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Trick or treat.

>> Oh, well, you're just the prettiest

ballerina I've ever seen.

>> Thank you.

>> Oh, wow. That deserves another piece of

candy.

>> Thank you. [laughter]

>> Well, I have to say that earns two two

pieces of candy.

>> I love you.

>> Oh. Oh, honey. Here, take it off.

>> [laughter]

>> Monica, we need more candy.

>> What? There's only been like four kids.

>> Yeah, I know. But one of them just said

that she loved me, so I just gave her

everything.

>> No wonder you're pregnant. [laughter]

>> Okay, let me just get changed and we can

go to dinner.

>> We're What happened to Jessica's body?

>> I'm not telling. You have to see it on

TV.

>> You don't know, do you?

>> No. Couldn't care less.

Hey, good scene, man. Hey, you, too. All

right.

>> What? You weren't in it. [laughter]

>> Oh, uh, Cash, this is my friend Rachel.

Rachel. Cash. Cash. Rachel.

>> Hi.

>> How come I haven't seen you here before?

>> Well, Joey probably just thinks I'll

embarrass him. You know, he thinks I'm

some kind of a soap opera nut,

>> which I'm not. I'm not. [laughter]

Although I do know that your uh your

favorite ice cream flavor is butter

pecan

and uh and [clears throat] that your

your dog's name is Wall-E.

>> Oh, look at that. I'm just stroking your

arm.

>> Here we go. Here we go.

>> Oh, we're leaving. Bye, Cash. Say hi to

Wall-E. Did I miss it?

>> Rachel,

I I want you to know that if it's

positive, we're going to

>> Oh, I know. I know

>> you do.

>> It's time.

>> No.

>> Go ahead. Reach.

>> Oh, wait. You know what? I can't I can't

look at it. I can't look at it. Somebody

else tell me. Somebody tell me. Okay.

Okay. Um,

it's negative.

What? It's negative.

Well, there you go.

Phew.

That is that's great. That is really

great great news, [sighs and gasps]

you know, cuz the whole

not being ready and kind of the

financial aspects, all that.

Wow, this is so just the way this was

supposed to be.

>> Well, then great.

It's God. This is so stupid.

How can I be upset over something I

never have?

It's negative.

No, it's positive.

[laughter]

>> What? It's It's not negative. It's

positive.

>> Are you sure? Well, yeah. I lied before.

>> Oh my god. Now you know how you really

feel about it.

>> Oh, that's a risky little game.

[cheering]

>> Are you really going to do this?

>> Yeah. I'm going to have a baby.

>> I'm going to have a baby.

>> I'm going to have a baby. [cheering]

>> [applause]

>> with whom?

>> No, it's still not the time.

[laughter]

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Hi. Um,

I think there's something that we really

need to talk about.

>> I think we do.

Why don't we go inside?

>> [laughter]

>> Hi.

>> Look, uh,

I know why you're here.

>> You do?

>> Yeah. And to save you from any

embarrassment, um, I think maybe I

should talk first.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

Ross and Rachel.

Rachel and Ross,

that's been one heck of a seessaw,

hasn't it?

>> What?

>> I mean, look, that that one night we had

was fun and and certainly passionate,

but don't don't you think it's better if

we just stay friends?

Seriously, what? [laughter]

>> Okay. Okay. You know what? If you want

to,

we can do it one more time. [laughter]

I mean, I I'd be okay with that.

In fact, I have some time right now.

>> Okay.

>> You know what? Can I Can I talk now?

>> Oh, sure.

>> Okay.

I'm pregnant.

>> Ross.

[laughter]

Ross.

Okay. Whenever you're ready.

[applause]

And you're the father, by the way. But

you go.

[laughter]

>> Can I get you some water?

>> I'm good. I'm good.

>> Ross, there is no pressure on you. Okay.

I mean, you can be as involved as you

want.

[laughter]

>> Yeah. I uh I'm just I don't know. I

don't understand

[laughter]

um how this happened.

[laughter]

We we used a condom.

>> I know. I know. But you know, condoms

only work like 97% of the time.

>> What? What?

[laughter]

What?

Well, THEY SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE BOX.

>> [laughter]

>> THEY DO.

>> NO, they don't. [laughter]

[applause]

[cheering]

>> Well, THEY SHOULD PUT IT IN HUGE BLOCK

LETTERS.

>> OKAY, RUSS, come on. Let's just forget

about the condoms.

>> Oh, well, I may as well have. [applause]

>> Listen, you know what? I was really

freaked out, too, when I found.

>> Hey, I'm not freaked out.

I'm indignant as a consumer. [laughter]

>> You know what? Let's let's talk later.

>> No, no. I want to talk now. Okay. I in

fact I want to talk to the president

of the condom company.

>> Okay. You know what? Maybe I should come

back.

>> Yeah. I'll press one

for two.

>> Interesting.

[laughter]

Anyway,

um probably worked out for the best.

>> Yeah, sure.

>> Okay. In about 10 seconds, you're going

to see him kiss me.

>> And in about 5 seconds, you're going to

see why.

>> Ross, did I ever tell you about the time

that I went backpacking through Western

Europe?

>> [laughter]

>> Okay, get ready to see some begging.

[laughter]

>> OH, YOU CAME ON to Ross.

>> What?

>> Now I'm so happy. [laughter]

>> What are you talking about?

>> You use the Europe story.

>> That's the magic story you use when you

want to have sex. [laughter]

>> How do you know about that story? How do

you know about that story? [laughter]

>> I heard it from my friend Irene who

heard it from some guy.

>> Some guy?

[applause]

>> No. No. She told me that his name was

Ken Adams.

[cheering]

>> Ken Adams.

>> You said that you were looking for a new

place.

>> Oh, yeah. Hopefully across the street.

Certain Dutch people would just let go.

[laughter]

I was kind of hoping you'd stay,

>> but Joey, I have to go. There's no room

for a baby here.

>> No room. It's a baby. It's like this

big. [laughter]

You know, you you could put it over

here.

Or or we could put it right here. Oh,

it's cute, right? Or or we could put it

over here. You wouldn't even notice it.

Where's the baby?

>> [laughter]

>> Hey, it's not just a matter of where you

put it. I mean, a baby changes

everything. They cry all the time. I

mean, imagine bringing home some girl

and trying to score when there's a

screaming baby around.

>> I could use a challenge. It's getting

pretty easy.

>> It's so sweet that you want me to stay,

but I I can't do that to you. I mean, it

would disrupt your entire life.

I just

I I love living with you so much. I just

I wish things didn't have to change.

>> I know.

>> You know, I blame Ross for this.

[laughter]

>> I do too a little bit.

>> I'm going to miss you.

You're the hottest roommate I ever had.

>> I just want to point out I never did

anything to hurt you in high school.

That's not totally true.

>> What?

>> What?

>> Well, you you did start that rumor about

Ross making out with Mrs. Alman, our

50year-old librarian. [laughter]

>> How did you know that?

[cheering]

[laughter]

>> It's true.

>> No. [laughter]

>> Yes, it is. I saw you guys going at it

behind the card catalog. [laughter]

>> I'm sorry. When you were in high school,

you made out with a 50-year-old woman.

>> Hey, she didn't look 50.

>> Did she look 16?

>> Oh, there's a picture of her in the

yearbook, actually.

>> Oh,

>> wow.

>> She didn't photograph. Well,

>> well, she probably wasn't familiar with

the process, having spent most of her

life sitting for oil paintings.

>> So, but how did this happen? Did she Did

she lure you to an early bird dinner?

I'm just having a having a rough day.

>> Oh, what's wrong?

>> Oh, you really you really just don't

want to hear about it.

>> Then why did I ask?

>> Okay. It's just I mean, this is really

embarrassing, but lately with this whole

pregnancy thing, I'm just finding

myself,

how do I put this? Um,

erotically charged.

>> Is that college talk for horny?

[laughter]

>> Yeah.

So, you know, I have all of these

feelings and I don't know what to do

about them because I can't date like a

normal person, which is fine because I

don't need a relationship. I mean, all I

really want is one great night, just

sex, you know, no strings attached, no

relationship, just with someone that I

feel comfortable with and who knows what

he's doing for just one great night. I

mean, is that really so hard

to find?

>> [laughter]

>> So, how how was your day?

>> It's been good. I uh I saw a pretty big

pigeon.

[laughter]

>> Well, I got to get up early and it's

almost 7:00. So,

>> I got I got to go to my room, too.

>> Good night. [laughter]

>> I CAN'T DO IT. I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO DO

[laughter] IT.

>> You're Rachel.

>> YOU'RE JOEY.

>> YOU'RE MY FRIEND.

>> RIGHT BACK AT YOU.

>> PLUS, it would be wrong and weird and

and and and bad.

>> It's so bad. I don't even know what

you're talking about because I didn't

ask you to do anything.

>> I know. [laughter]

>> You want to do it?

>> No.

>> Me neither. I'M JUST TESTING YOU. HEY,

WELL THAT'S THE END OF THIS

CONVERSATION.

>> THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED.

>> HAPPENED.

>> GOOD NIGHT.

>> Get back in there.

>> Look, I feel really bad about how I

freaked you out before. So, I called the

father and asked him to meet you here so

you could tell him. Go. What? Hey, wait

a minute. Baby, how do you even know who

the father is? I may play the fool at

times, but I'm a little more than just a

pretty blonde girl with an ass that

won't quit.

[laughter]

I believe this belongs to the father of

your baby.

>> Oh god.

Oh, he's in there right now.

>> Uh-huh. Now you can turn around or you

can go in there and rip the band-aid

off. What do you want to do?

>> Let's rip.

>> Really? Are you sure?

>> Oh, Phoebe. Okay. Sorry. Yeah.

>> Hey, Ra.

So, what's this about?

>> Rachel has something that she wants to

tell you. And um I believe that this is

your red sweater.

>> No,

this is my red sweater.

>> Oh, no.

>> [laughter]

>> Could I get anyone a coffee or

poison? No, just for me. Okay,

>> what's going on, Ra?

>> Nothing.

Phoebe kind of made a mistake.

But you know, you do wear that sweater a

lot. Are are you involved in some kind

of dare?

>> You know, I'm actually glad Phoebe

called.

I know we broke up cuz you thought I

wasn't mature enough, but I've really

grown up and I think we should get back

together. Oh,

>> it's just not the right time.

>> It is the right time.

>> Okay,

>> I'm ready for more.

>> Tag,

>> come on, Ra. Let's give it another try.

>> I'm having a baby.

>> Oh.

You can go.

>> Thank you.

>> So, I thought Joey and I would be okay

once we hung out, but it's like we don't

even know how to be with each other

anymore.

>> I know it's tough now, but things will

get better.

>> How do you know that? What if it just

gets worse and worse and worse to the

point where we can't even be in the same

room with each other?

>> I'm not great at the advice.

Can I interest you in a sarcastic

comment? [laughter]

Some cheese?

>> Honey, why is the Bruce Springsteen CD

in the Cat Stevens case?

>> Let's just say if I can't find the right

CD case, I just put it in the nearest

one. [laughter]

>> Okay. Well, where is the Cat Stevens CD?

>> In the James Taylor case.

>> Where's the James Taylor CD?

>> Honey, I'm going to save you some time.

200 CDs. Not one of them in the right

case.

>> [laughter]

>> Okay, no need to panic.

>> Deep breaths, everyone.

>> All right, so now you go.

>> No, I don't want to tell you.

>> Why not?

>> How's this embarrassing?

>> More embarrassing than shiny raspberry

lip balm. [laughter]

>> I didn't say raspberry before, did I?

Just just tell me, Rick. Just tell me.

>> Okay. All right. Stand up.

Well, when we're at the door, I lightly

press my lips against his

and then move into his body just for a

second.

And then I make this sound.

Okay. I know it doesn't sound like

anything, but I swear it works.

>> Yeah. Why? Yeah, that would work. Yeah.

All right, I got to go to bed. Honey, I

had such a wonderful time.

>> Yeah.

Me, too.

[snorts]

>> Not someone that I would would be

attracted to, but right now with the way

I'm feeling, all I want to do is rip off

his sweatpants and fanny pack.

>> Wait a second. This is about the fourth

month of your pregnancy, right?

>> Yeah. This is completely normal. Around

the fourth month, your hormones start

going crazy.

>> Really? So, this has happened to you?

>> Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Oh, and keep in

mind now, I was carrying triplets. So,

you know, in medical terms, I was I was

thrice as Randy.

>> Wow. This explains so much. Last

weekend, I went from store to store

sitting on Santa's laps.

[laughter]

>> Yeah. Yeah. I remember trying to steal a

cardboard cutout of a Vander Holyfield

from a Foot Locker.

>> Yeah. Oh, well, you know what? I go see

my doctor tomorrow. I'll ask her about

this. Maybe she can give me a pill or

something.

>> Yeah. Yeah, that's what you need. A good

pill.

>> Totally keep it in check this time. And

plus, you know, the publicity would be

really good for your career, and you

deserve that. And if you do the

interview, you could mention, oh, I

don't know, Galpal Rachel Green. Is that

galpal spelled L O S E R?

>> Okay, don't listen to him, please.

>> Fine. All right, I'll do it. But hey,

you guys have to be at the next table so

you can stop me if I, you know, start to

say something stupid.

>> Just then or or all the time cuz we have

jobs, you know. [laughter]

>> Come on. We will be there for you the

whole time. Just remember, gal pal

Rachel Green.

I'm going to be so buffer digest and not

just in the dumb cross word puzzle.

>> Seriously, proud of you.

>> Yeah,

>> that's not you know it's nothing.

>> Okay,

so uh I think I'm going to take off.

>> Yeah. No, wait. What Joey? No, wait. It

is It's something. It's It It's um It's

my boss.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. and um

and my baby.

>> Yeah,

>> my boss wants to buy my baby.

>> What? [laughter]

Oh my Oh my god.

>> I know. I told you it's a really big

problem.

>> He wants to buy your baby.

>> Can you believe that?

>> That's crazy.

>> THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HIM.

>> HOW DID this even happen?

>> Yeah, I'll I'll tell you.

>> [laughter]

>> See, uh my my boss and uh and his wife,

they they can't have children. So, um

and then when we were at the Christmas

party and he got drunk and he said to

me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."

>> Man,

when you said it was a problem about

your boss and the baby, I figured it was

something about maternity leave.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> [laughter]

[laughter]

>> Yeah, that that would have been a much

simpler problem.

>> Hey, great advice on that Joey thing.

>> Yeah, the work problem. It

>> was perfect. I mean, it really felt like

he was my friend again.

>> What problem did you tell him you have?

>> That's That's not important.

>> [laughter]

>> The point is, I really I think

everything's going to be okay.

>> May I help you?

>> You think you can just buy my friend's

baby?

>> Hi.

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

>> So, what's the final head count on my

baby shower?

>> About 20. A couple people from work had

something else to do. Also, both of your

sisters called and neither can make it.

>> What you mean? They're not coming to a

social event where there's no men and no

booze. That's shocking. [laughter]

>> Well, I don't care as long as my mom's

here.

>> Oh my god. Your mother.

>> What? My mom's not going to be here?

>> Well, given that we forgot to invite

her, it would be an awfully big

coincidence if she was. [laughter]

>> My god.

>> Well, if it wasn't my fault Phoebe was

in charge of the invitations.

>> Well, I don't I don't have a mother, so

often I forget that other

>> I'll give it a rest. [laughter]

>> So, my mother is not coming to my baby

shower?

>> No.

Neither is mine.

>> You know what? Don't worry, okay? We'll

take care of it. We'll call her. You

just go home and get ready.

>> Please make sure she comes. It's really

important to me. I mean, it's my mom.

>> I know. I know. What's her number?

>> I don't know.

>> Go. I have my book. Go.

>> Wait a minute. If you're in charge of

the invitations, why am I the one who

has to call her? Hello, Mrs. Green. Hi.

Uh, it's Monica Geller.

>> Oh, hello, Monica.

>> Hi. Um, I know this is last minute, but

we we've decided to throw an impromptu

baby shower for Rachel today.

>> I know. My daughters told me about it

when they received their impromptu

invitations a month ago. [laughter]

>> I'm sorry. I'm I'm so sorry.

>> For what, dear?

>> For not inviting me or for lying about

it?

Oh my god, my ass is sweating.

[laughter]

Please, please, can you come? It's It's

today at 4:00. Well, all right. I'll see

you at 4. Thank you.

>> Isn't it at 3, son of a

>> Well, what are Hi.

[laughter]

>> Well, what are you doing here? I'm I'm

supposed to pick you up.

>> Change of plans. I made you a special

Valentine's dinner. Surprise.

>> Hi.

Oh, hey, Mona. Hi. Hi. Or hi, Rachel.

What's she doing here?

>> I have no idea. [laughter]

>> Um, I'll be watching TV if anybody needs

me.

>> Seriously, what is she doing?

>> Uh, you know, lately she just likes

hanging out here. [laughter]

>> Why?

>> I think she's lonely.

>> Okay, but it's Valentine's Day. Can't we

just ask her to go? Well, no, no, she's

way too emotional. And by emotional, I

mean,

>> I'm not here. That's just my Chinese

food.

>> Oh my god. She has food delivered here.

>> Yes, she's she's emotional, but but

ballsy.

>> You know what I'm going to do? I'm going

to get in my sweats and eat this in bed.

[laughter]

And you thought she was going to be in

our way. [laughter]

So, okay, why don't you uh open the

champagne and I will be right back. I've

got a surprise for you.

>> You got another ex-wife back there.

>> Please start drinking.

>> I think I'm falling in love with you,

>> Joey. Joey, I love you so much.

>> But I

>> But

>> Joey,

>> right? Hey, that's um that's okay. It's

fine. It's uh

pretty much what I was expecting, you

know. So, uh it's no big deal. All

right.

>> I think I'm going to go.

>> No. No. Joey, please don't. Please don't

leave like this. Now come on. You cannot

do this to a pregnant woman.

[laughter]

>> Start doing the happy. You can't do

that, Rich. Cuz then you're going to

make me do

Okay, we go. [laughter]

Can I

>> You know, I was only kidding.

>> Um, what are you doing?

>> What? I'm not you. This may be the only

wedding I ever have

and I want it to be amazing.

>> Okay. Okay. Ooh. Ooh. Maybe I rode in on

a Harley.

>> Okay, Ross. It has to be realistic.

[laughter]

>> And my my veil was lace made by blind

Belgian nuns.

>> Blind?

>> Well, not at first, but it was very

intricate work. And they said even

though they lost their sight, it was all

worth it.

>> Oh. I bet you looked beautiful.

>> Oh, well, I I don't know about that, but

there were some people that said I

looked like a floating angel.

>> How did you propose?

>> Oh, yeah. That's a great story.

[laughter]

>> Well, um, actually, I I took her to the

planetarium. That's that's where we had

our first date. Um, she walked in and I

had the room filled with liies, her

favorite flower. That is so sweet. I

want to hear the rest. [laughter]

>> Then Fred Estair singing um The Way You

Look Tonight came on the sound system

and the lights came down and I I got on

one knee and written across the dome in

the stars were the words, "Will you

marry me?"

>> And the ring was the size of my fists.

>> In love with the guy.

>> [laughter]

>> Oh, you told your dad the truth about an

hour ago. [laughter]

>> Want to go see a movie?

>> Yes.

[laughter]

>> Bye,

>> Dad.

Anyway, there are more important things

in a marriage than love.

[laughter]

to think about

the consequences of your decision.

>> Hey, I do too think about the

consequences of my decisions. [laughter]

>> Well, what gives you the right to

go to hell?

Stupid guy on my phone.

[laughter]

And if you're looking for a place, I

just heard in the elevator this morning

that a woman in my building died.

>> Oh my god. Was she old? Does she have a

view? [laughter]

>> Well, I don't know. But how how great

would that be? Huh? You living in my

building? I could help take care of the

baby. I could come over whenever I want

with your permission.

>> Wow, that really would be great.

>> Yeah.

>> Well, can we see it? Oh, maybe we

shouldn't. I mean, if she just died this

morning out of respect.

>> Yeah. No, no, you're right.

>> Shall we?

>> Yeah.

>> Yes.

>> Hi, I'm Ross Geller. I live in the

building.

>> And I'm Rachel, an admirer of the

building.

I I heard about Mrs. Verhovven passing

away and I'm so sorry for your loss.

>> She didn't pass away.

>> What?

>> My mother's still alive.

>> Oh, thank God. [laughter]

>> It looked like we were going to lose her

this morning, but she's a tough old

bird.

>> Are you close with her?

>> Of course. [laughter]

Uh, yeah. She and I would talk all the

time in in the laundry room. [laughter]

>> You speak Dutch.

[laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> So, she's really not dead.

>> No,

>> she's hanging in there.

>> Do you think Could you tell me is she

hanging in in a in a onebedroom or a

two?

>> Oh my god. Oh, Monica, those boots are

amazing.

>> They're mine.

>> Yeah. Well, too bad. We're going to have

to return them.

>> Return them? Shh. They're going to hear

you.

>> Honey, I'm not returning them. Okay. I

mean, I I know they cost a lot, but I'm

going to wear them all the time. You'll

see. Besides, I love the compliments. I

mean, have you ever had something that

was so beautiful that everyone wants it?

>> I have. You.

>> Nice try. I'm keeping the boots.

>> Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. You You hated the name

Ruth. Why Why would you change your

mind?

Unless you know we're never going to

have to use it. You did see the folder.

You know it's a boy.

>> I didn't see anything. I actually

changed my mind about the name.

>> Oh, I don't think so. You're You're just

giving me Ruth. So So you'll get to name

him when it's a boy. And then that's

when you'll swoop in and and name him

Heath or Blaine or Seoia.

>> I would Seoa. [laughter]

>> Veto.

>> Fine.

Unless

>> you anticipated that I would figure all

this out and you know that it actually

is a girl and and you really do want her

to be named Ruth. Well, I'M NOT FALLING

FOR THAT. OKAY, RUTH IS OFF THE TABLE.

>> But Ross, you want the name Ruth?

>> Not like this.

>> That's right. Still no, baby.

Come on, people. Please let make some

room.

>> Uh, sweetie, maybe you'd be more

comfortable here.

>> You you

like you haven't done enough.

>> Look, I I know how miserable you are. I

wish there was something I can do. I I

wish I were a seahorse

[laughter]

because with seahorses, the it's the

male. they they carry the babies

and then also um I'd be far away in the

sea.

[laughter]

[laughter]

I have never been so uncomfortable in my

entire life.

>> Oh, I know. I've been there. I remember

toward the end.

>> Phoebe, that's a great story. Could you

tell it to me while you're getting me

some iced tea? [laughter]

>> Oh god. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET

OUT.

[laughter]

>> Let's

noticed you've picked out a lot of our

dinosaur items.

>> Oh, yeah. Actually, that's one of the

reasons why we are not a couple.

>> I chose those. I'm a paleontologist.

>> Really? That is so cool.

>> Oh. Oh, yeah. Don't get too worked up

over it. I mean, it sounds like he's a

doctor, but he's not.

>> Oh, no, no. I'm fascinated by

paleontology. Have you read the new

Walter Alvarez book?

>> Yeah, I I teach it in my class.

>> Oh my god. Standing at a cash register.

I'm holding a credit card and I'm bored.

[laughter]

>> Oh, I love your neighborhood. There's a

great gym right around the corner from

your building.

>> That's my gym.

>> I could tell you work out.

>> [laughter]

>> paleontologist who works out. You're

like Indiana Jones. [laughter]

>> I am like Indiana Jones.

>> Whoops. Oh, I seem to have dropped my

fork.

Let me just bend over and get it.

[laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> Oh god.

>> Okay, enough. This is This is not going

to happen.

>> Oh, come on Roz. I'm miserable here.

Come on. You started this. Now you

finish it.

Come on, Wes. Make love to me.

>> You know what?

>> What?

>> Forget it.

Oh, wow. What now? Ross, you're not

going to talk? How on earth will you

ever annoy me?

Oh, wait a minute. I know.

[snorts]

I mean, you think the damn jalapeno

would have cleared up your sinuses, but

no, that's not enough. But what are you

doing?

>> I'M GETTING THAT BABY OUT OF YOU.

[cheering]

>> [applause]

>> Oh god.

>> Oh, I know.

>> Oh no.

>> I think my water just broke.

>> I [laughter] am good.

[cheering]

Okay. Okay. Uh okay. I got I got the

pillow. Uh got the bag. You got the

keys?

>> I got the keys. Okay. Okay. [laughter]

We're having a baby.

>> I didn't uh really have time to read

this part of the books, but do you think

you think we have time?

>> Not so much.

>> Okay.

>> All right. Yes. From home to the

hospital in under seven minutes. We did

it.

>> Yes. The hard part is truly over.

>> No, but come on. We're off to a great

start, aren't we? I knew I'd get you

here fast, but this has got to be some

kind of a record.

>> Oh, you made it.

>> How the hell did you beat us here?

>> We took a cab. Did you guys walk?

>> No.

>> No, we took a cab, too. But I I did test

runs. I thought

>> Hey, you made it. [laughter]

>> Okay. Is there some kind of magic tunnel

to this hospital?

Ross, you stay here and talk. I'm going

to go have a baby.

>> Okay. Okay. Um, hi. This is Rachel

Green. I'm Ross Geller. We We called

from the car,

>> right? We have a semi-private labor room

waiting for you.

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm sorry.

Semi-private. We We We asked for a

private room.

>> Yes, I see that. Here. Unfortunately, we

can't guarantee a private room, and

currently they're all unavailable.

>> Man, if only you'd gotten here sooner.

I'm sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we

have.

>> Okay. Uh, just give us a second,

>> Ross.

>> Yeah.

>> Give her some money.

>> I really think they're out of room.

>> They're not, Ross. They're just saving

them for the important people. Okay.

What What if I was the president?

>> Well, then we'd be in a lot of trouble.

You don't know where any countries are.

>> Okay.

Let's say, would you um would you mind

checking again? See if any uh private

rooms may have opened up.

>> This is a hospital.

>> Okay. You know what I have to say? I

don't really care for your tone. And

this is not the only hospital in this

city. And we have no problem. Whoa. Oh

gosh. Whoa. What? Oh. Ow. Contraction.

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

>> Would you like to see a semi-private

room?

>> Yeah. It couldn't hurt to look. It's

available. Okay. Okay. Wait. You listen

to me. You listen to me. Since I have

been waiting, four women, that's four,

one higher than the number of

centimeters that I am dilated, have come

AND GONE WITH THEIR BABIES. I'm next.

It's my turn. It's only fair. And if you

bring in one more woman and she has her

baby before me, I'm going to sue you.

[laughter]

Not this hospital. I'm going to sue you.

And my husband, he is a lawyer.

>> Oh, great.

>> Don't get BACK ON THAT CASE, HONEY.

I don't think the next patient is very

far along.

>> Okay. Well, then bring her in.

[laughter]

[cheering]

[applause]

>> Oh my

god.

[cheering]

[applause]

>> [music]

[cheering]

>> I can't believe this. [laughter]

>> And yet somehow it's true.

[laughter]

>> I mean, this is so great. We're going to

be baby buddies.

Squeeze [laughter]

your legs together and cover the baby's

ears.

>> Sweetie.

>> Hi. [laughter]

>> Hi, sweetheart. This is my husband, Sid.

I don't think you've met him. Ross

Rachel. This is Sid. I nabbed him a year

ago at the dermatologist's office. Thank

God for adult acne. Huh. [laughter]

>> I still can't believe it. I'm the

luckiest guy in the world.

>> REALLY? [laughter]

>> What'd he say?

>> You know what? You have to speak very

loudly when you're talking to Sid cuz

he's almost completely deaf.

>> Oh, there you go.

>> Oh. Oh, she's upside down. But she's

coming. She's coming.

>> Oh my god.

>> Oh my god. She's here. [snorts]

[laughter]

[crying]

>> Oh, she's she's perfect.

Oh, she's so tiny.

Where'd she go?

>> They're just They're just wrapping her

up.

>> Okay. Well, be careful with her. She's

really tiny.

>> Here she is.

[crying]

>> You

Thanks for coming [crying] out of me.

>> [screaming]

>> I know.

>> Oh, she's looking at me.

>> I know you.

>> Do we have a name yet?

>> No, not yet.

>> That's fine. For now, we'll just call

her Baby Girl Green.

>> Oh, no. Baby girl Keller Green.

Hello, baby.

>> There she is.

>> She's so beautiful.

>> Oh my god,

she's amazing.

Oh, I'm so glad you guys got drunk and

had sex. [laughter]

>> It's incredible. I mean, one minute

she's inside you and then 47 hours

later, here she is. [laughter]

>> She looks so real.

[laughter]

>> You know what I mean?

>> Okay, my turn. My turn.

>> Oh, Phoebe.

>> Yes.

>> Oh, baby. Oh, you're so cute. Oh, I

could squeeze your little head.

[laughter]

>> I won't.

>> What's the matter?

>> Nothing. I'm sorry. I just can't stop

crying.

>> The doctor said it's completely normal

with all the hormones. Plus, you you're

sleepd deprived.

>> So, you guys are all sleepd deprived? I

don't see you weeping cuz you put your

slippers on the wrong feet.

>> Oh, God.

What's the matter now?

>> I was reliving it.

>> So, do you know what you're going to

call her yet?

>> Oh, wait a minute. It's not going to be

baby girl. I thought that was so

original.

[laughter]

>> Uh, actually, we we've narrowed it down

to two names.

>> Yeah. And you know what? I love them

both. So, why don't you just pick one

and that'll be it.

>> Wow. Um,

okay. Uh, everyone

This

is Isabella.

>> Oh, I love Isabella.

>> Hi.

[laughter]

>> What?

>> That's not her name.

I'm sorry. She just doesn't feel like an

Isabella.

>> What was the other one, Ross?

>> Um, Delilah.

>> Oh, great. Suddenly, she sounds like a

biblical [laughter]

So, I guess we're back to uh baby girl.

>> Yay.

>> Well, what are we going to do?

>> It's okay, honey. You'll find a name.

>> Oh, easy for you to say. You already

know what your kids' names are going to

be.

>> You do?

>> Yeah. I had them picked out since I was

14.

>> Oh, no. It's going to be named after

some snack or baked good, isn't it?

[laughter]

>> Well, tell us. What are they?

>> Um, okay. If it's a boy, it's Daniel.

>> And if it's a girl,

>> I don't want to say. [laughter]

>> Don't tell us. We're not going to want

it.

>> Okay,

it's Emma.

>> EMMA.

>> SEE, I don't want it. [laughter]

Take it.

>> What?

>> She's clearly an Emma.

>> Oh, honey. But you love that name.

>> Yeah, but I love you more.

Besides, you know, nothing goes with

being, so I'm screwed.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
pregnant /ˈpreɡnənt/ B1	adjective - having a baby developing inside the body
candy /ˈkændi/ A1	noun - a sweet food made with sugar
dinner /ˈdɪnər/ A2	noun - the main meal of the day, usually eaten in the evening
pregnant /ˈpreɡnənt/ B1	adjective - carrying a developing embryo or fetus within the body
body /ˈbɑːdi/ A2	noun - the physical structure of a person or animal
scene /siːn/ A2	noun - a place where an event happens
friend /frend/ A1	noun - a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection
embarrass /ɪmˈbærəs/ B1	verb - cause to feel awkward, self-conscious, or ashamed
favorite /ˈfeɪvərɪt/ A2	adjective - most liked or enjoyed
flavor /ˈfleɪvər/ A2	noun - the particular taste of something
dog /dɑːɡ/ A1	noun - a domesticated carnivorous mammal
positive /ˈpɑːzətɪv/ B1	adjective - showing or expressing optimism
negative /ˈneɡətɪv/ B1	adjective - expressing denial or refusal
hormones /ˈhɔːrmoʊnz/ C1	noun - a regulatory substance produced in an organism and transported in tissue or body fluids
condom /ˈkɑːndɑːm/ B2	noun - a thin sheath of rubber or plastic used to cover the penis during sexual intercourse to prevent pregnancy or the spread of sexually transmitted infections
pregnant /ˈpreɡnənt/ B1	adjective - carrying a developing embryo or fetus

Key Grammar Structures

• Trick or treat.

  ➔ Imperative mood

  ➔ This is a classic greeting used during Halloween, functioning as a request. The structure is a direct command.

• >> Oh, well, you're just the prettiest ballerina I've ever seen.

  ➔ Superlative adjective ('prettiest') and Past Perfect tense ('have ever seen')

  ➔ The sentence uses the superlative form of 'pretty' to emphasize the ballerina's beauty. 'Have ever seen' indicates an experience up to the present moment.

• Monica, we need more candy.

  ➔ Modal verb 'need' expressing necessity

  ➔ The sentence uses 'need' to indicate a requirement for more candy. It's a direct statement of a necessity.

• What? There's only been like four kids.

  ➔ Use of 'like' as a discourse marker and Present Perfect tense ('has been')

  ➔ The word 'like' is used informally to soften the statement. 'Has been' indicates that only a small number of children have visited so far.

• I know. Couldn't care less.

  ➔ Double negative ('Couldn't care less') for emphasis

  ➔ The phrase 'Couldn't care less' is an idiom that uses a double negative to express a complete lack of interest. It means 'I don't care at all'.