me at the bar?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Nick told me everything.
Well, clearly I was lying.
You accused me of something.
Say it to my face.
All right. Fine. You have a fight with your
wife, you end up in a bar with Brenda
Sparks, and now you're both acting weird
about it. There's no.
Story. We're two people who went to the same
bar. That's it.
I'd better be.
It. Connie, I get it.
You're protecting your daughter.
But hear me when I say nothing happened.
Okay?
And I don't appreciate you snooping around
behind my back.
You're absolutely right.
I was wrong to do that.
I'm very sorry.
A little ticked at Nick for blabbing about
it, but I'm sorry.
Thank you.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good. My ass.
All right, you two, get ready for bed.
Church in the morning. I'm not.
Going.
What do you mean, you're not going?
I don't think.
I believe in God anymore.
What did you do to her?
Hey, she came to me.
I mean, I took the ball and ran with it.
Look at you with the sports analogy.
We're both evolving.
Ooh, evolution. Another thing I'll teach you
about.
I don't care what you believe.
You are going to church tomorrow.
I don't want to.
It might be fun. The new youth pastor is
starting so we can attack his belief system
together like the Wonder Twins of atheism.
See, your brother's excited.
You just want the new guy to have a bad day.
I can want two things.
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