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hey you guys check it out check it out

guess what job I just

got I don't know but Donald Trump wants

his blue blazer

black what blue blazer back he he wants

it

back you said black why would he want

his blue blazer

black well you you you know what I meant

no you messed it up

you're

stupid Hey new wallet huh uh yeah it was

time the old condom ring in the leather

just doesn't say cool anymore you

know Rachel you just put an empty carton

back in the fridge oh yeah I know but

the garbage was

full have you ever taken out the

trash well I uh thought you liked doing

it third door on the left

right oh hey Mr Trigger he

what are you doing um oh

oh sorry it's a little old

but look you're clogging up the shoot I

just spent a half hour on

clogging I'm sorry I didn't I don't come

in here a lot oh yeah of course you

don't cuz you're a little

princess Daddy buy me a pizza Daddy buy

me a candy factory Daddy make the cast

of cats sing Happy Birthday to

me what you think you can just come in

here make a mess a big man in the cover

Ralls or come and clean it up huh well

why don't you think of someone else for

a

change okay I'm

sorry God you're going to cry about it

I'm quitting I just helped an

81-year-old woman put on a thong and she

didn't even buy

it I'm telling you I'm quitting that's

it I'm talking to my boss right now yes

I am yes I am yes I am yes I am yes I am

yes I am okay bye call me when you get

this

message oh Mr walam I uh really need to

talk to you in a moment please I'm in

the middle of a task and you have a

customer hi hi I'm Joshua hi I'm I'm

Rachel Green what could I do for you

Joshua well uh I need a whole new

wardrobe my wife well my exwife oh I'm

so

sorry anyway she burned all of my

clothes so I got away with two things

this suit and were turned out to be a uh

skirt well at least that's a great suit

yeah but it wasn't much fun dropping off

the dry cleaners in the skirt

so I need everything down to underwear

so if you're willing I'm uh I'm all

yours

okay Rachel you needed to speak to me no

no that wasn't

me well we should get started let me

show you my

underwear the selection of underwear

that we

carry oh I'm sorry it's this way it's

this way it's this way yeah sorry

would you like to go to a basketball

game

with you know it's funny basketball

because I happen to have tickets to

the

um who likes the

Nick what do you think oh well as a

single woman who is

available I think you look great huh H

yep oh yeah you look

great oh yeah yeah this looks

great um so you like it I do I do I love

it in fact I I think I'm going to wear

it home great all right well thank you

so much for all your help sure well I

guess uh I guess this is

it thanks maybe I'll see you in the

spring you know with the uh for the

bathing suits well you don't want to do

that

now that's okay I anyway hopefully I'll

see you around sometime

basketball sorry I uh I have two tickets

to the Knicks game tonight if you're

interested just as a thank you for this

week wow that would be great really yeah

that would be fantastic my my nephew is

crazy about the Nicks

this is fantastic thank you so much

Rachel good morning

hi okay for next time what do you say I

have an extra ticket an extra ticket not

two tickets I have an extra

ticket so the first time you asked a guy

out he he turned you

down he didn't turn me down he's at the

game isn't he I got the date I'm just

not on it I can't believe I'm getting my

nails done and you said it was going to

be

fun which it kind of

is also you said there were going to be

other guys here there are no other guys

here jayer there's a guy right over

there that's a

mailman that's our

mailman hi

don't worry this doesn't make you any

less of a

guy that

does what am I sitting

on I'd hate to think what this woman was

scratching when this broke

off hey you know uh who used to have

nails like that no oh my

God so nice thank you for doing this oh

please cooking soothes me

so digging right oh it all looks so

good oh my god oh I know my God this is

so this rice is I so

good behind

you oh yeah sorry they used to live here

and sometimes I migrate back

over is there uh is there some way that

they could uh not be here it's just that

uh Farm Birds really kind of freak me

out okay

okay here we go here we

go there you

go hey how'd you do that

all G so Farm Birds huh yeah it's it's

my only weird thing I swear and I I

would have told you about it but I

didn't know that they would be

here so all

right

okay so can I serve you a little of what

what's what nothing I uh it's just that

I know that they're still out there

they're across the hall I mean that's

two doors away it's going to take them a

long time to Peck their way back over

here that's that's not

funny okay you know would you feel

better if we went someplace else I mean

we could pack all this stuff up and you

know go to your apartment oh they're

working on it this week it's a total

mess but uh I'm staying at my parents

house we could go there your parents

yeah they're out of town oh

yeah it's a huge place and and it's got

this gorgeous view of the park it'd be

very very romantic what do you say yeah

that

works yeah they can smell the

fear

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morning

sunsh the SK is clear the morning

the

morning you have to do that it's

Saturday oh come on morning's here

morning

here morning's here Sunshine is

here I hate this

apartment I hate the color of these

walls I hate the fact that this place

still smells like

bird hate that singing guy are you

kidding I love that

guy morning's here morning is here stop

it I will kill

you

morning

here the morning's

here Sunshine is here

the sky clear the

morning hey you're back hey get into

gear breakfast is near the dark of night

has

disappeared I'll see you tomorrow

morning

okay so much is happening I know Ross is

getting married Phoebe's making

people everybody's doing stuff yeah we

just sit here I mean if I died the only

way people would even know that I was

here would be by the as print on this

chair look we have to do something okay

something

huge we could climb Mount

Everest no no not something stupid

something huge no no no no no I saw an

ad for this video people climb that

thing every day we could totally do that

why not I mean it's just it's just

climbing it's just it's just

steep we're going to Everest okay be

nice to leave an ass print on

Everest hey hey what what's up we're

going to climb Mount Everest yeah baby

really I looked into that yeah but I

mean it cost like $60,000 and you know

you could die and and you would

die oh

well we could get that ever video though

yeah we could do that without you know

risking our lives at

all and while we're down at the video

store you know what else we can could

rent die

hard but you know what I just remembered

that Everest thing is only available

through mail order oh well so you guys

will stay here and hang out with me yeah

yeah but I'll tell you something one of

these days we're going to get off our

butts and rent die hard again yeah we

are we are oh my God you still have the

chipper the what that's what we used to

call your uh your motorcycle in high

school

you know what a motorcycle is a chopper

and you're

chip never

mind I think it's

cute wow Lipper from the

chipper so you still in touch with

anyone from high school um there's

Rachel and um that's it how about you oh

yeah I still hang with Simmons and zna

and and that's see spinler a lot and

aine Kelly and I run into Goldie from

time to time stick Brown zov Maguire JT

Beardsley is that all ah you know After

High School you just kind of lose

touch oh yeah I ran into Richard Dorfman

oh how is he not so good me and Simmons

gave him a

wedgie isn't he an architect now yeah

they still wear

underwear weird what your nails oh I

know I never wear fake ones I just did

it so my mom wouldn't give me grief

about biting them oh no I meant it's

weird that you only have nine

now oh my

God wait a minute I had him when I put

oh my God it's in the

kiche oh my God okay don't panic I'm

going to go to the store I'm going to

get you another set of nails no one's

going to know and you're going to look

great oh

oh it's cuz they're going to eat that's

the

problem honey don't bite your

nails okay uh please don't freak out um

but uh there's a blue fingernail in in

one of the kich cups and there's no way

to know which

one and whoever finds it wins the

prize I make you take an oath no I made

myself take one yeah no fooling around

with clients and um always be

prepared yeah that one's actually from

the Boy Scouts but it just makes good

sense why don't you just give them to

somebody else no I can handle it no I'm

a

professional oh fibes is that a new

ankle

bracelet wellow and you got a pedicure

your feet are all dressed

up because that's the only part of you

he can see when he's on the table

you're going to do some feet

flirting I don't know what you're

talking

about then how do you explain the tow

ring because it's Arabian princess day

at work okay leave me alone I don't

think you heard me are you ready to

party

no Gandalf Gandalf is Coming to Town

Kathy's with her parents I have nothing

to do so tomorrow we are partying with

elf dude dude we are so going to

party wow okay dude

alert and who is this guy Mike Gandalf

ganderson only like the funnest guy in

the world I'm going to call and get off

work tomorrow oh I'm going to call after

you this is going to be so cool dude we

never party

any all right were you guys smoking

something in the back of our van

really and what do you mean we never

have fun anymore you have fun with me

remember the time we saw those strippers

then you paid me 50 bucks to eat that

book Joey you are going to love this guy

Gandalf is like the party wizard well

why do you call him Gandalf Gandalf the

wizard hello didn't you read Lord of the

Rings in high

school no I had sex in high school I'm

so so sorry I was going to do do it

really but then I was standing there

with

$327 in one hand and $238 in the other

hand and I was thinking wow it's been a

long time since I

had $327 plus

$238 Joey we had a deal that that's why

you're here I've got to fire you and

I've got to pay

rent look how how about this you don't

fire me instead I stay here I gain their

trust and and then they'll start

listening to all the nice things I've

been saying about

you what kind of things you've been

saying well nothing yet they really hate

you and I want to fit in hey hey sorry

I'm late did I miss anything well Joey

stuffing 15 Oreos in his

mouth 15 your personal

best so where were you oh on a date yeah

I met this girl on the train going to a

Museum upstate oh

yeah no answer

his okay it was just me and her at the

back of the train and I sat near the

door so she'd have to pass by me if she

wanted to like switch cars she was

totally at my Mercy were you so late

because you were burying this

woman no I'm getting back now because

she lives in pypy she seems really great

but she's like 2 and 1 half hours away

how can she be great if she's from pipy

okay that joke would have killed an

Albany done I did it huh who's stupid

now

huh hey hi listen can we watch cartoons

on your television we need a porn break

we spent the last two hours watching in

and out and in

again so why don't you just turn it off

because then we'd be the guys who turned

off free

porn oh good you're here hi hi what you

got here oh this well I'm glad you

asked now don't you hate it when you

have to cut a tin can with an ordinary

steak

Knife now I know what you're thinking

pregnant woman slays

Four B they didn't make you pay for

those knives did they no are you sure no

honey you're not going to make enough

money to help Frank and Alice just by

selling knives no no I know that but I

just need to make enough money for the

second part of my plan what's the second

part of your plan my Saturn dealership

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Key Grammar Structures

• Donald Trump wants his blue blazer.

  ➔ present simple

  ➔ The verb **"wants"** is in the present simple, which we use for facts, habits or general truths.

• I'm quitting.

  ➔ present continuous

  ➔ The form **"am quitting"** is present continuous, which expresses an action happening now or a decision made at the moment of speaking.

• If you're willing, I'm all yours.

  ➔ first conditional (if + present, will)

  ➔ The clause **"If you're willing"** uses the present simple in the if‑part, which is typical for the first conditional that talks about real possibilities in the future.

• I could rent Die Hard again.

  ➔ modal verb "could" for suggestion

  ➔ The modal **"could"** expresses a polite suggestion or possibility: **"could rent"** means "it would be possible to rent".

• We could climb Mount Everest.

  ➔ modal verb "could" for suggestion

  ➔ Here **"could"** is used to propose an idea: **"could climb"** means "it is possible for us to climb".

• I think I'm going to wear it home.

  ➔ "be going to" future for intention

  ➔ The structure **"am going to wear"** uses **"be going to"** to talk about a planned future action.

• I have an extra ticket.

  ➔ present simple

  ➔ The verb **"have"** is in the present simple, which is used to state possession or facts.

• I didn't come in here a lot.

  ➔ past simple (negative)

  ➔ The verb phrase **"didn't come"** is the past simple negative, used for actions that did not happen in the past.

• Let's go to the basketball game.

  ➔ imperative with "let's"

  ➔ The phrase **"Let's go"** is an inclusive imperative, inviting the speaker and the listener(s) to do something together.