Well, there's a lot I didn't know about
00:00
00:01
vomit
00:01
00:06
in a minute.
00:06
00:09
So, what do you say, Joey? You get the
00:09
00:11
whole set of encyclopedias for $1,200.
00:11
00:15
That works out to just 50 bucks a book.
00:15
00:18
>> $1,200?
00:18
00:21
You think I have $1,200?
00:21
00:24
>> I'm home in the middle of the day and I
00:24
00:26
got patio furniture in my living room.
00:26
00:30
I guess there's a few things you don't
00:30
00:31
get from book learning.
00:32
00:34
>> Well, uh, what can you swing?
00:34
00:37
>> How about zero down and zero a month for
00:37
00:39
a long, long time?
00:39
00:42
>> You don't have anything.
00:42
00:44
>> You want to see what I got? Okay. I got
00:44
00:48
a baby Tootsie Roll, a movie stub, keys,
00:48
00:53
a Kleenex,
00:53
00:56
a rock, and an army man. Hey.
00:56
01:01
>> Okay, I I get the picture. Uh, thanks
01:01
01:03
for your time.
01:03
01:05
>> And a 50. Huh? These must be Chandler's
01:05
01:08
pants.
01:08
01:10
>> For 50 bucks, you can get one book. What
01:10
01:12
will it be? Uh, A, B, C. I think I'm
01:12
01:16
going to stick with the V. I want to see
01:16
01:17
how this bad boy turns out.
01:17
01:21
>> So, did you break up with Joanna?
01:21
01:23
>> I think so.
01:23
01:24
>> It's a good thing you got out when you
01:24
01:26
did before she blew up like that Vuvius.
01:26
01:29
>> The volcano?
01:30
01:31
>> Yeah. And speaking of volcanoes, man,
01:31
01:33
are they a violent ignous rock
01:33
01:35
formation?
01:35
01:38
>> What?
01:38
01:38
>> Oh, yeah. Lava spewing, hot ash. Of
01:38
01:41
course, some are dormant. All right. Why
01:42
01:44
are you talking about volcanoes all of a
01:44
01:46
sudden?
01:46
01:47
>> Well, we can talk about something else.
01:47
01:48
What do you want to talk about? Vivise
01:48
01:50
section,
01:50
01:52
>> the vast difference,
01:52
01:54
the Vietnam War.
01:54
01:57
>> Oh, did anybody see that that
01:57
01:58
documentary on the Korean War?
01:58
02:02
>> Oh god, Korea is such a beautiful
02:02
02:03
country
02:04
02:04
>> with such a sad history.
02:04
02:06
>> Yeah.
02:06
02:07
>> Would there be more cannons?
02:07
02:17
Ho ho ho. Holy crap. Is it hot in here?
02:17
02:22
>> Really? Hey, you mind if I turn the heat
02:22
02:24
down?
02:24
02:24
>> Hey, we could have used that kind of
02:24
02:26
thinking earlier.
02:26
02:27
>> Oh, jeez. I'll let go.
02:28
02:30
>> Oh, I couldn't go in.
02:30
02:32
>> Oh, honey. I'm sorry.
02:32
02:34
>> Are you okay?
02:34
02:35
>> Yeah. Yeah. No, it's okay cuz I mean I
02:35
02:36
know he's there, so that's enough for
02:36
02:39
now. Hey guys, it's after midnight.
02:39
02:42
Merry Christmas everyone.
02:42
02:44
>> Merry Christmas.
02:44
02:48
>> Hey Monica, the knob was broken, so I
02:48
02:50
just turned it off from underneath. I
02:50
02:51
hope that's all right.
02:51
02:57
[Applause]
02:57
02:58
>> What you working on?
02:58
02:59
>> Oh, Monica and Chandler's
02:59
03:01
recommendation. I want it to sound
03:01
03:02
smart, but I don't know any big words or
03:02
03:04
anything, so
03:04
03:05
>> Well, why don't you use your thesaurus?
03:05
03:07
>> What' I just say?
03:07
03:11
Watch
03:11
03:12
here. You uh you highlight the word you
03:12
03:15
want to change. Uh go under tools and
03:15
03:18
the thesaurus generates gives
03:18
03:22
gives a whole list of choices. You can
03:22
03:25
pick the word that sounds smartest. Oh
03:25
03:27
my god, that's great. I'm smart. No, no,
03:27
03:30
I'm brainy, bright, clever. I love this
03:30
03:33
thing.
03:33
03:35
Look out, ladies. is Joey Trian's got
03:35
03:37
the whole package.
03:37
03:40
>> Interesting.
03:40
03:45
>> Anyway,
03:45
03:47
um probably worked out for the best.
03:47
03:52
>> Yeah, sure.
03:52
03:54
>> Okay. In about 10 seconds, you're going
03:54
03:55
to see him kiss me.
03:56
03:57
>> And in about 5 seconds, you're going to
03:57
03:59
see why.
03:59
04:04
Ross, did I ever tell you about the time
04:04
04:06
that I went backpacking through Western
04:06
04:08
Europe?
04:08
04:12
[Laughter]
04:12
04:17
>> Hey, get ready to see some begging.
04:17
04:21
>> Oh, you came on to Ross.
04:21
04:24
>> What?
04:24
04:25
>> Now I'm so happy.
04:25
04:28
>> What are you talking about?
04:28
04:30
>> You use the Europe story. That's the
04:30
04:32
magic story you use when you want to
04:32
04:34
have sex.
04:34
04:37
>> How do you know about that story?
04:38
04:40
>> How do you know about that story?
04:40
04:43
>> I heard it from my friend Irene who
04:43
04:45
heard it from some guy.
04:45
04:47
>> Some guy.
04:47
04:52
>> No. No. She told me that his name was
04:52
04:54
Ken Adams.
04:54
04:58
>> Ken Adams.
04:58
05:00
Hey. Hey.
05:00
05:02
>> Hey.
05:02
05:02
>> Oh, hey, Monica. I heard you saw Donald
05:02
05:05
Trump at your convention.
05:05
05:06
>> Yeah. So, I'm waiting for an elevator.
05:06
05:11
>> Hey, Ra. Can I borrow your eyelash
05:11
05:13
curler? I think I lost mine.
05:13
05:14
>> Yeah.
05:14
05:16
[Applause]
05:16
05:22
>> Joey, can I talk to you for a second?
05:22
05:27
>> Oh, hold on.
05:28
05:31
[Music]
05:31
05:38
Yes.
05:38
05:40
>> Yes.
05:40
05:42
You and and you.
05:42
05:46
>> Yes. But you cannot tell anyone. No one
05:46
05:48
knows.
05:48
05:49
>> How? When?
05:49
05:51
>> It happened in London.
05:51
05:53
>> In London.
05:53
05:53
>> Not yet.
05:53
05:56
The reason we didn't tell anyone was cuz
05:56
05:58
we didn't want to make a big deal out of
05:58
06:00
it.
06:00
06:00
>> But it is a big deal.
06:00
06:03
>> I have to tell someone.
06:03
06:06
>> You can't.
06:06
06:07
>> Please. Please. We just don't want to
06:07
06:08
deal with telling everyone. Okay. Just
06:08
06:10
promise you won't tell.
06:10
06:16
>> All right.
06:16
06:19
Man, this is unbelievable.
06:19
06:22
I mean, know it's great, but
06:22
06:26
>> I know it's great.
06:26
06:29
>> Oh, I don't want to see that.
06:29
06:31
>> We're going to take Clunkers to Ross's.
06:31
06:33
We'll be back in a minute. Oh, wait.
06:33
06:34
Before you guys go, can I just ask you a
06:34
06:36
question?
06:36
06:36
>> Yeah.
06:36
06:37
>> Um, when a guy breaks up with his
06:37
06:38
girlfriend, what is an appropriate
06:38
06:40
amount of time to wait before you make a
06:40
06:42
move?
06:42
06:43
>> Oh, I'd say about a month.
06:43
06:46
>> Really? I'd say three to four.
06:46
06:48
>> Half hour.
06:48
06:53
Interesting.
06:53
06:55
>> When it's your assistant, I would say
06:55
06:57
never.
06:57
06:57
>> All right, Ra. The big question is, does
06:57
07:00
he like you? Right. Because if he
07:00
07:02
doesn't like you, this is all a moo
07:02
07:04
point.
07:04
07:06
>> Huh? A moo point?
07:06
07:12
>> Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion.
07:12
07:15
It just doesn't matter.
07:15
07:21
It's Moo.
07:21
07:28
>> Have I been living with him for too long
07:28
07:30
or did that all just make sense?
07:30
07:33
Please don't listen to Joey. Okay. Would
07:33
07:35
you look at him? I He's He's obviously
07:35
07:37
depressed. He's away from his family.
07:38
07:39
He's spending Thanksgiving with
07:39
07:40
strangers. What he needs right now is
07:40
07:42
for you to be his friend.
07:42
07:44
>> Oh, you're right. I'm sorry. Thank you.
07:44
07:46
Okay, that's what I'm going to do.
07:46
07:47
>> Fine. Take their advice.
07:48
07:50
No one ever listens to me when the
07:50
07:53
package is this pretty. No one cares
07:53
07:54
what's inside.
07:54
07:57
>> Hey, look, Joey. I'm just saying if you
07:57
07:59
need something to hold you over, I can
07:59
08:00
get you a job right here as an
08:00
08:01
entry-level processor. But don't you
08:01
08:03
need experience for a job like that?
08:03
08:05
>> It's not that hard to learn. And as for
08:05
08:07
people realizing that you have no idea
08:07
08:08
what you're doing, hey, you're an actor.
08:08
08:10
Act like a processor. People will think
08:10
08:13
you're a processor.
08:13
08:15
>> Hey, Chandler, here's this morning's
08:15
08:17
projection. Hey, thanks. Scott
08:17
08:18
Alexander, Joey Tribani.
08:18
08:21
>> Joey is a uh fellow processor.
08:21
08:24
>> No kidding.
08:24
08:27
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, I process. People want
08:27
08:31
the processing. I'm the one they call.
08:31
08:34
>> Where do you work?
08:34
08:35
>> Uh, well, right now I'm in between
08:36
08:37
things. You know how it is. One day
08:37
08:39
you're processing, the next day you're
08:39
08:41
not so much processing. Come on. I was
08:42
08:45
just telling Joey about the opening in
08:45
08:46
Fleshman's group.
08:46
08:47
>> Fleshman's group. Whatever you do, don't
08:47
08:50
touch his sandwiches.
08:50
08:55
>> Are all you processors dorks?
08:55
08:57
>> Hey guys, take a look at this. Check
08:57
09:00
this baby out. Dug me a hole.
09:00
09:05
>> Excellent hole, Joe.
09:05
09:08
>> Oh, no. No. My hole.
09:08
09:13
>> What? What? What is it?
09:13
09:15
>> Jellyfish sting. Oh, it hurts. It hurts.
09:15
09:18
It hurts.
09:18
09:18
>> Look, can we help you? Want to take you
09:18
09:20
back to the house?
09:20
09:21
>> Oh, it's like 2 miles.
09:21
09:22
>> Yeah, and I'm a little tired from
09:22
09:23
digging the hole.
09:23
09:26
>> Damn the jellyfish.
09:26
09:28
Damn. Oh, the jellyfish.
09:28
09:31
>> They got to do something.
09:31
09:32
>> Well, there's really only one thing you
09:32
09:33
can do.
09:33
09:34
>> What? What is it?
09:34
09:35
>> You're going to have to pee on it.
09:35
09:38
>> What?
09:38
09:39
Rose,
09:39
09:40
>> don't blame me. I saw it on the
09:40
09:42
Discovery Channel.
09:42
09:43
>> You know what? God, he's right. There's
09:43
09:44
something like uh ammonia in that that
09:44
09:47
kills the pain.
09:47
09:49
>> Well, forget it. It doesn't hurt that
09:49
09:51
bad.
09:51
09:53
>> If you want some privacy, you can use my
09:53
09:55
hole.
09:55
09:57
>> I just got my uh teacher evaluations.
09:57
10:00
Check out what this one student wrote. I
10:00
10:02
loved Dr. Geller's class. Mindblowing
10:02
10:05
lectures. Dr. Geller, you are definitely
10:05
10:08
the hottie of the paleontology
10:08
10:10
department.
10:10
10:12
Uh, hotties of the paleontology
10:12
10:14
department. There's our big selling
10:14
10:16
calendar.
10:16
10:19
>> Who wrote it?
10:19
10:19
>> Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations
10:20
10:21
are all anonymous.
10:21
10:22
>> Hey, do you still have their final
10:22
10:23
exams?
10:23
10:24
>> Yeah.
10:24
10:24
>> Well, cuz you could just match the
10:24
10:25
evaluation to the exam with the same
10:25
10:27
handwriting and boom, there's your
10:27
10:28
admirer.
10:28
10:31
>> A hot girl's at stake and all of a
10:31
10:32
sudden he's Rainman.
10:32
10:37
[Music]
10:37
Lyrics & Translation
[English]
Well, there's a lot I didn't know about
...
vomit
...
in a minute.
...
So, what do you say, Joey? You get the
...
whole set of encyclopedias for $1,200.
...
That works out to just 50 bucks a book.
...
>> $1,200?
...
You think I have $1,200?
...
>> I'm home in the middle of the day and I
...
got patio furniture in my living room.
...
I guess there's a few things you don't
...
get from book learning.
...
>> Well, uh, what can you swing?
...
>> How about zero down and zero a month for
...
a long, long time?
...
>> You don't have anything.
...
>> You want to see what I got? Okay. I got
...
a baby Tootsie Roll, a movie stub, keys,
...
a Kleenex,
...
a rock, and an army man. Hey.
...
>> Okay, I I get the picture. Uh, thanks
...
for your time.
...
>> And a 50. Huh? These must be Chandler's
...
pants.
...
>> For 50 bucks, you can get one book. What
...
will it be? Uh, A, B, C. I think I'm
...
going to stick with the V. I want to see
...
how this bad boy turns out.
...
>> So, did you break up with Joanna?
...
>> I think so.
...
>> It's a good thing you got out when you
...
did before she blew up like that Vuvius.
...
>> The volcano?
...
>> Yeah. And speaking of volcanoes, man,
...
are they a violent ignous rock
...
formation?
...
>> What?
...
>> Oh, yeah. Lava spewing, hot ash. Of
...
course, some are dormant. All right. Why
...
are you talking about volcanoes all of a
...
sudden?
...
>> Well, we can talk about something else.
...
What do you want to talk about? Vivise
...
section,
...
>> the vast difference,
...
the Vietnam War.
...
>> Oh, did anybody see that that
...
documentary on the Korean War?
...
>> Oh god, Korea is such a beautiful
...
country
...
>> with such a sad history.
...
>> Yeah.
...
>> Would there be more cannons?
...
Ho ho ho. Holy crap. Is it hot in here?
...
>> Really? Hey, you mind if I turn the heat
...
down?
...
>> Hey, we could have used that kind of
...
thinking earlier.
...
>> Oh, jeez. I'll let go.
...
>> Oh, I couldn't go in.
...
>> Oh, honey. I'm sorry.
...
>> Are you okay?
...
>> Yeah. Yeah. No, it's okay cuz I mean I
...
know he's there, so that's enough for
...
now. Hey guys, it's after midnight.
...
Merry Christmas everyone.
...
>> Merry Christmas.
...
>> Hey Monica, the knob was broken, so I
...
just turned it off from underneath. I
...
hope that's all right.
...
[Applause]
...
>> What you working on?
...
>> Oh, Monica and Chandler's
...
recommendation. I want it to sound
...
smart, but I don't know any big words or
...
anything, so
...
>> Well, why don't you use your thesaurus?
...
>> What' I just say?
...
Watch
...
here. You uh you highlight the word you
...
want to change. Uh go under tools and
...
the thesaurus generates gives
...
gives a whole list of choices. You can
...
pick the word that sounds smartest. Oh
...
my god, that's great. I'm smart. No, no,
...
I'm brainy, bright, clever. I love this
...
thing.
...
Look out, ladies. is Joey Trian's got
...
the whole package.
...
>> Interesting.
...
>> Anyway,
...
um probably worked out for the best.
...
>> Yeah, sure.
...
>> Okay. In about 10 seconds, you're going
...
to see him kiss me.
...
>> And in about 5 seconds, you're going to
...
see why.
...
Ross, did I ever tell you about the time
...
that I went backpacking through Western
...
Europe?
...
[Laughter]
...
>> Hey, get ready to see some begging.
...
>> Oh, you came on to Ross.
...
>> What?
...
>> Now I'm so happy.
...
>> What are you talking about?
...
>> You use the Europe story. That's the
...
magic story you use when you want to
...
have sex.
...
>> How do you know about that story?
...
>> How do you know about that story?
...
>> I heard it from my friend Irene who
...
heard it from some guy.
...
>> Some guy.
...
>> No. No. She told me that his name was
...
Ken Adams.
...
>> Ken Adams.
...
Hey. Hey.
...
>> Hey.
...
>> Oh, hey, Monica. I heard you saw Donald
...
Trump at your convention.
...
>> Yeah. So, I'm waiting for an elevator.
...
>> Hey, Ra. Can I borrow your eyelash
...
curler? I think I lost mine.
...
>> Yeah.
...
[Applause]
...
>> Joey, can I talk to you for a second?
...
>> Oh, hold on.
...
[Music]
...
Yes.
...
>> Yes.
...
You and and you.
...
>> Yes. But you cannot tell anyone. No one
...
knows.
...
>> How? When?
...
>> It happened in London.
...
>> In London.
...
>> Not yet.
...
The reason we didn't tell anyone was cuz
...
we didn't want to make a big deal out of
...
it.
...
>> But it is a big deal.
...
>> I have to tell someone.
...
>> You can't.
...
>> Please. Please. We just don't want to
...
deal with telling everyone. Okay. Just
...
promise you won't tell.
...
>> All right.
...
Man, this is unbelievable.
...
I mean, know it's great, but
...
>> I know it's great.
...
>> Oh, I don't want to see that.
...
>> We're going to take Clunkers to Ross's.
...
We'll be back in a minute. Oh, wait.
...
Before you guys go, can I just ask you a
...
question?
...
>> Yeah.
...
>> Um, when a guy breaks up with his
...
girlfriend, what is an appropriate
...
amount of time to wait before you make a
...
move?
...
>> Oh, I'd say about a month.
...
>> Really? I'd say three to four.
...
>> Half hour.
...
Interesting.
...
>> When it's your assistant, I would say
...
never.
...
>> All right, Ra. The big question is, does
...
he like you? Right. Because if he
...
doesn't like you, this is all a moo
...
point.
...
>> Huh? A moo point?
...
>> Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion.
...
It just doesn't matter.
...
It's Moo.
...
>> Have I been living with him for too long
...
or did that all just make sense?
...
Please don't listen to Joey. Okay. Would
...
you look at him? I He's He's obviously
...
depressed. He's away from his family.
...
He's spending Thanksgiving with
...
strangers. What he needs right now is
...
for you to be his friend.
...
>> Oh, you're right. I'm sorry. Thank you.
...
Okay, that's what I'm going to do.
...
>> Fine. Take their advice.
...
No one ever listens to me when the
...
package is this pretty. No one cares
...
what's inside.
...
>> Hey, look, Joey. I'm just saying if you
...
need something to hold you over, I can
...
get you a job right here as an
...
entry-level processor. But don't you
...
need experience for a job like that?
...
>> It's not that hard to learn. And as for
...
people realizing that you have no idea
...
what you're doing, hey, you're an actor.
...
Act like a processor. People will think
...
you're a processor.
...
>> Hey, Chandler, here's this morning's
...
projection. Hey, thanks. Scott
...
Alexander, Joey Tribani.
...
>> Joey is a uh fellow processor.
...
>> No kidding.
...
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, I process. People want
...
the processing. I'm the one they call.
...
>> Where do you work?
...
>> Uh, well, right now I'm in between
...
things. You know how it is. One day
...
you're processing, the next day you're
...
not so much processing. Come on. I was
...
just telling Joey about the opening in
...
Fleshman's group.
...
>> Fleshman's group. Whatever you do, don't
...
touch his sandwiches.
...
>> Are all you processors dorks?
...
>> Hey guys, take a look at this. Check
...
this baby out. Dug me a hole.
...
>> Excellent hole, Joe.
...
>> Oh, no. No. My hole.
...
>> What? What? What is it?
...
>> Jellyfish sting. Oh, it hurts. It hurts.
...
It hurts.
...
>> Look, can we help you? Want to take you
...
back to the house?
...
>> Oh, it's like 2 miles.
...
>> Yeah, and I'm a little tired from
...
digging the hole.
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>> Damn the jellyfish.
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Damn. Oh, the jellyfish.
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>> They got to do something.
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>> Well, there's really only one thing you
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can do.
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>> What? What is it?
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>> You're going to have to pee on it.
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>> What?
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Rose,
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>> don't blame me. I saw it on the
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Discovery Channel.
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>> You know what? God, he's right. There's
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something like uh ammonia in that that
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kills the pain.
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>> Well, forget it. It doesn't hurt that
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bad.
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>> If you want some privacy, you can use my
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hole.
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>> I just got my uh teacher evaluations.
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Check out what this one student wrote. I
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loved Dr. Geller's class. Mindblowing
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lectures. Dr. Geller, you are definitely
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the hottie of the paleontology
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department.
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Uh, hotties of the paleontology
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department. There's our big selling
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calendar.
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>> Who wrote it?
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>> Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations
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are all anonymous.
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>> Hey, do you still have their final
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exams?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Well, cuz you could just match the
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evaluation to the exam with the same
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handwriting and boom, there's your
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admirer.
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>> A hot girl's at stake and all of a
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sudden he's Rainman.
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Key Vocabulary
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vomit /ˈvɒmɪt/ A1 |
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encyclopedias /ˌɛnsɑɪkloʊˈpiːdiəz/ A2 |
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furniture /ˈfɜrníʧər/ A1 |
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learning /ˈlɜrnɪŋ/ A1 |
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swing /swɪŋ/ A2 |
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volcanoes /vɒlˈkeɪnoʊz/ A2 |
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dormant /ˈdɔrmənt/ B1 |
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vivisection /ˌvɪvɪˈsɛkʃən/ B2 |
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documentary /ˌdɒkjəˈmɛntəri/ A2 |
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cannons /ˈkænənz/ A2 |
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thesaurus /θɪˈsɔrəs/ B1 |
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processor /ˈprɒsɛsər/ B1 |
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paleontology /ˌpæliɒnˈtɒlədʒi/ C1 |
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hottie /ˈhɒti/ A2 |
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Rainman /ˈreɪnmæn/ B2 |
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