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[English]

Chandler Chandler I saw what you were

doing through the window I saw what you

were do to my sister now get out here

well listen we had a good run you know

what was it four five months I mean

that's more than most people have in a

lifetime so goodbye take care bye-bye

then what are you doing oh I'm going on

the

lamb come on CH come on I can handle

Ross Hold On

hey Ross what's up

bro

what the hell are you doing hey what's

what's going on well I think I think

Ross knows about me and

Monica dude he's right

there I thought you were my best friend

this is my sister my best friend and my

sister I I cannot believe this look

we're not just messing around I love her

okay I'm in love with

her I'm so sorry that you had to find

out this

way sorry but it's true I I love him

too my best friend and my

sister I cannot believe

this oh I'm sorry you you guys want to

probably get some hugs in too huh big

news no that's okay we've actually known

for a

while what what what you guys knew you

you all knew and you didn't tell me Well

Ross we were worried about you okay we

didn't know how you were going to

react you were worried about

me you didn't know how I was going to

[Applause]

okay all right what do you say we all uh

clear out of here and let these two love

birds get back down to

business hey hey hey I'm just talking

here he he's the one doing your

sister I'm

pregnant

Ross

Ross okay whenever you're

[Laughter]

ready and you're the father by the way

but you

got can I get you some water I'm good

I'm

good Ross there is no pressure on you

okay I mean you can be as involved as

you

want yeah I uh I'm just I don't know I

don't

understand um how this

happened we we used the condom I know I

know but you know condoms only work like

97 % of the time what

what

what well they should put that on the

box they do no they

[Laughter]

don't well they should put it in huge

block

letters Okay Ross come on let's just

forget about the condom well I may as

well

have listen you know what I was really

freaked out too when I hey I'm I freaked

out I'm indignant as a

consumer you know what let's let's talk

later no no I want to talk now okay I in

fact I want to talk to the

president of the condom company okay you

know what maybe I should come back okay

yeah a press

one hey I'm here hi oh oh my God you

like it oh my God it's my new Apothecary

table pH is going to be here any second

she cannot see this oh why not she'll

she'll love it it's the real thing I got

it at Pottery

Barn I know you did I bought the same

one and if she sees your table she's

going to know that I lied to her I told

her that ours was an original why did

you do that because she hates Pottery

Barn she hates Pottery

Barn I know I know she says it's all

mass-produced nothing is authentic and

everyone winds up having the same

stuff so come on she's going to be here

any second can we please just cover this

up with something please what no no I am

not going to hide it from Phoebe oh

although I did get some great Pottery

Bond sheets oh oh I forgot they made

sheets

yeah I still can't believe she hates

Pottery Barn Ross get over it it's not

like she hates you yeah but Pottery

Barn you know when I think she's just

she's weird you know it's because she's

a twin twins are

weird Ross she's not weird she just

likes her stuff to be one of a kind huh

you know what's not one of a kind a

twin

hey oh bab's here okay so let's turn out

all the lights and we'll just watch the

movie okay hey oh cool sheet oh you like

it you want to know where I got it sure

he got it at a flea

market you bought your sheets at a flea

market Ross come on you got to loosen

the purse strings a

[Music]

little

so good hey FES can you please not put

your feet up on my

new old

sheet

oh my Apothecary

table what

no Ross where did you get this I got it

at Pottery Barn

okay oh my God B Pottery Barn has ripped

off the design of our

antique what

oh my god well if they've ripped off our

table ours must be worth much more than

$1

50 well this doesn't even smell like

opium of course not it smells like wine

which you spilled and thanks for

wrecking my sheep by the way oh Ross

calm down I'll give you the 80 cents you

kick whose ass in a fight you or Ross

there's no question so you think Ross

too you picked Ross B is really strong

he's the strongest out of all three of

you except for

Joey I cannot believe you didn't pick me

uh in her defense she's right I am

stronger I would destroy

you oh really you think you're stronger

why don't you prove

it oh I'll prove it I'll prove it like a

theorem wait wait wait stop it stop it

stop now there's no one's going to fight

in this apartment hey Monica people came

to see a fight let's give them what they

came

for you guys could arm wrestle yeah

listen to the

nurse you're going down oh yeah you're

going further down down town seriously

guys the trash talk is

embarrassing

hi you uh wanted to see

me

yeah uh here's a box of your

stuff what uh you know it's just like

hats and shirt and CDs just sort of

stuff that you've left here what are you

doing are you are you trying to hurt me

or

something

no Ross

it it just seems that you know it's time

we you know move on I mean don't you

think yes yeah yes I do good yeah I I I

really

do

hey this this was a gift Ross you got

that for free from the museum gift shop

it's still a gift I got it from the gift

shop okay all right give me the mug I'll

keep the mug no you know you know don't

do me any favors in fact

where where's the rest of my stuff huh

like like my um hey this book is

mine and and and and that t-shirt you

sleep in I'd like that back too yes I

do you know how much I love that t-shirt

you never even wear that t-shirt I'm

just trying to help you move

on oh you are a petty man you are a

petty petty petty petty petty

small

you are so just doing this out of spite

no no no I'm I'm going to wear this all

the time I love this

shirt you have not worn that t-shirt

since you were 15 it doesn't even fit

you anymore oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh

okay

[Applause]

okay if you don't mind I'm going to take

the rest of my

stuff and

relax in my favorite

shirt you have a pleasant

evening okay here we

go well

yeah I think I'm going to take off

huh oh you guys this was an amazing

night thank you so much I love you good

night

what I don't get a

goodbye lucky

bastard she says goodbye to everyone but

me well maybe she thought that with all

of your history it could be you know

implicit well it needs to be

pcit all right let's think about this I

mean there's got to be an explanation uh

did you do anything to make her mad no I

don't I don't think so you know maybe

she was just really spent from our talk

it was pretty intense yeah mine too mine

was a Humdinger

okay I mean don't I deserve anything I

mean uh a few tears a a cursory

hug not from

you Ross if you're this upset you should

go and talk to her say what you owe me a

goodbye that mean it's got more Pride

than that the hell I

[Laughter]

do I don't get a

goodbye what everyone gets a goodbye but

me what do we got to do to get a goodbye

huh uh be best friends with you uh go

out with you have have a baby with you

oh wait a minute wait a minute I did all

those

things or maybe maybe I'm just not

giving you enough credit uh I mean it is

difficult to say goodbye to five people

uh goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye it's

physically impossible that's it I cannot

make this decision it is too difficult

so I am just going to leave it entirely

up to the gods of

fate

a magic eightball come on you can't be

serious you can't make this decision

with a toy oh it's not a

toy well I don't know what else to do I

mean I either keep my wife and lose one

of my my best friends or I keep my

friend and get divorced for the second

time before I'm 30 so so if anyone else

has has a better suggestion let's hear

it because I I got nothing all right

don't be shy any suggestion will

do

okay

then here we

go magic eightball should I never see

Rachel

again ask again

later later is not good

enough

ask again later what the hell this is

broken it it is

broken let me

see will Chandler have sex

tonight don't count on

it wait a

minute wait a minute you you hated the

name Ruth why why would you change your

mind unless you know we're never going

to have to use it you did see the folder

you know it's a boy I didn't see

anything I actually changed my mind

about the name oh I don't think so

you're you're just giv me Ruth so so

you'll get to name him when it's a boy

and then that's when you'll swoop in and

and name him Heath or Blaine or

seoa I would put

seoa veto

fine

unless you anticipated that I would

figure all this out and you know that it

actually is a girl and and you really do

want her to be named Ruth well I'm not

falling for

that okay Ruth is off the

table but Ross you want the name Ruth

not like

[Music]

this

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
condom /ˈkɒndəm/ B2	noun - a thin rubber sheath used during sexual intercourse to prevent pregnancy and disease
pregnant /ˈprɛɡnənt/ B1	adjective - carrying a developing fetus within the body
apothecary /əˈpɒθəkəri/ C1	noun - a person who prepares and sells medicines; a pharmacy
authentic /ɔːˈθɛntɪk/ B2	adjective - genuine; not false or copied
mass‑produced /ˌmæs prəˈdjuːst/ C1	adjective - manufactured in large quantities, often with little individual variation
freaked /friːkt/ B2	verb - to become extremely upset, frightened, or excited
indignant /ɪnˈdɪɡnənt/ C1	adjective - feeling or showing anger because of something unfair
president /ˈprɛzɪdənt/ B1	noun - the elected head of a republic or an organization
flea /fliː/ B1	noun - a small wing‑less insect that feeds on the blood of mammals and birds
market /ˈmɑːrkɪt/ A2	noun - a place where goods are bought and sold
purse /pɜːrs/ B1	noun - a small bag used especially by women to carry money and personal items
strings /strɪŋz/ B2	noun - thin cords or threads; metaphorically, means of control or obligation
embarrassing /ɪmˈbærəsɪŋ/ B2	adjective - causing a feeling of self‑conscious shame
spilled /spɪld/ B1	verb - to cause a liquid to flow over the edge of its container unintentionally
opium /ˈoʊpiəm/ C1	noun - a narcotic drug obtained from the latex of the opium poppy
intense /ɪnˈtɛns/ B2	adjective - of very great strength, force, or concentration
humdinger /ˈhʌmˌdɪŋɡər/ C2	noun - an extraordinary or unusual thing or person
spite /spaɪt/ B2	noun - a feeling of wanting to annoy or hurt someone
magic /ˈmædʒɪk/ A2	noun - the art of producing supernatural effects by supernatural means
eightball /ˈeɪtˌbɔːl/ C1	noun - a black ball used in pool; also a toy that gives random answers
fate /feɪt/ B2	noun - the development of events beyond a person's control, regarded as determined by a supernatural power
divorced /dɪˈvɔːrst/ B2	adjective - legally separated from a spouse
suggestion /səˈdʒɛstʃən/ B2	noun - an idea or plan put forward for consideration

Key Grammar Structures

• I saw what you were doing through the window.

  ➔ Past simple + past progressive to describe an action that was ongoing at a specific past moment.

  ➔ The verb **"saw"** is in the past simple, while **"were doing"** is the past progressive.

• We had a good run, you know.

  ➔ Past simple to talk about a completed period of time; "you know" as a discourse marker.

  ➔ The verb **"had"** is in the past simple, indicating a finished experience.

• I'm going on the lam.

  ➔ Present continuous to express a plan or action happening now or in the near future.

  ➔ The contraction **"I'm"** + **"going"** forms the present continuous.

• I think Ross knows about me and Monica.

  ➔ Present simple for mental states (think) + present simple for factual knowledge (knows).

  ➔ "**think**" expresses a mental belief, while "**knows**" states a fact.

• I'm in love with her.

  ➔ Present simple with the idiomatic expression "in love with" to describe a current emotional state.

  ➔ "**in love with**" is a fixed phrase meaning deeply affectionate.

• I'm pregnant.

  ➔ Present simple (state verb) to describe a personal condition.

  ➔ "**am**" + "pregnant" expresses a current personal condition.

• We used the condom.

  ➔ Past simple active voice to state a completed action.

  ➔ **used** is the past simple form of "use" indicating a one‑time completed action.

• They should put it on the box.

  ➔ Modal verb "should" + base verb to express advice or expectation.

  ➔ **should** expresses a recommendation; **put** is the base form of the verb.

• I don't know how this happened.

  ➔ Negative present simple + indirect question introduced by "how"; past simple in the subordinate clause.

  ➔ **don't know** is the negative present simple; **happened** is the past simple verb in the clause.