Deep, listen. Ross wants to kiss you at
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midnight.
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00:03
>> So obvious. Why doesn't he just ask?
00:03
00:07
>> Ra. Ra, listen. I'm going to kiss you at
00:07
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midnight.
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>> What?
00:09
00:09
>> Well, everyone's got to kiss someone.
00:09
00:11
Can't kiss Ross. You got the history.
00:11
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>> So
00:12
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>> So who would you rather have kissing
00:13
00:14
you? Me or Chandler?
00:14
00:15
>> Oh, good point.
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>> Yeah.
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>> 3 2 1 Happy New Year.
00:17
00:28
>> Happy New Year. Happy new year.
00:28
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>> Happy new year. Thieves.
00:30
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>> You, too. Happy New Year, Joey.
00:31
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>> So, that do anything for you?
00:34
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>> Ross and he said that you were looking
00:37
00:38
for a new place.
00:38
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>> Oh, yeah. Hopefully across the street.
00:39
00:42
If certain Dutch people would just let
00:42
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go.
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00:47
>> I was kind of hoping you'd stay.
00:47
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>> But Joey, I have to go. There's no room
00:50
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for a baby here.
00:52
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>> No room? It's a baby. It's like this
00:54
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big.
00:57
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You know, you could you could put it
00:58
01:00
over here.
01:00
01:03
Or or we could put it right here. Oh,
01:03
01:05
it's cute, right? Or or we could put it
01:05
01:07
over here. You wouldn't even notice it.
01:07
01:10
Where's the baby? Oh, please.
01:10
01:14
>> Hey, it's not just a matter of where you
01:14
01:17
put it. I mean, a baby changes
01:17
01:19
everything. They cry all the time. I
01:19
01:21
mean, imagine bringing home some girl
01:21
01:23
and trying to score when there's a
01:23
01:25
screaming baby around. I could use a
01:25
01:27
challenge. It's getting pretty easy.
01:27
01:31
>> It's so sweet that you want me to stay,
01:31
01:33
but I I can't do that to you. I mean, it
01:33
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would disrupt your entire life.
01:34
01:38
I
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01:38
>> just
01:38
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I love living with you so much. I just I
01:40
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wish things didn't have to change.
01:44
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>> I know.
01:46
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>> You know, I blame Ross for this.
01:48
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>> I do too a little bit.
01:52
01:55
I'm going to miss you.
01:55
01:57
You're the hottest roommate I ever had.
01:58
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>> Sorry, honey. I'm just having a having a
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rough day.
02:01
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>> Oh, what's wrong?
02:02
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>> Oh, you really you really just don't
02:03
02:05
want to hear about it.
02:05
02:06
>> Then why did I ask?
02:06
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>> Okay. It's just This is really
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02:09
embarrassing. But lately with this whole
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02:11
pregnancy thing, I'm just finding
02:12
02:14
myself,
02:14
02:16
how do I put this? Um,
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02:20
erotically charged.
02:20
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Is that college talk for horny?
02:23
02:27
>> Yeah. So, you know, I have all of these
02:27
02:30
feelings and I don't know what to do
02:30
02:32
about them because I can't date like a
02:32
02:34
normal person, which is fine because I
02:34
02:35
don't need a relationship. I mean, all I
02:35
02:37
really want is one great night, just
02:37
02:40
sex, you know, no strings attached, no
02:40
02:43
relationship, just with someone that I
02:43
02:45
feel comfortable with and who knows what
02:45
02:47
he's doing for just one great night. I
02:47
02:51
mean, was that really so hard
02:51
02:55
to find?
02:55
03:03
>> So, how how was your day?
03:03
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>> Good. I uh I saw a pretty big pigeon.
03:05
03:14
>> Well, I got to get up early and it's
03:14
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almost 7:00. So,
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>> I got I got to throw it in my room, too.
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>> Good night. Good night.
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>> I CAN'T DO IT.
03:25
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>> I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO DO IT.
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>> You're Rachel.
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>> YOU'RE JOEY.
03:28
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>> YOU'RE MY FRIEND. IT'S
03:29
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>> RIGHT BACK AT YOU.
03:30
03:32
>> PLUS, it would be wrong and weird and
03:32
03:34
and and and bad.
03:34
03:35
>> It's so bad. I don't even know what
03:35
03:37
you're talking about because I didn't
03:37
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ask you to do anything.
03:38
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>> I know.
03:39
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You want to do it?
03:50
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>> No.
03:51
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>> Me neither. I'M JUST TESTING YOU.
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>> HEY. WELL, THAT'S THE END OF THIS
03:54
03:55
CONVERSATION.
03:55
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>> THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED.
03:56
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>> NEVER HAPPENED.
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>> GOOD NIGHT.
03:59
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>> Get back in there.
04:07
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>> Okay. All right. So, now you go.
04:08
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>> No, I don't want to tell you.
04:10
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>> Why not?
04:12
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>> Cuz it's embarrassing. More embarrassing
04:12
04:15
than shiny raspberry lip balm.
04:15
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>> I didn't say raspberry before, did I?
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Just just tell me, Rick. Just tell me.
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>> Okay. All right. Stand up.
04:25
04:31
Well, when we're at the door, I lightly
04:31
04:35
press my lips against his
04:35
04:39
and then move into his body just for a
04:39
04:41
second.
04:41
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And then I make this sound.
04:43
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Okay. I know it doesn't sound like
04:51
04:52
anything, but I swear it works.
04:52
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>> Yeah. Well, yeah, that would work. Yeah.
04:54
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>> All right. I got to go to bed. Honey, I
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had such a wonderful time.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Me, too.
05:10
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Oh god. Thank god you're home. I'm
05:18
05:21
watching Kujo
05:21
05:22
>> alone.
05:22
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>> Yes. What is wrong with this dog?
05:23
05:27
>> Hey, did you get to the part where
05:27
05:28
they're trapped in the car and Kujo's
05:28
05:30
throwing himself at the windshield?
05:30
05:31
>> No. No. Seriously, what's wrong with the
05:31
05:33
dog?
05:34
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>> Wait a minute. What are you doing home
05:36
05:37
so early? What happened to your date?
05:37
05:38
>> Oh, uh, didn't work out. Well, you want
05:38
05:41
to watch the rest of the movie with me?
05:41
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>> Oh. Uh, okay. Yeah.
05:43
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>> You know, I never thought I would ever
05:46
05:47
say this about a movie, but I really
05:47
05:49
hope this dog dies.
05:49
05:53
>> What are you doing over there? Come sit
05:53
05:55
here. You protect me.
05:55
05:56
>> Oh, sure. Yeah, why not?
05:56
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>> Okay.
06:04
06:09
Okay. That's him. That's him. That's
06:10
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Kujo. That's Kujo.
06:11
06:11
>> All right. I know. I know.
06:11
06:15
It's going to be okay.
06:15
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>> Oh my god. What's he going to do? No, I
06:17
06:20
can't watch.
06:20
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>> Oh, seriously? How can you watch this?
06:24
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Aren't you scared?
06:26
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>> Terrified.
06:32
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>> Happy Valentine's Day.
06:34
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>> Oh, you two.
06:35
06:36
>> Hey. So, uh, how's it going living over
06:36
06:38
at Ross'? It's good except he makes us
06:38
06:40
watch the Discovery Channel all day
06:40
06:43
long.
06:43
06:44
>> Did you know that something really
06:44
06:46
boring happened to someone really ugly
06:46
06:48
in the Middle Ages?
06:48
06:51
>> Oh, thank you. I'll see you guys later.
06:51
06:52
>> Okay. Bye.
06:52
06:53
>> Bye.
06:53
06:58
>> One lucky to go cup of coffee.
06:58
07:02
>> Honey, I wish you would get over her. I
07:02
07:05
hate seeing you like this. Is there
07:05
07:07
anything I can do for you? Do you want
07:07
07:09
to look down my top?
07:09
07:12
>> Thanks. Maybe later.
07:12
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>> Oh, Gunther, could I get a scone?
07:15
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>> Do you want anything?
07:17
07:18
>> You know what I want? I want a lot of
07:18
07:20
things. I want to be with the woman I
07:20
07:22
love on Valentine's Day. And I want her
07:22
07:24
to love me back. And I want just one
07:24
07:27
moment of relief from the gutwrenching
07:27
07:29
pain and knowing that that's never going
07:29
07:30
to happen.
07:30
07:32
>> We have red bagels.
07:32
07:37
Okay.
07:37
07:41
>> Hey,
07:41
07:42
>> look. I know you've been really
07:42
07:44
depressed lately, so I've brought
07:44
07:45
someone over to cheer you up. Right
07:46
07:47
outside this door is a real live furry
07:47
07:50
playmate.
07:50
07:50
>> Oh, no. I'm not sleeping with your
07:50
07:52
friend Jane again.
07:52
07:58
>> Hey, a dog. Oh, hi. Who you got to admit
07:58
08:02
looks a lot like Jane.
08:02
08:05
This is the happiest dog in the world. I
08:05
08:08
borrowed him from my friend Wendy. So
08:08
08:10
you can keep him till he cheers you up.
08:10
08:12
And he will cheer you up.
08:12
08:13
>> Thanks so much, Feb. We are going to
08:13
08:15
have so much fun. Yes, we are. Oh, not
08:15
08:18
that kind of fun.
08:18
08:19
>> You like Rachel?
08:19
08:22
>> Yes, I like Rachel.
08:22
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>> Rachel.
08:33
08:35
Yeah. Okay. But uh Hey, you know you
08:35
08:38
know who else I like? You. And and it
08:38
08:41
doesn't get said enough. I like you,
08:41
08:43
Ross.
08:43
08:46
>> Ra Rachel. Rachel.
08:46
08:47
>> Yeah. It's not a big deal.
08:47
08:49
>> It's not a big deal. Oh, I'm sorry. I
08:49
08:51
just um
08:51
08:54
What about all the stuff you you just
08:54
08:56
said? I mean, how about like you can't
08:56
08:58
stop thinking about her? Like how you
08:58
09:00
can't sleep? I'm an actor, you know, as
09:00
09:03
as a group, we tend to be over dramatic.
09:03
09:08
>> Rachel, who's carrying my baby? Rachel.
09:08
09:11
>> Look, no, I I know it's bad and I know
09:11
09:13
it's wrong, okay? But but it's not it's
09:13
09:16
not like anything's ever going to
09:16
09:17
happen. You know, these these are just
09:17
09:19
feelings. They're going to go away.
09:19
09:21
>> You know, I I got to go. Oh,
09:22
09:24
>> come on, Ross. Hey, Ross. I just, you
09:24
09:26
know, I just have one, RACHEL.
09:26
09:41
RACHEL,
09:41
09:43
>> you're in love with her?
09:43
09:45
>> I thought you knew that.
09:45
09:46
>> Um, no.
09:46
09:48
>> Well,
09:48
09:50
hey, look, if it helps, I don't want to
09:50
09:52
feel this way. Honest. I just keep
09:52
09:55
thinking I'll get over this, you know,
09:55
09:58
but I just it just keeps getting harder
09:58
10:01
and I
10:01
10:04
don't I don't know what to do, you know?
10:04
10:07
I don't What do I do?
10:07
10:11
>> You need to find out where she is
10:11
10:13
because if she's not where you are, then
10:13
10:15
you can start to move past this. But
10:15
10:17
what if uh and I'm not saying she will
10:17
10:19
be, but
10:19
10:20
>> if she is where you are, then uh
10:20
10:26
>> then my feeling weird about it shouldn't
10:26
10:28
stand in the way.
10:28
10:31
>> Are you sure?
10:31
10:32
>> Yeah.
10:32
10:35
Look, if if she's going to end up with
10:35
10:36
somebody else, truth is she couldn't
10:36
10:39
find a better guy. So
10:39
10:42
>> Okay. Thanks.
10:42
10:45
So, when do you think you're going to
10:45
10:47
talk to her?
10:47
10:48
>> Oh my god, I have to tell her.
10:48
10:52
>> I mean, thought about what I would say.
10:52
10:54
What should I say?
10:54
10:55
>> I'm understanding, but let's not get
10:55
10:57
carried away.
10:57
10:58
>> I
10:58
11:04
think I'm falling in love with you,
11:04
11:06
>> Joey. Joey, I love you so much.
11:06
11:11
>> But,
11:11
11:12
>> but
11:12
11:14
Joey,
11:14
11:16
>> right? Hey, that's um that's okay. It's
11:16
11:19
fine. It's uh
11:20
11:23
pretty much what I was expecting, you
11:23
11:25
know. So, uh it's no big deal. All
11:25
11:29
right.
11:29
11:33
I think I'm going to go.
11:33
11:34
>> No. No. Joey, please don't. Please don't
11:34
11:36
leave like this. No. Come on. You cannot
11:36
11:38
do this to a pregnant woman.
11:38
11:42
start to happy. You can't do that, Rich,
11:42
11:44
cuz then you're going to make me do.
11:44
11:47
>> Oh, we go.
11:47
11:52
Can I
11:52
11:59
>> You know, I was only kidding.
11:59
12:02
>> Oh my god, that's Charlie.
12:02
12:04
>> She's cheating on Joey with Ross.
12:04
12:06
>> Oh, that tart floozy giant.
12:06
12:13
I'm not sure about this.
12:13
12:14
>> Yeah, you're you're right. This is none
12:14
12:16
of our business.
12:16
12:17
>> No, I'm not sure that is the best way to
12:17
12:18
hear everything. SOMEONE GET ME A GLASS.
12:18
12:21
>> I'M NOT GOING TO DO THIS. OKAY. I'm not
12:21
12:23
going to eaves drop on my friend.
12:23
12:25
>> Oh, I love Barbados.
12:25
12:34
>> I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm
12:34
12:36
kissing Rachel.
12:36
12:39
>> I know. I'm her.
12:39
12:43
>> Rachel and Joey. It's Rachel AND JOEY.
12:43
12:45
WHAT? GET over here.
12:45
12:52
>> Whoa.
12:52
12:53
>> Oh my god. I love how thin these woes
12:53
12:55
are.
12:56
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>> Hey.
12:59
12:59
>> Hi.
13:00
13:01
>> So, did you uh did you tell Ross?
13:01
13:03
>> Well, I tried, but then he had a shampoo
13:03
13:05
related emergency.
13:06
13:08
So, I guess now it's your turn again.
13:08
13:10
>> No, no, no, no, no, no. I think it's
13:10
13:11
better if you tell him. You know, it's
13:11
13:13
easier for a woman that way. You know,
13:13
13:15
if he gets mad, all you have to do is
13:15
13:17
go, "I didn't mean it.
13:17
13:21
I'm so sorry."
13:21
13:27
>> Yeah, cuz that's what we do.
13:27
13:30
>> All right. All right. Okay. Um, how
13:30
13:31
about this? How about this? Tomorrow.
13:31
13:34
>> Mhm.
13:34
13:35
Tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell
13:35
13:37
him together.
13:37
13:39
>> Okay, that sounds fair. That just means
13:39
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though once again
13:41
13:42
>> I know. I know. That's okay. I mean, we
13:42
13:45
can control ourselves. We're not
13:45
13:47
animals.
13:47
13:48
>> No, of course we can wait.
13:48
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>> All right. So, I guess that means good
13:52
13:54
night then.
13:54
13:55
>> Yep. Good night.
13:55
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Good night.
14:04
14:08
>> Good night.
14:08
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>> Seriously, good night.
14:16
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>> Stop saying good night.
14:17
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>> Okay.
14:18
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I'm so sorry.
14:39
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I would like to make a toast to Rachel
14:44
14:49
and Joey.
14:49
14:52
>> And to love
14:52
14:57
a love.
14:57
15:01
L O V E. Love.
15:01
15:04
L is for life. And what is life without
15:04
15:07
love?
15:07
15:10
>> Oh my god. Are we supposed to answer?
15:10
15:13
O
15:14
15:15
is for
15:15
15:18
Oh, WOW.
15:18
15:23
The V
15:23
15:25
is for this very surprising turn of
15:25
15:29
events,
15:29
15:31
which I am still fine with, by the way.
15:31
15:41
is for how
15:41
15:43
extremely normal I find it that you two
15:44
15:51
are together
15:51
15:54
and that one day you might get married
15:54
16:00
and have children of your own.
16:00
16:07
>> Dude, are you okay? Totally.
16:07
16:12
>> Ross, you don't seem okay.
16:12
16:14
>> I'm sorry. It must be the pressure of
16:14
16:15
entertaining.
16:15
16:19
>> Hey, what do you say we uh move this
16:19
16:21
onto the likes of the couch?
16:21
16:23
>> I say cheesy line, but okay.
16:23
16:46
What's the matter?
16:46
16:47
>> I I I don't know. I'm sorry. I I don't I
16:47
16:49
don't know why I did that.
16:49
16:51
>> Okay.
16:52
16:52
>> Okay.
16:52
16:54
Sorry.
16:54
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I'm sorry again. I don't know. I don't
17:06
17:08
know what happened. I must be nervous.
17:08
17:10
>> I don't get it. Chandler loved it.
17:10
17:16
>> I promise. I promise. I promise I won't
17:16
17:18
do it again. I really do. I promise that
17:18
17:19
this is going to be great.
17:19
17:20
>> Okay.
17:20
17:21
>> Okay.
17:21
17:34
Hey. Hey. Got champagne.
17:34
17:36
>> Yes, ma'am. Ready to power through?
17:36
17:38
>> Excellent. Okay. Stick it in the ice
17:38
17:40
bucket. The phone is off the hook. And
17:40
17:41
in the interest of powering through.
17:41
17:50
>> Okay. Sexy. Sexy.
17:50
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Very sexy. Sexy.
17:53
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All right. Let's do it.
17:56
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>> Okay. You're scaring me a little bit.
17:58
17:59
>> Oh, get over it, soldier. We got to do
17:59
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this.
18:01
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>> Okay.
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>> Okay. Haha. You like that, huh? Oh,
18:03
18:06
yeah.
18:06
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>> You like that? Let's kick this into high
18:07
18:09
gear, huh?
18:09
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>> Yeah, baby. I'll show you how we do it.
18:12
18:14
>> No, no, no. You You need me in my
18:14
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misters.
18:16
18:17
>> What? Oh my god. I'm so sorry.
18:17
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Joey, are you okay?
18:22
18:30
Soldier down.
18:30
18:33
>> Hey.
18:33
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>> Hi. Hey. Listen. Can I ask you a
18:33
18:35
question? When you and Monica first
18:35
18:37
hooked up, was it weird going from
18:38
18:40
friends to more than that?
18:40
18:44
>> Kind of. You know, sneaking around,
18:44
18:46
having to hide from you guys.
18:46
18:47
>> No, no, no, no. I mean, sexually.
18:47
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>> Yeah. Was there a part of you that that
18:52
18:55
felt like it was really wrong?
18:55
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>> Actually, no. No, it felt right. You
19:01
19:04
know, it felt like uh I can't believe we
19:04
19:06
haven't been doing this the whole time.
19:06
19:10
I can tell from your expressions that's
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the good news you were hoping for.
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Well, I'm going to go continue to spread
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the joy.
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Well, just because it happened that way
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for them doesn't mean it has to happen
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that way for us.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. I mean, just
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because something's difficult doesn't
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mean that you quit,
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>> right? Totally.
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>> Yeah. So, we just keep trying and trying
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until we do it.
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>> Yeah. And if it doesn't work, then we'll
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just be one of those couples that never
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has sex.
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>> That's a plan.
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I did not see this coming.
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>> I know.
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>> And I don't I don't get it. I mean, I
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was so sure this is what I wanted.
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>> Mhm.
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Me, too.
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Well, how come Monica and Chandler could
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do it?
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>> I guess they weren't as good friends as
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we are.
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>> Oh,
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I bet you're right.
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So,
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>> yeah.
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>> I love you.
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>> Love you, too.
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>> All right, I'm going to bed.
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>> Yeah, me too.
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>> Yeah, I'm not going anywhere for a
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while.
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Lyrics & Translation
[English]
Deep, listen. Ross wants to kiss you at
...
midnight.
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>> So obvious. Why doesn't he just ask?
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>> Ra. Ra, listen. I'm going to kiss you at
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midnight.
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>> What?
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>> Well, everyone's got to kiss someone.
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Can't kiss Ross. You got the history.
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>> So
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>> So who would you rather have kissing
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you? Me or Chandler?
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>> Oh, good point.
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>> Yeah.
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>> 3 2 1 Happy New Year.
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>> Happy New Year. Happy new year.
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>> Happy new year. Thieves.
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>> You, too. Happy New Year, Joey.
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>> So, that do anything for you?
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>> Ross and he said that you were looking
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for a new place.
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>> Oh, yeah. Hopefully across the street.
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If certain Dutch people would just let
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go.
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>> I was kind of hoping you'd stay.
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>> But Joey, I have to go. There's no room
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for a baby here.
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>> No room? It's a baby. It's like this
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big.
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You know, you could you could put it
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over here.
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Or or we could put it right here. Oh,
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it's cute, right? Or or we could put it
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over here. You wouldn't even notice it.
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Where's the baby? Oh, please.
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>> Hey, it's not just a matter of where you
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put it. I mean, a baby changes
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everything. They cry all the time. I
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mean, imagine bringing home some girl
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and trying to score when there's a
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screaming baby around. I could use a
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challenge. It's getting pretty easy.
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>> It's so sweet that you want me to stay,
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but I I can't do that to you. I mean, it
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would disrupt your entire life.
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I
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>> just
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I love living with you so much. I just I
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wish things didn't have to change.
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>> I know.
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>> You know, I blame Ross for this.
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>> I do too a little bit.
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I'm going to miss you.
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You're the hottest roommate I ever had.
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>> Sorry, honey. I'm just having a having a
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rough day.
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>> Oh, what's wrong?
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>> Oh, you really you really just don't
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want to hear about it.
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>> Then why did I ask?
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>> Okay. It's just This is really
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embarrassing. But lately with this whole
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pregnancy thing, I'm just finding
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myself,
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how do I put this? Um,
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erotically charged.
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Is that college talk for horny?
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>> Yeah. So, you know, I have all of these
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feelings and I don't know what to do
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about them because I can't date like a
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normal person, which is fine because I
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don't need a relationship. I mean, all I
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really want is one great night, just
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sex, you know, no strings attached, no
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relationship, just with someone that I
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feel comfortable with and who knows what
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he's doing for just one great night. I
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mean, was that really so hard
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to find?
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>> So, how how was your day?
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>> Good. I uh I saw a pretty big pigeon.
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>> Well, I got to get up early and it's
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almost 7:00. So,
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>> I got I got to throw it in my room, too.
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>> Good night. Good night.
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>> I CAN'T DO IT.
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>> I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO DO IT.
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>> You're Rachel.
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>> YOU'RE JOEY.
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>> YOU'RE MY FRIEND. IT'S
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>> RIGHT BACK AT YOU.
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>> PLUS, it would be wrong and weird and
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and and and bad.
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>> It's so bad. I don't even know what
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you're talking about because I didn't
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ask you to do anything.
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>> I know.
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You want to do it?
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>> No.
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>> Me neither. I'M JUST TESTING YOU.
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>> HEY. WELL, THAT'S THE END OF THIS
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CONVERSATION.
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>> THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED.
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>> NEVER HAPPENED.
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>> GOOD NIGHT.
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>> Get back in there.
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>> Okay. All right. So, now you go.
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>> No, I don't want to tell you.
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>> Why not?
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>> Cuz it's embarrassing. More embarrassing
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than shiny raspberry lip balm.
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>> I didn't say raspberry before, did I?
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Just just tell me, Rick. Just tell me.
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>> Okay. All right. Stand up.
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Well, when we're at the door, I lightly
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press my lips against his
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and then move into his body just for a
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second.
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And then I make this sound.
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Okay. I know it doesn't sound like
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anything, but I swear it works.
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>> Yeah. Well, yeah, that would work. Yeah.
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>> All right. I got to go to bed. Honey, I
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had such a wonderful time.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Me, too.
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Oh god. Thank god you're home. I'm
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watching Kujo
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>> alone.
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>> Yes. What is wrong with this dog?
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>> Hey, did you get to the part where
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they're trapped in the car and Kujo's
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throwing himself at the windshield?
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>> No. No. Seriously, what's wrong with the
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dog?
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>> Wait a minute. What are you doing home
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so early? What happened to your date?
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>> Oh, uh, didn't work out. Well, you want
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to watch the rest of the movie with me?
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>> Oh. Uh, okay. Yeah.
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>> You know, I never thought I would ever
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say this about a movie, but I really
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hope this dog dies.
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>> What are you doing over there? Come sit
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here. You protect me.
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>> Oh, sure. Yeah, why not?
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>> Okay.
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Okay. That's him. That's him. That's
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Kujo. That's Kujo.
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>> All right. I know. I know.
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It's going to be okay.
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>> Oh my god. What's he going to do? No, I
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can't watch.
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>> Oh, seriously? How can you watch this?
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Aren't you scared?
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>> Terrified.
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>> Happy Valentine's Day.
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>> Oh, you two.
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>> Hey. So, uh, how's it going living over
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at Ross'? It's good except he makes us
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watch the Discovery Channel all day
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long.
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>> Did you know that something really
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boring happened to someone really ugly
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in the Middle Ages?
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>> Oh, thank you. I'll see you guys later.
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>> Okay. Bye.
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>> Bye.
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>> One lucky to go cup of coffee.
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>> Honey, I wish you would get over her. I
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hate seeing you like this. Is there
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anything I can do for you? Do you want
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to look down my top?
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>> Thanks. Maybe later.
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>> Oh, Gunther, could I get a scone?
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>> Do you want anything?
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>> You know what I want? I want a lot of
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things. I want to be with the woman I
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love on Valentine's Day. And I want her
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to love me back. And I want just one
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moment of relief from the gutwrenching
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pain and knowing that that's never going
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to happen.
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>> We have red bagels.
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Okay.
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>> Hey,
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>> look. I know you've been really
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depressed lately, so I've brought
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someone over to cheer you up. Right
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outside this door is a real live furry
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playmate.
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>> Oh, no. I'm not sleeping with your
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friend Jane again.
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>> Hey, a dog. Oh, hi. Who you got to admit
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looks a lot like Jane.
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This is the happiest dog in the world. I
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borrowed him from my friend Wendy. So
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you can keep him till he cheers you up.
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And he will cheer you up.
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>> Thanks so much, Feb. We are going to
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have so much fun. Yes, we are. Oh, not
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that kind of fun.
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>> You like Rachel?
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>> Yes, I like Rachel.
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>> Rachel.
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Yeah. Okay. But uh Hey, you know you
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know who else I like? You. And and it
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doesn't get said enough. I like you,
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Ross.
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>> Ra Rachel. Rachel.
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>> Yeah. It's not a big deal.
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>> It's not a big deal. Oh, I'm sorry. I
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just um
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What about all the stuff you you just
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said? I mean, how about like you can't
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stop thinking about her? Like how you
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can't sleep? I'm an actor, you know, as
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as a group, we tend to be over dramatic.
...
>> Rachel, who's carrying my baby? Rachel.
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>> Look, no, I I know it's bad and I know
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it's wrong, okay? But but it's not it's
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not like anything's ever going to
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happen. You know, these these are just
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feelings. They're going to go away.
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>> You know, I I got to go. Oh,
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>> come on, Ross. Hey, Ross. I just, you
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know, I just have one, RACHEL.
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RACHEL,
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>> you're in love with her?
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>> I thought you knew that.
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>> Um, no.
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>> Well,
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hey, look, if it helps, I don't want to
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feel this way. Honest. I just keep
...
thinking I'll get over this, you know,
...
but I just it just keeps getting harder
...
and I
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don't I don't know what to do, you know?
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I don't What do I do?
...
>> You need to find out where she is
...
because if she's not where you are, then
...
you can start to move past this. But
...
what if uh and I'm not saying she will
...
be, but
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>> if she is where you are, then uh
...
>> then my feeling weird about it shouldn't
...
stand in the way.
...
>> Are you sure?
...
>> Yeah.
...
Look, if if she's going to end up with
...
somebody else, truth is she couldn't
...
find a better guy. So
...
>> Okay. Thanks.
...
So, when do you think you're going to
...
talk to her?
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>> Oh my god, I have to tell her.
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>> I mean, thought about what I would say.
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What should I say?
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>> I'm understanding, but let's not get
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carried away.
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>> I
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think I'm falling in love with you,
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>> Joey. Joey, I love you so much.
...
>> But,
...
>> but
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Joey,
...
>> right? Hey, that's um that's okay. It's
...
fine. It's uh
...
pretty much what I was expecting, you
...
know. So, uh it's no big deal. All
...
right.
...
I think I'm going to go.
...
>> No. No. Joey, please don't. Please don't
...
leave like this. No. Come on. You cannot
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do this to a pregnant woman.
...
start to happy. You can't do that, Rich,
...
cuz then you're going to make me do.
...
>> Oh, we go.
...
Can I
...
>> You know, I was only kidding.
...
>> Oh my god, that's Charlie.
...
>> She's cheating on Joey with Ross.
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>> Oh, that tart floozy giant.
...
I'm not sure about this.
...
>> Yeah, you're you're right. This is none
...
of our business.
...
>> No, I'm not sure that is the best way to
...
hear everything. SOMEONE GET ME A GLASS.
...
>> I'M NOT GOING TO DO THIS. OKAY. I'm not
...
going to eaves drop on my friend.
...
>> Oh, I love Barbados.
...
>> I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm
...
kissing Rachel.
...
>> I know. I'm her.
...
>> Rachel and Joey. It's Rachel AND JOEY.
...
WHAT? GET over here.
...
>> Whoa.
...
>> Oh my god. I love how thin these woes
...
are.
...
>> Hey.
...
>> Hi.
...
>> So, did you uh did you tell Ross?
...
>> Well, I tried, but then he had a shampoo
...
related emergency.
...
So, I guess now it's your turn again.
...
>> No, no, no, no, no, no. I think it's
...
better if you tell him. You know, it's
...
easier for a woman that way. You know,
...
if he gets mad, all you have to do is
...
go, "I didn't mean it.
...
I'm so sorry."
...
>> Yeah, cuz that's what we do.
...
>> All right. All right. Okay. Um, how
...
about this? How about this? Tomorrow.
...
>> Mhm.
...
Tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell
...
him together.
...
>> Okay, that sounds fair. That just means
...
though once again
...
>> I know. I know. That's okay. I mean, we
...
can control ourselves. We're not
...
animals.
...
>> No, of course we can wait.
...
>> All right. So, I guess that means good
...
night then.
...
>> Yep. Good night.
...
Good night.
...
>> Good night.
...
>> Seriously, good night.
...
>> Stop saying good night.
...
>> Okay.
...
I'm so sorry.
...
I would like to make a toast to Rachel
...
and Joey.
...
>> And to love
...
a love.
...
L O V E. Love.
...
L is for life. And what is life without
...
love?
...
>> Oh my god. Are we supposed to answer?
...
O
...
is for
...
Oh, WOW.
...
The V
...
is for this very surprising turn of
...
events,
...
which I am still fine with, by the way.
...
is for how
...
extremely normal I find it that you two
...
are together
...
and that one day you might get married
...
and have children of your own.
...
>> Dude, are you okay? Totally.
...
>> Ross, you don't seem okay.
...
>> I'm sorry. It must be the pressure of
...
entertaining.
...
>> Hey, what do you say we uh move this
...
onto the likes of the couch?
...
>> I say cheesy line, but okay.
...
What's the matter?
...
>> I I I don't know. I'm sorry. I I don't I
...
don't know why I did that.
...
>> Okay.
...
>> Okay.
...
Sorry.
...
I'm sorry again. I don't know. I don't
...
know what happened. I must be nervous.
...
>> I don't get it. Chandler loved it.
...
>> I promise. I promise. I promise I won't
...
do it again. I really do. I promise that
...
this is going to be great.
...
>> Okay.
...
>> Okay.
...
Hey. Hey. Got champagne.
...
>> Yes, ma'am. Ready to power through?
...
>> Excellent. Okay. Stick it in the ice
...
bucket. The phone is off the hook. And
...
in the interest of powering through.
...
>> Okay. Sexy. Sexy.
...
Very sexy. Sexy.
...
All right. Let's do it.
...
>> Okay. You're scaring me a little bit.
...
>> Oh, get over it, soldier. We got to do
...
this.
...
>> Okay.
...
>> Okay. Haha. You like that, huh? Oh,
...
yeah.
...
>> You like that? Let's kick this into high
...
gear, huh?
...
>> Yeah, baby. I'll show you how we do it.
...
>> No, no, no. You You need me in my
...
misters.
...
>> What? Oh my god. I'm so sorry.
...
Joey, are you okay?
...
Soldier down.
...
>> Hey.
...
>> Hi. Hey. Listen. Can I ask you a
...
question? When you and Monica first
...
hooked up, was it weird going from
...
friends to more than that?
...
>> Kind of. You know, sneaking around,
...
having to hide from you guys.
...
>> No, no, no, no. I mean, sexually.
...
>> Yeah. Was there a part of you that that
...
felt like it was really wrong?
...
>> Actually, no. No, it felt right. You
...
know, it felt like uh I can't believe we
...
haven't been doing this the whole time.
...
I can tell from your expressions that's
...
the good news you were hoping for.
...
Well, I'm going to go continue to spread
...
the joy.
...
Well, just because it happened that way
...
for them doesn't mean it has to happen
...
that way for us.
...
>> Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. I mean, just
...
because something's difficult doesn't
...
mean that you quit,
...
>> right? Totally.
...
>> Yeah. So, we just keep trying and trying
...
until we do it.
...
>> Yeah. And if it doesn't work, then we'll
...
just be one of those couples that never
...
has sex.
...
>> That's a plan.
...
I did not see this coming.
...
>> I know.
...
>> And I don't I don't get it. I mean, I
...
was so sure this is what I wanted.
...
>> Mhm.
...
Me, too.
...
Well, how come Monica and Chandler could
...
do it?
...
>> I guess they weren't as good friends as
...
we are.
...
>> Oh,
...
I bet you're right.
...
So,
...
>> yeah.
...
>> I love you.
...
>> Love you, too.
...
>> All right, I'm going to bed.
...
>> Yeah, me too.
...
>> Yeah, I'm not going anywhere for a
...
while.
Key Vocabulary
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kiss /kɪs/ B1 |
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baby /ˈbeɪ.bi/ A1 |
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pregnancy /ˈprɛɡ.nən.si/ B2 |
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embarrassing /ɪmˈbær.ə.sɪŋ/ B2 |
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relationship /rɪˈleɪ.ʃən.ʃɪp/ B1 |
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midnight /ˈmɪd.naɪt/ B1 |
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roommate /ˈruːm.meɪt/ B1 |
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pressure /ˈpreʃ.ɚ/ B2 |
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sexy /ˈsɛk.si/ B1 |
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conversation /ˌkɒn.vəˈseɪ.ʃən/ B2 |
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disrupt /dɪsˈrʌpt/ C1 |
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cheers /tʃɪərz/ B1 |
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furry /ˈfɜː.ri/ B1 |
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screaming /ˈskriː.mɪŋ/ B2 |
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honest /ˈɒn.ɪst/ B1 |
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scared /skɛrd/ B1 |
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sweet /swiːt/ A2 |
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Key Grammar Structures
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Ross wants to kiss you at midnight.
➔ Present Simple for Future in Time Clauses
➔ The present simple is used with time expressions like 'at midnight' to refer to a scheduled future event.
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Everyone's got to kiss someone.
➔ Present Perfect with 'have got to'
➔ 'Have got to' is used here to express necessity or obligation in the present perfect tense.
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I'm going to kiss you at midnight.
➔ Going to Future
➔ 'Going to' is used to express a future action that is planned or intended.
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I can't kiss Ross. You got the history.
➔ Modal Verb 'can't' for Ability/Possibility
➔ 'Can't' is used to express inability or impossibility in this context.
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I'm going to miss you.
➔ Future with 'be going to'
➔ 'Be going to' is used to express a future action based on present evidence or plans.
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I love living with you so much.
➔ Present Continuous for Permanent States
➔ The present continuous is used here to emphasize a permanent state or feeling.
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I wish things didn't have to change.
➔ Past Subjunctive with 'wish'
➔ The past subjunctive with 'wish' is used to express a desire for a different reality.
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I'm so sorry. I would like to make a toast to Rachel and Joey.
➔ Conditional with 'would like'
➔ 'Would like' is used in the conditional to express a polite request or suggestion.
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