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[English]

Come on, Dad. Keep them open.

>> You need to get used to this so the

Flash doesn't startle you when we take

the photo.

>> It's not my fault. I was born with the

eyes of a beautiful young baby deer.

>> Richard, you got this. Come on,

everyone. It's photo time. Why do we

need a new photo anyway? Seriously,

[Music]

>> I always kind of like that picture. It's

impressionistic.

>> Yeah, it gives the impression we're

weirdos. Look, Anaisa isn't even in

frame. Besides, it's not just that

photo. My birthday dinner, Christmas

time, the one and only vacation we had

last year.

Wait, that one's nice. That's our

reflection in the plastic. I just want

one nice Watom family photo where we all

look normal and not like a bunch of

criminals in the police lineup. Is that

too much to ask for?

>> Yes, it is. So, if you please, lovely

customers, cuz I got a bar mitzvah to

get to after this. So, the less

dialogue, the quicker I can get this

done. All right. Big smiles, everyone.

[Music]

Maybe take it down a bit,

Richard.

>> Okay. And three, two, one. Oops.

Everyone stay here. I'm here for the

family photograph.

>> Granny Jojo, I don't think I told you

about this.

>> You didn't? I read about it in Richard's

weekly newsletter. You know, honey, Rich

Pickings, the wit and wisdom of Richard

Wat.

>> Oh, well, I guess you're family and this

is a family portrait. So,

>> mate, come on in, Louie.

>> What? What? Wait, what's this?

>> Oh, it's a bunch of old junk I found in

my basement that I thought might look

good on your window sill.

>> Oh, great. More useless olds in the

house.

>> Whoa. What's this, Granny Jojo?

>> Ah, some old family heirloom. I don't

know. Hey, buddy.

Wa! This thing looks like it needs your

soul to be opened. The only thing taking

your souls will be me. If you don't

>> give me your cutest smile for this

photo.

>> Okay, everyone, just uh shuffle in a

bit.

>> Hey, you calling me fat?

>> Granny, please.

>> Okay. And three, two, one.

>> What was that?

>> You got to be kidding me,

>> Nicole.

>> Mom. Dad, what are you do? Oh, Rich

Pickings, you didn't start the photo

without us, did you?

>> No, you're just in time. And thank you

for being a loyal newsletter reader.

>> You remember Johnny Toucan, right,

honey?

>> Hey, Nicole. Haven't seen you since

senior year.

>> Yeah, when you were a freshman.

>> Well, it takes 2 to tango.

>> Oh, Johnny. Yeah, I get it. Like your

name.

>> That doesn't make any sense.

>> I know this is a lot to take in, so I

got help to bring in the rest.

I need a place to stay. You guys can

take the couch.

>> Okay, you're going to have to all stand

still.

>> Kids, stop messing around with that box.

But mother, it calls to us

>> now. Now, do you think you too can

behave?

>> There's three of them. You ignoramus.

And don't talk to my grandkids.

>> Louie, get my purse. We got to fight

cooking.

>> Can I close my eyes yet?

>> Mrs. Watson, I have another job to get

to. I really need to take this picture.

>> Yes. Yes, Larry. Uh, this will be fun.

>> Three, two, one. Huh?

[Applause]

>> Oh, there it is. That specific

Fitzgerald induced anxiety.

>> Well, you didn't want to break

tradition.

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I I get it.

Okay, I got this.

Mhm.

[Music]

>> Cheers, Dad.

>> Hey, have I said happy birthday, by the

way?

>> Happy birthday.

[Music]

I'm just going to take five.

What a nightmare. Come to my house.

We'll do karaoke. JK. It's actually a

trap to use you to drive my art house

horror family even crazier. They're very

traditional. They don't use mechanical

toilets. They only poop in stone buckets

and wipe the sacred leaves of the tree

of them.

[Music]

Grandma. Okay. Remember your training.

Uh, the keys of life.

>> What is going on here?

>> Okay. Okay. Please don't die again. I'm

Penny's boyfriend. She brought me here

to back her up because, well, you know

how your family can be a bit her.

Yep. Exactly like that. Well, me and

Penny, you know, we're not all that much

into gnomes and magic stickmen, but

nobody has to agree on everything to

hang out, right? I do me, you do you. I

tolerate you. You tolerate me. Society,

baby.

Okay, fine. I'll give it to you

straight. Penny came out of her shell

last year, and she's going to stay that

way, so deal with it. There, I said it.

Oh, it's a relief. It feels good to let

the truth out, right? Thanks so much for

being open to this. You get it right.

You bend the rules from time to time.

Mechanical toilet.

I see you. Totally by accident. I never

intentionally intrude on your privacy.

And don't worry, I won't tell our little

secret.

This This was a great conversation. Love

the hat, by the way.

I think that went well.

>> Did I hear screaming? It sounded like a

backpipe getting speared.

>> No, it's fine. I just stood up for you.

I was all like, "Pennies, come out of

her shell. Deal with the grandma."

>> Whoa. No one ever stands up to Granny.

Well, despite your lack of spine

earlier, I'm I'm impressed. Thanks for

standing up for me, Gumball. That means

a lot.

>> Wait, where'd the creepy Nordic techno

go?

[Music]

And if you're worried about this unusual

January heatwave, good news. Over the

next few years, they will become

increasingly normal. This was Phil on

Elmore News. Enjoy this global

heartwarming weekend. Goodbye.

It's ready. You can come out.

Hurry up before the water warms up.

>> Okay. Okay, let's go.

>> Oh. Uh, don't worry. I'll just fill this

up instead.

>> Told you we should have gone grocery

shopping with the girls.

Um, excuse me, ma'am, but you can't

duck.

[Music]

>> Wait, what is this?

>> What the What do you think you're doing?

This fresh air is private.

This stupid remote just

[Music]

[Music]

Mr. Robinson, can we please take a dive

in your pool?

>> Absolutely not. I moved the stupid

thing.

[Applause]

[Music]

Get a job and pay for your own pool.

What the n? But the cost of everything

went up in salaries habit.

It's always excuses and harsh economical

realities with your generation. You're

poor because you made poor life choices.

You should have made rich life choices.

I'm going to prove to that glorified

oven mitt I'm a good father.

>> How? By getting a job and buying us a

pool.

>> What? No.

[Music]

>> We'll use your staff to vault to the

other side. Ninja.

[Music]

Okay, let's just try and ask them

nicely.

>> Hey, what's up with Gumball?

>> Oh, I think it's the last time he

climbed this wall.

[Music]

>> Oh yeah. Is this thing on easy mode

today?

[Music]

Dude, cut yourself loose. You're going

to fall.

>> I I can't lose my pants.

>> Let the pants go. Don't fall. Let him

go.

[Music]

No, no.

Oh, sorry. Yeah, I remember now. Come

on, Gumball. You're like a 24-hour

bakery. Your buns are always out.

>> This was different. I was up there for 5

hours. I lost sensation in both cheeks

to the windshield. They even put a

picture in this gold trophy case. the

longest time hanging off a wall in your

underwear. It's the school's only

athletic achievement.

>> I'm forging a doctor's note.

>> No,

no, no, no, no, no, no. See, good grip

strength.

>> That's why you're a born climber.

>> I can't do it,

>> Gumball. This game, this game is like

life.

You have to fight for every inch, for

every foot, for every yard. Sure, we

could go out there and win,

but what if we go out there and we live?

[Music]

I know you straight up lifted that from

a football movie, but dagnab it if it

doesn't work every time. Okay, I'm in.

What's the first step? Employ a

professional sports psychologist and

undergo months of rehabilitation

therapy.

>> Dude, we're broke 12-year-olds.

>> Uh,

okay. We'll ask Coach. Coach Russo, can

you teach Gumbo to get over his fear of

climbing?

>> Sure. I've got nothing else to do.

[Music]

>> All right, Wat. You just need to get

that weak little body into shape. So,

since we're taking baby steps, I brought

you to the baby steps.

>> This looks even more humiliating.

>> Dude, she's the president of gymnasia.

She knows what she's talking about.

[Music]

What the dude?

[Applause]

A babies.

>> Nope. That's Elmore Junior High's

wrestling team. You got to start him

young.

>> Hey, look. Who's the new kid?

>> Huh?

>> Hey, coach. What's wrong with him?

>> Yeah, my little brother could climb that

wall and hang him through for three

months.

>> Yeah. Come on.

>> Oh, no. They've been hitting that

formula too hard. Okay, time to pacify

these guys.

[Music]

Sorry, dude. I think I'm still feeling a

little fragile.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
photo /ˈfoʊtoʊ/ A1	noun - a photograph
beautiful /ˈbjuːtɪfl/ A2	adjective - pleasing the senses or mind aesthetically.
new /njuː/ A1	adjective - recently made, discovered, or created.
time /taɪm/ A1	noun - the indefinite continued progress of existence and events in the past, present, and future regarded as a whole. noun - a point of time at which something happens or is scheduled to happen.
family /ˈfæməli/ A1	noun - a group of people who are related to each other, such as a mother, a father, and their children
look /lʊk/ A1	verb - direct one's gaze towards someone or something or in a specified direction. noun - the act of directing one's gaze in order to see something.
normal /ˈnɔːrməl/ A2	adjective - conforming to a standard; usual, typical, or expected.
nice /naɪs/ A1	adjective - pleasing; agreeable; satisfactory.
house /haʊs/ A1	noun - a building for human habitation.
old /oʊld/ A1	adjective - having lived for a long time.
fight /faɪt/ A2	verb - take part in a physical struggle. noun - a physical struggle between two or more people.
work /wɜːrk/ A1	verb - activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result. noun - activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result.
great /ɡreɪt/ A1	adjective - of an extent, amount, or intensity considerably above the normal or average.
love /lʌv/ A1	verb - feel deep affection for (someone). noun - an intense feeling of deep affection.
life /laɪf/ A1	noun - the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
stand /stænd/ A1	verb - have or maintain an upright position, supported by one's feet.
friend /frend/ A1	noun - a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations.
job /dʒɑːb/ A1	noun - a task or piece of work, especially one that is paid.
school /skuːl/ A1	noun - an institution for educating children.
hell /hel/ B2	noun - a place regarded in various religions as a realm of evil spirits and the place where the wicked suffer eternal punishment after death.