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[English]

Whoa, check that out.

>> Hey, where'd you get your clothes? Out

of my mom's trash.

>> Dude, what are you doing?

>> This is the perfect time to brush up on

my crowd work. Hey, it's just a joke.

You seem a little stuck up. Stuck up on

that pole.

>> Smash all you want, but leave these two

pumpkin lovers alone.

Oh man, that just makes me want to smash

them more.

>> Then let's do it. It's the circle of

life or whatever.

>> I think we should go.

>> We're supposed to

>> go smash these pumpkins.

[Music]

>> All right, I got this one.

[Music]

>> Now go for the dude.

>> Okay.

thighs.

>> Just do it, bro.

>> Okay, I'll just grab his head now.

>> You You smash my hot wife. Now you will

reap what you've seown.

>> Fives, just face through, man.

>> You boys want to smash some pumpkins.

Let's smash some pumpkins.

Hey, scatter.

>> Super tight. Slipper time.

[Music]

[Music]

Where are you?

[Applause]

Not the face.

I hope you like squash.

There's no way you can get me in here.

Gotcha.

[Music]

>> Remember to roll.

Got a ripe one here. Just in time for

fall.

[Music]

[Music]

>> Show yourself.

Please, bro, let me go. I didn't know

that sign was serious.

>> Of course it was. She was my soulmate.

>> You find someone else?

>> You think it's that easy to meet someone

else? Don't get me started on dating.

It's time to join your pump, kid.

>> Wait, does that even make sense?

[Music]

That will teach him.

>> That's a weird looking scarecrow.

>> Yeah.

>> Nah, you guys are bugging.

>> What is this guy even?

>> Well, you're winging out, you know. I

mean, you guys are totally bogus.

>> No, we don't know cuz no one talks like

that anymore, bro. Oh, yeah. Well, get

out of my house.

>> Run.

Hey yo, get back here fools. I know

where you live.

>> We got to get out of here.

>> Is in the house.

[Music]

[Applause]

>> Oh yeah, I got to have my box. Time for

some dessert. Come on, dude. Let's go.

>> Hey, you dummies don't have a whole

pass. Yeah, you got to have a whole

pass, dummies,

>> dude. The window. It's stuck.

>> What are we going to do?

>> The attic.

>> Hurry.

Pull me up quick.

[Music]

>> Who are we kidding? We should have never

done this.

>> Yeah, I don't even know if I want the

hundred bucks anymore.

[Applause]

100 bucks. That's Major Moola. Since you

don't want it, can I just have it

>> quick? Up to the roof.

[Music]

>> I think we're safe up here.

>> The roof, y'all. Where my homeboy at?

Where my homeboy at? Where at? Where

they at? Make it stop.

>> Dude, I can't take this guy anymore.

Forget the hundred bucks. Let's get out

of here.

>> Dude, no. It's too far to jump down.

Hey, my hair is totally tubular. Get it?

Tubular.

>> I'm going for it.

>> Eat on that Jeep townhouse.

>> There it is.

>> Excuse me. Anyway, that's my story.

>> Dude, Ben Vincent, that was awesome.

>> I agree. Good show. A story like that

deserves all the candy.

>> Hear that, Thomas? Looks like you're

stuck in your lame costume till

Thanksgiving.

>> Oh, man.

>> Gee, guys, thanks. I'm glad you liked it

because it's all true. Huh?

>> Wait, what?

>> Yep, it's all true.

Jebidiah Townhouse actually existed, and

he actually vowed to come back in 200

years to hunt whoever was in the house,

but not before signing the deed over to

Mr. Mard. Sign this boy.

Jabam.

>> Come on, Benson. Are you being serious?

>> Yes. Totally serious.

>> I don't know, guys. I think he's messing

with us.

>> Yes. I see. Yes. Goodbye.

Oh, that was Papa. There is a Jebodia

townhouse.

>> Well, when is he supposed to show up?

>> Yeah. Shouldn't we get out of here or

something?

H. Looks like my watch is a little fast.

You should have been here 5 minutes ago.

>> You should really get your watch fixed,

man.

I didn't just crash your party, did I?

Don't that child hit you with the

roundhouse? Yeah, boy. That's what I'm

talking about.

Happy Halloween, homie.

[Music]

So good.

>> Man, Benson, you really went all out for

this party. That catapult.

That catapult.

>> Yeah, you normally get some cheap

streamers and just call it a day.

>> Huh? I haven't even shown you guys the

best part. I present

Raky the wish maker.

>> Thanks for sharing, Vincent.

>> Good party, I guess.

>> Wait, you guys got to at least try it.

You make a wish and it shows you what

would happen if it came true. But really

scary.

>> Listen, I didn't put down a $500

security deposit for nothing. Just

watch.

I wish

I wish I could motivate Morai and Riby

at work.

>> A hard worker is all you desire. So to

their backside, let us add some fire.

>> You tired of trying to fit a whole head

of lettuce in your mouth? Just try our

new salad guillotine. Off with your head

of lettuce. Salad guillotine. Make a

salad fit in your mouth.

>> So cool.

>> Hey, didn't I tell you to mow the lawn?

Why are you watching TV?

>> I don't know. I'm just feeling kind of

blah today, you know.

>> Yeah. Kind of got a case of the

afternoon sleeps.

>> I don't want to hear it. Get back to

work or you're fired.

>> Do you have trouble motivating your

employees?

>> Why, yes, I do.

>> I'm Puppet King from Puppet Depot.

Bye-bye puppet Mr. Boss Man. yells at

your workers so you don't have to. Best

part is it's not you doing it, it's the

puppet. Hurry, can I get a glass of

water over here, please? Puppet depot.

Wait, Mr. Bossman,

>> show the number.

>> Oh no. Or you're fired.

Oh man.

Hey. Hey, get back to work. Get back to

work right now. Vince. Uh, what is the

This is really uncomfortable.

>> Hey, it's not me making you

uncomfortable. It's Mr. Boss Man. Get

back to work. Get back to work.

>> Uh, okay. I guess we'll go.

>> Wow, they're so motivated.

[Music]

>> Got you now.

>> Hey, you two, quit messing around. Don't

get germs on the cops. Do what I say or

you'll be out on the street.

>> Sorry.

>> Not Benson. Mr. Bossman.

>> Hey, screw faster. Time is money. You

got a real loose grip, Morai. Explains

why you can't hold on to our

relationship.

>> Wait, what? Hey, you you you you.

Less stuttering, more scrubbering.

>> Oh,

I'm a good boss.

>> Somebody's got to go get that gas can.

>> I'll do it. If I can keep my mind clear,

no fears will appear.

That's pretty good.

>> If I keep my mind clear, no fears will

appear. If I keep my mind clear, no

fears will appear.

>> Whoa, look at him.

>> He's really doing it. Nothing's

happened.

>> No fears will appear.

>> I wonder what Skips is afraid of.

>> If I can keep my mind clear.

>> Hey, Skips. What are you afraid of?

>> Go long.

No. No. Flying disc freestylus.

No, please.

>> I'm afraid of the dark.

>> Quick, pops, go through the alphabet and

name cookies.

>> Janice cookies. Butter cookies.

>> That'll keep him busy for a while.

>> Rock, paper, scissors for who goes out

next.

>> Fortune cookie.

>> All right, fine. I'll go. But if I see

anything, it'll be way worse. So, I'm

going to close my eyes, and you'll have

to guide me.

>> All right. You're doing good. Keep going

straight.

>> You're doing great, buddy.

[Music]

>> Almost there.

>> All right. So far, I've kept my mind

clear.

>> Poor Zamal cookies.

>> Oh, no. Dude, I'm really sorry.

>> What did you do, Rigby?

>> It just popped into my head. My greatest

fear. Amusement park mascots.

What

a shark. That's one of Benson's fears.

>> I'm scared of other people's fears now,

too. Like flying these freestylers.

Skips was right. They are creepy.

Go, go, go, go, go, go. What? Where's

the key? Where's the key?

>> And then more flying disc freestylers

show up and they hit them. They hit them

and they hit them.

>> Skips, was this just your way of saying

you don't like flying disc freestylers?

>> They're wobbly and unpredictable. Who

knows where that disc will end up?

>> Did it scare you? Recap. My fearometer

gave it two fears.

>> Wow. Two out of four fears. That's a

lot.

>> Two out of 1,000 fears. This is more

scared than I've ever been. I'm very

impressed and thankful. Good night.

>> Wait, hold on. I think you'll have a

hard time turning your bat on this one.

>> I don't own any bats, and it seems they

would be very hard to steer.

>> No, it's Never mind. So, there we were

trick-or-treating, and things were going

great.

>> What a great hall. People seem to mostly

be giving out quinoa, gorp, and

toothbrushes. It's not ideal to me, but

like Eileen always says, you can't put a

price on product.

>> Oh, you guys.

>> I still want candy, though, because

that's a core part of who I am, dude.

Check it out.

[Music]

>> King-sized candy bars inside.

>> But what about that other sign?

>> Dome quarantine.

Vampire infestation. That's perfect.

Baseball games have tons of great food.

And this place has king-size candy.

That's four peanut butter cups per pack

instead of two.

>> Oh, yeah. Great idea. Pretty good deal.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
smash /smæʃ/ B1	verb - to break violently into pieces; to crush
pumpkins /ˈpʌmpkɪnz/ A2	noun - a large, round, orange-yellow fruit
scatter /ˈskætər/ B2	verb - to throw loosely around; distribute widely
ripe /raɪp/ B1	adjective - fully developed and ready to be eaten
roll /roʊl/ A1	verb - to move by turning over and over
soulmate /ˈsoʊlmeɪt/ B2	noun - a person ideally suited to another as a close friend or romantic partner
dating /ˈdeɪtɪŋ/ B1	noun - the practice of meeting socially with a potential romantic partner
scarecrow /ˈskɛərˌkroʊ/ B1	noun - an object made to resemble a human figure and placed in a field to scare birds away
attic /ˈætɪk/ A2	noun - a space or room inside the roof of a building
tubular /ˈtjuːbjʊlər/ B2	adjective - (slang) excellent; wonderful
awesome /ˈɔːsəm/ A2	adjective - extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear.
party /ˈpɑːrti/ A1	noun - a social gathering for pleasure or celebration
wish /wɪʃ/ A2	verb - feel or express a strong desire or hope for something that is not easily attained
scary /ˈskeri/ A2	adjective - causing fear; frightening
motivated /ˈmoʊtɪveɪtɪd/ B2	adjective - very eager to do or achieve something
clear /klɪr/ A2	adjective - easy to perceive, understand, or interpret
afraid /əˈfreɪd/ A2	adjective - feeling fear or anxiety; frightened

Key Grammar Structures

• You smash my hot wife. Now you will reap what you've seown.

  ➔ Second Conditional (implied) & Present Simple for future consequence

  ➔ The sentence implies a conditional: *If* you smash my wife, *then* you will suffer the consequences. “Seown” is a deliberate misspelling of “sown”, adding a colloquial, aggressive tone. The use of 'will reap' is a formal way of saying 'will experience'.

• You think it's that easy to meet someone else?

  ➔ Indirect Question & Infinitive

  ➔ This is an indirect question, starting with 'You think...' instead of directly asking 'Is it easy...?'. The 'to meet' is an infinitive, functioning as the object of 'easy'.

• It's time to join your pump, kid.

  ➔ Infinitive of Purpose & Colloquialism

  ➔ 'To join your pump' is an infinitive phrase expressing the purpose of the statement – the speaker intends to force the 'kid' to join the pumpkin pile. 'Pump' is used here as slang for a pile of pumpkins.

• Well, you're winging out, you know.

  ➔ Phrasal Verb & Discourse Marker

  ➔ 'Winging out' is a phrasal verb meaning to act in a strange or erratic way. 'You know' is a discourse marker used to seek agreement or confirmation from the listener.