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Okay. Give me a chance to win my money

back. Okay. Sudden death, one goal,

$1,000.

>> You serious?

>> Oh, yes.

>> Okay. Get ready to owe me.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. Here we go. Ready?

[Music]

I can't

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[Music]

no

one can beat me.

>> See, now that's why only the little fake

men are supposed to do the kicking.

Who sold the story to Archie Comics?

>> Oh my god, that's so great. Oh wow,

you're a publish writer. I wish I had a

present for you.

>> Wait a minute.

>> My last kid could get more.

>> You want to share it?

>> Okay. Okay.

>> Hey. Hey. Okay, Jenn. Look, I know

you're mad, but I just want to say I'm

sorry. I I was a total jerk. Completely

o over the line. I I just I hate pulp,

you know. I You know how Monica feels

about low-fat mayonnaise.

>> Not mayonnaise.

>> It's my favorite part.

>> Yeah, me too.

>> Oh, you know what's sadder than this?

Bambi.

>> I cried for three days with that movie.

No, wait, two, cuz on the third day, my

mother killed herself. So, I was partly

crying for that.

Well, see now that I can see crying

over, but Bambi is a cartoon.

>> You didn't cry when Bambi's mother died?

>> Yes. It was very sad when the guy

stopped drawing the deer.

>> I'm doing okay. I think it's going well.

Do you think they're having fun? Am I

talking too fast?

>> Nope. Sound like me.

>> It is going great. Look at Chandler with

little baby girl Chandler.

>> Little baby girl Chandler. Where have I

heard that before? All right, Coach

Ruben.

You know what, Feebs? Uh, when you're

done over there, we've got a kind of

situation over here, too.

>> Nuh-uh. No, we are all responsible for

our own babies.

>> See, that's where I think that you're

wrong. You We've been playing these

babies manto man. We should really be

playing a zone defense.

>> What do you mean?

>> I just think things will go a lot

smoother if we each have our own zone.

You know, Phoebe, you can be in charge

of wiping

and you know, man, you can be in charge

of diapering and I can be in charge of

looking how cute they are when they put

their hands.

>> That sounds really great, but maybe you

should be in charge of wiping.

>> Okay, I'm a rookie. I should not be in

the end zone.

I got something important to tell you.

>> Guys,

>> guys.

Guys,

>> I'm going to ask Monica to marry me.

>> I think we got to end the freeze out.

>> Wait a minute. Is this Is this for real?

>> Yeah. Check out the ring.

>> Oh my god.

So, you two are really serious.

>> Yeah, pretty much.

You You're going to get married? I mean,

we're gonna be brothersin-law. Come

here.

>> And and and we're gonna be friends

again.

>> What?

>> Water under the bridge. Forget it.

>> I was going to wait till it was

official, you know. But I got so

excited. I just had to tell you guys cuz

you're my best friend. I

>> think I'm going to cry.

>> No more crying. Please. I just dumped

one cry baby. I'll dump you, too.

I'm going to ask Monica to marry me.

>> Oh my god.

Oh my god.

>> Oh, Jiller, you guys are going to be so

happy.

>> I know.

>> Where's all the tissue?

[Applause]

[Music]

>> Check out the ring.

>> Oh, nice. One and a half karat easy.

Hey, hey, Febs. Chandler's going to ask

Monica to marry him.

>> Oh, I know. I helped pick out the ring.

>> You told her before you told us.

>> Well, she walked in while I was looking

at the ring brochures. You can

understand that, right?

Guys,

guys, got you the Joey special. Two

pizzas.

Joe.

Hello. Damn it.

Hello. No, Joey's not here right now,

but I can take a message. I think

he's still got a chance for the part.

Oh, that's great news. Well, no,

obviously not for the actor who was

mauled by his dog.

Oh, well, that's great. I will give Joey

the message. Thank you. Yes.

Okay.

Mac

audition

at two.

Allergy

actor

attacked

by dog.

Not

flowers.

>> Hey,

>> please tell me you got the message.

>> What message?

>> The actor playing Mac couldn't do it.

They needed to see you at 2:00.

>> What? It's 6:00.

>> I wrote I wrote it on the board. I wrote

it on the board and then I went all over

New York City looking for you. I went to

Ross'. I went to the coffee house. I

went to any place that they make

sandwiches.

>> I can't believe this, Chandler. I'm

>> sorry. I I I don't know what to say.

>> Well, you you might say,

"Congratulations.

I saw the board. I went to the audition.

I got the board."

>> Is that supposed to be funny? I was

really worried over here.

>> Oh, well,

>> you know, sometimes that fake out thing

is just mean.

>> Oh, wow. Okay, man. I'm sorry. I did not

mean to make you feel bad.

>> Well, that's good because you didn't.

And I'm incredibly happy for you.

>> That's mean.

>> You really had me going there.

>> We could do this all day.

>> Yeah, you're right.

>> So sorry. Please stop freaking out.

>> I'm not freaking out.

Why would I be freaking out? A woman

named Hildy called and said we were

getting married, but that happens every

day.

Honey, we were at this beautiful place

and I I I just put our names down for

fun. I mean, what's the harm in that?

>> Right here, Mom.

>> Chandler, please don't think I was

trying to pressure you. Phoebe and

Rachel just thought that

>> Phoebe and Rachel. So, the people that

knew about our wedding before me were

you, Phoebe and Rachel, Hildy, and

apparently some band called the

Starlight Magic 7, who are available, by

the way.

It was a mistake. Please don't take this

to mean anything because it doesn't.

>> Okay.

>> Really?

>> Yes. If it really doesn't mean anything

because you know that I'm just not

ready.

>> I know.

>> I know.

>> Okay.

All right.

>> I'm going to go tell Joey that that

you're back. He's really worried about

you.

Hey, did she buy it?

>> Totally.

>> So, did Hildy show you the place?

>> Yeah, it's beautiful.

>> Yeah.

>> I can't believe you're going to ask

Monica to marry you.

>> I know.

[Applause]

>> You know that girl you went to college

with who who became a movie director?

>> Oh, yeah. Dana Keystone. She was in my

movement class.

What's a movement class?

>> It's Chandler's way of pretending he

didn't take mime.

>> Oh, well, listen. Anyway, she's

directing the new Al Pacino movie. You

got to get me an audition.

>> Oh, I don't know, man. I haven't talked

to her in like 10 years.

>> Oh, no. No. Please, please, Chandler. I

I would owe you so much.

>> You do owe me so much.

>> You owe me 3,000.

>> Why are you changing the subject? What?

>> Will you make the call or what?

>> Okay, I'll I'll try.

>> All right. Thanks. You're the best. Now,

listen. The last day of auditions is

Thursday. Okay. So, I got to get in

there by Thursday. Okay. Just remember

Thursday. Thursday. Can you remember

Thursday?

Yeah. So, Tuesday.

Thursday.

Look, if you need help remembering, just

think of it like this. The third day.

All right. Monday, one day. Tuesday, two

day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day?

Thursday.

The third day. Okay.

>> Thank you. Okay. This is the 9 millionth

ring store we've been to and I can't

find the perfect ring. Ugly ring. Ugly

ring. Ugly ring.

It's a beautiful selection.

Okay. So, maybe you don't get her a

ring. Maybe you maybe you do something

different, you know. Maybe you get her

an engagement bracelet, you know, or an

engagement tiara or oh, an engagement

revolutionary war musket.

You know, I'm so glad I picked you to

help me with this.

>> Can't you just imagine getting down on

one knee and handing her this gorgeous

piece of weaponry?

>> Yeah, I'm going to stick with the ring.

I'm going to be moving out, man.

>> Wow.

Oh. Uh, hey, really happy for you guys.

Congratulations. See you later.

>> Hey, Julie, are you okay?

>> Yeah, I've got to go. Well, I've got an

acting job.

>> Like, you believe that?

>> This sucks.

>> Look, I'm I'm just going to be right

across the hall. And I promise you, the

minute Monica and I break up, I'm moving

right back in with you.

Okay? Look, look, look. Uh, if you're

going to be moving in with him, I feel

that it is my responsibility to tell you

the truth about him. Okay? He's a

terrible roommate. Terrible. He uh

forgets to um he always he always uh Oh,

my kid needs the best roommate ever.

The most beautiful engagement ring ever.

>> Yeah, well, you should know. You bought

like a billion of them.

>> Yeah, you didn't get one.

>> Okay. Well, tonight's the big night.

>> Hey, listen. How you going to ask her?

>> It is going to be perfect. I am taking

her to her favorite restaurant. I'm

going to get her a bottle of the

champagne that she really loves,

therefore knows how expensive it is.

Then when the glasses are full, instead

of proposing a toast, I'm just going to

propose.

>> It sounds perfect.

>> You're going to mess it up. Let me do

it.

>> I'm not going to mess it up.

>> If she says no, can I have the ring?

>> She's not going to say no.

>> If

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

Give it.

>> It's gone.

>> Phoebe.

>> I'm not moving.

>> We're practically kissing.

>> Okay.

Alison, I'm going to be moving out. So,

you are going to be in charge of paying

the rent,

>> right? And when does that do?

>> First of the month.

>> That's every month.

>> No, just the months you actually want to

live here.

>> Okay. Here's the phone bill.

>> Oh my god.

That's our phone number.

>> Well, look, I know I kind of sprung this

whole me moving out on you thing, so why

don't I just I just cover you for a

while. No, no, no way. Joey Tribani does

not take charity

anymore.

>> It's not charity, Joe.

>> I don't know. Forget it. Okay. I mean,

thanks, but I'm done taking money from

you. All right. I could take care of

myself now. What's next? Come on.

>> Okay. Uh, here's the electric bill.

>> This is how much we pay for electric.

>> Well, yeah.

[Applause]

>> So, we'll do the rest of the bills

later, then.

Hey, what are you doing here? Shouldn't

you be at work?

>> Uh, they sent me home. They said I can't

work if I'm sick.

>> Oh, I'm so sorry that you're sick.

>> I'm not sick.

>> I don't get sick. Getting sick is for

weeklings. It's for pansies.

>> Honey, no one thinks that you're a

pansy. But we do think that you need a

tissue.

>> I have not been sick in over 3 years.

I'm going to grab you some tissue. I

>> I don't need a tissue. I'm fine.

>> When you put a D at the end of fine,

you're not fine.

>> I'm fine.

I'm fine.

You know, it's a really hard word to

say. Okay. So, what do you what do you

want to do? Let's do something crazy.

>> I know. Let's rest and drink lots of

fluids.

Okay, I'll rest. But you know, if I'm

going to bed, then you're coming with

me.

>> See, that would be impossible to resist

if you weren't all

drippy here.

>> Are you saying that you don't want to

get with this?

[Laughter]

>> Yeah, I don't think you should say that

even when you're healthy.

Come on.

>> Don't take this personally, okay? It's

just that I just can't have sex with a

sick person now.

>> I'm with you, Chandler. I mean, I can't

have sex with a sick person either, and

it's disgusting. But I'm not sick. Let

me prove it to you.

We are two healthy people and the bribe

of lime.

>> See, that's the thing. I would like to

stay in the prawn madler.

>> Oh, what is it, honey? You need some

tea? Some soup?

>> Calling Dr. Big. Dr. Big to the bed.

>> Oh jeez, honey. I thought I thought you

were asleep. How could I be asleep

knowing that you were the next room?

>> I was asleep.

>> Oh, no. No, no, honey. You know what's

sexy? Layers.

>> Layers are sexy and blankets are sexy

and Oh, hot water bottles are sexy.

>> Come on, get it to bed. I want to prove

to you that I'm not sick. I want to make

you feel as good as I feel.

Please get some rest.

>> I'm fine.

[Laughter]

>> Oh my god,

[Applause]

Chandler.

And all my life

I never thought I would be so lucky

is to fall in love with my best.

My best.

There's a reason why girls don't do

this.

>> Okay. Okay. I'll do it. I thought

I can do this.

I thought that it mattered what I said

or where I said it.

Then I realized

the only thing that matters is that you

you make me happier than I ever thought

I could be.

And if you let me,

I will spend the rest of my life trying

to make you feel the same way.

>> Monica,

>> will you marry me?

>> Yes.

[Applause]

[Music]

I knew you were likely to take a wife.

>> Can we come in yet? We're dying out

here.

>> Come in. Come in.

>> You're engaged.

This is the least jealous I've ever

been.

>> Oh, no. Wait, no. This is wrong. Ross

isn't here.

>> Oh, Hel's done this three times. He

knows what it's about. Okay,

>> Chandler.

>> Okay.

>> And your horoscope says on the 5th, a

special someone is going to give you a

gift.

>> Oh, well, thank you in advance.

Oh, but the 12th brings a lover's spat.

>> You're going to make a joke about my

special present.

>> Why would you do that?

>> Oh, wait. And on the 19th, a secret

crush announces itself.

>> Hey guys. Hey.

>> Oh my god. It's Joey Tribion of Mac and

Cheese.

>> Oh, that's right. It's your first day.

So, are you psyched to fight fake crime

with your robot sidekick?

>> Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV

series? I've dreamed about this for

years.

Why have I not been preparing?

>> No, Joey. You're going to be great.

>> But I got to act with a robot, thieves.

And And I don't know anything about

technology. I can't even use Chandler's

computer to find porn.

And And that's only cuz it's right there

when you turn it on.

I think our lover's spat will start a

little early this month.

>> I'll be waiting.

>> Hi. Hey.

>> So, uh, Estelle, line up a bunch of

auditions for me tomorrow and I'll have

my health insurance back in no time.

That's great. But shouldn't you be on a

toilet right now?

>> What? What's wrong with you?

Nothing. Well, I I I got this blinding

pain in my stomach when I was lifting

weights before and then I uh passed out

and uh haven't been able to stand up

since. But uh I don't think it's

anything serious.

>> This sounds like a hernia. You have to

you go to the doctor.

>> No way. Hey, look. If I'm going to go to

the doctor for anything, it's going to

be for this thing sticking out of my

stomach.

That's a hernia. Might have to start

working out again.

>> Damn you 15s.

>> Dude, some guy just called for you.

>> Who wasn't?

>> I don't know. How about thanks for

taking the message? Jeez.

>> Hey, listen. You know, when you move in,

Rachel's room's going to be empty. You

want to talk about what we want to do

with it?

>> Sure.

>> Okay. I was thinking we should have a

beautiful guest room, right? with um a

mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables

with flowers on it all the time. And

then we can have like a roll top desk

with little comment cards so people can

tell us how much they love staying here.

>> Whatever. You know, I really haven't

thought about it that much.

>> Well, I like that idea obviously,

but I was thinking maybe maybe it could

be a game room, you know? I mean, you

can buy old arcade games like uh like

Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200.

The real ones, the big big big ones.

No.

>> Okay. So, you mean no as in G Chandler?

What an interesting idea. Let's discuss

it before we reject it completely.

>> Oh, I'm sorry. Of course.

Yes. Interesting idea. Um, talk about

it. But no.

>> So, that's it.

>> I just don't think that, you know,

arcade games go in the beautiful guest

room. The beautiful guest room is going

to be filled with antiques,

>> which is why Asteroids is perfect. It's

the oldest game.

>> What do you have against the beautiful

guest room?

>> Nothing. I don't have anything against

the beautiful guest room, especially

since everybody that we know lives about

30 seconds away.

>> Are you mocking me?

>> No, I'm not mocking you or your

beautiful giggling.

>> Hey, what's up?

>> Not that Monica and I had a stupid

fight.

>> But you're still moving in together,

right? because my ad came out today.

>> Wanted female roommate, non-smoker, non-

ugly.

>> Nice.

>> I just figured, you know, after living

with you, it'd be an interesting change

of pace to have a female roommate, you

know, someone I could learn from.

Someone someone who's different than me.

And what's more different than me, a guy

who's not 19, than say a girl who is 19.

Not just a hat rack, my friend.

>> Actually, I I should get going.

>> Oh, no, no, stay. Stay because you you

should you you should stay.

>> Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I

just I don't feel that way about you.

>> Oh, no, no, no. That's not No, no, no.

>> I'm sorry, Chandler. You know, you are

such a sweet guy and I I don't want to

hurt you. Oh, I I wish there was

something I could do to make you feel

better.

>> No. Well, really,

>> of course.

>> Well, it just hurts so bad. I uh

>> Oh, I'm sorry.

>> Well, maybe there is one thing you can

do.

>> What? Anything. Anything.

>> Well, u I mean, this is just off the top

of my head now. Um,

but I have this friend, uh, this actor

friend, and he would kill me if he knew

that I was doing this. Um, but,

um, would it be possible for him to get

an audition for your movie, say, on

Thursday?

>> Absolutely.

But

you you'd really feel better about me

rejecting you if your actor friend can

audition for my movie?

>> Well, the heart wants what it wants.

I'll see you later.

I don't want to hang out with you guys

two nights in a row. I'm so sorry.

>> Wh Why did she not want to hang out with

us?

>> Because she uh she she thinks that you

are blah

and and that uh you Monica are uh too

loud.

>> What?

>> What?

>> So she was just pretending to have a

good time last night. She was lying to

our faces.

>> I can't believe this. I mean, who is she

to judge us? We could not have been

nicer to her.

>> And I am not blah. I am a hoot.

>> No, come on. Please, please, you guys

don't don't be mad. I'm sure she just

she just said that stuff because she was

nervous cuz you guys are like my best

friends, you know, and it was our first

date. Plus, she's really sick.

>> No, you she No, you said you made that

up.

>> I know. But don't you think the sick

thing is way better than the play thing?

>> They're both good. I generally just go

with Monica's drunk again.

>> Come on, you guys. Come on. Please,

please, just give her another chance.

Huh? She'll come around. I promise.

>> Of course, we will. Come on. We got to

make dinner.

>> Okay.

>> I do not like that woman.

>> I can hear you.

I am loud

>> in the kitchen. I will look in the back

closet.

>> I can save you time, ladies. I'm right

here.

>> Yeah, Chandler, why don't you take a

walk? This doesn't concern you.

>> We are looking for our Christmas

presents for Monica.

>> What? That's terrible.

>> No, no, we do it every year.

>> Oh, well, that that makes it not

terrible.

>> No. Yeah, we never find them. She's

always bested us. That wy minkx.

Yeah, don't worry. We're just going to

search here for an hour and then we're

going to go over to Joey's and search.

Okay.

>> No, not okay. You can't look for

Monica's presents.

>> Oh, no, we have to.

>> No, you don't have to. And you can't

because I I live here, too.

>> Well, then you should look with us.

>> Why?

>> Chandler, aren't you worried about what

to get Monica for Christmas?

>> No. I have a great idea for a present

for her.

>> Oh, that's it. A great idea. I guess

>> Chandler, that's not enough. I mean,

what if she gets you a great present,

two medium presents, and then a bunch of

little presents, and you've just gotten

her one great present? I mean, that's

just going to make her feel bad. Why

would you do that to her, Chandler? Why?

Why?

>> If I helped, we could find him faster.

>> That's right.

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
marry ˈmæri A2	verb - to enter into marriage with someone
married ˈmærɪd A2	adjective - having a spouse; united in marriage
engagement ɪnˈɡeɪdʒmənt B1	noun - a formal agreement to marry; a promise to marry
proposal prəˈpoʊzəl B2	noun - an offer to marry someone
ring rɪŋ A1	noun - a circular band, especially one worn on a finger as a symbol of marriage verb - to encircle or surround something with a ring
cry kraɪ A1	verb - to shed tears, often as an expression of emotion
sick sɪk A1	adjective - ill; affected by disease
roommate ˈruːmmeɪt B1	noun - a person who shares a room or living space
audition ˈɔː.dɪ.ʃən B2	noun - a trial performance to demonstrate suitability for a role verb - to perform in a trial to get a role
responsibility rɪˌspɒn.sɪˈbɪl.ɪ.ti B2	noun - the state of being accountable or required to deal with something
tissue ˈtɪʃ.uː A2	noun - a thin piece of soft paper used for wiping the nose or face
friend frɛnd A1	noun - a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard
lucky ˈlʌki A2	adjective - having good fortune; fortunate
pretend prɪˈtɛnd B1	verb - to act as if something is true when it is not
pressure ˈprɛʃər B2	noun - the use of force or influence to make someone do something verb - to try to persuade someone to do something
forget fərˈɡɛt A2	verb - to fail to remember
promise ˈprɒmɪs B1	noun - a declaration that one will or will not do something verb - to assure someone that something will happen
nervous ˈnɜːrvəs B1	adjective - feeling anxious or uneasy

Key Grammar Structures

• Okay. Give me a chance **to win** my money back.

  ➔ Infinitive of purpose (to + verb)

  ➔ The phrase **"to win"** tells us why the speaker wants a chance – it expresses purpose.

• I’m **going to ask** Monica to marry me.

  ➔ ‘Going to’ future for a planned action

  ➔ The structure **"going to ask"** signals a decision already made and intended to be carried out soon.

• If she **says** no, can I have the ring?

  ➔ First conditional (if + present simple, will / can + base verb)

  ➔ The verb **"says"** is in the present simple, which is required after *if* in a real‑future condition.

• I’ve **got** an acting job.

  ➔ Present perfect (have/has + past participle) – ‘got’ as past participle of ‘get’

  ➔ The auxiliary **"have"** plus the past participle **"got"** shows an action that started in the past and is relevant now.

• I **would** owe you so much.

  ➔ Modal verb ‘would’ for hypothetical or polite conditional

  ➔ The modal **"would"** expresses a condition that is not real at the moment – a hypothetical debt.

• I’m **not** sick.

  ➔ Negative present simple with ‘not’ + adjective

  ➔ The word **"not"** directly negates the adjective **"sick"**, stating a fact about the present.

• I think I’m **going to cry**.

  ➔ Indirect speech with ‘think’ + present + ‘going to’ future

  ➔ The clause **"I’m going to cry"** is embedded after **"think"**, showing the speaker’s prediction about the near future.

• We **have been playing** these babies manto man.

  ➔ Present perfect continuous (have/has + been + verb‑ing)

  ➔ The phrase **"have been playing"** indicates an action that started earlier and is still ongoing.

• I don’t know **what to say**.

  ➔ Negative verb + infinitive clause (what + to + verb)

  ➔ The structure **"what to say"** functions as a noun phrase, the object of **"know"**, showing uncertainty about the appropriate utterance.