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just seems so feudal. You know, all

these women and nothing.

I feel like Superman without my powers,

you know.

I have the cape and yet I cannot fly.

Well, now you understand how I feel

every single day.

Okay. The world is my lesbian wedding.

I shouldn't even bother coming up with a

line, right?

>> All right, look. Penismus. Okay, we're

all people.

>> Hi.

>> Hi. Rachel Green's office.

>> You must be Hilda.

Yeah. This is Tag Tag. This is Phoebe.

Phoebe, can I see you for a second?

>> Phoebe.

>> That's a great name.

>> Oh, you like that? You should hear my

phone number.

>> Okay, I'll be right back.

>> So, you hired yourself a little treat,

did you?

>> All right. I know. I know how it looks,

Feebs, but I'm telling you,

>> but but you know you cannot get involved

with your assistant.

>> Yes, I know that. I know that. And I

know that hiring him was probably not

the smartest thing that I've ever done,

but I'm telling you from this moment on,

I swear this is strictly professional.

>> Yes.

>> Hey, Rachel.

>> Hi.

>> Cute assistant. What's his story? Is he

like

>> gay? Yeah.

[Applause]

>> I'll get it. I will get that.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> One uh vegetarian pizza. It's 12:15.

>> Oh. and see.

>> Uh, by the way, if it makes you feel any

better, uh, I happen to like 8-year-old

boys.

>> What?

>> Oh, I mean, was the uh, your hair before

your hair? You said you thought that

your hair looked like an 8-year-old

boy's, and I'm I'm just saying I like

it.

The hair.

>> Thanks.

You understand? I don't actually like

8-year-olds.

>> You know, all I'm looking for is the

money.

>> Here you go. Now, stop bringing us pizza

as you.

>> I'm going to try.

>> You're welcome.

>> You couldn't let me have her, could you?

>> Hey. Oh, we we can't keep eating like

this.

It's uh 12:50.

>> Okay. Um

so,

>> do you make the pizzas in one of those

uh wood burning ovens?

>> No, actually, um I think they're gas.

>> Gas. Wow.

>> Intense.

>> If this is the way all the gellers

flirt, we don't have a problem.

Hey. Uh, you know that smell gas has

>> Yeah,

>> they put that in.

>> What?

>> The gas is odorless,

but they add the smell so you know when

there's a leak.

>> Well, okay.

a lot of other gas smells.

>> You know what? Um, actually, I I really

I should go.

>> Oh, but I I I haven't paid you yet.

>> You know what? That's okay. You guys

have ordered so many that this one's on

me.

>> I don't even know how I would go about

it.

>> Oh, what I do is uh I look a woman up

and down and I say, "Hey,

how you doing?"

>> Oh. Please.

>> Hey,

you don't

>> How How are we going to mess with them?

>> Well, you could use your position, you

know, as the roommate, and then I would

use, you know, the strongest tool at my

disposal, my sexuality.

>> Hello, children.

>> Hey.

>> Hey. Watch, learn, and don't eat my

cookie.

>> Hey.

>> Hey. Ooh. Wow. That jacket looks great

on you.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. The material looks so soft. Oh,

hello Mr. Bicep.

>> Have you been working out?

>> Well, I try to, you know, squeeze

things.

>> Are you okay?

>> Well, if you really want to know, I Oh,

I can't tell you this.

>> Maybe it's me. You can tell me anything.

Well, actually, you're the one person I

can't tell this to and the one person I

want to the most.

>> What's going on?

>> I think it's just, you know, that I

haven't been with a guy in so long and

you know how sometimes you're looking

for something and you just don't even

see that it's right there in front of

you sipping coffee.

>> Oh, no. Have I said too much?

>> You want some help with that?

>> No, no, thanks. I got it. Oh, no, I

don't. Oh,

you okay?

>> Yeahoo.

Stood up too fast. Got a little head

rush.

>> The heat

>> and and the humidity.

>> That's a uh that's a tough combination.

[Laughter]

>> Do you want to come in for some

lemonade? like you wouldn't believe.

>> Wow, this is a great place.

>> Thank you.

Just make yourself comfortable.

>> Gotcha.

>> So, this place is really my

grandmother's.

[Applause]

>> I got it from her when she moved to

Florida. Otherwise, I could never afford

a place like this.

[Applause]

So, if the landlord ever asks, I'm an

87y old woman who's afraid of her VCR.

You thirsty?

>> Oh, you bet I am.

>> Okay, here's your penis.

[Applause]

[Music]

>> Oh my god. What the hell are you doing?

You said you want to come in for some

lemonade.

>> So,

were you just going to give me lemonade?

>> Yeah.

>> Cover yourself up.

>> Oh, right. Sorry.

>> I don't believe this. I mean, someone

asks you in for lemonade and to you that

means they want to have sex.

>> Um, usually. Yeah. Well, not just

lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice.

Sorry. I just thought you liked me. Such

a jerk.

>> It's okay.

I suppose it could happen to anyone. Not

anyone I know. But

by the way, I can still see it.

>> Hi, Rachel. I'm Dr. Schiff.

>> Yes, you are.

>> So, how's it going?

>> Oh, it's really, really good. But enough

about me. Come on.

Where are you from? What do you do?

>> I'm a doctor.

>> Right. Right. I actually I meant, you

know, in your spare time, do you cook?

Do you ski? Or just hang out with your

wife or girlfriend?

>> Uh, I don't have a wife or girlfriend,

but I I do like to ski.

>> Oh, I love to ski. How amazing is this?

>> So, are you experiencing any discomfort?

>> No, I'm very comfortable. Any painful

gas?

>> No.

>> Shoot. Dr. Schiff, what kind of question

is that?

>> Okay, then. Would you like to lie down

on the table?

>> Well, would you like me to lie down on

the table?

>> I'm sorry. Is there something going on

here?

>> Do you feel it, too?

>> You know, on second thought, gum would

be perfection.

Gum would be perfection.

Gum would be perfection. Could have said

gum would be nice. Could have said I'll

have a stick, but no, no, no, no, no.

For me, gum is perfection.

I loathe myself.

What next? Blow a bubble. A bubble's

good. It's got a uh boyish charm. It's

impish.

Here we go.

[Laughter]

Nice going, imp.

Okay, it it's okay. All I need to do is

reach over and put it back in my mouth.

>> Good. Safe. We're back on track. And I'm

chewing someone else's gum.

This is not my gum. Oh my god. Oh my

god.

And now you're choking.

>> Are you all right?

>> Oh my god. You're choking.

>> Yes. Thank you. That was

That was

>> perfection.

Hello, Joey.

>> Hey, Felicity.

>> Um, I thought about you all day.

>> Yeah.

>> Talk New York to me again.

>> Forget about it.

>> How you doing?

>> I'm quitting. I just helped an

81year-old woman put on a thong and she

didn't even buy it.

>> I'm telling you, I'm quitting. That's

it. I'm talking to my boss right now.

Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I

am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Okay, bye.

Call me when you get this message.

>> Oh, Mr. Waltham, I uh really need to

talk to you.

>> In a moment, please. I'm in the middle

of a task and you have a customer.

>> Hi.

>> Hi. I'm Joshua.

>> Hi. I'm Rachel Green. What can I do for

you, Joshua?

>> Well, uh, I need a whole new wardrobe.

My wife, well, my exwife.

>> Oh, I'm so sorry. Anyway,

she burned all of my clothes. I got away

with two things. This suit and what

turned out to be a uh skirt.

>> But at least that's a great suit.

>> Yeah, but it wasn't much fun dropping it

off at the dry cleaners in the skirt.

So, I need everything down to underwear.

So, if you're willing, I'm uh I'm all

yours.

Okay,

>> Rachel, you needed to speak to me.

>> No, no, that wasn't me.

>> Well, we should get started. Let me show

you my underwear.

>> The selection of underwear that we

carry.

>> Oh, I'm sorry. It's this way. It's this

way.

>> It's this way. Yeah. Sorry.

Would

[Music]

you like to go to a basketball game with

No.

>> You know, it's funny basketball because

I happen to have tickets to

um

who likes the Nick.

>> What do you think? Oh, well, as a single

woman who is available,

I think you look great.

>> Huh? Huh?

>> Yep. Oh, yeah. You look great.

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, this looks great.

>> Um, so you like it?

>> I do. I do. I love it. In fact, I think

I'm going to wear it home.

>> Great.

>> All right. Well, thank you so much for

all your help.

>> Sure.

>> Well, I guess uh I guess this is it.

>> See you.

>> Thanks. Maybe I'll see you in the

spring, you know, with the uh for the

bathing suits.

>> Well, well, you don't want to do that

now.

>> That's okay. I

>> Anyway, hopefully I I'll see you around

sometime.

>> Basketball.

>> Sorry.

>> I uh I have two tickets to the Knicks

game tonight if you're interested. just

as a thank you for this week.

>> Wow, that would be great.

>> Really?

>> Yeah, that would be fantastic. My my

nephew is crazy about the Knicks.

>> This is fantastic. Thank you so much,

Rachel.

>> Good morning.

>> Hi.

>> Okay, for next time, what do you say?

>> I have an extra ticket. an extra ticket.

Not two tickets. I have an extra ticket.

>> So, the first time you asked a guy out,

he he turns you down.

>> He didn't turn me down. He's at the

game, isn't he? I got the date. I'm just

not on it.

>> Rash, she wants you. She barely knows

me. We just live in the same building.

>> Any contact? Uh,

>> she lent me an egg once.

>> You're in.

Ah, right.

>> Hey, Ross.

>> Hey.

>> Come on, Ross. You got to get back in

the game here, okay? The Rachel thing is

not happening. Your ex-wife's a lesbian.

You

I don't think we need a third.

>> Excuse me. Can we get an egg over here?

Still in the show? Thanks.

>> An egg?

>> Yeah. You're going to go up to her and

say, "Here's your egg back. I'm

returning your egg.

I think it's winning.

>> Come on. I think it's insane.

>> She'll love it.

>> Thank you. Thank you. Here.

>> Go with the egg, my friend.

Go, go, go, go, go.

>> They going to work.

>> No way. It's suicide. The man's got an

egg.

>> Oh my god. Joey Trivani from Days of Our

Lives just walked in here.

>> Ra, he's a friend of ours.

>> You are friends with Dr. Drake Raor.

>> It's kind of hard to be friends with

Drake because of his busy schedule and

the fact that he's not real.

>> Hey. Hey. Or I could bring my keyboard

here sometime.

>> Just come. Just come over, Joey.

>> I know. Here. Here.

>> Oh,

no. This is my friend Rachel. We went to

high school together.

>> I

I love you on that show.

>> I watch you every day. I mean, when you

took out your own kidney to save your

ex-wife, even though she tried to kill

you.

>> Well, it's always nice to meet the fans.

>> She's not crazy, is she?

>> So, uh, how are you doing?

>> Hey. Hey, how's it going? Did you make

any new friends?

>> Yeah. Yeah, I met this woman.

>> Hey, Mom. Whoa. What's she like?

>> Uh, well, she's really good in bed.

>> I thought you going to try to be friends

first.

>> Well, look. Hey, it's all your fault.

>> What? Why?

>> Because you didn't give me advice. No,

you gave me a pickup line. As soon as I

told her I wanted to, you know, build a

foundation and be friends first, I

suddenly, through no fault of my own,

became irresistible to her

and a roommate.

>> What about the closeness?

>> Closeness? There was three of us for

crying out loud.

>> Please help me. I have a date tonight.

It has to go well. Okay. I'm scared for

my health.

>> Okay. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh, I got something.

Okay. It's a story that I came up with.

Very romantic. I swear any woman that

hears it, they're like putty.

>> Really? Well, then tell it to me.

>> Okay. Now, you're going to want to have

sex with me when you hear it. But you

have to remember it is just the story.

>> I'll try to control myself.

>> Okay.

Years ago, when I was backpacking across

Western Europe,

>> you were backpacking across Western

Europe. Have a nice six more months,

Ross.

>> Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. Please,

please. You You were in Western Europe

and

I was just outside of Barcelona hiking

in the foothills of Mount Tibidabu.

I was at the end of this path and I came

to a clearing and there was a lake very

secluded and there were tall trees all

around. It was dead silent.

gorgeous.

And across the lake, I saw a beautiful

woman bathing herself,

but she was crying.

>> Why?

>> This is great wine.

>> It's from France

in Europe.

Western Europe,

>> you know. Um, a few years ago, uh,

actually I was backpacking across

Western Europe.

>> Really?

>> Mhm. Wait, it gets better.

Um, yeah, I was in, um, Barcelona.

>> I studied for a year in Barcelona.

Anyway, um so I was um I was hiking.

>> I love hiking.

>> Oh, that's great.

>> I was hiking along the foothills of a

Mount Tibido.

>> I think it's Tibidaba.

>> Okay. Do you want to tell the story?

>> Wanted to

>> interesting.

>> Anyway,

um probably worked out for the best.

Yeah, sure.

>> Okay. In about 10 seconds, you're going

to see him kiss me.

>> And in about 5 seconds, you're going to

see why.

>> Ross, did I ever tell you about the time

that I went backpacking through Western

Europe?

[Laughter]

Hey, get ready to see some begging.

>> Oh, you came on to Ross.

>> What?

>> Now I'm so happy.

>> What are you talking about?

>> You use the Europe story.

>> That's the magic story you use when you

want to have sex.

>> How do you know about that story?

>> How do you know about that story?

I heard it from my friend Irene who

heard it from some guy.

>> Some guy.

>> No. No. She told me that his name was

Ken Adams.

>> Ken Adams.

>> Could you be more out of my league?

Ross, back me up here.

>> He can never get a woman like that in a

million years.

>> Thank you, buddy.

>> Oh. Oh. But you know, you always see

these really beautiful women with these

really nothing guys. You could be one of

those guys.

>> You could do that.

>> Thank you.

>> Absolutely.

>> Oh god, I can't believe I'm even

considering this. I'm very, very aware

of my tongue.

>> Come on. Come on. Here goes.

>> Yes.

>> Hi. Um, okay. Next word would be uh

Chandler.

Chandler is my name and uh

hi.

>> Yes, you said that.

>> Yes. Yes, I did. But what I didn't say

was what I was about to say. What I

wanted to say was uh would you like to

go out with me sometime? Thank you. Good

night.

>> Okay, let me just get changed and we can

go to dinner.

>> What do What happened to Jessica's body?

>> I'm not telling. You'll have to see it

on TV.

You don't know, do you?

>> No. Couldn't hear us.

>> Hey, good scene, man. Hey, you, too. All

right.

>> What? You weren't in it.

>> Oh, uh, Cash. This is my friend Rachel.

Rachel. Cash. Cash. Rachel.

>> How come I haven't seen you here before?

>> Well, Joey probably just thinks I'll

embarrass him. He thinks I'm some kind

of a soap opera nut,

>> which I'm not. I'm not.

Although, I do know that your uh your

favorite ice cream flavor is butter

pecan.

And uh and that your your dog's name is

Wall-E.

Oh, look at that. I'm just stroking your

arm.

>> Here we go. There we go.

>> Oh, we're leaving. Hi, Cash. Say hi to

Wall-E.

>> You're a really nice guy and I'm happy

to be your roommate and your friend. I'm

just, you know, I just don't feel that

way about you.

>> Oh,

I see what happened.

It's because I was trying to repel you,

right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot

different if I turned it on.

>> I don't think so.

>> Oh, I do.

>> How you doing?

I'm okay.

>> What?

>> What?

>> Oh, dear God.

>> And you know, if I get really hot, um I

I like to pick up this knife and and um

I I put the the cold steel against um

my body.

>> Are you all right? Oh, yeah. I'm fired.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

>> Hey, hey, hey, careful around my

Porsche.

>> Hi, Joey.

>> Hey, how you doing?

>> He has the most amazing Porsche under

there. I'd love to show you, but I just

tucked her in. She's sleeping.

>> Hey, uh, would you two girls like to go

for a drink?

>> Oh,

whoops. Oh, I seem to have dropped my

fork.

Let me just bend over and get it.

[Laughter]

Oh, God.

Okay, enough. This is This is not going

to happen.

>> Oh, come on, Ros. I'm miserable here.

Come on. You started this. Now you

finish it.

>> Come on, West. Big love to me.

>> You know what?

>> What?

>> Forget it.

>> Oh, wow. What? Now, Ross, you're not

going to talk? How on earth will you

ever annoy me?

Oh, wait a minute. I know.

I mean, you think the damn jalapeno

would have cleared up your sinuses, but

no, that's not enough. But what are you

doing?

>> I'm getting that baby out of you.

[Applause]

>> Oh, God.

>> Oh, I know. All of them.

>> I think my water just broke.

>> I am good.

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
hair /heər/ A2	noun - the fine strands growing from the skin of humans and animals
think /θɪŋk/ A2	verb - to have an opinion or belief
like /laɪk/ A1	verb - to find something enjoyable or satisfactory
see /siː/ A1	verb - to perceive with the eyes
want /wɒnt/ A2	verb - to desire or wish for something
go /ɡəʊ/ A1	verb - to move or travel
look /lʊk/ A2	verb - to direct your eyes in order to see
feel /fiːl/ A2	verb - to be aware of something through touch or emotion
burn /bɜːrn/ B1	verb - to be on fire or cause something to be on fire
eat /iːt/ A1	verb - to put food in your mouth and swallow it
drink /drɪŋk/ A1	verb - to take liquid into the mouth and swallow it
flirt /flɜːrt/ B2	verb - to behave in a way that shows a sexual attraction without serious intentions
kiss /kɪs/ A2	verb - to touch someone with your lips as a sign of love or affection
choke /tʃəʊk/ B1	verb - to be unable to breathe properly, often because of something blocking your throat
underwear /ˈʌndəweər/ B1	noun - clothes worn next to the skin under other clothes
pizza /ˈpiːtsə/ B1	noun - a flat, usually round dish of bread baked with cheese, tomatoes, etc.
doctor /ˈdɒktər/ A2	noun - a person who is qualified to treat people who are ill
apartment /əˈpɑːrtmənt/ B1	noun - a set of rooms in a building where people live
grandmother /ˈɡrænmʌðər/ A2	noun - the mother of one of your parents

Key Grammar Structures

• I feel like Superman without my powers, you know.

  ➔ Present simple with 'like' for comparison

  ➔ The phrase 'I feel like' is used to compare the speaker's state to Superman without powers.

• Well, now you understand how I feel every single day.

  ➔ Present simple with 'every single day' for routine

  ➔ 'Every single day' emphasizes the frequency of the feeling, using the present simple to indicate a routine.

• I know how it looks, Feebs, but I'm telling you,

  ➔ Present continuous for ongoing action

  ➔ 'I'm telling you' uses the present continuous to indicate an action happening now.

• You must be Hilda. Yeah. This is Tag Tag. This is Phoebe.

  ➔ Modal verb 'must' for deduction

  ➔ 'You must be Hilda' uses 'must' to express a logical conclusion based on evidence.

• I think it's just, you know, that I haven't been with a guy in so long and you know how sometimes you're looking for something and you just don't even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffee.

  ➔ Present perfect for past action with present relevance

  ➔ 'I haven't been with a guy in so long' uses the present perfect to highlight a past action with current relevance.

• If this is the way all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem.

  ➔ Conditional sentence (Type 1) for hypothetical situation

  ➔ The sentence uses 'if' to describe a hypothetical situation and its likely result.

• You know what? Um, actually, I I really I should go.

  ➔ Tag question with 'should'

  ➔ The phrase 'I should go' is followed by a tag question to seek confirmation or agreement.

• You're welcome. You couldn't let me have her, could you?

  ➔ Tag question with 'could'

  ➔ The tag question 'could you?' is used to express mild criticism or sarcasm.