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[English]

Monica can I talk to you for a

second listen I appreciate you getting

me the costume oh you did this

too what I thought he'd love it his

favorite kids book was the velvetine

rabbit the velvetine rabbit was brown

and

white well it was either a pink bunny or

no Bunny at all no Bunny at all always

no Bunny at all

hey you didn't dress up either yes I did

I'm

[Applause]

Chandler dude what

happened how is that me okay I'm

Chandler that is no

you when have I ever done that when have

I ever done that

wow hey hey

what are you supposed to be remember the

Russian satellite

Sputnik well I'm a potato or a

spud and these are my

antenna so Sputnik

becomes

Sputnik

spun wow I don't have the worst costume

anymore

hell right Ross came is

Duty no I'm I'm not Duty no space

[Laughter]

[Music]

Duty okay here we go

I am J's prisoner and you have a really

weird look on your

face what what is it did I get it wrong

did I get the hair wrong wait did you

just picture it differently what what no

no no it's um it's not you it's um

[Applause]

it's well what is it come on sweetie you

kind of like freaking me out

here the hate Chandler the bastard ruin

my

life okay okay you here come here here

okay you're going to take this tray

you're going to stand on this yellow

Mark you're going to move on action

you're going to walk over to the

operating table you're going to stop on

that blue Mark you're going to put the

tray down don't walk too fast but don't

Dole okay now

what

and action

cut cut I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

I'm just a little nervous yeah well

don't be okay that

helps

and

action hey you know what don't worry

about it Fe usually takes me three takes

two all right

eight action

[Music]

hey so what he say uh well he can be a

little rough around the edges so I'm

going to replace a word he used a lot

with the word puppy

okay so he said if your puppy friend

doesn't get her puppy act together I am

going to fire her mother puppy

ass I'm sorry I can't do this I'm just

not an actor that's right you're not

you're a nurse You're nurse with Trey

Joey no no nurse with Trey doesn't know

Joey she doesn't have time for friends

she gets in that operating room and she

carries that tray to the doctor because

if she doesn't people die who dies

man with eye patch now you get in there

and you do your job yes doctor

okay okay let's try this one more time

hang in there man with eye patch your

tray is

coming

and

action yes I did it I nailed it wo

what's next the rest of the

scene okay from the top people come on

out honey I'm telling you you look good

tell her she looks good tell her she

looks

[Applause]

good oh my

God you look so

good cannot believe I have to walk down

the aisle in front of 200 people looking

like something you drink when you're

nauseous so don't I don't see why we

have to go to this thing anyway it's

your your ex Fan's wedding because I

promised Mindy I would yeah well you

promised Barry you'd marry

him look you guys I have to go I'm the

maid of honor besides you know what I

just need to be in a room again with

these people and feel good about myself

what do you think well I'm not going to

have to buy that I'ma stupid t-shirt

anymore I like here you go all right

look you're not really going to buy that

are you don't you think you've

embarrassed me enough for one day oh I

embarrass you how can I answer that when

I'm pretending I don't know

you he's just jealous you'll fit right

in all londoners wear them oh really

then how come no one here anywhere is

wearing

one they're all

tourists all right look if you insist on

wearing that in public you know you're

going to spend the rest of the afternoon

all by

yourself you're going to make me choose

between you and the hat I choose the Hat

good choice thanks okay look all right

that's it okay I'm out of here I'm not

going to be embarrassed

anymore hey hello sir you here to turn

those

pants no these are my

pants oh

okay how can I help you well um do you

have a Santa outfit left two days before

Christmas sorry man okay look do do you

have anything uh Christmasy I promise my

son and I I really don't want to

disappoint him um come on I you got to

have something

I'm the holiday

armadillo I'm a friend of Santa and he

sent me here to wish you a Merry

Christmas what happened to Santa holiday

armadillo Santa was unavailable so close

to

Christmas oh come in have a seat you

must be exhausted come all the way from

Texas Texas that's right Ben I'm Santa's

representative for all the Southern

States and

Mexico but Santa sent me here to give

you these presents Ben maybe the lady

will help me with these presents

[Applause]

wow thanks you're welcome Ben Merry

Christmas o and happy

Hanukah are you for Hanukkah too because

I'm part Jewish you are me too

because armadillos also wandered in the

desert hey you know might cheer you

up

what you know I got to tell you this

really does put me in a better

mood I wish there was a job where I

could wear this all the

time maybe someday there will be

oh God that's Chandler he's going to

come by and borrow some candles for his

big date oh okay no no Rachel don't get

it see us no yet the groom cannot see

the bride you're not going to marry

Chandler not after

this okay guys just

relax I

do I got to go

yeah well that ought to do

it hey Joey hey PHS listen uh can you do

me a favor I got the pin number to my

ATM card can you get it for me sure

where is it uh I scratched it on the ATM

machine Down on the

Corner oh so you're 5639 that's it

thanks

fee oh do you want to talk to Chandler

is that Joey let me talk no no cuz he

didn't believe in my movie which is a

big mistake because it is real

real hey you know what I've been trying

to apologize to him all week if he's not

going to let me do it on the phone I'm

going to go down there I'm going to do

it in person uh fees I heard that uh can

you put him on

yeah hey don't come out

here no no no no I support you 100% And

I want to prove that to you in person I

got that I forgive you don't come out

here forgive me you haven't been taking

my calls for a week well I'm totally

over it chanler friends forever don't

come out

here would you mind doing a picture with

us what was that uh Entertainment

Tonight yeah okay so good talking yeah

and don't come out here all right hey

Joey yeah you read comic books right

exclusively who do you think would win

in a fight Catwoman or Supergirl

Catwoman hands down yeah but between you

and Phoebe I'd have to give the edge to

Phoebe what really are you kidding

Phoebe lived on the street okay plus

she's got this crazy temper

she she's not standing right behind me

is

she no you're fine all right well do you

think I can take Rachel I'm not sure

what come on I am tough put you know pun

me right here as hard as you

can you relax what are you taking this

so seriously for it doesn't matter oh

really okay well what would you say if I

told you that you know I thought Ross or

Chandler could beat you up I would say

woman

please hey Ursula's fiance is really

sweet he's a teacher he does all this

volunteer work you know normally you

know I don't like really sweaty guys but

this one I could just mock them

up oh my God phoei what you're getting a

crush on your sister's fiance no I'm not

you

are here comes the temper

[Music]

hey hey check out the flyers for the

band I made them on a Macintosh in the

computer room awesome the name really

stands out thanks to a little something

called helvetica bold 24

Point man we're going to rock that Asian

Student

Union hey guys hey Miss hey Missy you

know our band is playing on Friday yeah

yeah you should come check us out we're

call way no

way no way

way great I'll be there fresh boss me

she's gone I know

it you know I'm totally going to ask her

around dude I was going to ask her out I

said it first bro well I thought at

first Holmes

look if you think wait wait what are we

doing what we have is too important to

mess it up over some girl I mean we can

get laid anytime we want

totally I had sex in high school me too

I'm good at

it all right I say we make a pack

neither of us will go out with Missy

Goldberg you got

it all right so that's Missy Goldberg VB

Kates and ringal who neither of us can

go out with those are the packs oh and

Sheena East but we probably couldn't get

her

anyway okay you hide my clothes I'm

going to do the exact opposite to

you what are you what are you going to

show me my

clothes hey

opposite is

opposite he's got nothing

okay buddy boy here it

is you hide my clothes I'm wearing

everything you

own oh my

God that is so not the opposite of

taking somebody's

underwear look at me I'm Chandler could

I be wearing any more

clothes maybe if I wasn't going

commando yeah

I'll tell you it's hot with all this

stuff on I uh I better not do any I

don't know

lunges okay okay enough enough with the

luning no I'm sick of this okay I've had

up to he with you two neither of you can

come to the

party jeez what a

baby we can't go now it looks like

Rachel's going to put on a

skit oh my God

have you lost your mind no no no no no

no I finally thinking

clearly my lucky dress wasn't working

out too well for me but for 4 years this

baby never

missed I cannot I can't

let actually I kind of want to see what

happens hey hey nice uh costume oh yeah

well I wanted to give Emily a big

American goodbye cheer

so

okay ready okay give me an e e give me

an m m give me an I I give me an l l

give me

Y what

again

Emily

Emily okay let be a cheerleader to

fine I'm f i just L the tooth it's no

big deal I'm have a dentist you know put

some ice on it excuse

me what do I do now what do I do now I

think you're

done okay time to take off the

[Music]

bra uh that was really uh

great but I I got to take off actually

take bra off

all right come on let's go get your coat

okay Rachel is my

girlfriend nice try wait wait wait

wait look

Monica this is not going to work but

this will

[Laughter]

work you are so great I love

you what nothing I said I said you're so

great and then I just I just stopped

talking said you love me I can't believe

this no I

didn't yes you did no I

didn't you love me no I don't stop it

stop it stop it stop

it you going into your room and try

these on and we'll see we'll get a

better idea of what's going to work

thanks you are such a good friend and

this is so

weird ow toothpick

yeah what are you trying on now the

fruit roll up and

delicious Joey wait a minute wait a

minute we have a winner what which

one the silly putty not so silly

anymore and what's cool is the character

is from Naples right yeah my whole

family's from Naples that's great okay

well I've heard everything I need to

hear we just need to

uh

Leslie uh Joey this is the awkward part

oh hey right not a problem I totally

understand you need to you know make

sure I don't have any horrible scars or

tattoos don't you

worry I have nothing to

hide so there there you go that's me

100%

natural

oh a well you're just the prettiest

ferina I've ever seen thank

you oh wow that deserves another piece

of candy thank

you well I have to say that earns Tut

two pieces of candy

I love you oh oh oh oh honey here take

it

[Applause]

all Monica we need more candy what

there's only been like four kids yeah I

know but one of them just said that she

loved me so I just gave her

everything no wonder you're

pregnant

hey

Ur what are you doing here I've been

trying to call

you listen um oh no no no don't say

listen I know that listen I've said that

listen I'm sorry I don't get it what

happened what about everything you said

under the

bridge yeah

um you know you should just forget about

what I said under the bridge I was

talking crazy that night so

drunk you don't drink that's right I

don't

but I was I was drunk on

you but okay yeah so it's not going to

work why is it because I'm friends with

Phoebe if it was would you stop hanging

out with

her no no I I couldn't do that um then

yeah it's cuz of

Phoebe so you know it's either her or

me then uh

then I'm

sorry you

know you're going to be really really

hard to get over I

know I don't know whether it's just cuz

we're breaking up or what but you have

never looked so

beautiful really

[Music]

feves yeah

I think the check in is that way

[Applause]

ah oh kids love

me

[Music]

hey you go to a costume

party let me guess um Poncho

via and your bomb Saget

watcha yeah what what are you talking

about be I

don't oh my God you drew on me hey you

wet my

pants Oh what kind of party was

this I been walking around like this

since the plane I you have so crossed a

line r Wait the men's room is that way

we should do we should all get dressed

up and go to I have champagne at the

plaza oh

okay but I I I can't stay too long I got

to get up early for a commercial

audition tomorrow and I got to look good

supposed to be playing a

19-year-old what so when you said get up

early did you mean

1986 you guys don't think I look

19 oh 19 we thought you said 90

okay everybody let's go let's go

okay

sup sup

dude take whatever you want just please

don't hurt

me so you playing little PlayStation

huh that's

whack

PlayStation is

whack Su with the whack PlayStation

so come on am I 19 or what yes on a

scale from 1 to 10 10 being the dumbest

of person can look you are definitely

19 come on man really how old young

you're a Manchild okay now go get change

because everybody's ready and please oh

please keep my

underwear oh thanks

okay now I can pass for 19

right yes you can pass for 19 really yes

seriously seriously seriously no okay

you can play your own age which is

31 I'm thir

30 Joey you are not you're

31 oh

crap GI Joe GI Joe hey I don't know what

to tell you guys that's the doll he

chose what' you do dip it in

Sugar look GI Joe's in Barbie's out and

if you guys can't deal with it that's

just your too

bad what are you being such a weenie for

it's always a Barbie big deal used to

dress up like a

woman

what what you used to dress up in Mom's

clothes all the time what are you

talking about the big hat the pearls the

little pink handbags okay you are

totally making this up how can you not

remember you made us call you be

[Music]

oh

god I've literally never been this

happy wasn't there a little song oh

please God let there be a song there

there was no song there was no song I am

Fe okay I drink tea okay that's that's

won

you won't

you won't

you won't you dance around with me

h

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
costume /ˈkɒstjuːm/ A1	noun - a set of clothes worn by someone in order to create a particular appearance, especially in a play or at a party
satellite /ˈsætəlaɪt/ A2	noun - an artificial object that orbits around the Earth or another planet, used for communication, observation, or scientific research
embarrass /ɪmˈbærəs/ A2	verb - to make someone feel self-conscious or ashamed
audition /ɔːˈdɪʃən/ A2	noun - a trial performance to demonstrate an actor's suitability for a role
commercial /kəˈmɜːrʃəl/ A1	adjective - concerned with or engaged in commerce noun - a paid advertisement on television, radio, or in print