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No.

>> Run.

>> What are you doing here?

>> Running away from my problems.

>> Come on in.

>> Okay, so here's what's going on.

>> On Friday, I'm supposed to announce that

I'm running for city council. And I

haven't told Ben yet. I know I said that

we broke up, but we couldn't. We're

still dating. But now I have to break up

with him for real. But I don't want to

break up with him cuz he's so cute. He's

so nice.

>> If you're going to stay here, there are

three rules you need to follow. One, no

talk about Tammy. One. Two, no talk

about Ben. Three, no talk.

>> I didn't even ask you last night. What

is going on with Tammy 1.

>> You just violated rules number one and

three. You lose your coffee privileges.

>> You choose. Nope. Hunting, fishing, or

drinking?

>> I'd really love to shoot a gun right

now.

>> Fishing it is.

So, running for office

now. I'm going to have to find a

replacement for you.

>> I might not win.

>> You'll win.

>> I might not run.

>> You should.

>> What's our plan here? Nope.

>> I figure we build a fire, roast the fish

we shot, and uh make s'mores.

>> I don't have the material for s'mores.

>> I do. I always carry emergency s'more

rations in my car. Given your hunting

abilities and my chocolate supply, I

figure we could stay up here for two,

three years.

You know, when I was 12, my brother shot

me in the pinky toe with a nail gun.

Granted, it was a hilarious prank, and

we all had a good laugh.

>> That's awful.

>> But I avoided going to the doctor. I

hate paperwork.

After a few weeks, the toe just kind of

fell off.

>> You only have nine toes.

>> I have the toes I have. Let's just leave

it at that.

>> The point is, the doctor said if I had

come in right away, they might have

saved the toe.

You can't run away from your problems.

>> Especially if you only have nine toes.

>> Sorry, that was uncalled for.

>> I'm Ron Swanson and you're Leslie. Nope.

You with me?

[snorts]

>> This is a great idea. Fresh air, no

screens. I'm getting really good at

chopping wood, too.

>> You're a regular Paul Bunan.

>> Ow, I got stung by the wood. Oh no, it's

a splinter. I need to get on WebMD now.

I need an iPhone or a Samsung Galaxy.

Something with 4G. There's no time for

the edge network. What are you doing?

What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ah,

>> got it.

>> I still think we should find a computer

and Google sterilization techniques.

>> Yeah, I have a new idea. You need to

purge all of this garbage from your

system. Talk about all the things you do

on those screens and let the words just

float away into the fresh air and then

we will be done.

>> Okay, worth a shot. Every day I start by

hitting up Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr,

and Instagram. Sometimes I like to throw

in LinkedIn for the professional

shouties.

>> See, that was easy.

>> Then I like to go on Reddit. Reddit's

great because it has all the important

links you need. Wikipedia, mankind's

greatest invention. You can learn about

anything. Take Ray J for example. We all

know he's a singer. He's Bry's brother

and he was in that classic sex tape with

Kim Kardashian. But did you also know

he's Snoop Dogg's cousin and he was in

the 96 Tim Burton movie Mars Attacks?

Suddenly you're on the Mars Attacks

page. I love Ghat. You can talk to

anybody. I hit up Brad. Pit wasn't the

actor. It's actually a guy named Brad

that's a teacher in Pittsburgh.

We don't have a lot in common, but we

chat quite a bit. Emoji are little

cartoons you text instead of words.

Instead of saying what up boo, you can

type what up and then a cute little

ghost cuz that means boo. There's even a

little Indian guy, but he has a turban

on which I think is racist. But the

Asian guy also has a racist hat on. And

it's like, hold up. Didn't Japanese

people invent this? Podcasts. There are

a million of them and they're all

amazing. John Rafio and I have one

called Nacho Average Podcast where we

rate different kinds of nachos.

>> Okay, that's enough. No more talking.

>> But you told me to get it all out of my

system.

>> I had no idea how much you had in your

system. This is a real problem, Tom. You

are an addict and you need to change.

>> I've downloaded every episode of

Intervention.

I know what to do here.

>> You're right. I am an addict. I've hurt

all my friends and family with my

addiction. I will accept this gift of

rehabilitation.

>> I'm proud of you, but also a bit fearful

that we're verging on what I call

feelings territory.

So, let's stare at the fire in silence.

>> I've had a breakthrough, Ron. What do

you say you chop up some more wood and

I'll take your car and go grab us some

victory stakes.

>> Perfect.

A deer jumped in front of the car. And

then a bear jumped in front of the deer.

Tommy Edetomame is back on the grid.

Tell everyone to light me up with their

digies. Got to load them into my burner.

>> Yes, I went to Best Buy and bought a

phone.

>> Out of the car now.

>> Where are we going, Ron? Are we walking

to Best Buy to get a better phone?

>> What's the story, Ron? Diane making you

sell this place?

>> Not at all. Recently, I purchased a new

cabin big enough for the whole family. I

just can't justify owning four cabins.

two cabins. The new cabin I bought has a

great tire swing for the girls, access

to a lake for all the kids to play in.

Plus, it doesn't have these razor sharp

perimeter defense planks sticking out of

the ground.

>> I usually get 5% commission, but I'll do

it for three. Friends and family

discount.

>> Make it five. I don't want you getting

any ideas about us being friends.

>> Respect,

>> Donna. Maybe for the fireplace, I'm

thinking fake antlers. But what kind of

scars would we want to hang out the fake

antlers? Oh, duh. No shade.

>> Most staff. That'll look legit next to

those antique visit France posters.

>> Ron, you want to stay outside and do

nothing while they make your cabin look

like garbage?

>> I'd like that very much. We can watch

the shadows get longer.

>> Okay,

>> these people won't leave. One guy even

looked in the bathroom.

>> Yeah, that means they like the place. If

you just leave them alone, I think we

might get some offers.

>> This evergreen scented candle should

help for people in the mood to buy.

>> You could just open the door and let the

actual smell of the pines in.

>> Trees are sticky and they got bugs in

them.

>> This place is so random.

>> I don't know. It's kind of like in the

middle of nowhere.

>> I know. That's like the hilarious part.

It's like a joke how long it takes to

get here. It's like a meta cabin.

>> Oh yes.

>> That's what I said. Yeah,

>> I heard that Dave Edgars wrote a short

story about this tape cassette that he

found under that tree over there.

>> Oh my god.

>> What are you doing?

>> Trying to get these annoying dumb dums

to pay more money for your cabin.

>> Carry on.

>> Oh my god. I heard that Nico Case and

Ben Gard made out here once.

>> What?

>> No, thank you. I will let him know. That

was that couple you liked at the open

house.

>> I despised them.

>> Well, they just came back with a new

offer. And jack that shiz up. Way over

asking price. Ron, who cares who they

are? That's a massive bid. I don't be a

mogul.

>> I bought that cabin 18 years ago for

$2,200. I do not care about the money.

>> I can't even understand what you're

saying right now.

>> That cabin served an important purpose

for me as a quiet refuge from the

nonsense of modern life. I'd like the

next owners to understand and share that

purpose. Find me someone like that and

I'll happily sell.

>> I'll buy it.

>> You can't afford that house. Can you

afford that house?

>> What would you use it for? I'd go up

there and take Andy and Champion and

just get away from everyone else and

look at spiders. And it's where I'd bury

the bodies of that annoying couple after

I murder them. Here's my offer. I will

give you everything in my purse. Um, $8,

a bunch of loose cough drops, and

Larry's asthma inhaler.

>> Thank God. I've been looking for that.

>> Larry, this is part of a real estate

transaction now. You have no legal claim

to it.

>> Sorry, I had no idea.

This is the best offer I've heard yet.

>> Uh, you tripping right now.

>> Sold.

>> Don't even trip.

>> Your commission.

>> Thanks a lot.

>> You're a sher mogul.

>> Ron PD Combmes. I have to admit this

place is pretty tight. May interest

anyone in some chew.

>> Nice touch. Hford.

>> Let me get some of that.

>> You sure?

>> Yeah. I would not have pegged you as a

user of mouth tobacco.

>> I'm full of surprises, Ron.

>> Oh man, my stomach's a little upset.

Feel a little queasy.

>> Yeah, that might be the chew. You could

spit it out.

>> I swallowed it. You're supposed to

swallow it, right?

>> No.

All right.

>> Poor little buddy. Why they call it chew

and not swallow? Am I right, R?

>> Yes, you are right.

>> All right, safety basics. Donna, can you

tell me why it's bad to look down the

barrel of your gun?

>> Is that a trick question?

>> No, Donna, don't. Please.

>> Rule number one, do not point the weapon

at a person. That includes your own

face, Donna. Now, every year before we

go on our first hunt, we do a toast. So,

grab a beer.

To the hunt

>> here. Here.

>> And to the hunters.

The only way to defeat the beast is to

find the beast within.

>> Pretty good.

>> Right on. Cheers.

>> Ron, your toes sucked.

>> The traditional toast is to the hunt.

And it is said by me.

>> You surprised that my breasts didn't

throw my aim off?

>> Leslie, please. I don't care that you're

a girl. I just don't like change. I like

going to the same place with the same

people, telling the same stories, and

seeing who can bag the most turkeys.

>> Well, it seems like you like to go

hunting with the same people cuz you

know you can beat them.

>> 100 bucks says I bag more birds than

you.

>> You're on. Let's split up. I do it

better alone.

>> Yeah, you do. See, just one of the guys.

>> Your favorite kind of cake can't be

birthday cake. That's like saying your

favorite kind of cereal is breakfast

cereal. H I love breakfast cereal.

>> Look, some kind of bird. Let's kill it.

You talking to me,

>> What were you waving at?

>> Nothing.

>> This is such a great day. See, at my

house, I got a wife and three beautiful

daughters. This trip, it is the one time

a year I get to pee standing up.

I love that sound.

>> I've been shot.

>> I've been shot.

SOMEBODY SHOT ME IN THE HEAD.

[groaning]

[sighs]

>> BULA. BULA.

>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. All

right. Yeah. R, I get your hat. R, I

have your hat.

>> Are you in a lot of pain?

>> I was shot in the HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN.

>> RON, it's actually not that serious. I

just need you to stay calm. Okay.

[snorts]

>> Yeah. I'm I'm just going to stay angry.

I find that relaxes me.

>> Okay, Ron. We called 911 and they're

going to send a ranger.

>> Oh, damn. This is a mess. The rangers

won't let us come back next year.

>> You know what? We're not going to think

about that right now. You guys, can you

just put him on the dayb bed in the

carcass room?

>> Daybed?

>> Yeah.

>> Sure.

>> Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Donna.

>> Donna.

>> Donna.

[gasps]

[sighs and panting]

>> ARE YOU OKAY? [screaming]

WHAT IS IT? YOUR HEART? ARE YOU HAVING

TROUBLE BREATHING?

>> OKAY, here's your scotch.

>> Okay, Jerry. Jerry's here. Here's your

scotch, Ron. There we go, Ron. Okay.

Hey, you know what is great? Ann's going

to take care of you. And Ann is the best

nurse in North America. All right. Here

you go.

[groaning]

>> What? You okay?

>> Did you Did you shoot me?

>> What? No.

>> There was a bird kind of near me. And I

know how desperate you were to prove

yourself.

>> No. No. I swear I didn't. Ron, I swear

to God, I've never shot anyone.

>> Well, you better find out who it was and

then purchase them a coffin because I'm

going to rip them apart.

Okay.

Listen,

I heard about the accident and I need to

know who is responsible.

>> I don't know. That's the problem.

>> I am.

>> I shot Ron Swanson.

>> YOU SHOT MY MERCEDES?

>> WHAT?

>> NO. NO.

>> I made this Tammy deprogramming kit in

case I ever fell victim to her again.

First, this is a chastity belt that I

made by hand. It might be a couple sizes

too big for you, but you can just pat

it. The first step is to cut out all

sex.

>> That won't be necessary. We haven't done

the deed yet. She lets me rub up against

her legs sometimes.

>> Well, all the more reason to wear it.

She knows she has that card left to

play, and you best believe she will.

>> We're also going to try a Pavlovian

technique. Ron is holding Tammy's

perfume. Girth.

>> Smells good. Oh,

>> again.

>> TAMMY, NO. HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GOING

TO DO THIS? UNTIL THE BOTTLE is empty

again. TWICE.

[screaming]

>> It's going well so far, but it's too

early to tell.

>> He was pretty far gone.

>> Okay, we're going to do some scenes and

demonstrate ways that you can resist

Tammy. I will play Tammy. Ron will play

you.

>> Hey there, horsey. Time to mount up and

ride on into Boner Town. What do you say

we get stanky in that pet store

bathroom? Huh? Jam. Huh?

>> Do it.

>> Huh?

>> There will be no sex today, Tammy.

>> Oh.

>> Instead, why don't you go into the pet

store and feed yourself to the snakes?

To hell with you, woman. Goodbye.

>> Hey, you big hunk of wiener meat. I've

got 40 hand towels, some energy bars,

and a Chinese finger trap. Let's get

gross.

>> This gambit has failed. To hell with

you, woman. Goodbye. What are you

wearing?

>> It's a crotch blinder of my own design.

In this scenario, she will be coming at

you pantsless.

>> Okay, doors are locked. Window is

secured. There is no way Tammy's getting

in here.

>> Damn. Strip down, you sex maggot.

>> And hold. What was your mistake? You

didn't check the armwire. Tammy once

camped out in my attic for six days

awaiting my arrival. She survived on

rats and rainwater. Let's run it again.

>> Okay, everyone, look in your folders.

You will find information about Founders

Week. And before we start brainstorming,

I just want to thank Ron for lending us

his cabin.

>> Lending makes it sound like I had a

choice in the matter. I never should

have agreed to this or let you know that

I have a cabin or gotten to know any of

you.

>> That's a spirit. Founders Week is a

yearly celebration of all things Pawnee.

We've got a pie eating contest, a giant

petting zoo, and the granddaddy of them

all, the Founders Week parade. I don't

want to overhype it, but our parade

makes the Rose Ball Parade look like a

turds on wheels convention. Let's do an

exercise. April, what makes Pawne the

best city in the world?

>> Easy. Most murderers per capita. The

guillotine was invented here. City Hall

is run by the Walrus Mafia.

>> Donna, help me out. What makes Pawnie so

great?

>> Cost of living is cheap. In about 3

years, I will have saved enough to pay

off my condo in Seattle.

>> You have a condo in Seattle?

>> Yes, I like the rain and the fish

markets.

>> Guys, we need to focus. I want this to

be the best founders week ever. Okay, no

more distractions.

>> I'm bored.

Duh. Let's go have sex in a tree. He'll

be back in 8 minutes.

>> Why did you have to bring her here?

>> I don't really have any power in this

relationship. I'll think of ideas in the

tree.

>> Anyone's welcome to join us in the tree.

>> Really?

>> Okay. Thank you. Bye.

>> You okay?

>> Yeah, I'm fine.

>> Good morning, colleagues, co-workers,

friends. Everyone feeling normal

>> today? Here's what happened. I left my

sweatshirt at Ron's cab, and when I went

back to get it, I found this in the

trash. Positive pregnancy test. Side

note, I accidentally threw my sweatshirt

away. That's why I was digging through

the trash. Found that, too. Pretty cool.

So, if my science is correct, one of the

five women who are at the cabin, Leslie,

Donna, an Mona Lisa, or April, is

pregnant. Can't be April. She would have

told me. That leaves four suspects.

There's only one man for this job. Bert

Mlin,

FBI. They said I was retired. They said

I was too dangerous for the Pawne Police

Department. Turns out they were right

and wrong. Mlin,

you son of A

YOU failing it.

[laughter]

Wow, you suck at this.

>> Donna, please back up two paces so I can

physically destroy this machine.

>> Can you chill a little man? It's not

real hunting. It's just a game

>> that you happen to suck at.

>> You know what? That's a good point.

>> What? that you suck at this.

>> That it's not real hunting. Come with

me.

>> Hunting. No quarters required.

Hang on. Do you have a license to hunt

at night? Cuz you need a license.

[laughter]

I thought you were serious.

>> Come on now. You know I don't give a

fresh air, real weapons, an honest kill.

There is no substitute for the real

thing.

>> You want to go back and play that video

game, don't you?

>> Yes. Damn it.

>> Excuse me, worker. Bring me a bucket of

beers and four hot dogs, please and

thank you.

>> Why are you covered in blood?

>> Don't worry, it's not human.

>> I hope you've made peace with your god,

small electronic deer.

>> Get it?

>> Oh, come on. Come on. Come on.

>> Now that's what I call shooting.

>> That's a new record.

>> Hey, look at that. You finally made it

in the top 10. Now you can enter your

initials.

>> My initials are private. Well, then just

put in any three letters.

>> Ass. [laughter]

[music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
run /rʌn/ A1	verb - to move quickly on foot
problems /ˈprɒbləmz/ A2	noun - difficulties or issues
council /ˈkaʊnsɪl/ B1	noun - a group of people who make decisions
dating /ˈdeɪtɪŋ/ B1	verb - going on romantic dates with someone
break /breɪk/ A2	verb - to end a relationship
rules /ruːlz/ A2	noun - principles or regulations
violated /ˈvaɪəleɪtɪd/ B2	verb - broken or disregarded
privileges /ˈprɪvɪlɪdʒɪz/ B2	noun - special rights or advantages
hunting /ˈhʌntɪŋ/ A2	verb - the activity of chasing and killing animals
fishing /ˈfɪʃɪŋ/ A2	verb - the activity of catching fish
roast /roʊst/ A2	verb - to cook by exposing to heat
rations /ˈræʃənz/ B1	noun - a fixed amount of food or supplies
hilarious /hɪˈlɛəriəs/ B1	adjective - extremely funny
paperwork /ˈpeɪpərwɜːrk/ B1	noun - official documents and forms
toe /toʊ/ A1	noun - one of the digits of the foot
addict /ˈædɪkt/ B2	noun - a person who is dependent on something
garbage /ˈɡɑːrbɪdʒ/ A2	noun - waste material

Key Grammar Structures

• If you're going to stay here, there are three rules you need to follow.

  ➔ Conditional Clause (Type 1) + Modal Verb (need to)

  ➔ The sentence establishes a condition for staying – following the rules. The phrase “are going to” indicates a future possibility, and 'need to' expresses obligation. The structure is 'If + present simple, future simple'.

• You can't run away from your problems.

  ➔ Modal Verb (can't) + Infinitive + Prepositional Phrase

  ➔ This is a common idiom expressing the futility of avoiding issues. 'Can't' expresses impossibility, and the phrase 'run away from' signifies avoidance. The 'your' indicates possession of the problems.

• You choose. Nope. Hunting, fishing, or drinking?

  ➔ Imperative + Interjection + List of Nouns (Gerunds implied)

  ➔ The sentence presents a choice using the imperative 'You choose'. 'Nope' is a quick rejection, and the following nouns represent activities, implicitly functioning as gerunds (hunting, fishing, drinking).

• You'll win.

  ➔ Future Simple with 'will'

  ➔ A simple prediction of success. 'You'll' is a contraction of 'you will', indicating a strong belief in the subject's ability to win.