Chandler.
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Chandler. I saw what you were doing
00:04
00:06
through the window. I saw what you were
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00:08
doing to my sister. Now get out of here.
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00:12
Listen, we had a good run. You know,
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00:14
what was it? Four, five months. I mean,
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00:17
that's more than most people have in a
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00:18
lifetime. So, goodbye. Take care.
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00:19
Bye-bye then.
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00:22
>> What are you doing?
00:22
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>> Oh, I'm going on the lamb.
00:23
00:25
>> Come on, J. Come on. I can handle Ross.
00:25
00:29
Hold on.
00:29
00:33
>> Hey, Ross. What's up, bro?
00:33
00:37
>> What
00:37
00:39
the hell are you doing?
00:39
00:41
>> Hey, what's what's going on?
00:41
00:42
>> Well, I think I think Ross knows about
00:42
00:45
me and Monica.
00:45
00:48
>> Dude, he's right there.
00:48
00:52
>> I thought you were my best friend. This
00:52
00:54
is my sister. My best friend. And my
00:54
00:57
sister. I I cannot believe this.
00:57
00:59
>> Look, we're not just messing around. I
00:59
01:01
love her, okay? I'm in love with her.
01:02
01:06
>> I'm so sorry that you had to find out
01:06
01:08
this way.
01:08
01:10
Sorry, but it's true. I I love him, too.
01:10
01:20
>> My best friend and my sister.
01:20
01:25
I cannot believe this.
01:25
01:28
>> Oh, sorry. You guys want to probably get
01:28
01:31
some hugs in, too, huh? Big news.
01:31
01:34
>> No, that's okay. We've actually known
01:34
01:36
for a while.
01:36
01:41
>> What? What? What? You guys knew? You You
01:41
01:44
all knew and you didn't tell me?
01:44
01:46
>> Well, Ross, we were worried about you.
01:46
01:49
Okay. We didn't know how you were going
01:49
01:50
to react.
01:50
01:54
You were worried about me.
01:54
01:58
You didn't know how I was going to
01:58
02:00
react.
02:00
02:03
Okay. All right. What do you say we all
02:03
02:07
uh clear out of here and let these two
02:07
02:08
love birds get back down to business?
02:08
02:13
>> Hey, hey, hey. I'm just talking here. He
02:13
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He's the one doing your sister.
02:15
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>> Dude, we got to talk.
02:18
02:20
>> Okay. I just wanted to tell you
02:20
02:22
something before you heard it from
02:22
02:23
someone else. And I hope this isn't too
02:23
02:26
weird, but uh
02:26
02:30
I had a a thing with Janice.
02:30
02:33
[Laughter]
02:33
02:37
>> Well, you you're not mad?
02:37
02:39
>> Why would I be mad?
02:39
02:40
>> Well, because you know there are certain
02:40
02:41
rules about this kind of stuff. If you
02:42
02:44
don't uh you don't fool around with your
02:44
02:46
friends ex-girlfriends or uh possible
02:46
02:49
girlfriends or girls they're related to.
02:49
02:57
I am mad.
02:57
03:00
Well, you know what I'm going to do? I'm
03:00
03:02
going to forgive you because that's what
03:02
03:04
friends do. They forgive their friends
03:04
03:07
when they do everything you just said.
03:07
03:08
All the things on the list there. Well,
03:08
03:11
but I want you to remember that I
03:11
03:14
forgave you.
03:14
03:17
>> Okay? I also want you to remember that I
03:17
03:20
let you live here rentree.
03:20
03:23
All right? And I want you to remember
03:23
03:25
that I gave you $27.
03:25
03:31
No strings attached. Now, if you can't
03:31
03:33
remember that, I think we should write
03:33
03:35
it down. Let's write it down.
03:35
03:36
>> You really think this is okay?
03:36
03:37
>> Well, Ross and Emily aren't going to use
03:38
03:39
it.
03:39
03:41
Oh, it's so beautiful.
03:41
03:43
>> Oh,
03:43
03:45
you know, I I don't know if I feel right
03:45
03:46
about this.
03:46
03:47
>> Oh, mama. Mama mama.
03:47
03:50
>> This is the honeymoon suite. The room
03:50
03:53
expects sex.
03:53
03:56
The room would be disappointed if it
03:56
03:58
didn't get sex. All the other honeymoon
03:58
04:01
suites would think it was a loser.
04:01
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>> Okay. Okay,
04:05
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>> Emily. Nope. Not under here.
04:09
04:13
>> Oh, do you want to talk to Chandler?
04:13
04:15
>> Is that Joey? Let me talk to him.
04:15
04:16
>> No, cuz he didn't believe in my movie.
04:16
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>> Which is a big mistake because it is
04:18
04:21
real. Real.
04:21
04:23
>> Hey, you know what? I've been trying to
04:23
04:24
apologize to him all week. If he's not
04:24
04:25
going to let me do it on the phone, I'm
04:25
04:27
going to go down there. I'm going to do
04:27
04:28
it in person.
04:28
04:29
>> Uh, thieves. I heard that. Uh, can you
04:29
04:30
put him on?
04:30
04:31
>> Yeah.
04:31
04:34
Hey, don't come out here.
04:34
04:37
No, no, no, no. I support you 100% and I
04:38
04:40
want to prove that to you in person.
04:40
04:41
>> I got that. I forgive you. Don't come
04:41
04:43
out here.
04:43
04:45
>> Forgive me. You haven't been taking my
04:45
04:46
calls for a week.
04:46
04:47
>> Well, I'm totally over it, Chandler.
04:47
04:49
Friends forever. Don't come out here.
04:49
04:52
>> Would you mind doing a picture with us?
04:52
04:56
>> What was that?
04:56
04:57
>> Uh, entertainment tonight.
04:57
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>> Yeah. Okay. So, good talking to you. And
04:59
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don't come out here. All right.
05:02
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What took you so long?
05:12
05:13
>> I got caught up at work, but I'm
05:13
05:15
quitting tomorrow.
05:15
05:21
So, thanks for having me over.
05:21
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>> Ra
05:26
05:32
peeps.
05:32
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>> See you.
05:42
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>> What the hell was that?
05:46
05:49
probably some, you know, European
05:49
05:50
goodbye thing he picked up in London. I
05:50
05:53
It's not European.
05:53
05:55
>> It felt French.
05:55
05:58
>> And you know, if I get really hot, um I
05:58
06:01
I like to pick up this knife and and um
06:01
06:06
I I put the the cold steel against um
06:06
06:12
my body.
06:12
06:16
>> Are you all right?
06:16
06:18
I'm fine.
06:18
06:22
[Music]
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06:25
[Applause]
06:25
06:28
[Music]
06:28
06:34
What do we got here? 20-year-old male.
06:34
06:36
He's got a severed toe on his right
06:36
06:38
foot.
06:38
06:41
>> Could you please not do that feet first?
06:41
06:44
You know where his injury is. Severed
06:44
06:46
toe. You just said it.
06:46
06:49
It says here the knife went right
06:49
06:50
through your shoe.
06:50
06:51
>> Of course it did. They're made of
06:51
06:52
wicker.
06:52
06:55
>> Did you bring the toe?
06:55
06:56
>> Oh, yes. I have it right here on ice.
06:56
06:59
>> Don't worry, son. We'll just reattach
06:59
07:01
it. And then
07:01
07:02
>> what? What is it?
07:02
07:04
>> You brought a carrot.
07:04
07:08
>> What? This isn't your toe. This is a
07:08
07:10
small, very cold piece of carrot.
07:10
07:13
>> You brought a carrot? Oh my god, there's
07:13
07:17
a toe in my kitchen.
07:17
07:34
>> Monica,
07:34
07:37
what time is it?
07:38
07:39
>> Uh, 9,
07:39
07:43
but it's dark out. Um, well, that's
07:43
07:45
because you always sleep till noon,
07:45
07:47
silly.
07:47
07:49
>> This is what 9 looks like.
07:49
07:52
>> I guess I'll get washed up then.
07:52
07:55
>> Watch that sunrise.
07:55
08:00
>> I'm really getting tired of sneaking
08:00
08:02
around all the time.
08:02
08:03
>> I know. Me, too. You know, hey, you know
08:03
08:04
what? What if we went away for the whole
08:04
08:05
weekend? You know, we'd have no
08:06
08:07
interruptions and we could be naked the
08:07
08:09
entire time.
08:09
08:10
>> All weekend? That's a whole lot of
08:10
08:12
naked.
08:12
08:14
Yeah, I can say that I have a conference
08:14
08:15
and you can say you have a chef thing.
08:15
08:18
>> Oh, I've always wanted to go to this
08:18
08:19
culinary fair that they have in Jersey.
08:19
08:21
>> Okay. You know, you're not though.
08:21
08:25
>> Let's go.
08:25
08:25
>> Okay. Wait, what about Joey?
08:25
08:38
[Music]
08:38
08:44
Dan Rolos.
08:44
08:48
>> Hey, you're back.
08:48
08:48
>> Hey, how was your conference?
08:48
08:51
>> It was terrible. I fought with my
08:51
08:53
colleagues the entire time. Are you
08:53
08:55
kidding with this?
08:55
08:58
>> Uh, so your weekend was a total bust.
08:58
09:00
>> Uh, no. I got to see Donald Trump
09:00
09:02
waiting for an elevator.
09:02
09:08
All right.
09:08
09:10
Hey, Mr. Bing. That uh hotel you stayed
09:10
09:14
at called
09:14
09:16
said someone left an eyelash curler in
09:16
09:18
your room.
09:18
09:22
>> Yes, that was mine.
09:22
09:25
Cuz I figured you hooked up with some
09:25
09:27
girl and she left it there.
09:27
09:29
>> Yes, that would have made more sense.
09:29
09:32
>> You know, I I don't even feel like I
09:32
09:34
know you anymore, man. All right. Look,
09:34
09:38
I'm just going to ask you this one time.
09:38
09:40
All right? And whatever you say, I'll
09:40
09:41
believe you.
09:41
09:44
Were you or were you not on a gay
09:44
09:47
cruise?
09:47
09:54
>> Hey. Hey.
09:54
09:55
>> Hey.
09:55
09:55
>> Oh, hey, Monica. I heard you saw Donald
09:55
09:58
Trump at your convention.
09:58
09:59
>> Yeah. So, I'm waiting for an elevator.
09:59
10:04
>> Hey, Ra. Can you borrow your eyelash
10:04
10:06
curler? I think I lost mine. Yeah, it's
10:06
10:07
in the back.
10:07
10:09
[Applause]
10:09
10:15
>> Joey, can I talk to you for a second?
10:15
10:24
[Music]
10:24
10:31
Yes.
10:31
10:33
Yes.
10:33
10:35
You and and you.
10:36
10:39
>> Yes. But you cannot tell anyone. No one
10:39
10:41
knows.
10:41
10:42
>> How? When?
10:42
10:44
>> It happened in London.
10:44
10:46
>> In London?
10:46
10:49
>> The reason we didn't tell anyone was cuz
10:49
10:51
we didn't want to make a big deal out of
10:51
10:53
it.
10:53
10:53
>> But it is a big deal.
10:53
10:56
I have to tell someone.
10:56
10:59
>> You can't.
10:59
11:00
>> Please. Please. We just don't want to
11:00
11:01
deal with telling everyone. Okay. Just
11:01
11:04
promise you won't tell.
11:04
11:09
>> All right.
11:09
11:12
Man, this is unbelievable.
11:12
11:15
I mean, it's great, but
11:15
11:19
>> I know it's great.
11:19
11:22
>> Oh, I don't want to see that. Hey,
11:22
11:25
Is the show still on? Almost over, man.
11:25
11:28
>> Hey, N. Oh, go. Is that the Pope?
11:28
11:34
>> Why am I looking?
11:34
11:37
>> Oh, look. Here I am. Look, this is my
11:37
11:38
big scene.
11:38
11:39
>> All right, back off.
11:40
11:43
>> I got a gun.
11:43
11:46
>> I'm not afraid to use it.
11:46
11:47
>> Oh, Joey.
11:47
11:49
>> That's right, Lonely.
11:49
11:50
>> You couldn't have at least changed your
11:50
11:51
shirt.
11:51
11:54
Now, I want a suitcase filled with
11:54
11:57
$100,000 of
11:57
12:01
filled with $100,000 in small bills. And
12:01
12:04
if I don't get
12:04
12:06
And if I don't get it,
12:06
12:10
I'm going to shoot this duck.
12:10
12:12
>> Oh no.
12:12
12:15
>> I'm coming out.
12:15
12:25
Is she supposed to buy this?
12:25
12:27
>> Joey Bravo.
12:27
12:31
>> Ground control to major.
12:31
12:36
Commencing countdown. Engines
12:36
12:41
on.
12:41
12:48
That's a scenes from next week's show.
12:48
12:50
Next week.
12:50
12:53
I am definitely going to watch that.
12:53
12:57
>> You know, that night meant a lot to me,
12:57
12:58
too. And it wasn't cuz I was in a bad
12:58
13:01
place or anything. It just meant a lot
13:01
13:03
to me cuz you're really hot.
13:03
13:10
>> Is that okay?
13:10
13:12
>> That's okay.
13:12
13:14
>> And I'm cute, too.
13:14
13:18
>> And you're cute, too.
13:18
13:19
>> Thank you.
13:19
13:21
All right. I got to go unpack.
13:21
13:22
>> Okay.
13:22
13:27
Bye.
13:27
13:41
>> I'm still on London time. Does that
13:41
13:43
count?
13:43
13:45
>> Oh, that counts.
13:45
13:46
>> Oh, good.
13:46
13:48
>> How How are we going to mess with them?
13:48
13:49
Oh,
13:49
13:50
>> well, you could use your position, you
13:50
13:52
know, as the roommate, and then I would
13:52
13:54
use, you know, the strongest tool at my
13:54
13:56
disposal, my sexuality.
13:56
14:00
>> Hello, children.
14:00
14:01
>> Hey.
14:01
14:01
>> Hey.
14:01
14:02
>> Okay. Watch, learn, and don't eat my
14:02
14:05
cookie.
14:05
14:08
>> Hey.
14:08
14:09
>> Hey.
14:09
14:10
Wow, that jacket looks great on you.
14:10
14:13
>> Really?
14:13
14:14
>> Yeah. The material looks so soft. Oh,
14:14
14:16
hello, Mr. Bicep.
14:16
14:20
You've been working out?
14:20
14:21
>> Well, I try to, you know, squeeze
14:21
14:23
things.
14:23
14:30
>> You okay?
14:30
14:31
>> Well, if you really want to know, I Oh,
14:31
14:34
I can't tell you this.
14:34
14:36
>> Maybe it's me. You can tell me anything.
14:36
14:38
>> Well, actually, you're the one person I
14:38
14:40
can't tell this to and the one person I
14:40
14:43
want to the most.
14:43
14:47
What's going on?
14:47
14:49
>> I think it's just, you know, that I
14:49
14:51
haven't been with a guy in so long and
14:51
14:53
you know how sometimes you're looking
14:53
14:54
for something and you just don't even
14:54
14:55
see that it's right there in front of
14:55
14:57
you sipping coffee.
14:57
14:59
Oh, no. Have I said too much?
15:00
15:02
>> You look cute in bubbles.
15:02
15:04
>> You're just all liquored up.
15:04
15:09
>> Hey, it's me coming in.
15:09
15:18
I've had a very long hard day.
15:18
15:21
>> Uh, I'm going to go get some chicken.
15:21
15:23
You want some?
15:23
15:23
>> Uh, no thanks. No chicken. Bye-bye then.
15:23
15:27
>> You sure? Some extra crispy dirty rice
15:27
15:29
beans
15:29
15:30
>> for the last time. No. Get out. Get out,
15:30
15:32
Joey.
15:32
15:32
>> All right.
15:32
15:38
>> Are you okay? I'm so sorry. He wouldn't
15:38
15:40
leave. He kept asking me if I wanted a
15:40
15:41
chicken.
15:41
15:43
Chicken.
15:43
15:45
I could eat some chicken.
15:45
15:48
>> Hey Joe.
15:48
15:52
>> Yeah. Can I get a threepiece? Some
15:52
15:55
kleslaw and some beans and a Coke. Diet
15:55
15:58
Coke.
15:58
16:03
>> Isn't this great?
16:03
16:05
>> Couldn't you just stay like this
16:05
16:06
forever?
16:06
16:12
Couldn't you just stay here forever?
16:12
16:15
>> Yeah, here somewhere else. You know,
16:15
16:17
where? Wherever.
16:17
16:20
>> Are you okay?
16:20
16:21
>> Yeah, I'm cool. Casual.
16:21
16:25
>> What? What are you doing?
16:25
16:27
>> Well, just hanging out, you know, having
16:27
16:28
fun, you know, with the girl that I'm
16:28
16:30
seeing casually.
16:30
16:33
>> Man, I knew it. I knew you were going to
16:33
16:35
do this.
16:35
16:36
>> What?
16:36
16:36
>> Get all freaked out because everybody
16:36
16:38
was talking and just joking around about
16:38
16:40
marriage and stuff. Well, you you do
16:40
16:42
want all that stuff, right?
16:42
16:44
>> Oh, and you know what I want.
16:44
16:46
>> Yes, you want babies. You have baby
16:46
16:48
fever.
16:48
16:50
>> I do not have baby fever.
16:50
16:52
>> Oh, please. You are obsessed with babies
16:52
16:54
and and marriage and everything that's
16:54
16:56
related to babies and and and marriage.
16:56
17:00
You know what? I got a good idea. Why
17:00
17:01
don't we turn the heat down on this
17:01
17:02
pressure cooker?
17:02
17:05
>> You lost your mind, Taylor. This isn't
17:05
17:08
about me. This is about you and all your
17:08
17:10
weird relationship commitment crap.
17:10
17:12
>> Nuh-uh. I know you. Okay. I know the
17:12
17:14
thoughts that you have in the head in
17:14
17:15
your head.
17:15
17:17
>> You don't know everything. Did you know
17:17
17:19
that I'm going out with Rachel tonight
17:19
17:21
instead of you? H And did you know that
17:21
17:23
the only baby around here is you? And
17:23
17:25
did you know that I can't even look at
17:25
17:26
you right now?
17:26
17:30
>> Yo, I did not know that.
17:30
17:35
>> It's going to be okay, right? I mean,
17:36
17:37
she's not going to leave me. This is
17:37
17:39
This is fixable.
17:39
17:40
>> Oh,
17:40
17:40
>> yeah. Yeah, sure. Absolutely.
17:40
17:42
>> By me.
17:42
17:43
>> Oh, no.
17:43
17:44
>> No, no, no.
17:44
17:46
>> Well, unless you make some kind of big
17:46
17:49
gesture.
17:49
17:50
>> Yeah, big though.
17:50
17:52
>> Oh, [ __ ] The misses.
17:52
17:55
>> Here. Can I Can I get a coffee
17:55
17:59
>> to go?
17:59
18:01
Monica, I'm
18:01
18:02
>> I'm still not done not wanting to talk
18:02
18:03
to you.
18:03
18:04
>> Just tell me what I need to do to make
18:04
18:05
things right.
18:06
18:07
>> What? Well, that's what we do. You know,
18:07
18:09
I I mess up and then you tell me how to
18:09
18:11
fix it and then I do and then, you know,
18:11
18:12
you think I'm all cute again.
18:12
18:16
I'm
18:16
18:16
>> really I'm really tired of being your
18:16
18:17
relationship tutor. You're going to have
18:17
18:19
to figure this one out for yourself,
18:19
18:21
right? You know what? You're too afraid
18:21
18:23
to be in a real relationship. Then don't
18:23
18:25
be in one.
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18:33
>> Monica, I need to talk to her. It's
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urgent. Is she here? Hi, Monica.
18:35
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>> I need to talk to you. It's urgent.
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>> Okay.
18:41
18:41
>> Okay. I've been doing a lot of thinking
18:41
18:43
about us. You know, a lot of uh us
18:43
18:46
thinking and uh well, I guess there's
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18:49
only one one way to do this.
18:49
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[Applause]
18:52
18:56
>> What are you doing,
18:56
18:57
>> Monica?
18:57
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>> No, no, no. Don't don't don't do it.
18:58
19:00
>> Will you marry me?
19:00
19:02
[Applause]
19:02
19:05
What a not a bad idea.
19:05
19:08
>> Oh, I can't not look at it.
19:08
19:12
>> Chandler, why are you doing this?
19:12
19:14
>> I don't know,
19:14
19:16
>> but I know I'm not afraid to do this,
19:16
19:19
>> Chandler.
19:19
19:21
>> I'm doing this because I'm sorry.
19:21
19:26
>> Do you um you really think the best
19:26
19:28
reason to get married is because you're
19:28
19:29
sorry?
19:29
19:30
>> Well, no. The best reason to get married
19:30
19:31
is pregnancy.
19:31
19:36
Sorry, is pretty much fourth, you know,
19:36
19:37
behind being ready and actually wanting
19:37
19:39
to get married.
19:39
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>> Will you be my wife,
19:41
19:46
>> Taylor? Um, I want you to take just a
19:46
19:48
minute and I want you to think about how
19:48
19:50
ridiculous this sounds.
19:50
19:55
>> Yeah, I'm kind of wishing everyone
19:55
19:56
wasn't here right now.
19:56
19:59
>> I do. You know that none of that stuff
20:00
20:02
came from me? I mean, I never said that
20:02
20:04
I wanted to have babies and get married
20:04
20:06
right now.
20:06
20:06
>> Yeah, I don't. But I was really
20:06
20:07
confused. And then I talked to these
20:07
20:09
guys.
20:09
20:10
>> Who? Two divorces and Joey.
20:10
20:14
>> Hey, she's right. You know,
20:14
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>> yeah, but still cheap shot.
20:17
20:22
>> You know what? You know when I said that
20:22
20:24
I want you to deal with this
20:24
20:26
relationship stuff all on your own?
20:26
20:28
>> Well, you're not ready for that.
20:28
20:30
>> I didn't think I was.
20:30
20:38
Nice try.
20:38
20:39
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait.
20:40
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>> Look, Monica.
20:44
20:50
>> This is not going to work.
20:50
20:52
>> I bet this will work.
20:52
20:54
[Laughter]
20:54
21:02
You are so great. I love you.
21:02
21:14
>> What?
21:14
21:16
>> Nothing. I said I said you're so great
21:16
21:17
and then I just I just stopped talking.
21:18
21:22
>> You said you love me. I can't believe
21:22
21:23
this.
21:23
21:24
>> No, I didn't.
21:24
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Yes, you did.
21:27
21:28
>> No, I didn't.
21:28
21:30
>> You love me.
21:30
21:32
>> No, I don't. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
21:32
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Stop it.
21:34
21:38
>> What did you just say?
21:38
21:39
>> You roll another heart eight and we get
21:39
21:41
married here tonight.
21:41
21:43
>> Are you serious?
21:43
21:45
>> Yes, I love you. I've never loved
21:45
21:47
anybody as much as I love you.
21:47
21:50
>> I've never loved anybody as much as I
21:50
21:52
love you.
21:52
21:53
Okay. So, if an eight comes up, we take
21:53
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it as a sign and we do it. What do you
21:55
21:57
say?
21:58
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>> Okay.
21:59
22:01
>> Part eight.
22:01
22:07
>> Okay. That's a four. And where where's
22:07
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the other one? It went under the table.
22:09
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>> Nobody moved. Okay.
22:12
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>> You look that way. I look this way.
22:14
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>> Here it is. Here it is.
22:19
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That could be a four or a five.
22:23
22:27
>> It's your call.
22:27
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>> It's a four.
22:32
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>> Hello. One marriage, please.
22:38
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>> Yep. We want to get married.
22:40
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>> Well, there's a service in progress.
22:42
22:44
Have a seat.
22:44
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>> All right.
22:45
22:50
D.
22:50
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[Music]
22:51
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>> What are you doing?
22:55
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>> Oh, that's the wedding march. Does Does
22:56
22:58
that freak you out?
22:58
22:59
>> No, only because it's the graduation
22:59
23:01
song.
23:01
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>> Okay, this is it. We're going to get
23:06
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married.
23:09
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>> Are you sure you want to do this?
23:10
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[Applause]
23:13
23:18
>> Hello, Mrs.
23:18
23:20
Well, hello Mr. Rachel.
23:20
23:26
[Music]
23:26
Lyrics & Translation
[English]
Chandler.
...
Chandler. I saw what you were doing
...
through the window. I saw what you were
...
doing to my sister. Now get out of here.
...
Listen, we had a good run. You know,
...
what was it? Four, five months. I mean,
...
that's more than most people have in a
...
lifetime. So, goodbye. Take care.
...
Bye-bye then.
...
>> What are you doing?
...
>> Oh, I'm going on the lamb.
...
>> Come on, J. Come on. I can handle Ross.
...
Hold on.
...
>> Hey, Ross. What's up, bro?
...
>> What
...
the hell are you doing?
...
>> Hey, what's what's going on?
...
>> Well, I think I think Ross knows about
...
me and Monica.
...
>> Dude, he's right there.
...
>> I thought you were my best friend. This
...
is my sister. My best friend. And my
...
sister. I I cannot believe this.
...
>> Look, we're not just messing around. I
...
love her, okay? I'm in love with her.
...
>> I'm so sorry that you had to find out
...
this way.
...
Sorry, but it's true. I I love him, too.
...
>> My best friend and my sister.
...
I cannot believe this.
...
>> Oh, sorry. You guys want to probably get
...
some hugs in, too, huh? Big news.
...
>> No, that's okay. We've actually known
...
for a while.
...
>> What? What? What? You guys knew? You You
...
all knew and you didn't tell me?
...
>> Well, Ross, we were worried about you.
...
Okay. We didn't know how you were going
...
to react.
...
You were worried about me.
...
You didn't know how I was going to
...
react.
...
Okay. All right. What do you say we all
...
uh clear out of here and let these two
...
love birds get back down to business?
...
>> Hey, hey, hey. I'm just talking here. He
...
He's the one doing your sister.
...
>> Dude, we got to talk.
...
>> Okay. I just wanted to tell you
...
something before you heard it from
...
someone else. And I hope this isn't too
...
weird, but uh
...
I had a a thing with Janice.
...
[Laughter]
...
>> Well, you you're not mad?
...
>> Why would I be mad?
...
>> Well, because you know there are certain
...
rules about this kind of stuff. If you
...
don't uh you don't fool around with your
...
friends ex-girlfriends or uh possible
...
girlfriends or girls they're related to.
...
I am mad.
...
Well, you know what I'm going to do? I'm
...
going to forgive you because that's what
...
friends do. They forgive their friends
...
when they do everything you just said.
...
All the things on the list there. Well,
...
but I want you to remember that I
...
forgave you.
...
>> Okay? I also want you to remember that I
...
let you live here rentree.
...
All right? And I want you to remember
...
that I gave you $27.
...
No strings attached. Now, if you can't
...
remember that, I think we should write
...
it down. Let's write it down.
...
>> You really think this is okay?
...
>> Well, Ross and Emily aren't going to use
...
it.
...
Oh, it's so beautiful.
...
>> Oh,
...
you know, I I don't know if I feel right
...
about this.
...
>> Oh, mama. Mama mama.
...
>> This is the honeymoon suite. The room
...
expects sex.
...
The room would be disappointed if it
...
didn't get sex. All the other honeymoon
...
suites would think it was a loser.
...
>> Okay. Okay,
...
>> Emily. Nope. Not under here.
...
>> Oh, do you want to talk to Chandler?
...
>> Is that Joey? Let me talk to him.
...
>> No, cuz he didn't believe in my movie.
...
>> Which is a big mistake because it is
...
real. Real.
...
>> Hey, you know what? I've been trying to
...
apologize to him all week. If he's not
...
going to let me do it on the phone, I'm
...
going to go down there. I'm going to do
...
it in person.
...
>> Uh, thieves. I heard that. Uh, can you
...
put him on?
...
>> Yeah.
...
Hey, don't come out here.
...
No, no, no, no. I support you 100% and I
...
want to prove that to you in person.
...
>> I got that. I forgive you. Don't come
...
out here.
...
>> Forgive me. You haven't been taking my
...
calls for a week.
...
>> Well, I'm totally over it, Chandler.
...
Friends forever. Don't come out here.
...
>> Would you mind doing a picture with us?
...
>> What was that?
...
>> Uh, entertainment tonight.
...
>> Yeah. Okay. So, good talking to you. And
...
don't come out here. All right.
...
What took you so long?
...
>> I got caught up at work, but I'm
...
quitting tomorrow.
...
So, thanks for having me over.
...
>> Ra
...
peeps.
...
>> See you.
...
>> What the hell was that?
...
probably some, you know, European
...
goodbye thing he picked up in London. I
...
It's not European.
...
>> It felt French.
...
>> And you know, if I get really hot, um I
...
I like to pick up this knife and and um
...
I I put the the cold steel against um
...
my body.
...
>> Are you all right?
...
I'm fine.
...
[Music]
...
[Applause]
...
[Music]
...
What do we got here? 20-year-old male.
...
He's got a severed toe on his right
...
foot.
...
>> Could you please not do that feet first?
...
You know where his injury is. Severed
...
toe. You just said it.
...
It says here the knife went right
...
through your shoe.
...
>> Of course it did. They're made of
...
wicker.
...
>> Did you bring the toe?
...
>> Oh, yes. I have it right here on ice.
...
>> Don't worry, son. We'll just reattach
...
it. And then
...
>> what? What is it?
...
>> You brought a carrot.
...
>> What? This isn't your toe. This is a
...
small, very cold piece of carrot.
...
>> You brought a carrot? Oh my god, there's
...
a toe in my kitchen.
...
>> Monica,
...
what time is it?
...
>> Uh, 9,
...
but it's dark out. Um, well, that's
...
because you always sleep till noon,
...
silly.
...
>> This is what 9 looks like.
...
>> I guess I'll get washed up then.
...
>> Watch that sunrise.
...
>> I'm really getting tired of sneaking
...
around all the time.
...
>> I know. Me, too. You know, hey, you know
...
what? What if we went away for the whole
...
weekend? You know, we'd have no
...
interruptions and we could be naked the
...
entire time.
...
>> All weekend? That's a whole lot of
...
naked.
...
Yeah, I can say that I have a conference
...
and you can say you have a chef thing.
...
>> Oh, I've always wanted to go to this
...
culinary fair that they have in Jersey.
...
>> Okay. You know, you're not though.
...
>> Let's go.
...
>> Okay. Wait, what about Joey?
...
[Music]
...
Dan Rolos.
...
>> Hey, you're back.
...
>> Hey, how was your conference?
...
>> It was terrible. I fought with my
...
colleagues the entire time. Are you
...
kidding with this?
...
>> Uh, so your weekend was a total bust.
...
>> Uh, no. I got to see Donald Trump
...
waiting for an elevator.
...
All right.
...
Hey, Mr. Bing. That uh hotel you stayed
...
at called
...
said someone left an eyelash curler in
...
your room.
...
>> Yes, that was mine.
...
Cuz I figured you hooked up with some
...
girl and she left it there.
...
>> Yes, that would have made more sense.
...
>> You know, I I don't even feel like I
...
know you anymore, man. All right. Look,
...
I'm just going to ask you this one time.
...
All right? And whatever you say, I'll
...
believe you.
...
Were you or were you not on a gay
...
cruise?
...
>> Hey. Hey.
...
>> Hey.
...
>> Oh, hey, Monica. I heard you saw Donald
...
Trump at your convention.
...
>> Yeah. So, I'm waiting for an elevator.
...
>> Hey, Ra. Can you borrow your eyelash
...
curler? I think I lost mine. Yeah, it's
...
in the back.
...
[Applause]
...
>> Joey, can I talk to you for a second?
...
[Music]
...
Yes.
...
Yes.
...
You and and you.
...
>> Yes. But you cannot tell anyone. No one
...
knows.
...
>> How? When?
...
>> It happened in London.
...
>> In London?
...
>> The reason we didn't tell anyone was cuz
...
we didn't want to make a big deal out of
...
it.
...
>> But it is a big deal.
...
I have to tell someone.
...
>> You can't.
...
>> Please. Please. We just don't want to
...
deal with telling everyone. Okay. Just
...
promise you won't tell.
...
>> All right.
...
Man, this is unbelievable.
...
I mean, it's great, but
...
>> I know it's great.
...
>> Oh, I don't want to see that. Hey,
...
Is the show still on? Almost over, man.
...
>> Hey, N. Oh, go. Is that the Pope?
...
>> Why am I looking?
...
>> Oh, look. Here I am. Look, this is my
...
big scene.
...
>> All right, back off.
...
>> I got a gun.
...
>> I'm not afraid to use it.
...
>> Oh, Joey.
...
>> That's right, Lonely.
...
>> You couldn't have at least changed your
...
shirt.
...
Now, I want a suitcase filled with
...
$100,000 of
...
filled with $100,000 in small bills. And
...
if I don't get
...
And if I don't get it,
...
I'm going to shoot this duck.
...
>> Oh no.
...
>> I'm coming out.
...
Is she supposed to buy this?
...
>> Joey Bravo.
...
>> Ground control to major.
...
Commencing countdown. Engines
...
on.
...
That's a scenes from next week's show.
...
Next week.
...
I am definitely going to watch that.
...
>> You know, that night meant a lot to me,
...
too. And it wasn't cuz I was in a bad
...
place or anything. It just meant a lot
...
to me cuz you're really hot.
...
>> Is that okay?
...
>> That's okay.
...
>> And I'm cute, too.
...
>> And you're cute, too.
...
>> Thank you.
...
All right. I got to go unpack.
...
>> Okay.
...
Bye.
...
>> I'm still on London time. Does that
...
count?
...
>> Oh, that counts.
...
>> Oh, good.
...
>> How How are we going to mess with them?
...
Oh,
...
>> well, you could use your position, you
...
know, as the roommate, and then I would
...
use, you know, the strongest tool at my
...
disposal, my sexuality.
...
>> Hello, children.
...
>> Hey.
...
>> Hey.
...
>> Okay. Watch, learn, and don't eat my
...
cookie.
...
>> Hey.
...
>> Hey.
...
Wow, that jacket looks great on you.
...
>> Really?
...
>> Yeah. The material looks so soft. Oh,
...
hello, Mr. Bicep.
...
You've been working out?
...
>> Well, I try to, you know, squeeze
...
things.
...
>> You okay?
...
>> Well, if you really want to know, I Oh,
...
I can't tell you this.
...
>> Maybe it's me. You can tell me anything.
...
>> Well, actually, you're the one person I
...
can't tell this to and the one person I
...
want to the most.
...
What's going on?
...
>> I think it's just, you know, that I
...
haven't been with a guy in so long and
...
you know how sometimes you're looking
...
for something and you just don't even
...
see that it's right there in front of
...
you sipping coffee.
...
Oh, no. Have I said too much?
...
>> You look cute in bubbles.
...
>> You're just all liquored up.
...
>> Hey, it's me coming in.
...
I've had a very long hard day.
...
>> Uh, I'm going to go get some chicken.
...
You want some?
...
>> Uh, no thanks. No chicken. Bye-bye then.
...
>> You sure? Some extra crispy dirty rice
...
beans
...
>> for the last time. No. Get out. Get out,
...
Joey.
...
>> All right.
...
>> Are you okay? I'm so sorry. He wouldn't
...
leave. He kept asking me if I wanted a
...
chicken.
...
Chicken.
...
I could eat some chicken.
...
>> Hey Joe.
...
>> Yeah. Can I get a threepiece? Some
...
kleslaw and some beans and a Coke. Diet
...
Coke.
...
>> Isn't this great?
...
>> Couldn't you just stay like this
...
forever?
...
Couldn't you just stay here forever?
...
>> Yeah, here somewhere else. You know,
...
where? Wherever.
...
>> Are you okay?
...
>> Yeah, I'm cool. Casual.
...
>> What? What are you doing?
...
>> Well, just hanging out, you know, having
...
fun, you know, with the girl that I'm
...
seeing casually.
...
>> Man, I knew it. I knew you were going to
...
do this.
...
>> What?
...
>> Get all freaked out because everybody
...
was talking and just joking around about
...
marriage and stuff. Well, you you do
...
want all that stuff, right?
...
>> Oh, and you know what I want.
...
>> Yes, you want babies. You have baby
...
fever.
...
>> I do not have baby fever.
...
>> Oh, please. You are obsessed with babies
...
and and marriage and everything that's
...
related to babies and and and marriage.
...
You know what? I got a good idea. Why
...
don't we turn the heat down on this
...
pressure cooker?
...
>> You lost your mind, Taylor. This isn't
...
about me. This is about you and all your
...
weird relationship commitment crap.
...
>> Nuh-uh. I know you. Okay. I know the
...
thoughts that you have in the head in
...
your head.
...
>> You don't know everything. Did you know
...
that I'm going out with Rachel tonight
...
instead of you? H And did you know that
...
the only baby around here is you? And
...
did you know that I can't even look at
...
you right now?
...
>> Yo, I did not know that.
...
>> It's going to be okay, right? I mean,
...
she's not going to leave me. This is
...
This is fixable.
...
>> Oh,
...
>> yeah. Yeah, sure. Absolutely.
...
>> By me.
...
>> Oh, no.
...
>> No, no, no.
...
>> Well, unless you make some kind of big
...
gesture.
...
>> Yeah, big though.
...
>> Oh, [ __ ] The misses.
...
>> Here. Can I Can I get a coffee
...
>> to go?
...
Monica, I'm
...
>> I'm still not done not wanting to talk
...
to you.
...
>> Just tell me what I need to do to make
...
things right.
...
>> What? Well, that's what we do. You know,
...
I I mess up and then you tell me how to
...
fix it and then I do and then, you know,
...
you think I'm all cute again.
...
I'm
...
>> really I'm really tired of being your
...
relationship tutor. You're going to have
...
to figure this one out for yourself,
...
right? You know what? You're too afraid
...
to be in a real relationship. Then don't
...
be in one.
...
>> Monica, I need to talk to her. It's
...
urgent. Is she here? Hi, Monica.
...
>> I need to talk to you. It's urgent.
...
>> Okay.
...
>> Okay. I've been doing a lot of thinking
...
about us. You know, a lot of uh us
...
thinking and uh well, I guess there's
...
only one one way to do this.
...
[Applause]
...
>> What are you doing,
...
>> Monica?
...
>> No, no, no. Don't don't don't do it.
...
>> Will you marry me?
...
[Applause]
...
What a not a bad idea.
...
>> Oh, I can't not look at it.
...
>> Chandler, why are you doing this?
...
>> I don't know,
...
>> but I know I'm not afraid to do this,
...
>> Chandler.
...
>> I'm doing this because I'm sorry.
...
>> Do you um you really think the best
...
reason to get married is because you're
...
sorry?
...
>> Well, no. The best reason to get married
...
is pregnancy.
...
Sorry, is pretty much fourth, you know,
...
behind being ready and actually wanting
...
to get married.
...
>> Will you be my wife,
...
>> Taylor? Um, I want you to take just a
...
minute and I want you to think about how
...
ridiculous this sounds.
...
>> Yeah, I'm kind of wishing everyone
...
wasn't here right now.
...
>> I do. You know that none of that stuff
...
came from me? I mean, I never said that
...
I wanted to have babies and get married
...
right now.
...
>> Yeah, I don't. But I was really
...
confused. And then I talked to these
...
guys.
...
>> Who? Two divorces and Joey.
...
>> Hey, she's right. You know,
...
>> yeah, but still cheap shot.
...
>> You know what? You know when I said that
...
I want you to deal with this
...
relationship stuff all on your own?
...
>> Well, you're not ready for that.
...
>> I didn't think I was.
...
Nice try.
...
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait.
...
>> Look, Monica.
...
>> This is not going to work.
...
>> I bet this will work.
...
[Laughter]
...
You are so great. I love you.
...
>> What?
...
>> Nothing. I said I said you're so great
...
and then I just I just stopped talking.
...
>> You said you love me. I can't believe
...
this.
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>> No, I didn't.
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Yes, you did.
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>> No, I didn't.
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>> You love me.
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>> No, I don't. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
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Stop it.
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>> What did you just say?
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>> You roll another heart eight and we get
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married here tonight.
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>> Are you serious?
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>> Yes, I love you. I've never loved
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anybody as much as I love you.
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>> I've never loved anybody as much as I
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love you.
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Okay. So, if an eight comes up, we take
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it as a sign and we do it. What do you
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say?
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>> Okay.
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>> Part eight.
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>> Okay. That's a four. And where where's
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the other one? It went under the table.
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>> Nobody moved. Okay.
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>> You look that way. I look this way.
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>> Here it is. Here it is.
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That could be a four or a five.
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>> It's your call.
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>> It's a four.
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>> Hello. One marriage, please.
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>> Yep. We want to get married.
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>> Well, there's a service in progress.
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Have a seat.
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>> All right.
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D.
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[Music]
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>> What are you doing?
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>> Oh, that's the wedding march. Does Does
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that freak you out?
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>> No, only because it's the graduation
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song.
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>> Okay, this is it. We're going to get
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married.
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>> Are you sure you want to do this?
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[Applause]
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>> Hello, Mrs.
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Well, hello Mr. Rachel.
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[Music]
Key Vocabulary
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run /rʌn/ A1 |
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month /mʌnθ/ A1 |
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lifetime /ˈlaɪftaɪm/ A2 |
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goodbye /ɡʊdˈbaɪ/ A1 |
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handle /ˈhændl/ A2 |
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bro /broʊ/ A1 |
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hell /hɛl/ A2 |
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mess /mɛs/ A1 |
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love /lʌv/ A1 |
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sorry /ˈsɔri/ A1 |
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hug /hʌɡ/ A1 |
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worry /ˈwʌri/ A2 |
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react /riˈækt/ B1 |
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business /ˈbɪznəs/ A2 |
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forgive /fərˈɡɪv/ A2 |
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remember /rɪˈmɛmbər/ A1 |
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rent /rɛnt/ A2 |
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beautiful /ˈbjuːtɪfəl/ A1 |
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weird /wɪrd/ A2 |
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thieves /θivz/ A2 |
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Key Grammar Structures
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Chandler. I saw what you were doing through the window. I saw what you were doing to my sister.
➔ Past Continuous Tense
➔ The phrase "were doing" describes an action in progress at a specific time in the past. It emphasizes the duration of the action. The use of 'to my sister' is a prepositional phrase indicating the recipient of the action.
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Listen, we had a good run. You know, what was it? Four, five months.
➔ Past Simple Tense & Tag Question
➔ "had a good run" uses the past simple to describe a completed experience. "What was it?" is a tag question used to confirm information or seek clarification. The use of 'four, five' shows approximation.
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I love her, okay? I'm in love with her.
➔ Declarative Statements & Intensifiers
➔ These are direct, emphatic statements of affection. "Okay?" functions as a tag seeking agreement or confirmation. The repetition of 'I love her' emphasizes the intensity of the feeling.
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You were worried about me. You didn't know how I was going to react.
➔ Past Continuous & Past Simple (Contrast)
➔ The first sentence uses the past continuous to describe a state of worry. The second sentence uses the past simple to state a lack of knowledge. The contrast highlights the reason for the worry.
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