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[English]

did I miss it did I miss it no no I'm on

right after this guy shoots

himself whoa she's pretty yeah oh and

she's really nice too she taught me all

about you know how to work with the

cameras and smell the fart

acting I'm

sorry it's like you got so many lines to

learn so fast that sometimes you need a

minute to remember your next one so

while you're thinking of it you take

this big po pause where you look all

intense you know like

this

okay oh here's my scene here's my

scene this is Wallace yes I'm Dr Drake

rore your sister's neurosurgeon yeah

tell me is she going to be all right I'm

afraid the situation is much more dire

than we'd expected your sister is

suffering from a

[Laughter]

a subcranial

hematoma perhaps we can discuss this

further over

[Laughter]

coffee

nice excellent you know for a minute

there I thought you were actually trying

to smell

something hello hey Hey listen I'm I'm

sorry I didn't make it over there today

oh that's okay you uh you had a

thing yeah well I hear the place looks

great oh forget about it I'm having a

ball how's the apartment doing oh hey

it's it's terrific I mean it's a regular

space

Fest oh well great yeah I just you know

wanted to call and say

hey well okay then

was that the oven

timer that's right my friend it's time

[Music]

for can you believe they gave Stephanie

skin cancer I still can't believe they

promoted her to

Lieutenant you're just saying that cuz

you're in love with Yasmine bleed well

how could anyone not be in love with

Yasmine

ble hey hey they're running see this is

the Brilliance of the

show I say always keep them

running all the time running

run run run y me run like okay thanks

for coming I hope you guys had fun all

right Monica dear I'm going to hit the

road now I've left my 10 verbs on the

table and you be sure and send me that

finished poem okay we'll do I'm so glad

you came I think I saw Rachel out in the

hall okay let me go check oh all

right your mom wants to Say Goodbye Oh

by happy birthday sweetie

okay uh you drive safe okay Ross what

are you

doing I'm getting ready for the water

ski big one more big H come on

big how are

you well uh Dr GRE where you going get

my

coat all right all right I can get my

own

coat sorry we're on a major fla

high oh no no you're not supposed to be

here cuz this is the staging area you

should it's all wrong you should leave

you know just get out

[Applause]

or perhaps you'd like a crem

DeMent have to be heading toward my

chatau thank you oh all right well then

I guess we're going back into the

hallway again thanks for coming Mrs

[Applause]

Green okay

you take

care oh you

kids

well this is the best party I've been to

in

years thank

you hey hey check it out guess what I

got

rhythm no my first fan

mail dear Dr Mo know that I love you and

would do anything to have you gosh

you're not so secret admirer Erica

Ford oh wait PS and close please find 14

of my

eyelashes you know in crazy world that

means you're

married this wasn't address to Days of

Our Lives this is this came to your

apartment there's no stamp on it this

woman was in our building oh my God

I got my very own

stalker hey look Joey I'm just saying if

you need something to hold you over I

can get you a job right here as an entry

level processor but don't you need

experience for a job like that it's not

that hard to learn and ask for people

realizing that you have no idea what

you're doing hey you're an actor act

like a processor people will think

you're a

processor hey Chandler here's this

morning's projection hey thanks Scott

Alexander Joey

triani Joey is a uh fellow processor

no

kidding oh yeah yeah I process people

want the processing I'm the one they

call where do you work uh well right now

I'm in between things you know how it is

one day you processing the next day

you're not so much

processing more I was just telling Joey

about the opening in fleshman's group

fleshman's group whatever you do don't

touch his sandwiches

are all you processors dorks

Amber I want you to know that I'll

always be there for you as a friend and

as your brother oh

Drake our day huh wor the medical award

this yeah some guys are just lucky I

guess drore report to first floor

emergency

stat well then uh the uh guess that's

me anyone else need to go on the

elevator Dr W Dr W no no they only said

you oh okay all right I love you Drake

yeah

whatever oh no Drake Look Out

Drake did they just kill off Joey no

no

maybe all right no peeking no peeking no

peeking no peeking all right all right

but you better be wearing clothes when I

open my

[Laughter]

eyes all right open your

eyes sweet mother of all that is good

and

pure huh Days of Our Lives picked up my

option congratulations

now we can finally watch Green Acres the

way it was meant to be

seen so

uh which one is mine whichever one you

want man whichever one you

want not that

one oh

yes oh yeah that's the

stuff do we dare

we

dare the way to the airport huh you know

that's over 30 miles that's going to

cost you about so bucks excuse me that's

50

bucks what

$5 oh you know what it is it's smudgy

cuz they're fact Pages now when I was on

Days of Our Lives as Dr Drake

rore they'd send over the whole script

on real paper and everything that's

great and and and just so you know if

you wanted to expand this scene like

like have the cab crash or something I

could attend to the victims cuz I have a

background in medical

acting okay listen thanks for coming in

no no uh don't thank me for coming in uh

at least let me

finish uh we could take the expressway

but uh this time of day you're better

off taking the budge

you were going for the word Bridge there

weren't

you I'll have a good day listen Bing I

received your memo so we're not going to

see the systems report until next Friday

well the people in my group want to

spend the holiday weekend with their

family I have a family I'm going to be

here yeah Bing what's that

about it's about cutting my people a

little slack you know for morale look if

you want to see some rough numbers I can

get them to you by Wednesday rough

numbers this company was not built on

rough numbers am I

right have the final numbers on my desk

by Tuesday if you say so

sir Joseph's good isn't

he well I'm going to kill

you hey hey I just figured Joseph's the

kind of guy who likes to mix it up you

know get in there ruffle some feathers

why look I'm sorry but that's what

Joseph

does okay if you try to pull something

he'll call you on it what are you trying

to pull he'll

say This Kiss thing is definitely a

problem Mr batty wants to see it again

on Monday man I got to figure out what

I'm doing wrong oh okay uh one of you

girls come over here and kiss me get it

right hey come on I need your help here

all right I'll do it I've kissed him

before I can do it

again see this huh this is a friend

uhhuh let's go wait I've

G

okay good very good firm but tender I'd

recommend you to a

friend then I don't know what it is

what's the problem you know maybe you're

just not used to kissing men you know

maybe you just tensed up a little bit

maybe that's what you need to work on

yeah that makes

sense Over My Dead

Body and I'll be using his dead body as

a shield Monica we got a question all

right for the zillionth time yes I see

other women in the shower at the gym and

no I don't look no not that one we're

trying to figure out who to bring to the

Nicks game tonight we have an extra

ticket yeah Ross can't go so it's

between my friend Eric prow who has

breath issues and Dan with the poking

did you see that play do you want some

more beer is that LE

okay hey why don't you ask

Richard okay uh hey Richard if you had

an extra ticket to the Knicks

game and you had to choose between a

friend who's smelled and one who bruises

you who would you pick wow well being a

huge Nick fan myself I think you should

take someone who's a huge Nick

fan okay that's

Eric glad to be of help

matches I meant why don't you take

Richard to the

game

what I don't know come on keeps his

fingers to himself and he's always minty

fresh I Rich's really nice and

everything it's just so we don't know

him really well you know and plus he's

you know

old than some

people but uh younger than some

buildings you know you should go outside

and be with the three-dimensional

people no inside

good outside

bad you guys are so pathetic oh oh Z

[Laughter]

do she's one of us

now hi you guys hey

hey so we just want to stop by and uh

say good night good

night look at that they won't even turn

their heads all right you guys taking

off my shirt

[Applause]

nah she's

[Music]

lying Joey

Ma

Joey Chandler what are you still doing

here I thought you guys took off oh no

no no she took off with my clothes

are you naked in there well not

exactly I'm wearing

panties

huh you uh you always wear

panties no no this is the first

time wow talk about your bad luck I mean

the first time you try panties and

someone walks off with your

clothes I was not trying them out suszie

asked me to wear them well let me see

no I'm not letting you or anybody else

see ever all right all

right

whoa someone's

flossing Joey some people don't like

that Chandler's wearing panties

what let me see no no you don't have to

see hi

tushy all right one you give me your

underpants oh no no no can't help you

I'm not wearing

any how can you not be wearing any

underwar oh I'm getting heat from the

guy in the hot pink

thong all right look Ross I'll give you

$50 for your

underpants hey

[Music]

[Music]

I am not interested in the guy's

apartment oh please I saw the way you

were checking out his

moldings you want it why would I want

another apartment huh I've already got

an apartment that I love love well it

wouldn't kill you to say it once in a

while all right you want the truth I'm

thinking about

it what I'm sorry I'm 28 years old I've

never lived alone and I'm finally at a

place where I got enough money that I

don't need a roommate anymore whoa whoa

whoa I don't need a roommate either okay

I can afford to live here by myself you

know I may have to bring in somebody

once a week to lick the sil

overwar what are you getting so bent out

of shape for huh it's not like we agreed

to live together forever we're not Burt

ner okay these were unbelievably

expensive and I know he's going to grow

out of in like 20 minutes but I couldn't

[Applause]

resist look at

these hey Ben just do it

[Music]

oh my god oh okay was that too much

pressure for

him wow is he hungry already I guess

so you know

it's something funny about sneakers I'll

be right

back oh H yeah I got to get one

too what are you guys doing we're just

hanging out by the

spoons little

but when you guys grow up this is the

most natural beautiful thing in the

world yeah we know but there's a baby

sucking on

it this is my son having lunch okay it's

going to happen a lot so you better get

used to it now if you have any problem

with it if you're uncomfortable just ask

questions Carol's fine with it come

on Carol

Carol I was just wondering if Joey could

ask you a question about

breastfeeding

sure

uh does it

hurt did it first but not

anymore

Chandler so uh how often can you do

it as much as he needs oh oh okay I got

one I got one

uh if he blows into one does the other

one get bigger

he listen

uh I don't know what I'm going to see

you again well I'm guessing uh tonight

at the coffee house right yeah okay uh

take care yeah

[Music]

we love you and we're here for you luck

good luck

thanks hey ra you uh you want some

sandwich oh what is in that olive loaf

and hams spread no mayo no no cuz Mayo

that would make it

gross hey hey no oh oh oh run baby run

no no Noy no please oh I do so want to

love all animals please no

a bone get a bone you got a bone kidding

me look kib F oh God all right get the

hell off my leg you yiy piece of

crap okay all right we have a problem

well why don't you just reach out and

take his

trampoline okay here I know what we can

do hey hey hey

no okay doggy get the get the

T okay go get sandwich get that sandwich

doggy good doggy get the sandwich get

okay Joey the dog will lick himself but

he will not touch your sandwich what

does

that well if he's not going to eat it I

will oh you crazy Fe he's just a little

[Laughter]

dog wow I I don't know what to say

he what do you say I don't

know it's a bracelet isn't it and it's a

grave too check it out to my best

bud thanks best

bud put it on oh

now no no I think something this nice

should be safe for a special occasion oh

no no that's the beauty part it goes

with everything

you put this on you're good to

go oh man you are so wearing that

bracelet I so am you guys doing for

dinner

tonight well I guess I got to start

saving up for Ross's birthday so I guess

I'll just stay home and eat dust

bunnies you believe how much this is

going to cost do you guys ever get the

feel

that um Chandler and those guys just

don't get that we don't make as much

money as they do yes yeah really it's

like they're always saying let's go here

let's go there like we can afford to go

here and

there yes yes and it's and we always

have to go to you know someplace nice

you know God it's not like we can say

anything about it cuz like this is a

birthday thing you know and it's veros

veros ver

oh my God hey hi what okay I'm at work

it's an ordinary day you know chop chop

chop sauté sauté

saut all of a sudden Leon the manager

calls me into his office turns out they

fired the head lunch chef and guess who

got the job if it's not you this is a

horrible

story fortunately it is me and they made

me head of purchasing thank you very

much

so anyway I just ran into Chandler and

Ross downstairs and they think we should

go out and celebrate you know someplace

nice someplace nice how much you think I

can get for my kidney anymore there's

something about me on that piece of

paper and I want to see it no you

don't all right you know what fine if

you guys want to be children about this

that's fine I do not need to

say man this is weird you ever realize C

his eyebrows are actually on his hat

that's what's weird Joey the man's been

captain of a cereal for the last 40

years oh look what the spoon you licked

and and you

put you licked in your

point yeah so well don't you see how

gross that is I mean that's like you're

using my

toothbrush you use my

toothbrush oh that was only cuz I us use

the red one to unclog the

drain mine is the red

one oh God can open worms

everywhere hey why can't we use the same

toothbrush but we can use the same soap

because soap is

soap it's

self-cleaning all right well next time

you take a shower think about the last

thing I wash and the first thing you

wash hey oh where is where's Richard did

you ditch him yeah right after we stole

his lunch money and gave him a

wedgie what's the matter with you he's

parking the car don't you guys have fun

your boyfriend is so cool really yeah he

let us drive his Jaguar Joey for 12

blcks me for 15

wow he must like you the

best oh and what about that thing he did

when he tipped the guy who showed us to

our seats he never even saw the money it

was like this hey Chand thanks for

showing us to our seats

you're welcome hey Joey thanks for

parking the car no

problem hey Chan I think they get it

okay there's the man

hey hey you're getting better I'm going

to keep this by the

way he kept my dollar just seems so

feudal you know all these women and

nothing

I feel like Superman without my Powers

you

know I have the cape and yet I cannot

fly well now you understand how I feel

every single

day okay the world is my lesbian wedding

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
hematoma /ˌhiːməˈtoʊmə/ C1	noun - a localized collection of blood outside the blood vessels, often caused by injury.
neurosurgeon /ˌn(j)ʊəroʊˈsɜːrdʒən/ C1	noun - a surgeon specializing in diseases of the nervous system.
dire /daɪər/ B2	adjective - extremely serious or urgent.
subcranial /ˌsʌbkˈreɪniəl/ C1	adjective - located beneath the cranium (skull).
intense /ɪnˈtens/ B1	adjective - of extreme force, degree, or strength.
staging /ˈsteɪdʒɪŋ/ B2	noun - the process of preparing and arranging an area for a performance or event.
promoted /prəˈmoʊtɪd/ B1	verb - to raise someone to a higher rank or position.
Lieutenant /luːˈtenənt/ B2	noun - a military rank below captain.
running /ˈrʌnɪŋ/ A2	verb - moving rapidly on foot.
apartment /əˈpɑːrtmənt/ A2	noun - a set of rooms for living in, usually on one floor of a building.
terrific /təˈrɪfɪk/ B1	adjective - very good; excellent.
regular /ˈregjʊlər/ A2	adjective - happening or done at fixed times.
fan /fæn/ A1	noun - a person who admires or supports someone.
stalker /ˈstɔːkər/ B2	noun - a person who harasses or pursues someone.
processor /ˈproʊsɛsər/ B1	noun - a person or thing that processes something.
processing /ˈproʊsɛsɪŋ/ B1	verb - the action or process of dealing with something.
fla /flɑː/ B2	adjective - showing off; ostentatious.
crement /ˈkriːmənt/ C1	noun - a type of sparkling wine.

Key Grammar Structures

• did I miss it did I miss it no no I'm on right after this guy shoots himself

  ➔ Present continuous tense ('I'm on')

  ➔ The phrase "I'm on" uses the present continuous tense to indicate an action happening now or in the near future.

• she taught me all about you know how to work with the cameras and smell the fart acting

  ➔ Infinitive phrase ('how to work')

  ➔ The phrase "how to work" is an infinitive phrase used as the object of the verb "taught."

• I'm afraid the situation is much more dire than we'd expected

  ➔ Past perfect contraction ('we'd expected')

  ➔ The phrase "we'd expected" uses the past perfect contraction to indicate an action completed before another past action.

• perhaps we can discuss this further over coffee

  ➔ Modal verb for suggestion ('can')

  ➔ The word "can" is a modal verb used to make a polite suggestion.

• I'm getting ready for the water ski big one more big H come on big

  ➔ Gerund ('skiing')

  ➔ The word "skiing" is a gerund, functioning as a noun to describe the activity.

• I'll give you $50 for your underpants

  ➔ Future tense with 'will' ('I'll give')

  ➔ The phrase "I'll give" uses the future tense with 'will' to indicate a promise or offer.

• I'm thinking about it

  ➔ Present continuous for future plans ('I'm thinking')

  ➔ The phrase "I'm thinking" uses the present continuous to describe a future plan or intention.

• you're not supposed to be here cuz this is the staging area

  ➔ Contraction ('you're', 'cuz')

  ➔ The words "you're" and "cuz" are contractions of "you are" and "because."