– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

I would like to make a toast to Rachel

and

Joey and to

love ah

love l o v e

love L is for life and what is life

without

love oh my God are we supposed to

answer oh

is

for oh

wow the

V is for this very surprising turn of

events which I am still fine with by the

way is for how extremely normal I find

it that you

two are

together and now one day you might get

married I have children of your

own dude are you okay

totally Ross you don't seem okay I'm

sorry must be the pressure of

entertaining keep your hands off her for

one second oh I think it's nice I think

it's

necessary I I I want to thank you all

for coming my family and my friends

wo I'd really like to say that I'm um

you know what I'd really like to

say I'm

drunk that's right mom and dad your

little hearta is

[Laughter]

hammered and guess what I've been drunk

before and I've smoked a

cigarette you know what you know

what it's all okay it's okay because I

turned 30

today and I can do anything I

want because I am a grown

up where are the jello shots I don't

know Chand supposed to be past

them Chan

helloo well somebody's feeling

better stick out your tongue take off

your

shirt oh oh my oh my God how many of

these did you have these are pure vodka

yeah jell just like Mom used to

[Applause]

make okay how many of that girl are you

seeing how hammered are you huh the

these are Joey's sisters hi Joy sisters

what you

doing I'm taking my ex-girlfriend off my

speed dialer a no no no no it's a good

thing why must we dial so speedily

anyway why must we rush through life why

can't we Savor the precious moments

those are some huge breasts you

have

hello can I get you anything huh lens

cleaner your battery

okay Rachel Ross hi thank God you're

here you have to help me were you just

talking to

yourself that's less embarrassing yes

yes I

was so when she came in I got distracted

and totally forgot about the camera it

kept rolling and recorded

everything yeah we're going to need to

see that

tape what a great idea that'll get

Rachel to forgive me you know what this

is not fair to her let's just forget the

tape thank

you no you're

right Jo no loud and

clear okay this is it you sure you want

to do

[Music]

this hello Mrs

Roo Mr R

waa oh my

God come on beeps hurry hurry hurry

hurry hurry

okay oh my God is everybody getting

married no running in the chapel hey

don't you give me any of your hey hey

hey what are you guys doing here Ross

and Rachel left us a message saying they

were getting married isn't that why you

guys are here yes that but we how else

will we be

here well what happened did we miss it

we actually missed it well maybe you

wouldn't have if you could run in the

chapel this is insane that's the big

deal you know it's not like it's a real

marriage

what yeah if you get married in Vegas

you're only married in Vegas

what are you talking about if you get

married in Vegas you're married

everywhere

really

yeah oh my

God ah

well Daddy needs a new pair of

electromagnetic microscopes for the

prehistoric forensics

Department okay take Pinky Tuscadero up

to Inspiration Point collect three cool

points yeah which gives me five and

let's see who is going to lose their

clothes um I think I pick our strip

poker sponsor Mr Joey

triani all right relax it's just a

shoe okay your band is playing at

Arnolds collect three cool points which

means I have five and that means I get

Joey's boxers

[Applause]

fine gang up on me I got you all right

where I want

you come on take them off actually you

know it's kind of cold so how about I

keep my boxes on and give youall peek at

the good stuff Joker is poker with a

J

coincidence hey that's that's Joe

incidence with a C

[Laughter]

Hey listen man about the stripper yeah

good

call okay little announcement little

announcement I have decided that my best

man is my best friend

Gunther what's my last

name Central Perk

thanks for not marrying

Rachel hey who hey G don't don't forget

your

shirt hey hey what are those got little

party favors check it

out wow yeah oh oh oh

a okay okay announcement want everybody

to know that the position of my best man

is still

open and uh you know so is the position

of the

Bride great

smooth man yeah you got some chili on

your

neck

um um

why have we even been together I don't

know do you do you have do you have any

clothes

on yes really

no but we we didn't

have sex did

we I mean I don't remember much about

last night it was such a

blur oh I remember laughing I laughed a

lot then we didn't have

sex

oh oh I mean we were really drunk I was

glad we didn't do anything stupid tell

me about it hey people I want you to

take a piece of paper here you go and

write down your most embarrassing memory

oh and I do ask that when you're not

using the markers you put the Caps back

on them because they will dry

out L you guys um I don't mean to be a

pain about this but um I've noticed that

some of you are just placing them on you

want to push the

Caps until you hear them

click Gunther where you going I um was

sort of thinking about maybe no no you

can't go no this is fun come on we're

just getting started here here's your

marker listen if you want to go just go

no she'll yell at me

again all right I can get you out

what in a minute I'm going to create a

diversion when I do walk quickly to the

door and don't look

back okay the first person's most

embarrassing memory is Monica your party

sucks right very

funny oh no oh someone forget to use a

coaster

what I don't see

anything great I'm seeing water rings

again okay she's taking the trash out so

I can get you out of here but it has to

be now she'll be back any minute what

about my friend Victor no only the three

of you any more than that and she'll get

suspicious all right let me just get my

coat there isn't

time just leave everything they'll take

care of you next

door is it true they have

beer everything you've heard is

true could you guys please try to keep

it down we're trying to start a bosle

tournament

you and you you're supposed to be at my

party and

Gunther what are you doing here

um hey welcome to the

phe phoi all right I'm sorry but these

people needed me you know they work hard

all week it's Saturday night they

deserve to have a little little fun

go you know my party is fun I mean maybe

it's a little quieter less obvious sort

of fun but you know if people would just

give it a chance and

so to Monica and Chandler and that

knocked up girl in

Ohio I'm just so happy you guys are

finally getting a kid I know have you

considered pageon

thing I can't believe they called I mean

we're actually getting a

baby well I know how you

feel really sure I went through the

exact same thing with Alicia May

Emery the waiting the

wondering then one day I get that call

from Toys R

Us she was in stock

that is the exact same

thing wait wait wait wait I remember

being in a chapel wait they they they

would not let us get married when we

were that drunk they let you get married

when you're drunk most people get

married in Vegas are

drunk now I'm drunk right

now I can't have a mimosa with breakfast

I'm on

vacation what are you guys going to do

oh I guess we just find a divorce lawyer

well I think I think Ross already has

one now this one's free right because

you paid for the first two so you get

the third one

for laugh it up but the joke's on you

because we don't need to get divorced

okay we we're just going to get an

analment an analment Ross I don't think

surgery is the answer

here oh oh that's your

thing what your thing you're thing you

know that you're the guy who gets

divorced that's not my

thing I do not love getting divorced yes

you do this is your third

divorce you love divorced so much you're

probably going to marry it and

then then it won't work out so you're

going to have to divorce it divorcing

guy I'm so

drunk you don't you think you've had

enough to drink I'm just helping the

kids

how is you drinking helping the kids

because the more I drink the less there

is for the kids to

drink Mr tribiani your generous

contribution brings us a big step closer

to building the youth center just out of

curiosity how how much is that boat

worth I think it was valued at

19,000 yeah that was pretty close

uh so bad news um I can't buy the boat I

don't have any money

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
toast /toʊst/ B1	noun - a drink given in honor of someone or something. verb - to drink to someone's health or success.
surprising /səˈpraɪzɪŋ/ B1	adjective - causing astonishment or wonder.
events /ɪˈvents/ A2	noun - things that happen, especially those that are important.
normal /ˈnɔːrməl/ A2	adjective - usual, typical, or expected.
married /ˈmærid/ A2	adjective - having a spouse.
pressure /ˈpreʃər/ B1	noun - the feeling of being worried or stressed.
entertaining /ˌentərˈteɪnɪŋ/ B1	adjective - providing amusement or enjoyment.
drunk /drʌŋk/ A2	adjective - affected by alcohol.
hammered /ˈhæmərd/ B1	adjective - very drunk.
cigarette /ˈsɪɡərɛt/ A2	noun - a roll of tobacco wrapped in paper.
grown /ɡroʊn/ A2	adjective - having become an adult.
vodka /ˈvɒdkə/ B1	noun - a clear alcoholic drink.
dial /daɪəl/ A2	verb - to select a number on a telephone.
savor /ˈseɪvər/ B2	verb - to enjoy something completely.
distracted /dɪˈstræktɪd/ B1	adjective - having one's attention diverted.
recorded /rɪˈkɔːrdɪd/ B1	verb - set down in writing or another permanent form.
insane /ɪnˈseɪn/ B2	adjective - extremely foolish or unreasonable.
microscopes /ˈmaɪkrəskoʊps/ C1	noun - an optical instrument used for viewing small objects.

Key Grammar Structures

• Are we supposed to answer?

  ➔ Be supposed to + verb

  ➔ Used to express an expectation or duty. "supposed" indicates what is generally expected.

• I've smoked a cigarette.

  ➔ Present Perfect Tense

  ➔ Used here to talk about an experience at an unspecified time in the past.

• If you get married in Vegas, you're only married in Vegas.

  ➔ First Conditional (Real conditional)

  ➔ Used to describe a probable future situation or general truth (If + present simple, present simple/will).

• I've decided that my best man is my best friend.

  ➔ Present Perfect for a recent decision

  ➔ The speaker uses "decided" to show a completed action with consequences in the present.

• We didn't have sex, did we?

  ➔ Question Tag

  ➔ Used to seek confirmation of a statement. Negative sentence takes a positive tag.

• You're supposed to be at my party.

  ➔ Be supposed to (Expectation)

  ➔ Indicates that the person had an obligation or was expected to be somewhere.

• I guess we just find a divorce lawyer.

  ➔ Simple Present for planned future

  ➔ "Find" is used here as a logical, immediate next step in a plan.

• You love divorce so much you're probably going to marry it.

  ➔ Result clause with 'so... that'

  ➔ Used to describe the consequence of an intense feeling. "that" is implied here.