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Police.

>> Hello.

>> Hello.

>> What's your name?

>> My name.

>> Can you spell that, please?

>> M L

E T.

Clay.

>> Did you say clay?

>> Yes. The clay is silent.

>> All right. Got it.

>> Show me your waddle.

>> Mhm. Mhm.

Yeah. Yeah.

>> Nice. Doug,

>> you're not going to call me Doug.

>> Yeah, well, you called me Jake earlier.

I thought we were switching the first

names the same exact thing. I was LIKE,

I WANT TO CALL HIM JAKE.

>> I THINK IT'S KIND of simply stiff,

[laughter]

>> but it's chill now. [clears throat]

>> So, Doug.

>> Yes, Jake.

>> I'm just trying to work up the nerve to

see her. See who?

>> My female wife, Crystal. I was cheating

on her with a waitress from Wing

named Jaime Lynn. One night when I was

philandering, Crystal caught me kissing

Jaime Lynn's

heavy breasts. She flew into a rage and

now she's serving 5 years for aggravated

assault.

>> Hey, I'm sorry to hear that.

>> Yeah, thanks, man. Hey, bring it in.

>> Now, the recorder is generally thought

of as a training instrument for

children, but listen to it. In the hands

of an expert like Yoram Lefroom,

>> the passion is

breathtaking.

>> Well, we've already searched the entire

apartment.

>> Yeah, well, now we're going to search it

and find things you all missed like

this.

>> Your own keys?

>> Damn straight. Bag them, Diaz.

>> Hey, we would like to buy some bagels.

>> And where is the sex of the city street?

We want to see where Carrie and Big

live. I'm a carry. I think I'm a carry.

>> We're both carries.

>> Why are you sliding into my side of the

booth?

>> Because that side is the solo side. You

always put the person you want to catch

up with on the solo side. Otherwise, one

of us will spend the whole night

straining our necks looking sideways.

>> I'm straining my neck talking to you

right now.

>> Okay, so don't look at me, Terry. Just

face forward. You see me every day.

>> Fine.

>> Fine. You know, reminds me of a very

interesting article I read about human

trafficking in The New Yorker. No, it

doesn't.

>> Oh, the one written by David Remnick. I

love that piece from four weeks ago. Or

was it three weeks? No, four.

>> What happened with Gary?

>> He gave me the hard cell. Look at all

this swag. I got a puffy vest,

carabiner.

>> Terry, carabiners suck. You want free

stuff? There you go. All right, you can

have anything you want from my desk.

>> Gary made me an offer.

>> Hello? Is there anyone here?

Malipnos.

>> No. What?

>> Yeah. You played violin at my wedding.

You're Bipnos.

>> No. My name is Jerry. Jerry Barfistan.

>> What? Well, it doesn't [clears throat]

matter. I need your help. Can you please

hand me the keys that are down there?

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Thank you. I love keys.

Oh, and this is for you.

>> What?

>> As they say in my country, a chicky for

a key,

>> right? And what country is that again?

>> Honolulu.

>> Okay. You know, if it's all the same,

I'd really just rather have the key.

>> You know what? Cheeky. I don't want key.

>> Oh, perfect.

>> Yes. Thank you, Malifnos.

>> No, it's Jerry Arank Latan.

>> Feel like maybe you said it a little

different the first time. You think you

can intimidate me?

>> Yeah.

>> When I was undercover, Jimmy the Butcher

cut off my little toe with garden shears

and made me eat it as a loyalty test.

I've been through hell.

>> Big deal. I worked at a sunglass kiosk

at the mall for four years. So, not only

have I been through hell, I was

assistant manager there.

>> You're gonna get out of Chucky's house.

And what's more, you're going to pay him

rent for the night you spent there.

>> Fine.

>> One more thing, babe. You're going to

thank us both right now.

>> Thank you.

>> You're welcome.

>> Thank you. You're welcome.

That was amazing.

>> Told you he just needed to be alpha.

>> Is that what happened or did I just beta

you into protecting me?

>> No.

No, it's not what happened. This is not

your victory.

>> Sure.

>> Oh my god. Go where?

>> What's on your face?

>> Huh? Oh, right. Uh, yes. My disgusting

deformity. Um, here. Majesty.

>> Hey, what's up, girl? Better?

>> It's not worse.

>> Is this sauce for your chicken or my

lamb?

>> H I don't know.

>> Should we try it?

>> Let's risk it.

>> Go.

>> It's amazing.

>> I don't care for it,

>> but I tried.

>> And what a story for Kevin.

>> So, Maxwell, what was your childhood

like? I was a lookout at 8, had my own

corner at 10, trigger [music] man at 13.

You know what it's like to look a man in

his eyes? That's a life drains out of a

bad from a young age. At school, I

pushed people. And this wasn't horse

play. This was

pushing a [music] hurt.

>> New idea. We're going to get inside the

mind of the killer. We eat the veggie

wraps.

Here we go.

>> Oh, this bastard. Oh,

[panting and sighs] man. This is one

twisted mother. Oh, the beach are rock.

This guy is demented, Rosa.

>> These your glasses.

>> Mhm.

>> They're gigantic.

>> My contacts dried out thanks to you. And

they're cool.

>> No, they're not. Wow, you are blind.

Blind.

>> Yeah,

>> you're a blind cop. How's there not been

a made for TV movie about your

struggles?

>> Give this back.

>> This place has six chimneys.

>> Uh, hey Debbie, whose house is this?

>> Oh, it's mine. I own it. Um, until 11:00

a.m. on Monday. We have to be out by

then or it's another $45,000 uh dollars

to Airbnb. But until then, I'm a mansion

girl.

>> What happened to using the money for

your father's surgery? Was it a lie?

>> No, my dad really is sick. But I found

out this morning that my stupid brother

Derek already paid for his surgery. He

thinks he's so great cuz he's like a big

shot lawyer and he has a family and he's

not afraid of ghosts. Well, guess what?

I get to keep the cash now. So, take

that Derek and, you know, put it. She's

a mansion girl. She's so rich and she's

hot. She's a mansion girl with a

high

>> and all I have to do to get Katie's

number is beat Amy. That's nothing.

>> Hey, don't you dare touch Amy Jr.?

That's right. It's your baby.

>> Are you saying I knocked you up?

>> You sure did.

>> Jake, [laughter]

>> look. I don't know who they sent, but

he's on boat. Check out this manifest.

Somebody boarded in San Juan named Henry

Kohl's. Henry Street and Cole Street.

That's the corner of your old chop shop

in Brooklyn. This is an alias.

>> Mhm. And my porter buddy checked out

Henry Cole's cabin. He hasn't been in it

yet. He's hiding somewhere on his boat,

ready to jump out and kill me at any

moment. Probably creeping around in my

closet

>> or stowed away in a lifeboat

>> or hide in the wall or holed up in the

engine room.

>> Camouflage in the shrubbery predator

style. Nope. We are not having fun. You

will not suck me in with your wy charms.

>> Stake me out tonight. I don't want to

let you go to it.

>> Wow. That sleep apnea mask is something

else, huh?

>> I got to say, ever since I got her

>> her,

>> she touches my lips, Jake. She's a her.

>> We're not fighting. We can totally work

together. We're fine.

>> Yeah, that wasn't a fight. That was just

sexy workplace banter.

>> Exactly. I mean, mattresses are also

sexy cuz that's where you do it.

>> Yeah. And grammar is a system of

language involving syntax and semantics.

Also sexy.

>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Point is, we're

good.

>> Yeah.

>> Miss me? Miss me? Now you got to kiss

[music] me. Talking to you,

>> Jay. What are you doing here? It's only

been 4 days. You're supposed to take a

full week off of work.

>> Come on, Sarge. Does it look like I'm on

the job?

>> Okay, then. What are you doing here?

>> Taking your advice to rest and relax to

the next level. Swinging by to pick up

Charles and then we're headed to sunny,

beachy, only recently devastated by

financial crisis. Atlantic City.

>> That's right, suckers. Jake and I are

going on the coolest vacation ever.

Official trip nickname AC/DC. Atlantic

City Dudes Club.

>> Yeah, that's going to change. But check

it out, Sarge. Boil and I are staying at

>> the Raven.

Damn,

this place is locked.

>> Yeah, I've been trying to get Jake down

there forever. And I know all it take is

a few broken bones. I would have hit him

with a baseball bat years ago. Sarge,

it's a spa and a casino. A spacino. One

of the room service options is a carving

station. Talking prime rib in bed. And

what's this? I'm using a blanket as a

napkin. That's fancy. That's fancy.

>> Real fancy.

>> Okay, here's the plan. I'll drop the

bomb during charades. I'll just tell

them I know about Sheila with my body.

>> Um,

fast uh fast and furious. Magic Mike.

>> I don't know. Uh, crying game. [music] I

don't know.

>> Time

Wait, we still have time. Maybe there's

a way to get Kyle back in with his

family. Like, what if Jake's wheels are

turning? Your brain baby is crowning.

>> Boil, please. That's disgusting.

>> No, it's helping. I am having a brain

baby.

>> Then push, man. Push.

>> Breathe. Oh,

>> you can do this. You are so strong.

>> Got it. Kyle's uncle cut him off because

of that stolen car, right? But what if

we could find that car and have Kyle

give it back to him? Then all is

forgiven. Kyle's back in the family,

right? But how do we find that car?

>> We just did a big sweep of Brooklyn chop

shops. Maybe Sheamus's car is one of

them. Maybe it's in the inbound lock.

>> YES.

>> OKAY. Put in my password.

>> For the first time all week, it's just

the two of us.

>> I'm right here. I escaped using some of

the lube Bole sent you. It got

everywhere. I had to change.

>> Yeah. And your new shirt is very

aggressive and confusing. Is the

pineapple the or is it calling

someone else a

>> Clearly the pineapple is the

>> Oh, Amy, what is that enchanting new

perfume? It's syrup, Skully.

>> And it is working.

>> Hello, Captain. It's so good to see you.

So, so good.

>> What's with the bizarre eye contact and

the weird way you're talking, Santiago?

Did you join a cult?

>> What? No.

>> Are you sure? Most cult members don't

realize they're part of a cult.

>> I'm not in a cult.

>> Oh god, I'm going to throw up into your

cut. I saw inside of you. How are humans

alive?

>> Okay, I'll do the surgery. And uh you

just breathe. Okay, we'll get you

through this.

>> Okay.

>> What was that sound? I did not like that

squish sound.

>> The pipe has been removed. Now

I'm sewing myself up.

>> Okay, this is almost over. You're doing

great. Just keep talking. Keep talking.

>> Talking about what?

>> Uh tell me about Amy. You must be

excited to see her.

>> Very much. You know, oh god, what if it

doesn't go well? We haven't seen each

other in a while.

What if it's weird?

>> Keep going. Keep [clears throat] going.

You're doing so well. Why would it be

weird?

>> I I don't know. I mean, maybe we've

grown apart. Maybe she'll be repulsed by

my frosted tips. I was going to defrost

them before I saw her for the first

time.

>> I'm sure it will be magical when you see

her. And guess what?

>> What?

>> I'm done.

>> I need the money back and I need it back

now.

>> A jeez. I'm sorry I can't do that. I

placed the bet online. It's not like I

can cancel it.

>> You just placed the bet online?

>> Yeah, he could have done it himself.

It's really easy. I kept telling him

there's no need for bookies anymore.

>> No, no, no. I don't mess with computers,

okay? Ever since I died of dysentery on

the Oregon Trail, I was like, "No thank

you. I'm done with this."

>> Okay, look, the money's already in the

Caribbean. There's nothing I can do.

>> Looks like we're going to the Caribbean.

>> You do know we're not going to the

Caribbean, right?

>> I didn't know that. That is a bummer.

>> Gina Lanetti spaghetti confetti.

>> Gina Lanetti spaghetti confetti.

>> Faster.

>> Gina Lanetti spaghetti confetti. Mama,

this is my girlfriend, Rosa.

And this is my personal assistant,

Mangie Carl.

>> Ah, it's nice to meet you. You could

just call me Carl.

>> Mangie Carl used to be a homeless

gentleman. I work with a charity that

finds jobs for down on the luck white

people.

>> He's just a big old angel. He's been so

good to the whites. [laughter]

>> Yes, he is.

>> Yeah.

Can I guess what he paints? Pictures of

pie charts. Multiple still lives of this

gray rock.

>> It's even more boring. So, Gerald, did

anything happened to Raymond last week?

Did he seem like something or someone

had him in a bad mood?

>> It was his day to pick the music and he

chose hiding.

>> So, he was in a good mood or a bad mood?

>> A great mood. Jake.

>> Oh, you're Jake.

>> Damn it. What are you doing after this,

Gerald?

>> Figus's men are everywhere. And now

there's hospital security at all the

exits. How are we going to escape?

>> Relax. There's a million ways to get out

of a hospital unnoticed.

>> Name one.

>> Dress up like babies.

>> What? Will you put me on THE SPOT?

>> YOU WANT IT UP?

>> ALL RIGHT. WAIT, WAIT.

>> Attention boys and ghouls.

>> Nope.

>> Every Halloween I dress up in an amazing

costume and you never get what I am.

>> No, we get what you are. An adult man

who enjoys dress up.

>> Very funny, Rosa. This year that won't

be a problem because you're going to

pick my costume.

>> Ah, come on.

Uh, Ms. Pac-Man's nipple.

>> No, that's brown.

>> Why would you know that?

>> To be or not to be.

>> Not to be.

>> Thank you.

[screaming]

>> Jonavar, Rod Stewart, Martha Stewart,

>> He-Man, Master of the Universe.

>> I got it. Gay Robin Hood.

>> Yes.

>> Oh my gosh. That's what it is.

>> What's up? I need my laptop. I want to

practice my speech with the new colors

beforehand so I'm not alarmed when they

pop up.

>> Right. Right. Um, I know that Terry

definitely did do that work, so I'll

just go grab him. Uh, you wait here. You

can't come in because

Amy's naked and she's embarrassed of her

weird body.

>> Whereas with the skillet, the approach

to fish skin is completely different.

[music]

>> Mhm.

>> And your pasta technique is completely

intuitive.

>> Please tell me more.

>> How about those quarterly write offs?

And did you hear about the merger? Also,

we all need to go in on those flowers

for Beth. Oh, Wednesdays.

>> Who are you again?

>> Gina from sales. I have the plant on my

desk.

>> Oh, yeah. You want to sit with us?

>> Well, I'll be dead so soon.

>> What?

>> I would love to sit.

>> Guess what I'm holding behind my back.

>> Before we begin, what are the parameters

of the guessing game? How many guesses

do I get? Is there a time limit?

>> Forget it. You ruin everything. It's the

police code and ethics manual. Chapter

4, page 83. You should not have told me.

I never would have guessed it. Now I

won.

>> Sorry. Were we being too loud?

>> We

>> Oh, hey. I'm William.

>> I thought you just wanted a picture.

>> Oh, we took a lot of pictures.

>> Yeah.

>> Get in here.

>> Oh, no. He's my brother.

>> That doesn't bother me.

>> Okay, I'm going to bed. Well, let's not

give up all hope just yet. We do know

some things. For example, the perp

entered using a key, which means they

probably work here. And they knew enough

to skip past all these expensive looking

artifacts. They walked straight up to

this shelf and grabbed the coin case

from up there.

>> It's too high. You can't reach it.

Exactly. So, now we know that the thief

was taller than me. That's a good lead.

Also, we know they were a little bit of

a freak since I am above average height

according to the 1940 census.

>> I didn't realize you had a thing about

your height.

>> I don't because I'm above average. Why

would I have a thing about my height

when I'm above average? It doesn't make

any sense. [laughter]

>> Why did the drug dealer never do his

dishes? Because he had drugs in his

dishwasher.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Dishwasher.

>> Hit me. It's for you. Hello.

>> Hey, what's up, dude? It's me. We got

the drugs, man. Hang on. Charles wants

to say hi.

>> Do you have any milk? I should have

known Mora wouldn't be able to control

herself. Strong women, they're just

drawn to me. You know, they're all right

angles and I'm nothing but curves.

>> Gina, big news. Terry's friend got back

to us and he says they're doing security

for Bayside High's number one wrestler,

AC Slater. That's right, Mario Lopez.

>> Oh my god, I had such a big crush on

him.

>> Yeah, we all had a big crush on AC

Slater. Get in line. [laughter]

I'll be cooler when we meet him. I

should hope so.

>> You brought your own shuffle board

stick.

>> Mhm.

>> They're called tangs. You should be glad

she has own. Don't want to mess with

another man's tang.

>> There's no way they're called tangs.

>> It's true. They are. And the discs are

called biscuits.

>> Tangs and biscuits. That is so dumb. I

officially love shuffle board.

>> Clear a path. I'm about to whip my

biscuit.

>> Boil's not in the interrogation room.

>> He couldn't have gotten far. He can't

see. You can go a long way on muscle

memory alone. One time I sleepwalked to

the Eminem store in Time Square.

>> Okay. Your smoke plan was a disaster.

>> Yeah, because your dog ate the gems

[music]

>> because you tripped and dropped them.

>> Yeah, because someone put a chair in my

way that wasn't supposed to be there.

>> I'm sorry. Are you accusing me of

something?

>> Was that not clear? Do you need me to

say it in Latin? I think you sabotage

me.

>> I would never. I want to win, which is

why I'm initiating Operation Fabius.

>> Okay, that does sound kind of cool.

>> Probably shouldn't. I may have to change

the name. Roman dictator Fabius Maximus

defeated Hannibal by avoiding battle and

exercising patience.

>> I can be patient. I just listened to you

talk about that Fabius guy for like 4

hours.

>> It was two sentences.

>> Oh, shut up.

>> Therapists are always having affairs

with their patients.

>> That's not true.

>> Oh, really? Tell that to the 10 minutes

of Bikini Shrink I watched on Cinemax

when I was 13. Dr. Jugs was insatiable.

>> James was ill. We have months of notes

saying he was increasingly unstable.

First of all, people with mental illness

are much more likely to be the victims

than the perpetrators. I heard that on

NPR when I was in the room while Amy was

listening to NPR. And second, I bet Dr.

Tate's notes are fake. I mean, you know

what was in Dr. Jug's notes?

>> What? Stick figures doing it.

>> What does that prove?

>> I don't know, but it was hot.

>> Whoever finds him wins.

>> Yeah, I guess you could say he's the

golden snitch.

>> Wait, was that a Harry Potter reference?

>> It most definitely was. I started

reading them cuz you love them so much.

>> And

>> you were right. They're incredible.

Remember when I called in sick the other

day? I was at home reading Order of the

Phoenix.

>> This makes me so happy. How sad is it

when Cedric dies?

>> I was crushed. Literally crying on the

toilet.

>> Guys, the fugitive. The bet,

>> right? I'm going to catch this last

fugitive, win the bet, and then we're

going to live together for the rest of

our relationship. Just you and me and

Towel makes three.

>> Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Just

so you know, at the end of the six

books, Snape,

>> no spoilers, Terry, let's go. Why are

there so many reporters? Even the Times

is here. Wait, really? Who'd they send?

>> Wilson, Palmer, Schneider, Lavine,

Rogers, Tyler, Baker, Corell, Brown,

Witch, Robin Schmidt.

>> Stop saying reporter's names. How do you

know so many names?

>> They're the only real rock stars we have

left. Look at what the greater wrote on

his essay. Thank you for writing this.

Reading it made me a better man. I'll

never be as good a leader as Hope.

>> You need to stop focusing on tests.

There's more to life than scores and

book learning. Okay, look at me. I've

had no official dance training. Yet here

I stand.

>> A miracle of movement.

>> Holt thinks Dilman's the best detective

he's ever worked with. So what happens

if I solve the case before him, and I

become the best detective Holt has ever

worked with, and he has to give me the

task force. Dilman thinks he knows

everything about me as a person. But

there's one thing he doesn't know. I'm

about to take him down. Oh my god, he's

staring right at us. Quick, pretend like

I was saying something else.

>> Yes, Jake. You were young when you lost

your virginity.

>> Thank you, Charles.

>> What are you doing? talking to Cassie

and the writers who BT Dubs all have

alibis. Also, Gary said that the studio

approved us as producers. I'm having my

agent look over the paperwork. Okay,

fine. I don't have an agent. I'm using

my parents divorce attorney. He's my

uncle. He was disbarred.

>> Well, while you were off in fantasy

land, I solved the case.

>> Wait a minute, Rosa.

[music]

>> [music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
philandering /fɪˈlændərɪŋ/ C1	verb - to have sexual relations with someone other than one's spouse or partner
breathtaking /ˈbreθˌteɪkɪŋ/ B2	adjective - extremely beautiful or amazing
carabiner /kəˈræbɪnər/ B1	noun - a metal loop with a spring catch, used in climbing
cult /kʌlt/ A2	noun - a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object
manifest /ˈmænɪfɛst/ B1	noun - a list of passengers or cargo on a ship or plane
syntax /ˈsɪntæks/ C1	noun - the arrangement of words and phrases to create well-formed sentences in a language
semantics /sɪˈmæntɪks/ C1	noun - the study of meaning in language
spacino /speɪˈtʃiːnoʊ/ B2	noun - a combination of a spa and a casino
alibi /ˈælɪbaɪ/ B1	noun - a claim or proof that one was elsewhere when an event occurred

Key Grammar Structures

• I'm just trying to work up the nerve to see her. See who?

  ➔ Infinitive of purpose ('to see her')

  ➔ The phrase 'to see her' is an infinitive of purpose, explaining why the subject is working up the nerve.

• I was cheating on her with a waitress from Wing named Jaime Lynn.

  ➔ Past continuous tense ('was cheating')

  ➔ The past continuous tense ('was cheating') describes an ongoing action in the past.

• She flew into a rage and now she's serving 5 years for aggravated assault.

  ➔ Present continuous tense ('she's serving')

  ➔ The present continuous tense ('she's serving') indicates an action happening now with a temporary duration.

• I'm just trying to work up the nerve to see her. See who?

  ➔ Tag question ('See who?')

  ➔ The tag question ('See who?') is used to confirm information or seek agreement.

• I think it's kind of simply stiff, [laughter]

  ➔ Adverbial phrase ('kind of simply')

  ➔ The adverbial phrase ('kind of simply') modifies the adjective 'stiff' to express manner.

• I'm sure it will be magical when you see her.

  ➔ Future simple with 'will' ('will be')

  ➔ The future simple with 'will' ('will be') is used to make predictions or express future plans.

• I need the money back and I need it back now.

  ➔ Emphasis with 'do' ('I need')

  ➔ The use of 'do' ('I need') adds emphasis to the sentence, making the request more urgent.

• You're going to thank us both right now.

  ➔ Future with 'going to' ('are going to thank')

  ➔ The future with 'going to' ('are going to thank') is used to express a future action that is already planned or certain.