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[English]

[Music]

hi

I mean I really want a house in the

Hamptons but I'll take a cupcake

I'm nothing like that sounded don't

apologize I'm everything like that

sounded oh uh I'll be right back babe

there's a homeless guy building a

shopping bag house around the Porsche

too bad that homeless guy almost had a

front porch

he hates his neighborhood so you've been

helped out with gunpoint one or two

times like grow a pair right

so what are you eating

um chocolate but wait now I'm thinking

red velvet Tim put my ringing woman he

proposed oh he proposed with one of our

cupcakes that's so sweet yeah it was I

mean it was like a whole thing because I

swallowed it but once it passed really

so pretty

I gave him a 20 to move to that Mini

Cooper instead of our car

I'm going to start calling Han Mini

Cooper

babe I've been thinking uh oh that's

never good it's great babe listen so

since you proposed me with one of their

cupcakes I was thinking that these girls

should do our wedding cake

but babe we already ordered a wedding

cake thirteen hundred dollars remember

babe I know but behave they said babe

Less in the movie Babe

so do you guys do wedding cakes no ah I

don't she does she's the Baker and yes

we do tons of wedding cakes gay weddings

straight weddings bad weddings

Claire you do whatever you want but I'm

gonna wait in the car just can't do the

cake stuff again babe

he doesn't want to do the cake stuff

well I don't want to do the butt stuff

you know what I mean no yes

why don't you come in we can talk about

it enter through the diner okay see you

guys in a sec

wow your walk with purpose is getting

almost as impressive as Hans bang bang

you're in my house now I know what

about Han before yesterday we thought he

was 53 and unarmed I guess we learned

something new about people every day

yeah look how we learned that when you

get nervous I'm disposable

that was very uncharacteristic of me

um Hallelujah cool name by the way how

are you doing today Hallelujah bitter

they wouldn't let me put an exclamation

point on my name tag

anyway you can make a fresh batch of

popcorn I could but it takes 10 minutes

and your show starts in two actually

three and a half and I can miss a few

trailers I used to work at a Cineplex

five also now you just know everything

about life

the opening scene sets up where he gets

his super powers from hey

Hallelujah here is doing the best he can

I mean based on his name his parents

clearly had bigger dreams for him it is

not his fault you guys showed up two

minutes before the show starts maybe

next time a show of 10 minutes early

without the attitude and the fidgety

exhaling you think Hallelujah doesn't

hear that he does

sorry to be such a problem we'll just

take whatever you've got ready no girl I

got you I'm gonna make you a fresh batch

Hallelujah could I have some fresh too

you'll get the burnt ones and like it

nerd

foreign

on number four and on which aisle can I

find tucking tape

okay I'll just have these Slim Jims and

a ho ho

like I have to fit into Couture today

stop hitting me

girls stop fighting I hate to see women

fighting each other well unless of

course it's Hoda and Kathy Lee over the

last glass of chardonnay

RuPaul from RuPaul's Drag Race

we love your show we used to watch it

through our neighbor Jeff's window but

then he met Dean and now all they do is

cook naked so we just watched that now

oh you poor babies so why the cat fight

did she steal your size 12 stilettos

because I would cut a for that

we were actually on our way to Texas to

see if she and her ex could patch things

up no we're not going to Texas we're

going back home sometimes you gotta

admit the Fate and that there is a very

live June bug in this macaroni salad oh

no honey I do not like the sound of

defeat

you wanna know where I'd be if I'd given

up on my dreams

living right down the road managing a

Dress Barn

driving 400 miles and a ball gown to

sing karaoke it could not be the

supermodel of the world that I am today

oh hey there

Hey listen uh I'm driving to Texas if

y'all want to ride well shall we Sashay

away

you know that's copyrighted say it again

and you owe me twelve thousand dollars

here

looks RuPaul

oh my God you should have told him the

damn cupcakes I'm sure

[Applause]

oh the last time I had champagne was at

a Filipino wedding I crashed at a

DoubleTree

thank you

another passenger I wonder who it could

be probably my mother every time

something great is about to happen to me

she shows up and ruins it

in 20 hours we went from beer in an

alley to Dom on a plane that's pretty

magical yeah this could not get any

better

[Applause]

good morning how y'all doing

cool cool

chains a good morning a coffee water or

something no I'm really tired I just

want to crash not the plane

do you have any sleepy time too

sleepy time tea that is so gangster oh

we're moving Max buckle your seatbelt

we're about to take off

I'm a little scared What's It Gonna feel

like

oh that's it that feels familiar I guess

I have a private plan in my nightstand

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
cupcake /ˈkʌpˌkeɪk/ A2	noun - a small cake designed to serve one person
homeless /ˈhoʊmləs/ B1	adjective - without a home or permanent residence
Porsche /ˈpɔːrʃə/ B2	noun - a German luxury sports‑car brand
proposal /prəˈpəʊzəl/ B2	noun - a plan or suggestion, especially a formal offer of marriage
wedding /ˈwɛdɪŋ/ A2	noun - a ceremony where two people are united in marriage
cake /keɪk/ A1	noun - a sweet baked dessert usually made of flour, sugar and eggs
gunpoint /ˈgʌnˌpɔɪnt/ B2	noun - the scene or act of threatening someone with a gun
neighborhood /ˈneɪbɚˌhʊd/ B1	noun - a district or community within a town or city
disposable /dɪˈspoʊzəbəl/ B2	adjective - intended to be used once or for a short time and then thrown away
superpower /ˈsuːpərˌpaʊər/ B2	noun - an extraordinary ability or a nation with dominant global influence
fidgety /ˈfɪdʒɪti/ B2	adjective - unable to stay still; restless
attitude /ˈætɪˌtud/ B1	noun - a settled way of thinking or feeling about something
drag /dræɡ/ B1	verb - to pull something along forcefully noun - a boring or unpleasant activity; a competition where participants dress in women's clothing
sashay /səˈʃeɪ/ C1	verb - to move in a casual, confident way, especially in a dance or on a runway
champagne /ʃæmˈpeɪn/ B1	noun - a sparkling wine from the Champagne region of France
macaroni /məˈkɑːrəni/ A2	noun - a type of dry pasta shaped like short tubes
defeat /dɪˈfit/ B1	verb - to win a victory over; to cause to fail noun - the act of being beaten or the condition of loss
dreams /driːmz/ A2	noun - thoughts, images, or emotions occurring during sleep; aspirations
karaoke /kæriˈoʊki/ B1	noun - a form of entertainment in which people sing along to recorded music
supermodel /ˈsuːpərˌmɒdəl/ B2	noun - a highly paid fashion model who models for top designers