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[English]

Hey, Ra. Come on. You're going to be

late for the eye doctor appointment.

>> All right, let's get this over with.

Oh, no. Look what I did.

I mean, look at this mess. I mean, we're

going to probably have to clean this up,

you know? I mean, we're going to have to

reschedu.

>> If you thought that this mess was going

to bother me, you are wrong. All right,

let's go. Blinky quick.

>> This is never going to work. He's right

there. So, just go over and say hi. No,

I have to go downstairs. Come back up as

if I'm coming home from the riata

gallon. Okay, so just go distract him.

But don't be sexy.

>> Hey, Danny.

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

>> What's going on? That's a great party.

Great food.

>> You know, most parties it's it's all

chips and salsa. Chips and salsa.

>> So, uh,

>> what's this?

>> Salad.

>> And And what's this?

>> Bread.

Aren't you chef?

Hey, Rachel.

>> Hey. All right. Tonight with your party.

>> Ah, you look great. I'm glad you can

make it.

>> Oh, yeah. Well, you know, the gala had

to end sometime.

>> Don't go anywhere. Be right back.

>> Yeah, sure.

>> All right. Whose courts the ball in now?

>> I thought there wasn't a ball.

>> Come on. He's glad that I came. and he

doesn't want me to go anywhere. Bones

flying all over the place.

>> Rachel, this is my friend Tom. This is

the girl I told you about.

>> Oh, come on. You telling people about

me.

>> You two could really hit it off.

>> I'm going to go mingle.

>> So, you work at Bloomingdales, huh? My

mom calls it Bloomies.

>> Hey, you guys. Hey. Uh, is Monica here?

>> No.

>> No.

>> All right. Listen. Um, I just bought

something. I'm not sure she's going to

like it, and it's going to seem a little

crazy, but this is something I've wanted

since I was a little girl.

>> You bought Sean Cassidy?

>> No. I wish. Okay. You ready?

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay.

Should I get out?

>> Oh my god. What? What is

>> What the hell is that?

It's It's a cat.

>> That is not a cat.

>> Yes, it is.

>> Why is it inside out?

>> Excuse me, but this is a purebred show

quality sphinx cat.

>> How much did you pay for that?

>> Well, it was a little extravagant, but I

got a pretty good deal.

>> Yeah. How much? thousand bucks

>> on a cat.

>> It's not a cat.

>> All right, listen ball boys. My

grandmother had one of these when I was

a little girl and it was the sweetest

thing. I mean, it was so cute. It would

sit in my lap and just purr all day long

and I would drag a shoestring on the

ground and it would chase it.

>> Free cats do that, too. You know,

>> it's not a cat.

>> Look, you guys, I'm really excited about

this, okay? Hey, I don't care what you

think. I'm going to go set up a little

litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson.

>> What am I going to call her? Fluffy.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

>> Don't worry, guys. It's not a cat.

>> Oh my Oh, good god. I give up, you guys.

I don't know what I'm going to do with

this thing.

>> Baking it didn't help. Huh?

So, why don't you just take it back to

where you got it? I tried. They won't

take her back.

>> Maybe that's because she's a minion of

the Antichrist.

>> Wait, why won't they take it back?

>> Well, they said they would, but they

would only give me store credit. And I

mean, what am I going to do? Get a

thousand regular cats?

>> Look, if you want, you can keep it at

our place until you find out what to do

with it.

>> No, Mom, that's not the point. I'm out

$1,000. I'm all scratched up and I'm

stuck with this stupid cat that looks

like a hand.

[Music]

Showcat quality showcat.

Showcat. Oh my god. What's wrong with

your baby?

>> It's not a baby. That's a cat. E, it's

creepy looking.

>> Oh no. No. It's actually It's very

sweet. It's very sweet. Look.

Yeah. You want it?

>> No. I hate cats.

>> Well, so then what are you doing to me?

Okay, just get out of here. All right,

move on.

>> Jeez. Wow, what an unusual cat.

>> Yes, thank you. Exactly. You want it?

>> Maybe. I was thinking about getting a

cat. I was just going to go to the

shelter, but Okay, why not?

>> Oh, terrific. That'll be $2,000.

>> What? Okay. A thousand.

>> I thought you wanted me to adopt your

cat.

>> Well, I do, but you're just going to

have to actually look at this as more of

an investment than a cat.

>> Okay. Yeah. I just wanted a cat.

>> Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Obviously, you know how to haggle. So,

I'm not going to try and take you on.

Okay. So, $800. And I don't call the

cops, which I should because you are

robbing me. Blind. Blind. You act. Take

the cat, leave the money, and run away.

Just run away. Damn it.

Can't you at least smile or something?

>> Okay. Did anybody just hear that?

Anybody?

[Music]

>> Rachel, what is your cat doing in one of

my bowls?

>> It's not. I'm defrosting a chicken.

>> Oh, I sold uh Mrs. Whiskerson.

>> Oh, thank God. Did you get your money

back?

>> Yeah. $1,500. Wow. You made a profit.

[Laughter]

I just came for the red velvet pillow.

>> Oh, yeah.

There you go.

>> Thanks, Rachel.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. And uh don't forget you you can

come visit her anytime you want.

>> Oh, good. Great. I I'll keep that in

mind.

>> Hey, so what is this? Some kind of snake

or something?

>> I guess we should go.

>> No, wait. Wait. Oh, you're right.

No, Monica.

Monica, we have to fix this. There's

nothing we can do. You erase the

message. Yeah, well, unless we tell him.

Look, if you're going to be totally

rational about this, I can't argue with

you. All right,

fine. If you want to tell him, tell him.

I I just I don't want to be a part of

it.

>> Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to

leave the exact same message.

>> Hey, Ross, it's you. I just want you to

remember this feeling. You are lucky to

be alive, so live every day to the

fullest. Love yourself. Okay. Okay. I'd

also get stamps. Bye.

>> Wow. Leave that message for Emily and

this whole problem goes away.

>> Embarrassed that easily.

>> What? You totally get embarrassed?

>> No, I don't, Ross. I I think I'm just a

more secure person than you are.

>> Is that so? Yeah.

>> Hey lady, I don't care how much you want

it, okay? I am not going to have sex

with you in the bathroom.

>> I'm on my way back to the bathroom.

All right. All right. Just keep walking.

All right.

Wash, what are you? I'm sorry, sir. I

just I think he just really likes you.

[Music]

>> Hey, you know that teacher who had a

baby with her student?

[Music]

Hi. Can I help you?

>> Yes. I'm sorry, miss. Do you have any

extra pants? Uh, my friend seems to have

had a little accident.

>> Oh my god. What does that thing do?

>> Uh, that's an eye removal machine.

>> All right, I'm out of

>> Hi, Rachel. I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told

me you were a little nervous, but don't

worry. Everything's going to be just

fine.

>> So, we're done then.

>> Almost. But first, we got to start.

>> Okay.

>> This is a glaucoma test.

>> Uh-huh.

>> Sit down.

>> Okay.

>> Put your chin here.

>> Mhm.

>> Now, you're going to feel a small puff

of air in each eye.

>> What? What?

A small puff of air. Now, come on.

>> Here we go.

>> All right.

>> One, two, three.

>> Okay.

I'm sorry. All right. I'm going to stay

in here this time. Okay.

>> Ready?

>> Uhhuh.

>> One, two.

>> I'm sorry. You know what? I'm going to

hold her head. Okay.

>> That's okay.

>> Okay. Okay. Okay.

>> One.

>> Uh-huh.

>> Two.

>> I'm sorry.

>> You know what? You're young. You

probably don't have glaucoma.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. So, it was very, very nice to meet

you, sir. And I'm Hey, what are you? Are

you crazy?

>> Okay, I got a small minor infection in

that left eye. I want you to take these

drops three times a day for a week and

you'll be as good as new.

>> Yeah. No, I I don't I don't put things

in my eye.

>> Okay, then I guess we'll see you back

here in 3 months.

>> Great.

>> I'll fit you for a glass eye.

>> Okay, just give me the damn drops.

>> Dr. Miller.

P E CF D.

Very good, Monica.

>> You know where they are.

>> I sure do.

>> And you don't get one.

>> Okay.

>> Not even close.

>> Okay. Well, then you know what? Help me.

I need help. I can't do this.

>> All right. Come on. Let's do it.

>> Come on. All right.

>> Sit down.

>> All right.

>> All right. Put your head back. Yes.

>> All right.

>> Okay.

>> Now, open your eyes.

>> Okay. They are.

>> How many fingers am I holding up?

>> Four.

>> Oh my god. I was thinking four.

>> Really?

>> Yes.

>> All right. You know what? Why don't we

start with a practice one? Okay.

>> Okay.

>> No drops.

>> Great.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> All right. On three. One, two, three.

>> My pillow's all wet.

>> Well, well, you said it was practice.

Then why did you move?

>> Because I knew you were lying.

>> All right, come here. What are you

doing? Monica, get Stop it.

>> Oh my gosh.

>> Stop it.

>> I am going I'm turn it over. I'm I going

and get

these in your eyes.

>> Oh my god, you really are freakishly

strong.

Oh my god.

Damn, it's empty.

>> Well, you know, if Joey and Chandler

walked in right now, we could make a

fortune.

>> Can you place a TV guide?

>> Yeah.

>> Go.

>> Oh my god.

>> Hold it open.

>> Okay.

>> We'll see you in about three or four

hours.

are gathered to celebrate here today the

joyous union of Ross and Emily. Now

Ross, repeat after me. I Ross, I Ross

take thee, Emily. Take thee, Rachel.

Emily.

Emily,

>> shall I go on?

>> He He said Rachel, right? Do you think I

should go up there?

>> Yes. Yes, do go on.

>> I think we better start again.

>> Yes. Ross. Repeat after me. I, Ross.

>> I, Ross.

>> Take the Emily.

Take the Emily.

Not like there'd be anybody else.

>> As my lawfully wedded wife in sickness

and in health till death parts us.

>> As my lawfully weded wife in sickness

and in health until death parts us.

Really? I do. Emily,

you have the rings.

Emily, place this ring on Ross' finger

as a symbol of your bond. Everlasting

Ross, place this ring in Emily's hand as

a symbol of the love that encircles you

forever. Happy to.

Ross and Emily have made their

declaration, and it gives me great

pleasure to declare them husband and

wife.

You may kiss the bride.

This is worse than when he married the

lesbian.

[Music]

>> Just keep smiling.

>> Okay.

>> Well, that went well. Yeah.

>> Could have been worse. He could have

shot her.

That uh that was pretty funny, wasn't

it?

>> Sisters were really remarkable women for

their time. They lived in a patriarchal

society.

>> Sorry I'm late, but I left late.

>> Okay.

So, what is the book about? I thought

you said you read it in high school.

>> Well, yeah, but then I remembered I

started it and then there was this pep

rally and I was I was on top of the

pyramid. But anyway, um what's the book

about?

>> Okay, it's this tragic love story

between Kathy and Heathcliffe and um it

takes place on these like really creepy

moors in England which I think represent

the wildness of Heath Cliff's character.

I totally get symbolism.

>> How would you characterize the theme of

this book? Uh let's see. Rachel Green.

Um, well, I would have to say that it's

a it's a tragic love story.

>> Well, that's sort of a given, but yes.

Anyone else?

>> Oh. Oh. Oh. Symbolism

>> and uh the the uh wildness of the moors,

which I think is is mirrored in the

wildness of uh Heath Cliff's character.

>> Excellent. what Rachel has shrewdly

observed here.

>> You completely stole my answer. What?

Honey, that was pretty obvious. How

would you know? You didn't even read it.

>> What do you think? Uh, you and the blue

shirt.

>> I think that um yours is a question with

many possible answers.

>> Would you care to venture one?

>> Would you care to venture one?

Are

>> are you just repeating what I'm saying?

>> Are you just repeating what I'm saying?

>> Didn't you say that there was um an

elevator in here?

>> Uh yes, I did, but there isn't. Okay,

here we go.

>> Okay, go left. Left. Left.

>> You know what? There's no more left.

Left.

>> Okay. You know, uh lift it straight up

over your head. Straight up over your

head. You can do it. You can do it.

Okay,

>> you got it.

>> Yeah. Good, good, good.

>> Okay, you got it, right? You got it,

right? You got it.

>> Any chance you think the couch looks

good there?

>> Be back by now?

>> Yeah, but her plane got delayed in

Athens. But actually, she should be here

by now.

>> Oh, so you talked to her. Did she Did

she sound mad?

>> No, but she likes me.

You abandoned her on a plane to Greece.

>> Okay. I did not abandon Rachel. Okay,

Emily showed up at the airport. I had to

go after her. I mean, I I did what I had

to do. She's my wife. Rachel is my wife,

you know. Emily

Emily is my wife,

man. What is that?

>> So, you still haven't heard from Emily?

>> No, not since I lost her at the airport.

>> I can't believe she can outrun you, man.

>> Hey, she's fast. Okay,

you think you can beat me? Let's go

outside.

>> Hi, Rachel.

>> Rich. Rich, I am so sorry. I am so so

sorry.

>> Oh, Ross, come on. You just did what you

had to do.

>> Well, that's it. You're not mad? I mean,

it must have been terrible.

>> Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece. I was a

nice hotel, nice beach, met the nice

people. It's not too shabby for Rachel.

>> So, what? That's it?

>> Oh, yeah. We're cool. Totally cool.

>> Thanks. Right. You're the best.

>> Oh, no. You're the best.

>> Oh, I got to go to the flower store.

Check it out. No one will tell me where

Emily is. So, I'm gonna send 72 long

stemmed red roses to her parents' house.

One for each day that I've known and

loved her. That ought to get her talking

to me again.

>> Oh, Ross, when you make out the card, be

sure to make it out to Emily.

>> That's great. It's so good that you had

such a good time in Greece.

>> What?

I didn't have a good time in Greece.

Ross abandoned me, okay? I couldn't get

a plane out, so I had to stay in their

honeymoon suite with people coming up to

me all the time going, "Oh, Mrs. Keller,

why are you crying?"

I mean, it was so humiliating. I felt

like such an idiot. I mean, it's all my

fault. And you know why? Because I make

very bad decisions.

>> Oh, that's not true.

>> Yes, it is. It is true. I went I went

after Ross and stupid London. London is

stupid. Stupid.

>> Phoebe, you were right. I should have

never gone to London. And from now on,

you make all of my decisions for me.

>> Oh, no. I did that for someone once. I'm

I'm not comfortable having that kind of

power and control over someone's life.

>> I'll do it.

>> That's fine. So, Monica, you are now in

charge of my love life.

>> I think the check-in is that way. Ah.

[Applause]

>> Oh, kids love me.

>> Hey,

you're here.

>> Why don't you go to a costume party?

>> Let me guess. Um, Ponchovilla

and your Bob Saget.

>> Ponchovilla. Yeah. What?

>> What are you talking about, Fe? I don't.

>> Oh my god, you drew on me.

>> Hey, you wet my pants.

>> Oh, what kind of party was this?

>> I've been walking around like this since

the plane. I You have so crossed a line.

>> Ra, wait. The men's room is that way.

>> Hi. I need those earrings you borrowed.

Oh. Um, okay. Yeah, I'll be I'll be

right back.

>> Okay.

>> Wow. Fees, you speak Italian,

>> I guess. So,

>> there you go. Thank you. Wait, Ra,

where's the other one? Oh, wait. You

want both of them?

Rachel Karen Green, where's the other

earring? Okay. Okay. Okay. Look, just

don't freak out, but I kind of lost it.

Oh, I know it's in the apartment, but I

definitely lost it.

>> What am I going to tell Monica? She

wants to wear them tonight. I don't tell

her to wear her own earrings. These are

her earrings.

>> No. No. You lent me Monica's earrings.

I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff.

>> Why not? Because I'd lose her stuff.

I've been waiting for you.

>> Sorry. I just Oh my god. Oh my god.

Monica. Oh my god. Oh god. I'm sorry.

Sorry. I I was um I was taking a nap.

Since when do you take naps in that

position?

>> Oh god. Monica, tell me you were waiting

for a guy. Please tell me you're waiting

for a guy. Yes. Yes, I was. A guy from

work.

I'm seeing a guy from work. Ha,

>> that cute waiter guy from your

restaurant. The one that looks like a

non-threatening ray, Leotaa.

Uhhuh. That one. You know what? Just

give me a second. I'll be out of your

hair. I'm just going to grab a jacket.

When I get back, I want every little

detail.

Maybe that's him. Okay. Um Okay. Um,

>> it's just Joey and Ross.

>> Why aren't you guys at the movie?

>> Well, we were, but Ross was talking so

loud on his phone, they threw us out.

>> I had to talk loud because the movie was

loud.

>> He's talking to London.

>> Oh my god. Did he get in touch with

Emily?

>> Well, no, not yet. He's calling everyone

on her side of the family, hoping that

someone will help him get in touch with

her.

>> I I don't care if I said some other

girl's name, you prissy old twit.

Ross,

>> way to suck up to the family.

[Laughter]

>> I'm so glad you guys are all here. My

office finally got wrinkle-free fax

paper.

>> How did work go?

>> Oh, it was great. It was great. I went

down there just like you said, you know,

and we talked business and Kim totally

took my opinions.

>> You stink.

>> Thanks. No, I'm I'm serious. Well Well,

that's just cuz I went down there and

they were all smoking. This is actually

the smell of success.

>> Okay, there's something different.

>> Oh my god, you smoked.

>> I did not.

>> Yes, you did. You looked happy and sick.

You smoked.

>> All right, fine. But I had to. I had to

do it for my career.

>> Wish I had to smoke for my career.

>> That's so gross. Well, no, it's not that

bad, you know. Oh, it's I mean, yeah, my

tongue feels a little fuzzy and fingers

sort of smell. Actually feel like I

could throw up.

>> Okay, but you got to push past this,

okay? Because it's about to get so good.

>> Chandler,

I got to tell you, you smell so smoky. I

I got to get up. Not kidding.

>> I think you smell great.

>> Okay, you know what? I'll have toast.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

[Music]

You guys. You guys. We were We were just

in the storage area and we saw this

really creepy man. He was like this

crazy eyed hairy beast man. He was like

a like a Bigfoot or a Getty or

something. And he he came at us with an

axe. So Rachel had to use a bug bomb on

him. Yeah. I I I pulled the tab and I

just fogged his yeti ass.

>> Uh like dark hair, bushy beard.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. You fog Danny.

>> Please. We did not fog Danny. Who's

Danny?

>> Danny just moved in downstairs. Yeah. He

just got back from like this fourmon

trek in the Andes. Nice fella.

>> Oh, he's nice. He's nice. You know, you

always stick up for the people we fog.

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
cat /kæt/ A1	noun - a small domesticated carnivorous mammal verb - to hunt or chase like a cat (informal)
party /ˈpɑːrti/ A1	noun - a social gathering for entertainment verb - to take part in a political group; to celebrate
appointment /əˈpɔɪntmənt/ B1	noun - a scheduled meeting with a professional
doctor /ˈdɒktər/ A2	noun - a medical professional who treats illness
mess /mɛs/ A2	noun - a state of disorder or untidiness verb - to make a mess (informal)
glaucoma /ɡlɔːˈkoʊmə/ C1	noun - a group of eye diseases that damage the optic nerve
eye /aɪ/ A1	noun - the organ of vision
store /stɔːr/ A1	noun - a place where goods are sold verb - to keep something for later use
money /ˈmʌni/ A1	noun - currency used for buying goods and services
price /praɪs/ A2	noun - the amount of money required to buy something
friend /frɛnd/ A1	noun - a person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection
gala /ˈɡɑːlə/ C1	noun - a festive occasion, often for fundraising
ball /bɔːl/ A1	noun - a formal dance party
salsa /ˈsɑːlsə/ B1	noun - a spicy sauce made from tomatoes and peppers; a Latin dance
litter /ˈlɪtər/ B2	noun - material used as a bedding for pets; small trash verb - to scatter small pieces of waste
fluffy /ˈflʌfi/ B1	adjective - soft and light, like a cloud
creepy /ˈkriːpi/ B2	adjective - causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease
sweet /swiːt/ A1	adjective - having the pleasant flavor of sugar noun - a candy or sweet treat
expensive /ɪkˈspɛnsɪv/ B1	adjective - costing a lot of money

Key Grammar Structures

• If you thought that this mess was going to bother me, you are wrong.

  ➔ Second Conditional

  ➔ The sentence uses the second conditional structure ('If you thought... was going to bother me') to express a hypothetical situation and its unlikely result ('you are wrong').

• This is never going to work. He's right there.

  ➔ Future with 'going to'

  ➔ The phrase 'This is never going to work' uses 'going to' to express a future prediction or intention.

• You bought Sean Cassidy?

  ➔ Tag Question

  ➔ The sentence ends with a tag question ('You bought Sean Cassidy?') to seek confirmation or express surprise.

• It's not a cat.

  ➔ Emphatic Structure

  ➔ The sentence uses an emphatic structure ('It's not a cat.') to strongly deny a statement.

• I'm going to go set up a little litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson.

  ➔ Future with 'going to'

  ➔ The phrase uses 'going to' to express a planned future action ('I'm going to go set up...').

• What am I going to call her? Fluffy.

  ➔ Direct Speech

  ➔ The sentence uses direct speech ('Fluffy.') to report exactly what was said.

• Maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message.

  ➔ Speculation with 'maybe'

  ➔ The sentence uses 'maybe' to express speculation or uncertainty about a situation.

• I had to talk loud because the movie was loud.

  ➔ Past Simple with 'had to'

  ➔ The sentence uses the past simple with 'had to' to describe a past obligation or necessity.

• One for each day that I've known and loved her.

  ➔ Present Perfect with 'have known'

  ➔ The phrase uses the present perfect with 'have known' to describe an action that started in the past and continues to the present.