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[English]

Look what my dad just gave me.

Please tell me that's not your mom.

No. No. She picked out her own urn. My

dad keeps saying it's a size too small,

but she squeezed into it. Oh,

no. This is stuff she left for the kids.

Can

I open it?

Wow. There's a note for you.

I can't read it.

Okay.

Would you?

All right.

Dear Phil, you've always been the most

wonderful son, and now I need you to do

one last thing for me.

Oh no, she's going to ask me to throw

her ashes in the Pope's face.

Don't say anything to your father

because he'll just resist. But there's a

woman named Annie Fitz Simmons who lives

a few streets over. We don't know her

very well, but I've always admired her

and I think she'd be perfect for your

dad. So before you go home, I want you

to fix them up with her.

That is crazy. I know this sounds crazy,

but single men are in short supply here,

and a lot of scheming harpies will swoop

in before your father knows what hit

him. I love Frank, but he'll follow

anything with a casserole.

I don't believe this. It's too soon. And

my dad's not a cartoon bear. He's

perfectly capable of making intelligent

decisions.

Hey guys, I make cookies.

Oh, good. I thought that was a neighbor.

Hey kids, your grandma left each of you

something.

Cool. Rockports. It's just the box.

Oh my god, there's a letter. I don't

know if I'm ready for this. Although, if

grandma wrote it, she must have sensed I

was ready. Because you had such a bond.

It too. Haley, why don't you tell us

what yours says?

Oh, it's so sweet. It's about how

beautiful I am inside. It's score

jewelry. Wa! Check it out.

Look at that. Your grandma loved pocket

watches. She said they made a man look

dignified.

Is this chain in case you swallow it?

No, but suddenly I'm glad it's there.

A lighter. Huh?

What does the note say?

This is a lighter.

I don't understand. How much clearer

could she have been?

I wouldn't read too much into it. Your

grandma loved you very much. She just

did a couple of bizarre things towards

the end.

Here, Alex. I can help you out with

that. You are getting very sleepy. A

crappy old lighter is not a sucky gift.

Honey, honey, honey, honey. So, you're

not going to do what your mom asked?

Marry off my dad to a complete stranger

on the day of her funeral? I think not.

It was her last wish. When my dad is

ready, he gets to pick his own

girlfriend. That's the big upside to

your wife dying.

Also, not having to think before you

speak.

Yeah.

Grandma looks so happy here.

Yeah, we were pretty hammered.

That was last Fourth of July, Grandma's

favorite holiday. The Plimpmptons had a

barbecue and grand and I got a little

tipsy on ginger margaritas. We came home

for a catnap and slept right through the

big fireworks show. First one she ever

missed. Boy, was she mad. I made it up

to her with a little fireworks show of

our own later.

Grandpa,

a couple of glow sticks and a slingshot

in the backyard.

Oh. which led to some pretty memorable

love