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[English]

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hey hi hey oh what's the matter

well you know that psychic I see yeah

well she told me that I'm going to die

this week so I'm kind of bummed about

that what yeah and I know you guys don't

know a lot about psychic readings but

that one is pretty much the worst one

you can

get babbe that's crazy I can't believe

she would say that to you yeah you honey

you don't believe her do you I don't she

you know said that I'd have triplets but

she also said one of them would be black

oh just out of curiosity did she tell

you how you're going to go no cuz she

didn't tell me I was going to die till

the very end of the session and I was

not going to waste a whole other hour

there I mean I've only got a week left

you know I've really got to start living

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now hey hey phep you're still

alive how are you feeling oh so

exhausting waiting for

death oh by the way do you think

you phes what are you doing I Was

preparing you for my de didn't you think

I was dead did that not come

off oh yeah scared the hell out of me I

thought we'd lost you

forever pH do you want to lie down yeah

thanks and listen can you do me a favor

could you just um wake me up in a couple

hours you know if you can

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[Applause]

Hey Hey listen to this my reading was

wrong I'm not going to die really how do

you know because my psychic is

dead she must have read the cards wrong

oh I'm sorry better her than

me hey let's B cookies you can wear this

thanks

okay I'm setting the phone PH

down but I'm still

here just don't go anywhere I'm still

here don't don't switch or anything cuz

I'm I'm right here just one

sec one sec one second wait one second

just what Monica I'm

scared that's that's a sleeve okay and

we also have speaker phone please stay

on the line your call is in important to

us hey wait you got to hang up cuz we're

going to be late thank you for your

patience you're the next caller yes yes

I'm the next caller you're going to have

me hang

up

hey can you take a duck and a chick to

the

theater of course not okay I just wanted

them to hear it from somebody

else okay okay you here come here here

okay you're going to take this tray

you're going to stand on this yellow

Mark you're going to move on action

you're going to walk over to the

operating table you're going to stop on

that blue Mark you're going to put the

tray down don't walk too fast but don't

dawle okay now

what

and

action cut cut I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm

sorry I'm just a little nervous yeah

well don't be okay that

helps

and

action hey you know what don't worry

about it Fe usually takes me three takes

two all right

eight

action

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hey hey so what' he say uh well he can

be a little rough around the edges so

I'm going to replace a word he used a

lot with the word

puppy Okay so he said if your puppy

friend doesn't get her puppy act

together I am going to fire her mother

pupp y

ass I'm sorry I can't do this I'm just

not an actor that's right you're not

you're a nurse your nurse with Trey Joey

no no nurse with Trey doesn't know Joey

she doesn't have time for friends she

gets in that operating room and she

carries that tray to the doctor because

if she doesn't people die who

dies man with eye patch well you get in

there and you do your job yes doctor

okay okay let's try this one more time

hang in there man with ey patch your

tray is

coming

and

action yes I did it I nailed it w what's

next the rest of the

scene okay from the top people find the

waxine and linen strips to legum number

one did that

okay grasp one of the linen strips by

its easy grab Tab and pull it off in one

quick pain-free motion

okay is it not

painfree no it was painful oh my God

they should call it pain Zine now it's a

little

wax well the girls in the satin itis on

the commercial don't seem to think it's

that bad that's because their nerves are

probably deadened from being so stupid

but hey you know if you don't believe me

please be my

guest ow ow ow ow oh my God now aren't

you glad we didn't start with the bikini

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strips all right it's okay it's

okay we were just waxing our legs

off for your information this happens to

be a pain like no man will ever

experience yeah well I don't think you

can make that statement unless you've

been kicked in an area the God only

meant to be treated

nicely I think women just have a lower

threshold for pain than men that's all I

mean come on it's just a little

wax oh yeah come

here oh that's

mature okay f fine so now what I just

pull it off that's

right I have to tie my shoe so you go

ahead I'll catch up okay

okay come on that's not running let's

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go you guys I'm telling you when she

runs she looks like a cross between

Kermit the Frog and the $6 billion man

Monica had such a crush on him that she

used to kiss his poster every night

before she went to bed oh I used to do

that too did you also have his album

It's Not Easy Being

Green Oh

man so Phoebe runs weird huh yeah yeah

you know what and and I know she's going

to want to run again I just don't I

don't know how to get out of it I mean I

live with her why don't you just be

straight with her tell her the truth

you're right you're right I should just

tell her the truth hey hey hey F Monica

trip me I don't think I can ever run

again

ever why why would you do that I don't

know Rachel I'm I'm sorry that I hurt

your ankles ankle we'll

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see

oh yeah uhhuh it's me I saw you grab

your running shoes this morning and

sneak out you lied so you could run by

yourself no no Phoebe no I was no you

know what I was I was actually just

checking to see if I could run and I can

please Rachel I am not an idiot no wait

baby hey baby can I talk to you for a

second sure okay um

I phoei look I just wanted to say that

I'm sorry okay I handled the situation

horribly and and I should not have lied

to

you so what should you have done well I

I should have told you the truth uhhuh

which

is well you know the reason that I

didn't want to go running with you is

because um well you know the way that

you run is just a little

so well it's embarrassing people were

looking at us like we were crazy why do

you care because they're

people but people that you don't know

and will'll never see again yes but

still they are people with

eyes well I didn't get embarrassed

running next to

miss but oh okay no no I can see why

running with me would be embarrassing to

you yeah okay you're uptight what I I am

not

uptight I'm am not uptight

man that's okay Rachel I'm not judging

you that's just who you are me I'm more

free you know I run like I did when I

was a kid because that's the only way

it's fun you know I mean didn't you ever

run so fast you thought your legs were

going to fall off you know like when you

were like running towards the swings or

are running away from

Satan the neighbor's

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dog I'm so sorry you right this feels

great see and you don't care if people

are staring it's just for a second cuz

then you're gone yeah I mean it's

amazing I feel so free and So

Graceful hey look out for the

horse oh my God how did you get back

here BB

buet fire

alarm

oh hi officer fireman can can I help you

you found your fire alarm in the trash

shoot mhm that's not mine yes it is how

do you know the next time you want to

dump a fire alarm in the trash shoot

don't wrapping in a blanket that says

property of Phoebe buet not

Monica okay do you okay do you have a

search warrant because the last time I

checked this was still

America please reattach this it's

against the law to disconnect them fine

but please God tell me how to stop it

from going off just press the reset

button under the plastic cup there's a

reset button oh thank you thank you

there's a resep button my

God why didn't I see

that reset button reset button where's

our reset button oh here it is

oh

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you know what I'm thinking oh

okay

how it's been so long since you've had

sex you're wondering if they've changed

it no although now that's what I'm

thinking all right so what were you

thinking well I was thinking that you

gave the guy Such Great Haircuts I

thought maybe you'd like to do mine oh

no why not because I'm just I'm

incredibly anal and an unbelievable

control freak no you're not I know I'm

not but you are and I was trying to

spare your

feelings you know it's funny last time

Paula was here my ha was so much shorter

and cuter all right okay but but you

have to promise that you will not be all

like controlly and bossy and all you

know Monica about

it I promise all right let's see now

some of you are going to get cut and

some of you

aren't but I promise none of you will

feel a

thing

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all right that's it I Quit what I didn't

say anything yeah but this isn't the

face of a person who trusts a person

okay this is the face of a person who

you know doesn't trust a

person I'm sorry sorry Phoebe it's just

well just a little shorter than what we

had discussed would you relax I know

what I am doing this is how he wears

it how who wears it Dei

Mo Demi Moore is not a he well he was a

he in Arthur and in

Dan that's dudle more I said I wanted it

like demim more oh oh oh my god oh oh my

God oh my God I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm

sorry which one is demor she's the

actress there was in disclosure and

decent proposal ghost oh oh she's got

Gorgeous Hair

I how is

she it's too soon to

tell she's resting which is a good

sign how's the hair I'm not going to lie

to you Ross it doesn't look

good I put a clip on one side which

seems to have stopped the

curling well can we see you your hair

looks too good I think it would upset

her Ross why don't you come on in hi

again

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hi today we're going to start with some

songs about Barnyard

animals oh the cow in the M goes moo oh

the cow in the metal goes moo then the

farmer hits him on the head and grinds

him up and that's how we get hamburgers

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B

chicken don't you think you've had

enough to drink I'm just helping the

kids how is you drinking helping the

kids because the more I drink the less

there is for the kids to

drink hey R somebody got your shoes no

give

me

W oh my

God oh oh These are my rat

babies yeah we have rat babies

now you brought rats to my birthday

party so this is what a stroke feels

like I had to bring them we killed their

mother they're our responsibility now

you know they require constant care you

should know that Rachel you're a

mother are you comparing Maring my

daughter to a rat no seven

rats I think we should take them home we

need to feed them why why you're going

to leave my party to take care of a box

of rats well I'm sorry Rachel but I'm

not like you okay not everyone can

afford

help

holidays hello and merry Christmas oh

thank you sir here's some

Joy hey want to see how it's going it's

going okay oh good here let me help you

out oh thanks yeah

wow is that a new SED jacket it looks

really

expensive yeah I

guess just get your nails

done yes baby but this is all I have

okay okay thanks happy holidays here's

your joy thank

you thank you happy holidays and wait

you can't take the the money out I'm

making change I need change for the bus

but can't you leave the dollar this

money's for the poor I'm poor I got to

take the

bus okay season's greetings and

everything but still bite me

Blondie oh I'm going to give him

something besides Joy

just Bronte sisters were really

remarkable women for their time they

lived in a patriarchal society sorry I'm

late but I left

late okay

so PHS what is the book about I thought

you said you read it in high school well

yeah but then I remembered I started it

and then there was this pep rally and I

was I was on top of the pyramid but

anyway um what's the book about okay

it's this tragic love story between

Kathy and heathcliffe and um it takes

place on these like really creepy Moors

in England which I think represent the

wildness of heathcliff's character I

totally get

symbolism

how would you characterize the theme of

this book uh let's see Rachel

Green um well I would have to say that

it's a it's a tragic love story well

that's sort of a given but yes anyone

else oh oh oh

symbolism and uh the the uh wildness of

the Moors which I think is is mirrored

in the wildness of uh heathcliff's

character excellent what Rachel is

rudely observed

here you completely stole my answer what

honey that was pretty obvious well how

would you know you didn't even read

it what do you think uh you and the blue

shirt I think that um yours is a

question with many possible answers

would you care to venture one would you

care to venture

one are you just repeating what I'm

saying are you just repeating what I'm

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saying hi hey hey so what's the final

head count on my baby shower about 20 a

couple people from work who had

something else to do also both of your

sister's called and neither can make it

what you mean they're not coming to a

social event where there's no men and no

booth that's

shocking well I don't care as long as my

mom's here oh my God your mother what my

mom's not going to be here well given

that we forgot to invite her it would be

an awfully big coincidence if she

was my god well if it wasn't my fault

Phoebe was in charge of the invitations

well I don't I don't have a mother so

often I forget that other people give it

her

rest so my mother is not coming to my

baby shower

no neither is

mine you know what don't worry okay

we'll take care of it we'll call her you

just go home and get ready please make

sure she comes it's really important to

me I mean it's my mom I know I know

what's her number I don't

know go I have my book

go wait a minute if you're in charge of

the invitations why am I the one who has

a call her hello Mrs Green hi uh it's

Monica Geller oh hello Monica hi um I

know this is last minute but we we've

decided to throw an impromptu baby

shower for rachal today I know my

daughters told me about it when they

received their impromptu invitations a

month

ago I'm sorry I'm I'm so sorry for what

dear for not inviting me or for lying

about

it oh my God my ass is

sweating please please can you come it's

it's today at

4:00 well all right I'll see you at 4:00

thank

you isn't it at 3:00 son of a he

Hi listen can we watch cartoons on your

television we need a porn break we spent

the last two hours watching in and out

and in

again so why don't you just turn it off

because then we'd be the guys who turned

off free

porn oh good you're here hi hi what you

got here oh this well I'm glad you

asked now don't you hate it when you

have to cut a tin can with an ordinary

steak

Knife now I know what you're thinking

pregnant woman slays

four bab they didn't make you pay for

those knives did they no are you sure no

no honey you're not going to make enough

money to help Frank and Alice just by

selling knives no no I know that but I

just need to make enough money for the

second part of my plan what's the second

part of your plan my Saturn

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
psychic /ˈsaɪkɪk/ B2	noun - a person who claims to have paranormal abilities adjective - relating to paranormal or extra‑sensory perception
reading /ˈɹiːdɪŋ/ B1	noun - interpretation of signs or symbols, especially in a fortune‑telling context
session /ˈsɛʃən/ B2	noun - a period of time devoted to a particular activity
exhausting /ɪɡˈzɔːstɪŋ/ C1	adjective - causing great fatigue; very tiring
nurse /nɜːrs/ B1	noun - a health‑care professional who cares for the sick
operating /ˈɒpəreɪtɪŋ/ B2	verb (present participle) - running or functioning; in a medical context, performing surgery
tray /treɪ/ B1	noun - a flat receptacle for carrying items
mark /mɑːrk/ A2	noun - a visible sign or spot indicating a position
action /ˈækʃən/ B1	noun - the process of doing something; a scene in a film or play
pain /peɪn/ A2	noun - physical suffering or discomfort
threshold /ˈθreːʃhoʊld/ C1	noun - the point at which something begins to be felt or experienced
wax /wæks/ B2	noun - a soft, pliable substance used for shaping or coating, e.g., for hair removal
bummed /bʌmd/ B2	adjective (informal) - feeling disappointed or downcast
crazy /ˈkreɪzi/ B1	adjective - wildly foolish or mentally unstable; also used informally for excitement
alive /əˈlaɪv/ A2	adjective - living; not dead
control /kənˈtɹəʊl/ B1	noun - the power to direct or manage something
freak /friːk/ B2	noun (informal) - a person who is unusually odd or enthusiastic about something

Key Grammar Structures

• well you know that psychic I see yeah

  ➔ Use of 'that' as a relative pronoun introducing a restrictive clause.

  ➔ The sentence uses 'that' to specify *which* psychic is being referred to. The clause 'that psychic I see' is essential to understanding the sentence's meaning. The 'yeah' is a discourse marker, showing agreement or continuation.

• well she told me that I'm going to die this week so I'm kind of bummed about that

  ➔ Indirect speech ('she told me that...') and use of 'kind of' as a degree adverb.

  ➔ The sentence reports what the psychic said ('I'm going to die') using indirect speech. 'kind of' softens the statement 'bummed', making it less direct. 'that' refers back to the news of impending death.

• you don't believe her do you

  ➔ Tag question ('do you') used for confirmation.

  ➔ This is a tag question, where 'do you' is added to the end of the statement to invite the listener to agree or disagree. It expects a 'yes' or 'no' answer.

• she also said that one of them would be black

  ➔ Use of 'would' to express a conditional or future in the past (reported speech).

  ➔ Because this is reported speech, the future tense 'will' changes to 'would'. The sentence reports what the psychic predicted about the triplets.