The Real Slim Shady
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Eminem
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- MAY I HAVE YOUR
ATTENTION PLEASE?
MAY I HAVE YOUR
ATTENTION PLEASE?
WILL THE REAL SLIM
SHADY PLEASE STAND UP?
I REPEAT, WILL THE REAL
SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP?
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM HERE.
♪ Y'ALL ACT LIKE YOU NEVER
SEEN A WHITE PERSON BEFORE ♪
♪ JAWS ALL ON THE FLOOR
LIKE PAM LIKE TOMMY ♪
♪ JUST BURST IN THE DOOR
♪ AND STARTED WHOOPIN' HER
ASS WORSE THAN BEFORE ♪
♪ THEY FIRST WERE DIVORCED,
THROWIN' HER OVER FURNITURE ♪
AGH!
♪ IT'S THE RETURN OF THE, AH
WAIT, NO WAY, YOU'RE KIDDING ♪
♪ HE DIDN'T JUST SAY WHAT
I THINK HE DID, DID HE? ♪
♪ AND DR. DRE SAID,
NOTHING, YOU IDIOTS! ♪
♪ DR. DRE'S DEAD, HE'S
LOCKED IN MY BASEMENT ♪
HA HA!
♪ FEMINIST WOMEN LOVE EMINEM ♪
♪ CHICKA, CHICKA, CHICKA,
SLIM SHADY, I'M SICK OF HIM ♪
♪ LOOK AT HIM, WALKIN' AROUND,
GRABBIN' HIS YOU-KNOW-WHAT ♪
♪ FLIPPIN' THE YOU-KNOW-WHO,
YEAH BUT HE'S SO CUTE THOUGH ♪
♪ YEAH, I PROBABLY GOT
A COUPLE OF SCREWS ♪
♪ UP IN MY HEAD LOOSE ♪
♪ BUT NO WORSE THAN
WHAT'S GOIN' ON ♪
♪ IN YOUR PARENTS' BEDROOMS ♪
♪ SOMETIMES I WANNA GET
ON TV AND JUST LET LOOSE ♪
♪ BUT CAN'T, BUT IT'S
COOL FOR TOM GREEN ♪
♪ TO HUMP A DEAD MOOSE ♪
♪ MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS,
MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS ♪
♪ AND IF I'M LUCKY, YOU MIGHT
JUST GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS ♪
♪ AND THAT'S THE MESSAGE THAT
WE DELIVER TO LITTLE KIDS ♪
♪ AND EXPECT THEM NOT TO
KNOW WHAT A WOMAN'S IS ♪
♪ OF COURSE THEY'RE GONNA
KNOW WHAT INTERCOURSE IS ♪
♪ BY THE TIME THAT
THEY HIT FOURTH GRADE ♪
♪ THEY'VE GOT THE DISCOVERY
CHANNEL, DON'T THEY? ♪
♪ WE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS
♪ WELL SOME OF US, CANNIBALS.
♪ WHO PEOPLE OPEN
LIKE CANTALOUPES ♪
♪ BUT IF WE CAN HUMP DEAD
ANIMALS AND ANTELOPES ♪
♪ THEN THERE'S NO REASON ♪
♪ THAT A MAN AND ANOTHER
MAN CAN'T ELOPE ♪
♪ BUT IF YOU FEEL LIKE I
FEEL, I GOT THE ANTIDOTE ♪
♪ WOMEN, WAVE YOUR PANTYHOSE,
SING THE CHORUS, AND IT GOES ♪
♪ I'M SLIM SHADY, YES
I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪
♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM
SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪
♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM
SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪
♪ PLEASE STAND UP,
PLEASE STAND UP? ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY,
YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪
♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM
SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪
♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM
SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪
♪ PLEASE STAND UP,
PLEASE STAND UP? ♪
♪ WILL SMITH DON'T GOTTA CUSS
IN HIS RAPS TO SELL RECORDS ♪
♪ WELL, I DO, SO (BEEP)
HIM, AND (BEEP) YOU TOO! ♪
♪ YOU THINK I GIVE A
DAMN ABOUT A GRAMMY? ♪
♪ HALF OF YOU CRITICS
CAN'T EVEN STOMACH ME ♪
♪ LET ALONE STAND ME ♪
♪ BUT SLIM, WHAT IF YOU
WIN, WOULDN'T IT BE WEIRD? ♪
♪ WHY, SO YOU GUYS COULD
JUST LIE TO GET ME HERE? ♪
♪ SO YOU CAN SIT ME HERE
NEXT TO BRITNEY SPEARS? ♪
♪ CHRISTINA AGUILERA
BETTER SWITCH ME CHAIRS ♪
♪ SO I CAN SIT NEXT TO
CARSON DALY AND FRED DURST ♪
♪ AND HEAR 'EM ARGUE OVER
WHO SHE GAVE TO FIRST ♪
♪ LITTLE PUT ME
ON BLAST ON MTV ♪
♪ YEAH, HE'S CUTE, BUT I THINK
HE'S MARRIED TO KIM, HEE-HEE ♪
♪ I SHOULD DOWNLOAD
HER AUDIO ON MP3 ♪
♪ AND SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD
HOW YOU GAVE EMINEM ♪
- AHH!
♪I'M SICK OF YOU LITTLE
GIRL AND BOY GROUPS ♪
♪ ALL YOU DO IS ANNOY ME ♪
♪ SO I HAVE BEEN SENT
HERE TO DESTROY YOU ♪
♪ AND THERE'S A MILLION
OF US JUST LIKE ME ♪
♪ WHO CUSS LIKE ME, WHO
JUST DON'T GIVE A LIKE ME ♪
♪ WHO DRESS LIKE ME, WALK,
TALK AND ACT LIKE ME ♪
♪ AND JUST MIGHT BE THE NEXT
BEST THING, BUT NOT QUITE ME ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY,
YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪
♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM
SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪
♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM
SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪
♪ PLEASE STAND UP,
PLEASE STAND UP? ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY,
YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪
♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM
SHADY ARE JUST IMITATING ♪
♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM
SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪
♪ PLEASE STAND UP,
PLEASE STAND UP? ♪
♪ I'M LIKE A HEAD
TRIP TO LISTEN TO ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ONLY GIVIN' YOU ♪
♪ THINGS YOU JOKE ABOUT
WITH YOUR FRIENDS INSIDE ♪
♪ YOUR LIVIN' ROOM ♪
♪ THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS
I GOT THE BALLS TO SAY ♪
♪ IT IN FRONT OF Y'ALL ♪
♪ AND I DON'T GOTTA BE FALSE
OR SUGARCOAT IT AT ALL ♪
♪ I JUST GET ON THE
MIC AND SPIT IT ♪
♪ AND WHETHER YOU LIKE
TO ADMIT IT, I JUST IT ♪
♪ BETTER THAN 90% OF
YOU RAPPERS OUT CAN ♪
♪ THEN YOU WONDER, HOW CAN ♪
♪ KIDS EAT UP THESE
ALBUMS LIKE? ♪
♪ IT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE AT THE
RATE I'M GOING, WHEN I'M 30 ♪
♪ I'LL BE THE ONLY PERSON IN
THE NURSING HOME FLIRTING ♪
♪ PINCHING NURSES ASSES
WHEN I'M WITH JERGENS ♪
♪ AND I'M JERKING, BUT THIS
WHOLE BAG OF VIAGRA ISN'T ♪
♪ WORKING ♪
♪ AND EVERY SINGLE PERSON
IS A SLIM SHADY LURKING ♪
♪ HE COULD BE WORKING AT
BURGER KING, SPITTIN' ON ♪
♪ YOUR ONION RINGS ♪
♪ OR IN THE PARKING LOT,
CIRCLING, SCREAMING,
I DON'T GIVE A ♪
♪ WITH HIS WINDOWS DOWN
AND HIS SYSTEM UP ♪
♪ SO WILL THE REAL
SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪
♪ AND PUT ONE OF THOSE
FINGERS ON EACH HAND UP? ♪
♪ AND BE PROUD TO BE OUTTA
YOUR MIND AND OUTTA CONTROL ♪
♪ AND ONE MORE TIME, LOUD AS
YOU CAN, HOW DOES IT GO? ♪
♪ I'M SLIM SHADY, YES
I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪
♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM
SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪
♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM
SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪
♪ PLEASE STAND UP,
PLEASE STAND UP? ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY,
YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪
♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM
SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪
♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM
SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪
♪ PLEASE STAND UP,
PLEASE STAND UP? ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY,
YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪
♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM
SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪
♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM
SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪
♪ PLEASE STAND UP,
PLEASE STAND UP? ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY,
YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪
♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM
SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪
♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM
SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪
♪ PLEASE STAND UP,
PLEASE STAND UP? ♪
HA HA, I GUESS THERE'S A
SLIM SHADY IN ALL OF US
LET'S ALL STAND UP
