– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

hey hey hi thank you

[Music]

what are we gonna talk about what you

guys did last night or

it's nice

Ross invited us all to watch

great we were gonna miss our friends

getting married

you did

what what

hello we didn't get married getting

married

laughs

wait wait wait I remember being in the

chapel they would not let us get married

when we were that drunk we let you get

married when you're drunk

most people get married in Vegas are

drunk

and I'm drunk right now

I can't have a mimosa with breakfast I'm

on vacation

you guys gonna do oh I guess we just

find a divorce lawyer oh well I think I

think

Ross already has one

now this one's free right because you

paid for the first two so you get the

third one for free

laugh it up but the joke's on you

because we don't need to get divorced

okay we're just gonna get an annulment

an annulment Ross I don't think surgery

is the answer here

oh oh that's your thing

what

you know that you're the guy who gets

divorced

that's not my thing

I do not love getting divorced

her third divorce God you love divorce

so much I'm probably gonna marry it and

then

then it won't work out so you're gonna

have to divorce it divorcing guy

I'm so drunk

keep going we are phasing the accent out

phasing it out

so without retesting their results in

the laboratory

the team would never have identified

the initial errors in their carbon

dating a nail as well

were there any questions at this point

yes what's happening to your accent

come again what's what's this nonsense

all right I'm I'm not English

I'm from Long Island

I was really nervous and the accent just

just came out

I'm sorry

so if we could just get back to the

lecture

um

were there any questions

about paleontology

okay

I'm gonna be moving out so you are going

to be in charge of paying the rent right

and what does that do first of the month

that's every month

no just the months you actually want to

live here

okay here's the phone bill

oh my God

that's our phone number

now look I know I kind of sprung this

whole me moving out on you things so why

don't I just I just cover you for a

while no no no way Joey Tribbiani does

not take charity

anymore

it's not charity Joe I don't know forget

it okay I mean thanks but I'm done

taking money from you all right I could

take care of myself now what's next look

okay uh here's the electric bill this is

how much we pay for electric well yeah

so we'll do the rest of the bills later

then

I rarely connect with someone this much

on the first date

me neither

I've had a really good time too you know

are you gonna eat that bread

all right I just like the smell

you make me laugh

would you like to move over to the couch

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maybe I'll just turn down the lights a

little

how about all the way okay

wow cool poster or should I say groovy

poster

so uh

where were we

are those your teeth

oh

you can see them huh

they're insanely white yeah

I did that for you

what's the matter with me you've got a

black light it's 19.99.

things I learned while working at the

coffee house

um

first of all the customer is always

right a smile goes a long way

and if anyone is ever rude to you sneeze

muffin

thanks rage

hey you guys are terrific

how about clearing out of here so I can

get some new customers huh it's all

about turnover

basically can I get my call

sorry Ross I'll get it for you right now

and since I made you wait I'll toss in a

free muffin

I know let's rest and drink lots of

fluids

but you know if I'm going to bed

you're coming

that would be impossible to resist if

you weren't all

drippy here

are you saying that you don't want to

get with this

[Laughter]

yeah I don't think you should say that

even when you're healthy

take this personally okay it's just that

I just can't have sex with a sick person

with you Chandler have

I mean I'm not sick let me prove it to

you

we are two healthy people but the bribe

of life

see that's the thing I would like to

stay in the proud of my life this is my

favorite part yeah me too

you know what's sadder than this Bambi

I cried for three days with that movie

no wait two because on the third day my

mother killed herself so I was partly

crying for that

see now that I can see crying over but

Bambi is a cartoon you can cry when

Bambi's mother died yes it was very sad

when the guy stopped drawing the deer

foreign

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
married /ˈmærid/ B1	adjective - having a legal spouse verb - to enter into marriage
divorce /dɪˈvɔːrs/ B2	noun - the legal dissolution of a marriage verb - to end a marriage legally
annulment /əˈnʌlmənt/ C1	noun - a legal declaration that a marriage is null and void
drunk /drʌŋk/ A2	adjective - intoxicated by alcohol
vacation /veɪˈkeɪʃən/ A2	noun - a period of time spent away from home or work for rest or travel
mimosa /mɪˈmoʊzə/ C1	noun - a cocktail made of champagne and chilled orange juice
lecture /ˈlɛktʃər/ B2	noun - an educational talk to a group, especially in a university setting
paleontology /ˌpeɪliɒnˈtɒlədʒi/ C1	noun - the scientific study of fossils
rent /rɛnt/ A2	noun - payment made periodically by a tenant to a landlord for the use of land or property verb - to pay for the use of property
electric /ɪˈlɛktrɪk/ B1	adjective - relating to electricity or powered by electricity
turnover /ˈtɜːrnˌoʊvər/ B2	noun - the total sales made by a business in a given period
customer /ˈkʌstəmər/ A2	noun - a person who buys goods or services from a store or business
muffin /ˈmʌfɪn/ A2	noun - a small, sweet quick‑bread cake, often with a topping or mix‑in
fluids /ˈfluːɪdz/ B2	noun (plural) - liquids that can flow, especially those taken into the body to stay hydrated
healthy /ˈhɛlθi/ A2	adjective - in good physical or mental condition
bribe /braɪb/ B2	noun - something given or promised in order to induce a person to act in one's favor verb - to give a bribe to
cartoon /kɑːrˈtuːn/ A2	noun - a simple drawn picture or animation that tells a story or makes a point
accent /ˈækˌsɛnt/ B1	noun - a distinctive way of pronouncing a language, often associated with a particular region
laboratory /ˈlæb(ə)rətɔːri/ B2	noun - a room or building equipped for scientific experiments, research, or testing
carbon /ˈkɑːrbən/ B2	noun - a chemical element (symbol C) that is the basis of organic life and is found in many compounds

Key Grammar Structures

• I can"t have a mimosa with breakfast.

  ➔ Modal verb (negative) 'cannot'

  ➔ The modal verb "can't" (cannot) is used to express inability or prohibition.

• We"re just gonna get an annulment.

  ➔ Going‑to future (informal) with "gonna"

  ➔ The phrase "gonna" is an informal contraction of "going to" and shows a future intention.

• I don"t think surgery is the answer here.

  ➔ Verb + that‑clause (that omitted)

  ➔ After the verb "think" a **that‑clause** is understood; the word "that" is omitted in casual speech.

• I"m not English, I"m from Long Island.

  ➔ Negative copular construction

  ➔ "Not" follows the verb "am" to make the statement negative: **I’m not English**.

• I was really nervous and the accent just came out.

  ➔ Past simple with adverb "just" + phrasal verb

  ➔ "Just" emphasizes that the action happened suddenly: **came out**.

• I could take care of myself now.

  ➔ Modal verb "could" for possibility

  ➔ "Could" expresses that the speaker believes they are able to do something: **take care**.

• What are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night?

  ➔ Present continuous question with "be" + –ing

  ➔ "Are" + "talking" forms the present continuous, used here to ask about a planned discussion.

• When we were that drunk we let you get married.

  ➔ Causative verb "let" + infinitive

  ➔ "Let" is a causative verb meaning "allow"; it is followed directly by the infinitive **get**.

• maybe I"ll just turn down the lights a little.

  ➔ Future simple with "will"

  ➔ "I'll" (I will) expresses a voluntary decision made at the moment of speaking: **turn down**.