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[English]

all right fine you know what we'll both

sit in the chair fine with

me I'm so

comfortable me too in fact I think I

might be a little too comfortable all

right okay look we have 19 minutes okay

Chandler I want you to go and change

okay and then when you come back Joey

will go change and he'll have vacated

the chair okay

okay all right fine I'm going when I get

back it's chair City and I'm the guy

who's sitting in a

chair all right you will notice that I

am fully dressed I in turn have noticed

that you are not so in the words of AA

mil get out of my chair dill

hole okay

[Applause]

what are you doing well you said I had

to give you the chair you didn't see

anything about the

cushions the cushions are the essence of

the chair that's right I'm taking the

essence he'll be

back there's nobody in the

room where's my underwear whoa whoa whoa

come on come on what you took his

underwear he took my Essence okay hold

on

Joey why why can't you just wear the

underwear you're wearing now cuz I'm not

wearing any underwear

now okay um then why do you have to wear

underwear tonight it's a rented tux okay

not going to go commando in another

man's

fatigue well then it looks like

somebody's going to have to give

somebody back his

cushions okay you hide my clothes I'm

going to do the exact opposite to

you what do you what are you going to

show me my clothes hey

opposite is

opposite he's got

nothing okay buddy boy here it

is you hide my clothes I'm wearing

everything you

own oh my

God that is so noty opposite of taking

somebody's

underwear look at me I'm Chandler could

I be wearing any more

clothes maybe if I wasn't going

commando

yeah I'll tell you it's hot with all

this stuff on I uh I better not do any I

don't know

lunges okay okay enough enough for the

luning no I'm sick of this okay I've had

up to here with you two neither of you

can come to the

party jeez what a bab don't embarrass

that easily what you totally get

embarrassed no I don't Ross I I think

I'm just a more secure person than you

are is that so

yeah hey lady I don't care how much you

want it okay I am not going to have sex

with you in the bathroom

I'm on my way back to the

bathroom yeah all right all right just

keep walking all

right go what are you I'm sorry sir I

just I think he just really likes

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you hey you know that teacher who had a

baby with her

[Music]

student hi Mak me helpy yes I'm sorry M

do you have any extra pants uh my friend

seems to have had a little

accident hello

yah it's time for your massage yah huh

put put your face in the

hole w a Swedish massage from a real

Swedish

person okay then I'm

Swedish so what's your name it's a

normal Swedish name

Ikea wow what an interesting name yeah

you know I'm kind I'm time for your

scalp massage

wow I really love

your is something wrong no it's just um

just feels so good

Ikea oh hey say you'll know this what's

the capital of

Sweden um

Stockholm damn I wish I knew if that was

right hey look Joey I'm just saying if

you need something to hold you over I

can get you a job right here an

entry-level processor but don't you need

experience for a job like that it's not

that hard to learn and ask for people

realizing that you have no idea what

you're doing hey you're an actor act

like a processor people will think

you're a

processor hey Chandler here's this

morning's projection hey thanks Scott

Alexander Joey

triani Joey is a uh fellow processor no

kidding oh yeah yeah I process people

want the process processing I'm the one

they

call where do you work uh well right now

I'm in between things you know how it is

one day you're processing the next day

you're not so much

processing more I was just telling Joey

about the opening in fleshman's group

fleshman's group whatever you do don't

touch his

sandwiches are all you processors dorks

so how's the game I have no

idea what yeah I'm just pretending to

watch the game so I don't have to help

out with

stuff I don't believe you that is

brilliant and Monica has no idea nope

every once in a while I just yell and

scream stuff at the

TV hey

whaty is your team winning hun oh yeah

Anderson just scored

again there's no

Anderson oh oh excuse me ma'am yes you

can't put your cigarette out on a tree

yeah I can it worked real

well oh but you shouldn't so don't ever

do that again I won't till I have my

next cigarette hold it NYPD freeze punk

what that's right you are so

busted uh book

them who are you talking to save it

red unless you want to spend spend a

night in The Slammer you apologize to

the

tree I am not going to apologize to a

tree you apologize to the tree right now

or I am calling for

backup Backup backup I'm I'm sorry sorry

okay cancel backup cancel backup you

want to see something sure what okay um

this is going to be fun watch me freak

out

Chandler honey yeah listen

uh I I've been doing thinking and I

don't know whether it's because we're

here or Rachel's given

birth but

um I think we should try to have a

baby

okay what's that

now okay I've been thinking about it too

and I I think we're

ready are you kidding me you you you

think we're ready to have a a baby now

this is

fun you're ready to have a baby my boy's

all grown

up you said you were ready too yeah but

I was just screwing with you to to try

to get your voice all high and weird

like mine is now guess haven't you

wanted a kid like forever okay just back

off Mister oh we went to a self-defense

class today what yeah kicking a guy in

the crotch all morning really takes it

out of

you takes it out of you

now now we can kick anybody's ass after

one class I don't think so what you want

to see me self-defend myself go over

there and pretend you're a sexual

predator go on I dare

you well of course you could defend

yourself from an attack you know is

coming that's not enough look I studied

karate for a long

time and there's a concept you should

really be familiar with it's what the

Japanese

call

unagi isn't that a kind of

sushi no it's a concept yeah it is it is

it's freshwater

eel all right maybe it means that too oh

I would kill for a salmon skin roll

right

now no fine get attacked I don't even

care come on Ross we're sorry please

tell us what it

isagi it's a state of total

awareness okay only by achieving true

unagi can you be prepared for any danger

that may befall

you you mean in case someone's trying to

steal your bamboo sleeping mat or your

kettle of

fish all I'm saying is it's one thing

being prepared for an attack against

like each other whole another story

being prepared for an attack I don't

know like a surprise

all right you knew that was coming but

that doesn't mean you have

unagi oh you know what if we made

reservations we could have unagi in

about a half hour

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[Laughter]

what the hell was that a lesson in the

importance of

unagi you're a

freak

perhaps now I'm curious at what point

during those girlish screams would you

have begun to kick my

ass all right so we Wen prepared

I'm sorry I had to take such drastic

measures to make my point but I look I

just want you guys to be

safe

[Music]

[Laughter]

danger

ahuh

[Music]

[Applause]

unagi Danger

[Laughter]

[Applause]

ah Salmon skin

[Music]

roll that say Jack yeah Alex trbe back

oh of course cheuck willery definitely

Phoebe you will not find a single game

show host who's ass I cannot kick

[Laughter]

no say it say we are

unagi it's not something you are it's

something you

have say it you know what I could easily

get out of this but there's a chance you

could get very very

hurt uhhuh nowhere to

run I don't like sitting up here I'm I'm

going to go over no Rachel they got here

first why is Ross doing that danger oh

my God why is he jumping on those

women we should help

them I I don't think they need it any

[Music]

help

hello

hello

Bab Joey what's going

on oh my God I know it's stuck

step how did you get on I put it on to

scare

Chandler oh my God Monica's going to

totally freak out well then help me get

it off plus it smells really bad in here

of course it smells really bad you have

your head up a dead

animal Monica

[Laughter]

hey did you get the turkey oh my God oh

my

God who is that it's

Joey what what are you doing is it

supposed to be funny no it's not

supposed to be funny it's supposed to be

scary get that off now I can't it's

stuck I don't care that that turkey has

to feed 20 people at my parents house

and they're not going to eat it off your

head hold on okay let's just all think

okay I got it deie all right you pull

I'm going to spread the legs as wide as

I

can Joey no it's not the time sorry

right sorry okay count to three one two

three it worked I scared you I knew it

I'm over here big guy yeah you are oh

wait you know what I can't I can't look

at it I can't look at it somebody else

tell me somebody tell

me

okay it's

negative what it's

negative

oh

oh well there you go

phew that is that's great that is really

great great

news you know cuz the

whole H not being ready and kind of

financial aspects all

that wow this is so just the way this

was supposed to

be well then

great it's SC it's so

stupid how can I be upset over something

I never

had it's

negative no it's

positive what it's it's not negative

it's

positive are you sure well yeah I lied

before my God now you know how you

really feel about it oh that's a risky

little

game so excited I just set Rachel up

with the worst guy tonight all right who

is he well it's this guy used to massage

and by massage I mean hold down so he

wouldn't turn over and Flash

me okay C why do you hear who I got for

Ross oh yeah okay she's this really

boring woman she's a

teacher a teacher yeah yeah she's really

into history and foreign movies oh oh

and she loves puzzles huh come on who

loves

puzzles well Ross

does you're ruining the plan Joey you

you you fixed him up with his perfect

woman oh my God you're right she even

reads for

pleasure rich I promise first thing

tomorrow we'll find another doctor but I

got to go to up early and I'm not

feeling all that well what where what

what when you're not feeling well what

do you have is it rubella because Don't

Go Near your Emma she has not had that

shot you know come to think of it it it

does feel rubella

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like

[Music]

Winer weer weener weer Rachel

no he's going to know it was me

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
comfortable /ˈkʌm.fɚ.tə.bəl/ B1	adjective - feeling relaxed and at ease
essence /ˈɛs.əns/ B2	noun - the most important quality or element of something
underwear /ˈʌn.dɚ.weɚ/ A2	noun - clothing worn next to the skin, typically under other clothes
commando /kəˈmæn.doʊ/ B2	noun - a soldier trained for special operations; also slang for not wearing underwear
fatigue /fəˈtiːɡ/ B2	noun - extreme tiredness resulting from mental or physical exertion
opposite /ˈɑːp.pə.zət/ B1	adjective - situated on the other side; completely different noun - the person or thing that is opposite to another
processor /ˈprɑː.ses.ɚ/ B2	noun - a device that performs calculations, especially a computer's central processing unit
projection /prəˈdʒɛk.ʃən/ B2	noun - the act of projecting something, especially an image or forecast
entry-level /ˈɛn.tri ˈlɛv.əl/ B2	adjective - suitable for people who are just beginning a particular job or activity
experience /ɪkˈspɪr.i.əns/ B1	noun - practical knowledge or skill gained from doing something
actor /ˈæk.tɚ/ A2	noun - a person who performs in plays, movies, or television shows
unagi /ˈuː.nɑː.ɡi/ C1	noun - Japanese term for freshwater eel; also used metaphorically for a state of total awareness
awareness /əˈwɛr.nəs/ B2	noun - knowledge or perception of a situation or fact
attack /əˈtæk/ B1	verb - to take aggressive action against someone or something noun - an aggressive and violent action
danger /ˈdeɪn.dʒɚ/ A2	noun - the possibility of suffering harm or injury
salmon /ˈsæm.ən/ A2	noun - a type of large, pink-fleshed fish
sushi /ˈsuː.ʃi/ A2	noun - a Japanese dish of vinegared rice accompanied by various ingredients such as raw fish

Key Grammar Structures

• I think I might be a little too comfortable.

  ➔ Modal verb of possibility (might + base verb)

  ➔ "might" expresses uncertain possibility in the present.

• We have 19 minutes.

  ➔ Simple present for a scheduled duration

  ➔ "have" is used here as a stative verb meaning "possess".

• When you come back Joey will go change and he'll have vacated the chair.

  ➔ Future perfect (will have + past participle) and simple future (will + verb)

  ➔ "will have vacated" shows an action that will be **completed before** another future point.

• I am fully dressed.

  ➔ Passive construction with 'be' + past participle used as adjective

  ➔ "am dressed" is the **past participle** "dressed" describing the subject's state.

• You didn't see anything about the cushions.

  ➔ Past simple negative with auxiliary "did" + not

  ➔ "didn't" is the contracted form of "did not", used to make the past negative.

• I could get out of this but there's a chance you could get very, very hurt.

  ➔ Modal verb "could" for possibility; conditional with "but"

  ➔ "could" shows **potential ability** in the present or future.

• If we made reservations we could have unagi in about a half hour.

  ➔ Second conditional (past simple in if‑clause, would/could + base verb)

  ➔ "If we made..." is **unreal** in the present; "could have" expresses a possible result.

• I don't know whether it's because we're here or Rachel's given birth.

  ➔ Indirect question with "whether"; present perfect in subordinate clause

  ➔ "whether" introduces **two alternatives**; "has given" is present perfect showing a completed action with present relevance.

• You should not put your cigarette out on a tree.

  ➔ Modal verb of advice "should" + negative infinitive

  ➔ "should not" gives **strong advice** against an action.

• He said he would be ready.

  ➔ Reported speech with backshifting (will → would)

  ➔ "would" is the **past form** of "will" used after a reporting verb in the past.