(intense hiphop music)
♪ As I walk through the ____
where I harvest my grain ♪
♪ I take a look at my ____
and realize she's very plain ♪
♪ But that's just ____
for an Amish like me ♪
♪ You know, I shun ____
things like electricity ♪
♪ At 4:30 in the ____,
I'm milkin' cows ♪
♪ Jebediah feeds the ____
and Jacob plows, fool ♪
♪ And I've been milkin'
and plowin' so long that ♪
♪ Even Ezekiel thinks
that my ____ is gone ♪
♪ I'm a man of the land,
I'm into ____ ♪
♪ Got a Bible in my ____
and a beard on my chin ♪
♪ But if I finish all of my
chores, and you finish ____ ♪
♪ Then tonight we're gonna
party like it's ____ ♪
♪ We been spending most our lives ♪
♪ Living in an Amish ____ ♪
♪ I churned butter once or ____ ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ It's hard work and sacrifice ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ We sell ____ at discount price ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ A local boy kicked me
in the ____ last week ♪
♪ I just smiled at him and
I turned the other ____ ♪
♪ I really don't care,
in fact I wish him ____ ♪
♪ 'Cause I'll be laughing my head ____ ♪
♪ When he's burning in ____ ♪
♪ But I ain't never punched a
____ even if he deserved it ♪
♪ An Amish with a '____ ♪
♪ You know that's ____ of ♪
♪ I never wear buttons
but I got a cool ____ ♪
♪ And my homies ____ I really
look good in black, fool ♪
♪ If you come to visit,
you'll be bored to ____ ♪
♪ We haven't even paid the
____ in 300 years ♪
♪ But we ain't really ____ ♪
♪ So please don't point and ____ ♪
♪ We're just technologically ____ ♪
♪ There's no phone, no
lights, no ____ ♪
♪ Like Robinson Crusoe ♪
♪ It's as primitive as can be ♪
♪ We been spending most our ____ ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ We're just plain and simple ____ ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ There's no time for sin and ____ ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ We don't fight, we all ____ nice ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ Hitching up the buggy,
churning lots of ____ ♪
♪ Raised a barn on Monday,
soon I'll raise another ♪
♪ Think you're really righteous ♪
♪ Think you're pure in heart ♪
♪ Well, I know I'm a million
times as humble as thou art ♪
♪ I'm the pious guy the little
Amlettes wanna be like ♪
♪ On my knees day and night ♪
♪ Scoring points for the afterlife ♪
♪ So don't be vain and don't be whiny ♪
♪ Or else, my brother ♪
♪ I might have to get
medieval on your heinie ♪
♪ We been spending most our lives ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ There's no cops or traffic lights ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ But you'd probably think it ____ ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Oh ♪
(singers groaning)
