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Hey, you feeling better?

>> Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually

got the interview off me.

>> So, do you have any other possibilities?

>> Oh, yeah. Well, there is the possibility

that I won't make rent.

>> But if you want, I can lend you some

money.

>> No, no, no. Cuz if I couldn't pay you

back right away, then I'd feel guilty

and tense every time I saw you.

>> Oh, okay. Well, then why won't you uh

why won't you borrow it from mom and

dad? You feel guilty and tense around

them already. You might as well make

some money off of them.

[Applause]

[Music]

Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Hi, darling. So, what's this?

>> Some of your old stuff.

>> Well, sweetie, we have a surprise for

you. We're turning your room into a jam.

>> Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little

question. Uh, why not Ross's room?

>> Gosh, we talked about that, but your

brother has so many science trophies and

plaques and merit badges. Well, we

didn't want to disturb them.

>> Oh, God forbid.

>> You know,

>> you know that Stephie Graph has quite a

tush.

>> I'm just saying it's right there.

>> Hey, guys.

>> Hi, darling.

>> Where's my grandson? You didn't bring

him?

>> No, he's at uh Carol's and Susan's

today.

>> A woman in my office is a lesbian.

I'm just saying.

>> Oh, Jack, look. There's that house bank

commercial that cracks you up.

>> Where have you been?

>> Emotional hell. So, did they lend you

the money yet?

>> No, but that's probably cuz I haven't

asked them yet.

>> Come on, Monica. Do it. Hey, you guys.

Um, Monica has some news.

>> Um, yeah. So, uh, listen, I'm sorry I

didn't tell you this before, but, um, I

I'm no longer at my job. I I had to

leave it.

>> Why? Because they made me.

>> You were fired.

What are you going to do?

>> Judy. Judy, relax. This is our little

harmonica we're talking about. We taught

her. Well, 10% of your paycheck. Where

does it go?

>> In the bank.

>> The bank.

>> There you go. So, she dips into her

savings. That's what it's there for.

She's going to be fine. And if you need

a little extra, you know where to find

it.

>> Anything larger back there.

[Applause]

>> Okay, here you go. You can pay me back

whenever you like.

>> You have dinosaur checks?

>> Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you get your money

and you learn a little something. What's

wrong with that?

>> Nothing. Nothing. Hey, you're a

cheaposaurus.

I'm kidding. No kidding. Thank you. I'm

very grateful.

[Music]

>> Hey, Monica. It's Chip.

>> Yes.

>> Who's Chip?

>> I was a good runner in at the bank

today. So, uh, here's my number.

5559323.

Give me a call later.

>> Chip is Chip Matthews.

>> The guy who took Rachel to the prom. Why

is he calling you?

>> Because I ran into him at the bank. He

is still so cute.

>> Monica, you are so lucky. He's like the

most popular guy in school.

>> I know.

>> Chip. Hi, it's Monica.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Goodbye. Oh my god. We just had

the best conversation.

>> Hey guys.

>> Okay. Wait. Wait. Let me tell them.

>> Oh, sure. Joey's going to be a celebrity

guest on a game show, right?

>> Really? Which one?

>> Fish, seaweed, a sunken ship.

>> Things you find in the ocean. You're

going to be a pyramid.

>> That was our favorite game show ever.

>> Except for match game

>> or win, lose, or draw.

>> Oh, what did I marry into?

>> Well, do you guys want to come down

tomorrow and watch me tape the show?

>> Oh, we can't. We were throwing Phoebe a

bachelorette party.

>> Yeah. Sorry, boys. This ride's closing.

>> Oh, and Chandler and I have this stupid

college alumni thing. I can't believe

you get to meet Donnie Osman.

>> Seriously? Your huh?

>> Ross and I always wanted to be Donnie

and Marie.

>> You guys just keep getting cooler and

cooler.

>> Yeah, we used to perform for our family

and friends.

>> Oh god, that's right. I blocked that

out.

I'm a little bit country

>> and I'm a little bit rock and roll.

>> I'm leaving you.

>> There's no way I'm going to get a shot.

I mean, maybe they can take the needle

and squirt it into my mouth, you know,

like like a court gun.

>> Hello there.

>> Hi,

>> I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having a

little allergic reaction.

>> Yes. Doctor, can I see you for just a

moment, please?

My brother um has a slight phobia about

needles.

>> Did you tell him about my my squirt gun

idea?

>> My brother, the PhD, would like to know

if there's any way to treat this orally?

>> No. Under these circumstances, it has to

be an injection and it has to be now.

>> A

good have a seat. Um doctor says it's

got to be a needle. So, you're just

going to have to be brave. Okay. Can you

do that for me?

>> Okay.

>> Okay. Oh, boy. You are doing so good.

[Music]

>> Okay. You want to squeeze my hand?

>> Yes.

>> Okay.

>> All right. Ross, don't squeeze it so

hard. Honey, really don't squeeze it so

hard.

>> I hold my hand.

>> Are you sure he didn't break it? Cuz it

really hurts. No, it's just a good bone

bruise. And right here is the puncture

wound from your ring.

>> I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. Hey. Hey. I got my ass's back.

>> Which we can celebrate later.

You know, actually, I'm kind of glad

they're leaving cuz uh I need to talk to

you about something.

>> What's up?

>> Well, this uh this may be a little

awkward.

>> Listen, if you want to borrow money,

it's kind of a bad time. I'm buying

dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.

>> It's It's not that. Um now, what I'm

going to say to you, I'm I'm not saying

as your friend, okay? I'm I'm saying it

as Monica's older brother.

>> But you're still my friend.

>> Not for the next few minutes.

During this time, are you are you still

my best man?

>> Nope.

>> Do I still call you Ross?

>> Okay.

>> You guys are getting married tomorrow.

And and I couldn't be more thrilled for

both of you. But as Monica's older

brother, I I have to tell you this.

If you ever hurt my little sister,

if you ever cause her any unhappiness of

any kind, I will hunt you down

and kick your ass.

>> What? I'm I'm I'm serious.

>> Okay, dude. Stop it. Okay. I'm I'm not

kidding here.

>> Hey, I hear what you're saying, okay?

And thanks for the warning.

>> No problem.

>> So, are we friends again?

>> Yeah.

>> Okay.

You won't believe what Monica's older

brother just said to me.

>> We were on the platform ready to dance

the world into the new millennium, and

the guy yells, "Cut."

>> Wait. So, you guys are telling me that

you actually did the routine from 8th

grade?

>> Yeah, but of course we had to update it

a little bit. But hey, by the way, quick

thinking about catching me.

>> Yeah, cuz I was going to say there's no

way you could have done the end the way

you guys did it back then.

>> What? We could do it.

>> I don't know. I mean, you were a lot

bigger. I mean, stronger back then.

I can do it. Okay, come on. Let's go.

>> One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

eight.

>> I can't do it.

>> Now you do that, you're on TV.

>> Evie, come here. I want to show you

something in the bathroom.

>> Oh, Monica, grow up.

Hey, what do you got behind your back?

>> Nothing. Just just something I want to

get BB's opinion on for Valentine's Day.

>> You don't want my opinion?

>> Not really.

>> Come on. I'm your older brother. Ask me.

>> Oh. Oh, okay. Big brother. Um, which one

of these do you think would make your

little sister look hotter so your best

friend would want to do her?

>> The red one.

[Music]

You can't move. You just You just can't.

>> Rachel's right. This is where you guys

belong.

>> Yeah, you you don't want to live in

Westchester. That's like the worst of

the Chesters.

You

>> know, sometimes when I'm alone in my

apartment, I look over here and you guys

are just having dinner or watching TV or

something. But

it makes me feel better. And now when I

look over, who am I going to see? The

gotes, the the Yangs,

they don't make me feel so good.

>> Yeah. So, so don't move, okay? Just stay

here and maybe close your blinds at

night.

>> Hey. Hey, Dad. What's up?

Oh, God.

Ross, it's Nana.

[Music]

Hey,

[Music]

how are you?

>> Hey, Dad.

>> So, uh,

>> how's she doing?

>> The doctor says it's a matter of hours.

H, how are you, Mom?

>> Me? I'm fine. Fine. I'm glad you're

here.

>> What's with your hair? What?

What's different?

>> Nothing.

>> Oh, maybe that's it.

Monica,

>> she's unbelievable. Her mother was like,

"Relax. Relax. Okay, we are going to be

here for a while, it looks like, and we

still have boyfriends in your career to

cover."

>> Oh, God.

[Music]

>> The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of

her purse.

>> Oh,

yeah. They were gross.

Oh, you know what? I love her sweet and

lows.

>> How she was always stealing them from

from restaurants. Not just restaurants,

from our house.

>> Mrs. Keller.

[Music]

>> She looks so small.

>> I know.

>> Well, at least she's with Pop Pop and

Aunt Phyllis now.

Goodbye, Nana.

>> Bye, Nana.

>> What?

>> What is going on?

>> You know how the nurse said that that

Nana had had passed? Well, she's not

quite

What?

>> She's not past. She's present. She's

back.

>> What's going on?

>> She may have died.

>> She may have died.

>> We're looking into it.

>> Um, I'll go see.

>> This almost never happens.

[Music]

Now she's passed.

>> Taylor

Jler, I saw what you were doing through

the window. I saw what you were doing to

my sister. Now get out here.

Listen, we had a good run. You know,

what was it? Four, five months. I mean,

that's more than most people have in a

lifetime. So, goodbye. Take care.

Bye-bye then.

>> What are you doing?

>> Oh, I'm going on the lamb.

>> Come on, J. Come on. I can handle Ross.

Hold on.

>> Hey, Ross. What's up, bro?

>> What

the hell are you doing? Hey, what's

what's going on?

>> Well, I think I think Ross knows about

me and Monica,

>> dude. He's right there.

>> I thought you were my best friend. This

is my sister. My best friend. And my

sister. I I cannot believe this.

>> Look, we're not just messing around. I

love her, okay? I'm in love with her.

>> I'm so sorry that you had to find out

this way.

I'm sorry, but it's true. I I love him,

too.

>> My best friend and my sister.

I cannot believe this.

>> Oh, you guys want to probably get some

hugs in, too, huh? Big news.

>> No, that's okay. We've actually known

for a while.

What? What? What? You guys knew? You You

all knew and you didn't tell me?

>> Well, Ross, we were worried about you.

Okay. We didn't know how you were going

to react.

>> You were worried about me?

You didn't know how I was going to

react.

Okay. All right. What do you say we all

uh clear out of here and let these two

love birds get back down to business?

>> Hey, hey, hey. I'm just talking here. He

He's the one doing your sister.

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
interview /ˈɪntərvjuː/ B2	noun - a meeting to assess someone's suitability for a job
possibilities /ˌpɒsɪˈbɪlɪtiz/ B1	noun - things that could happen or be true
guilty /ˈɡɪlti/ B1	adjective - feeling responsible for doing something wrong
tense /tens/ B1	adjective - feeling nervous and unable to relax
surprise /səˈpraɪz/ A2	noun - something unexpected that makes someone happy
disturb /dɪˈstɜːrb/ B1	verb - to interrupt someone or something
tush /tʌʃ/ C1	noun - buttocks (informal)
emotional /ɪˈmoʊʃənəl/ B1	adjective - relating to feelings
lend /lend/ A2	verb - to give something to someone for a period of time
fired /faɪərd/ B1	verb - to dismiss someone from a job
paycheck /ˈpeɪˌtʃek/ A2	noun - a payment from an employer to an employee
savings /ˈseɪvɪŋz/ A2	noun - money that is saved
dinosaur /ˈdaɪnəsɔːr/ A2	noun - a reptile that lived millions of years ago
grateful /ˈɡreɪtfəl/ B1	adjective - feeling thankful
prom /prɒm/ B1	noun - a formal dance held at the end of the school year
celebrity /sɪˈlebrəti/ B2	noun - a famous person
bachelorette /ˌbætʃəˈlɒrɛt/ B2	noun - a party held for a woman who is getting married
routine /ruːˈtiːn/ B1	noun - a sequence of actions regularly followed

Key Grammar Structures

• Hey, you feeling better?

  ➔ Present Continuous for ongoing state/feeling

  ➔ The use of 'feeling' within the present continuous ('are feeling') emphasizes that the question is about the person's *current* state, not a general feeling.

• So, do you have any other possibilities?

  ➔ Tag question with 'do' auxiliary verb

  ➔ The 'do' auxiliary verb is used to form a question tag, seeking confirmation of the possibility of other options. It's a common way to encourage a response.

• You know, you know that Stephie Graph has quite a tush.

  ➔ Repetition for emphasis ('you know, you know')

  ➔ The double 'you know' is a colloquialism used to draw attention to the statement and emphasize its perceived importance or surprising nature. It's a filler phrase that adds a conversational tone.

• If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind...

  ➔ First Conditional with 'if' clause and future consequence

  ➔ The repeated 'if' clause emphasizes the seriousness of the threat. The structure 'if + present simple, will + base verb' expresses a real possibility and its likely outcome.