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[English]

I never going out with him again you

know I don't care how much he

begs I think his begging days are over

now that he's going out with Nancy

Branson you know what I've just had it

with high school boys they're just silly

they're just silly stupid boys I'm going

to start dating

men uh I'm sorry Judy I couldn't find

that bowl you and Jack were looking

for call them mom and dad you

loser want to

cook hi

again

hey hey thank you so much oh don't thank

me thank the jerk that never showed up

okay I got to get to

work you want some help with that oh no

thanks I got it oh no I don't who

okay

yeah stood up too fast got a little Head

Rush the

Heat and and the

humidity that's a uh that's a tough

[Laughter]

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combination do you want to come in for

some lemonade like you wouldn't

believe here

oh wow this is a great

place thank

you just make yourself

comfortable

gotcha this place is really my

[Applause]

grandmother's I got it from her when she

moved to Florida otherwise I could never

afford a place like this

[Applause]

so if the landlord ever asks I'm an 87y

old woman who's afraid of her VCR you

thirsty oh you bet I

am okay here's your

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penis oh my God what the hell are you

doing you said you want to come in for

some lemonade

so wow were you just going to give me

Lemonade

yeahuh cover yourself up oh right sorry

I don't believe this I mean someone ask

you in for lemonade and to you that

means they want to have sex um usually

yeah well not just lemonade iced tea

sometimes

juice look sorry I just thought you

liked me such a

jerk it's okay

I suppose it could happen to anyone not

anyone I know

but by the way I can still see

it let that go okay I mean you were the

most beautiful woman in the room

tonight really are you kidding you're

the most beautiful woman in most

room whoa whoa whoa what's going on you

and I just made out you and I are making

out well not

anymore but we don't do that I know I

just thought it would be

fun how drunk are you drunk enough that

I know I want to do this not so drunk

that you should feel guilty about taking

advantage that's a perfect

amount you know what's weird what this

doesn't feel weird I know you're a

really good kisser well I have kissed

over four

women you want to get another the covers

uhhuh

[Laughter]

okay wow you are really fast it bodess

well for me that speed impresses

you we're going to see each other naked

yep you want to do it at the same time

count of three one two two

three well I think it's safe to say that

our friendship is effectively ruined and

we weren't that close

anyway

hello

hello

B Joey what's going

on oh my God I know it's

stuck step how did he get on I put it on

to scare

Chandler oh my God Monica's going to

totally freak out well then help me get

it off plus what it smells really bad in

here of course it smells really bad you

have your head up a dead animal

[Laughter]

oh you get the turkey oh my God oh my

God who is that it's

Joey what what are you doing and is this

supposed to be funny no it's not

supposed to be funny it's supposed to be

scary get that off now I can't it's

stuck I don't care that that turkey has

to feed 20 people at my parents house

and they're not going to eat it off your

head hold on okay let's just I'll

think okay I got it deie all right you

pull I'm going to spread the legs as

wide as I

can Joey now it's not the time sorry

right okay count to three one two three

a it worked I scared you I knew

it I'm over here big guy yeah you

are I can't believe you came

back don't say

anything I don't want to speak I don't

want to think I just want you to take me

and kiss me and make love to me right

here right now

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Rachel

Rachel what you missed the

exit oh sorry my God what were you

thinking

about um

Barry

a I needed that car for transportation

okay I I have a child how hot do I look

in this

huh l a sports car wouldn't it be

cheaper to just stuff a sock down

there that's not what this is about okay

I I am a sports car Enthusiast I've

always been into cars hey what's the

horsepower on this thing I don't know

but but look how

shiny I can't believe you bought this so

can I have a ride St hop

in get ready for the smoothest ride of

your life

damn

it okay who's

next and you if I get really hot um I I

like to pick up this knife and and um I

I put the the cold steel against

um my

body are you all right yeah I'm fine

it's

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what do we got here 20-year-old male

he's got a sever toe on his right

foot could you please not do that feet

first you know where his injury is SE to

you just said

it says here the knife went right

through you shoe of course it did

they're made of

wicker did you bring the toe oh yes I

have it right here on

Ice don't worry son we'll just reattach

it and then what what is it you brought

a

carrot what this isn't your toe this is

a small very cold piece of

carrot you brought a carrot oh my God

there's a toe in my kitchen

happy

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birday it's your

birthday

hey she's not as pretty as she was when

she was

29 Miss green would like to establish

some ground rules before she comes out

she would appreciate it if you didn't

use the words old or downhill or they

still look pretty damn good

they

do Rachel come on out Monica made

breakfast chocolate chip

pancakes we've got

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presents good

ones they all came from the list you

handed out to us two weeks

ago can I keep the presents and still be

29 come on rage look turning 30 is not

that big a deal oh really is that how

you felt when you turned 30 why God why

Rachel Ready or Not Here Comes Your

night and shiny oh

no oh dear Jack how do I turn this off

press the button which one which button

Jack the button the

button I can't believe you did that

yeah

well see he's her Lobster

what kind of Photography uh do you do oh

mostly fashion so there may be models

here from time to time I hope that's

cool yes it is

cool uh because I have models here you

know

never what else oh yeah during the

summer I spend most weekends at my

sister's beach house which you are

welcome to use by the way although I

should probably tell you she's a porn

star

well listen I uh still have one more

person to uh meet but unless it turns

out to be your

sister I think your chances are pretty

good all

right who are you hi I'm Eric I'm going

to be Chandler's new roommate I'm

Chandler's new

roommate I don't think so I could be

Chandler's new

roommate but he told me over the phone

he told me in person

that's weird well I'm going to uh going

to my new apartment

[Laughter]

now both wanted

to

interesting

anyway um probably worked out for the

the

best yeah sure okay in about 10 seconds

you're going to see him kiss me and in

about 5 Seconds you're going to see

why Ro I ever tell you about the time

that I went backpacking through Western

[Laughter]

Europe okay get ready to see some

begging oh you came on the

r what now I'm so

happy what are you talking about you use

the Europe story that's the magic story

you use when you want to have

sex how do you know about that story how

do you know about that

story I heard it from my friend Irene

who heard it from some guy some guy

no no she told me that his name was Ken

Adams

Adam hey hey check out the flyers for

the band I made him on a Macintosh in

the computer room awesome the name

really stands out thanks to a little

something called helvetica bold 24 point

man we're going to rock that Asian

Student

Union hey guys hey Miss hey Missy you

know our band is playing on Friday yeah

yeah you should come check us out we'll

call way no

way no way

way great I'll be there fresh boss she's

gone I know

it you know I'm totally going to ask her

out dude I was going to ask her out I

said at first bro well I thought at

first

holes look if you did wait wait what are

we

doing what we have is too important to

mess it up over some girl I mean we can

get laid anytime we want

totally I had sex in high school me too

I'm good at

it all right I say we make a pack

neither of us will go out with Miss

Goldberg you got

it all right so that's Missy Goldberg VB

Kates and Molly ringwalt who neither of

us can go out with those are the packs

oh and Sheena Easton but we probably

couldn't get her

anyway maybe not you I know my life's

gone pretty well but I look around and I

just see so many people who have

accomplished so many of their goals by

the time they're 30 yeah but you

shouldn't compare yourself to

me do baby

there you

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go did it one mile on a hippity hop

that's it that's everything I wanted to

do before I was 30 oh except I wanted to

patch things up with my sister oh but

Y and and girls this thing is a godsend

if you know what I mean

woo

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
beg /bɛɡ/ A1	verb - to ask for something in a desperate or humble manner
silly /ˈsɪli/ A1	adjective - foolish or ridiculous
dating /ˈdeɪtɪŋ/ A1	noun - the activity of spending time with someone in a romantic context
jerk /dʒɜːrk/ A2	noun - a foolish or contemptible person
lemonade /ˈlɛməˌneɪd/ A1	noun - a sweet drink made from lemons, sugar, and water
believe /bɪˈliːv/ A1	verb - to accept something as true
kiss /kɪs/ A1	verb - to touch someone with one's lips as a sign of affection
naked /ˈneɪkɪd/ A2	adjective - not wearing any clothes
ruin /ˈruːɪn/ B1	verb - to severely harm the structure or appearance of something
enthusiast /ɪnˈθuːziæst/ B1	noun - a person who is very interested in a particular activity or subject
horsepower /ˈhɔːrsˌpaʊər/ B1	noun - a unit of power equal to 550 foot-pounds per second
reattach /riːəˈtætʃ/ B2	verb - to fasten or join something back to where it was
establish /ɪˈstæblɪʃ/ B1	verb - to set up or create something on a firm or permanent basis
photography /fəˈtɒɡrəfi/ A2	noun - the art or practice of taking and processing photographs
backpacking /ˈbækˌpækɪŋ/ B1	noun - traveling or hiking while carrying one's belongings in a backpack
accomplish /əˈkɒmplɪʃ/ B1	verb - to successfully complete a task or goal

Key Grammar Structures

• I never going out with him again you know I don't care how much he begs

  ➔ Present continuous with 'be going to' for future plans

  ➔ The phrase 'I never going out with him again' incorrectly uses 'going' instead of 'am going,' but the intended structure is 'be going to' to express a future decision.

• I think his begging days are over now that he's going out with Nancy Branson

  ➔ Present perfect continuous for ongoing actions

  ➔ The phrase 'his begging days are over' uses the present perfect continuous to imply that the action of begging has been ongoing but is now stopping.

• I'm going to start dating men

  ➔ Future intention with 'be going to'

  ➔ The phrase 'I'm going to start dating men' clearly expresses a future intention using 'be going to.'

• You said you want to come in for some lemonade

  ➔ Past simple for completed actions

  ➔ The phrase 'You said you want to come in' uses the past simple to indicate a completed action in the past.

• I have kissed over four women

  ➔ Present perfect for past actions with present relevance

  ➔ The phrase 'I have kissed over four women' uses the present perfect to emphasize the relevance of past actions to the present.