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la 00:28
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no no no no we're done we're done you be 00:47
more out of my league Ross back me up 00:49
here he can ever get a woman like that 00:51
in a million years thank you 00:53
buddy oh oh but you know you always see 00:55
these really beautiful women with these 00:57
really nothing guys you could be one of 01:00
those 01:01
guys you could do that yeah absolutely 01:03
oh God I can't believe I'm even 01:07
considering this I'm very very aware of 01:08
my tongue come on come on here 01:10
goes yes hi um okay next word would be 01:18
uh 01:25
Chandler Chandler is my name and uh 01:26
hi yes you said that yes yes I did but 01:32
what I didn't say was what I was about 01:36
to say what I wanted to say was uh would 01:38
you like to go out with me sometime 01:40
thank you good 01:42
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night hey who's this little naked guy uh 01:47
that little naked guy would be 01:51
me a look at the little thing 01:53
yes yeah it's fine that is my 01:58
penis can we be grown-ups 02:01
now who are those people got me oh 02:03
that's Nana right there in the middle 02:07
wow yeah let's see me and the Gang at 02:10
Java 02:13
Joe's wow Monica you look just like your 02:14
grandmother how old was she there 02:17
1939 yeah uh 24 25 huh it's like a fun 02:20
gang 02:25
oh look look look look look I got Monica 02:32
naked no no that would be me 02:38
again I'm uh just trying 02:45
something oh hey don't do that it's 02:48
worse than the 02:52
song Hey this is so unfair oh why is it 02:54
un this is so I have a flaw big deal 02:57
like Joey's constant knuckle cracking 03:01
isn't annoying and Ross with his over 03:03
pronouncing every single word and Monica 03:05
with that snort when she laughs I mean 03:07
what the hell is that 03:09
thing I accept all those flaws why can't 03:12
you accept me for 03:15
this does the knuckle cracking bother 03:23
everybody well 03:28
well I I could live without 03:30
it was it like a little Annoying or is 03:34
it like when Phoebe chews her 03:38
head oh now don't listen to him phes all 03:42
right I think it's endearing oh you do 03:45
do 03:48
you you know there's nothing wrong with 03:54
speaking correctly indeed there there 03:56
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isn't I should really get back to work 04:02
yeah otherwise someone might get what 04:05
they actually ordered 04:06
well the hair comes out and the gloves 04:10
come 04:13
off with 04:14
this looks like she didn't leave in such 04:21
a hurry after all oh I think this is the 04:23
episode of Three's Company where there's 04:26
some kind of misunderstanding 04:27
then I've already seen this 04:32
one are you through with 04:35
that yeah sorry the swallowing slowed me 04:37
down whose little ball of paper is this 04:41
oh that would be mine see uh I wrote a 04:44
note to myself and then I realized I 04:46
didn't need the note so I balded it up 04:47
and now I wish I was 04:49
dead she already fuff that pillow Monica 04:52
you know you already fuff but it's 04:55
fine look I'm sorry guys I just don't 04:57
want to give them any more ammunition 05:00
than they already have yes and we all 05:01
know how cruel a parent can be about the 05:03
flatness of a child's 05:04
pillow Monica hi 05:07
um Monica um you're scaring 05:10
me I mean you're like you're like all 05:14
chaotic and twirly you know and not not 05:16
in a good 05:19
way yeah calm down you don't see Ross 05:21
getting all chaotic and twirly every 05:24
time they come that's because as far as 05:26
my parents are concerned ER Ross can do 05:28
no wrong you see he's the prince 05:30
apparently they had some big ceremony 05:34
before I was 05:35
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born oh ra we're running low on resumes 05:48
over here do you really want to job with 05:51
Popular Mechanics well if you're going 05:53
to work for mechanics those are the ones 05:55
to work 05:56
for hey look you guys I'm going for 05:58
anything here okay I cannot be a 06:01
waitress anymore I mean it sick of the 06:02
lousy tips sick of being called excuse 06:05
me RA did you proofread 06:08
these uh yeah why uh nothing I'm sure 06:11
they'll be impressed with your excellent 06:15
compuer 06:17
skills oh my god oh do you think it's on 06:19
all of 06:23
them oh no I'm sure there zero Rock 06:27
Machine caught a fuel so what do you 06:29
think I think it's the most beautiful 06:32
table I've ever seen I know so how does 06:34
this work going to balance the plates on 06:37
these little guys heads who cares we'll 06:39
eat at the sink come 06:41
on heads up Ross score you 06:44
suck hey hey 06:50
hey and this from the CRI cry for Health 06:54
Department are you wearing makeup 06:56
yes I am as of today I am officially 07:01
Joey tribiani actor/model thank you 07:04
that's so funny because I was thinking 07:07
you look more like Joey triani man/woman 07:08
what were you modeling for oh you know 07:13
those posters for the city free clinic 07:16
oh wow so you're going to be one of 07:18
those healthy healthy healthy guys you 07:19
know the asthma guy is really 07:22
cute do you know which one you're going 07:24
to be no no but I hear lme disease is 07:26
open so you know 07:28
good luck man I hope you get it 07:30
thanks well you were right how can they 07:37
do this to us huh it's 07:39
Thanksgiving okay I tell you what how 07:41
about if I cook dinner at my place I'll 07:43
make it just like moms will you make the 07:44
mashed potatoes with the 07:47
lumps you know they're not actually 07:49
supposed to I'll work on the 07:51
lumps Joey you're going home right yeah 07:55
and I assume Chan you're still 07:58
boycotting all the pilgrim 07:59
holidays yes every single one of 08:02
them and Phoebe you're going to be with 08:05
your grandma Yeah and and her boyfriend 08:07
but we're celebrating Thanksgiving in 08:09
December cuz he's 08:11
Lunar hey CH look at the window there's 08:12
my name hi 08:16
me I remember the day I got my first 08:19
paycheck there was a cave in in one of 08:22
the mines and eight people were 08:24
killed wow you worked in a m 08:27
I worked at a Dairy Queen 08:30
why God isn't this exciting I earned 08:35
this I wiped tables for it I steamed 08:38
milk for it and it was 08:40
totally not worth 08:43
it who's F why is he getting all my 08:45
money I mean what Chandler look at 08:50
that oh this is not that bad oh you're 08:54
fine yeah for first job job you can 08:58
totally totally live on this oh yeah 09:01
yeah hey by the way great 09:05
Serv what nothing nothing just Your 09:12
Overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent 09:15
musberger 09:17
check it out Giants 09:18
Cowboys you're watching a football game 09:21
at a funeral no it's the pregame I'm 09:24
going to watch it at the reception 09:27
you are a frightening frightening 09:29
man oh no my new poo shoes oh I hope 09:32
they're not 09:37
ruined okay God what a great 09:40
day what 09:44
weatherwise I know 09:48
you the air the the 09:50
trees even though Nana's gone there's 09:53
there's something almost uh I don't know 09:55
almost like 09:57
I'm fine I'm 10:02
fine just just having my worst fear 10:04
realized but don't tell me don't tell 10:08
me decaf cappuccino for 10:11
Joey coffee 10:16
black 10:19
latte and a nice tea I'm getting pretty 10:22
good at this 10:26
excellent good for me 10:27
[Laughter] 10:32
I got to tell you I love your mom's 10:35
books I love her books I cannot get on a 10:36
plane without one I mean this is so cool 10:38
yeah well you wouldn't think it's cool 10:41
if you're 11 years old and all your 10:42
friends are passing around page 79 of 10:43
mistress 10:45
[ __ ] hey hey hey she's 10:47
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oning before we get to the book now now 10:54
what is this about you you being 10:56
arrested in London what is that all 10:57
about your mom was arrested sh busy 10:59
beaming with pride okay this is kind of 11:02
embarrassing but occasionally after I've 11:05
been intimate with the man now why would 11:09
you say that's 11:11
embarrassing I just get this craving for 11:14
kungpow chicken that's too much 11:17
information all right so now you're 11:23
doing this whole book tour thing how is 11:24
that going oh fine I'm leaving for New 11:26
York 11:29
tomorrow which I hate but I get to see 11:30
my son who I 11:32
love this is the way that I find out 11:34
most moms use the 11:37
phone you know don't take this wrong I I 11:38
just don't see you as a mom somehow I 11:41
don't mean that I don't mean that bad oh 11:44
no I am a fabulous mom I got my son his 11:45
first 11:49
condoms and then he burst into flame you 11:55
know what I just realized 11:58
Joker is poker with a 12:00
J 12:04
coincidence hey that's that's Joe 12:07
incidence with a 12:10
c Ben you ready yeah all right give me 12:13
your foot okay okay on three Ben one two 12:16
three Come on B okay that's it Ben okay 12:21
okay what are you 12:25
seeing well Susan I it appears to be a 12:27
dark 12:30
vent wait yes it is in fact a dark 12:31
vent babes it's open it's 12:39
open wait you forgot your 12:44
legs where have you 12:53
been long story honey all right Carol I 12:55
need you to keep pushing I need to I I 12:58
need excuse me can I have 13:00
this all right all right there's a few 13:03
too many people in this room there's 13:05
about to be one more so anybody who's 13:07
not an ex-husband or a lesbian life 13:09
partner out you 13:11
go good luck you guys good luck Lu let 13:14
me ask you do you have to be Carol's 13:17
lesbian life 13:18
partner sorm of confetti here inare 13:22
there you go 13:29
kids and then the peacock bit 13:30
me please kiss me at 13:34
midnight you seen Sandy o uh I don't 13:41
know how to tell you this but uh she's 13:44
in Monica's bedroom getting it on with 13:46
Max that scientist 13:48
geek oh look at that I didn't know how 13:49
to tell 13:51
you everybody the ball is ding 13:53
what the B is 13:57
dripping it'll be midnight and the 14:03
moment of joy is upon us looks like that 14:06
no date pack thing worked 14:09
out everybody looks so happy I hate that 14:11
not everybody's happy hey 14:15
Bobby 14:20
happy you know I uh just thought I'd 14:24
throw this out here I'm no math whz but 14:27
I believe there are three girls and 14:28
three guys right 14:30
here oh I don't feel like kissing anyone 14:34
tonight I can't kiss anyone so I'm 14:37
kissing everyone no no no you can't kiss 14:40
Ross that's your brother oh yeah perfect 14:44
perfect so now everybody's going to kiss 14:46
but me all right somebody kiss me 14:48
somebody kiss me it's midnight somebody 14:50
kiss somebody kissed me it's midnight 14:52
it's one 14:54
I have something you can do I have this 15:00
new massage client 15:02
Steve anyway um he's opening up a 15:05
restaurant and he's looking for a head 15:08
chef um hi 15:12
there hi oh yeah no I know you're a chef 15:15
I know and I thought of you first but um 15:19
Chandler's the one who needs a job right 15:21
now 15:22
so yeah I just don't have a lot of 15:25
chefing experience 15:27
unless it's an all Toast 15:29
restaurant yeah yeah well what kind of 15:31
food is he looking for well he wants to 15:34
do something eclectic so he's looking 15:36
for someone who can you know create the 15:38
entire menu oh my God yeah I know so 15:39
what do you 15:43
think thanks fee I just don't really see 15:45
myself in a big white hat 15:48
okay oh Monica guess 15:51
what oh God okay 15:55
[Applause] 16:04
what the hell are you doing you scared 16:12
the crap out of 16:13
me was that the cake yeah yeah I got a 16:15
lemon 16:19
Smo come on she'll be here any 16:20
minute hope it's okay 16:23
oh happy birthday 16:29
pee well maybe we can make a a bee out 16:33
of one of those Roses yeah we'll just 16:35
use our special cake 16:37
tools do we hey what's going 16:39
[Applause] 16:43
on this is so great how come you guys 16:46
have never played poker with us yeah 16:49
what is that like some kind of guy thing 16:52
like some kind of sexist guy thing like 16:54
it's poker so only guys can play no 16:56
women are welcome to play oh okay so 16:59
then what is it some kind of you know 17:01
like like some kind of you know like 17:03
what is 17:05
it there just don't happen to be any 17:08
women in our game yeah we just don't 17:10
happen to know any women that know how 17:12
to play poker that is such a lame excuse 17:14
I mean it's it's a typical guy response 17:17
excuse me do any of you know how to play 17:19
No but you could teach us no no 17:23
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okay so now we draw 17:32
cards so I wouldn't need any right cuz I 17:38
have a straight 17:41
congratulations okay phebs how many do 17:47
you want okay I just need two the um 10 17:49
of Spades in the six of 17:52
clubs no uh PHS you can't do you can't 17:55
wait I have the tennis spage here you 17:58
want uh no see uh you you can't do that 18:02
no no that's okay that's okay I don't 18:05
need them I'm going for fours oh 18:07
you're all right here we go got salmon 18:14
rettes and assorted crudes whoa whoa 18:17
whoa Monica what are you doing this is a 18:20
poker game you can't serve food with 18:22
more than one syllable it's got to be 18:24
like chips or dip or pretz 18:26
okay so at this point the dealer all you 18:32
know we got it we got it let's play for 18:33
real right high stakes big bucks now you 18:34
sure Phoebe just threw away Two Jacks 18:37
because they didn't look 18:39
happy hey I have a 18:44
question well uh actually not so much a 18:48
question as more of a a general 18:51
wondering 18:54
me okay okay 18:56
here 19:00
goes um well for a while now I've been 19:02
wanting to 19:05
um yes yes that's that's right little 19:08
girl 19:13
what top of the world looking down on 19:16
creation 19:21
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all right this is just vacine it won't 19:33
hurt ow ow sorry that was 19:37
waack poor little toti is scared to 19:43
death we should find his owner oh we 19:46
just put the poor little toti out in the 19:47
hall during the blackout she get 19:50
trampled yeah 19:53
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hi guys hey b hey hey oh oh how' It Go 19:59
um not so good he walked me to the 20:03
subway and said we should do this 20:04
again what you said we should do it 20:07
again that's good right uh no Loosely 20:09
translated we should do this again means 20:12
you will never see me 20:14
naked since when since always it's like 20:17
dating language you know like it's not 20:21
you means it is you or you're such a 20:24
nice guy means I'm going to be dating 20:27
leather wearing alcoholics and 20:29
complaining about them to 20:31
you or or you know um I think we should 20:33
see other people means I already 20:36
am and everybody knows this oh yeah 20:39
cushions the blow yeah it's like when 20:42
you're a kid and your parents put your 20:44
dog to sleep and they tell you it went 20:45
off to live on some Farm that's funny 20:47
that no because uh our parents actually 20:50
did uh send our dog off to live on a 20:52
farm uh Ross 20:54
what hello The Milner Farm in 20:59
Connecticut The Milner they had this 21:01
unbelievable farm that they horses and 21:03
then rabbits that he could Chase and 21:06
it oh my God chat CH hey hey how was the 21:11
first day oh excellent everyone was so 21:15
so nice see it pays to know the man who 21:19
wears my 21:22
shoes 21:23
me no I didn't tell anybody that I knew 21:26
you why not well because you 21:28
know they don't like 21:31
you what I thought you'd do that 21:37
nuh-uh who doesn't like me 21:42
everyone except for um no 21:45
everyone what are you talking about 21:51
don't feel bad you know they used to 21:54
like you a lot but then you got promoted 21:56
and you know now you're all like Mr Boss 21:59
Man you know Mr Bing Mr Bing boss man 22:01
Bing I can't believe it yeah yeah they 22:06
even do 22:10
you they do 22:12
me you know like um okay um could that 22:14
report be any 22:17
later I don't sound like that oh oh yeah 22:24
you do 22:28
the hills are alive with the 22:30
sound of 22:32
music my scone my 22:39
scone okay I don't sound like that that 22:45
is so not 22:47
true that is so not that is so not that 22:50
oh shut 22:54
up guys there's uh somebody I'd like you 22:56
to 22:59
meet wait wait what is that that would 23:02
be Marcel you want to say hi no no I 23:05
don't oh he is precious where did you 23:08
get him my friend bethl rescued him from 23:10
some lab that is so cruel why why would 23:12
a parent name their child 23:16
[Laughter] 23:17
bethl hey that monkey's got a Ross on 23:20
his ass 23:22
Ross is he going to live with you like 23:28
in your apartment yeah I mean it's been 23:30
kind of quiet since Carol left so why 23:33
don't you just get a roommate uh I don't 23:35
know I think you reach a certain age 23:37
having a roommate is just kind of 23:39
pathetic sorry that's that's pathet 23:44
which is sanskrit for a really cool way 23:46
to 23:48
live Chandler's coming and he says he 23:49
has like this incredible news so when he 23:51
gets here let's all act like you know 23:53
hey hey okay never mind but it was is 23:56
going to be really 23:58
good what's going on what is it so it's 24:00
a typical day at work I'm in putting my 24:03
numbers and Big L calls me into his 24:05
office and tells me he wants to make me 24:07
processing supervisor that is 24:09
congratulations so I quit why why why 24:12
why this was supposed to be a temp job 24:17
yeah Chandler you've been there for 5 24:20
years if I took this promotion it would 24:22
be like admitting that this is what I 24:24
actually do so was it a lot more money 24:26
doesn't matter I just don't want to be 24:29
one of those guys that's in his office 24:30
until 12:00 at night worrying about the 24:32
wenus the the wenus weekly estimated net 24:37
usage systems it's a processing 24:41
term oh that 24:43
weenus Ross 24:51
[Applause] 24:56
Ross I'm 25:03
here you 25:07
are 25:11
um um we were 25:13
just W what 25:16
um great now I'm having a 25:21
baby 25:24
what no I'm I'm having I'm having a baby 25:26
I'm having with the phone the phone 25:30
phone I don't know the 25:31
phone Ross I'm 25:35
hurt Marica let's go come on now people 25:43
woman in labor hey Ross look what I got 25:46
going here yeah save it for the cab 25:48
okay what are you doing what are you 25:50
doing we're going to a hospital what so 25:52
I can't look nice there might be doctors 25:54
there Joey get out of fridge all right 25:56
all 25:59
right what is that for the ride oh yeah 26:00
like in a cab you save it okay hating 26:03
this m go come on now let's go baby 26:06
coming I can't believe it I'm going to 26:09
be an ant I'm going to have like a 26:11
nephew that's nice get out let's go come 26:14
on all right all right I'm going I'm 26:18
going 26:20
here we 26:29
go hey theves guess who we saw today oh 26:30
oh fun okay um Liam n no Morey safer NOP 26:33
the woman who cuts my hair okay look 26:38
this could be a really long game your 26:41
sister Ursula oh really yeah yeah she 26:43
works over at that place uh Rifts yeah I 26:46
know oh you do because she said you guys 26:48
haven't talked in like years 26:50
yeah so um is she fat 26:55
not from where I was 27:00
standing where were you 27:02
standing um PHS so you you guys just 27:07
don't get along it's mostly just dumb 27:10
sister stuff you know I mean like 27:12
everyone always thought of her as the 27:14
pretty one you know 27:15
and oh oh she was the first one to start 27:17
walking even though I did it later that 27:20
same 27:23
day but to my parents by then it was 27:24
like yeah right what what else is 27:27
new oh my gosh Rachel why are you okay 27:31
where's poo Rome jerk missed his flight 27:37
and then your face 27:42
exploded 27:45
no okay I was at the airport getting 27:47
into a cab when this woman this blonde 27:51
planet with a pocketbook starts yelling 27:55
at me something about how it was her cab 27:58
first and then the next thing I know she 28:01
just starts starts pulling me out by my 28:03
hair you know and then I blow my attack 28:05
whistle thingy and and and three more 28:08
cabs show 28:10
up as I'm going to get into a cab she 28:12
tackles me and I hit my head on the curb 28:15
and cut my lip on my 28:19
whistles oh everybody having fun at the 28:24
party 28:27
are people eating my dip I don't know 28:30
why you're so embarrassed they were very 28:33
nice 28:34
boobies nice they were nice I mean 28:36
that's it I mean mittens are 28:41
nice okay rock hard place 28:44
[Laughter] 28:49
me you're you're so 28:52
funny he's really funny 28:56
well I wouldn't want to be there when 28:58
when the laughter 29:00
stops whoa whoa back up there 29:02
Sparky what did you mean by 29:06
that well just seems as though that 29:08
maybe you have intimacy issues you know 29:11
that you use your humor as a way of 29:13
keeping people at a 29:15
distance huh I mean hey I just met you I 29:17
don't know you from 29:21
Adam only child 29:23
right parents divorced before you hit 29:25
puberty uh-huh how did you know that 29:30
it's 29:33
textbook hey you guys you all know my 29:36
Dad hey how long you in the city just 29:40
for a couple of days I got a job Midtown 29:42
I figure I'm better off staying with the 29:45
kid than hauling my ass back and forth 29:46
on a ferry I don't know this one oh this 29:48
is my friend Roger hi hey hey good to 29:51
meet you Roger you too sir what happened 29:54
to the uh puppet guy 29:56
dad oh oh excuse me so Ros how the 29:59
[Music] 30:04
wife all for 30:05
two uh Chan the quick say something 30:08
funny 30:13
then I want you to know that there may 30:14
be some times when I'm I may not be 30:17
around um like 30:20
this but I'll still always come back 30:25
like 30:29
this and sometimes I may be away 30:31
longer like 30:35
[Music] 30:37
this but I'll still always come 30:40
back like 30:46
[Music] 30:47
this and sometimes I'll want you to 30:49
steal third and I'll go like this 30:51
[Music] 31:00
he is so amazing I know look at him 31:04
Ben 31:09
Ben hey 31:11
Ben nothing I don't think that's his 31:13
name oh look look he's closing his 31:17
eyes oh look he's opening his 31:21
eyes he doesn't do much much does 31:26
he no this is pretty much 31:29
[Music] 31:32
it you guys want to get some coffee yeah 31:38
yeah man I'll see you guys later 31:42
[Music] 32:00
oh look he's closing his eyes again 32:18
that's that's 32:20
cool how's it going right don't stare 32:24
okay she just f finished throwing his 32:27
clothes off the balcony now there's just 32:28
a lot of gesturing and arm waving okay 32:30
that is either how could you or enormous 32:32
breast here he 32:37
comes 32:48
uh I am uh to say goodbye okay bye-bye 32:49
[Laughter] 32:55
[Applause] 32:58
Paulo I really hate you for what you did 32:59
to Rachel but I still have five of these 33:02
so heated at 375 until the cheese 33:04
bubbles 33:08
conat by way I just want to tell you and 33:11
I I think I'd speak for everyone when I 33:14
say how could someone get a hold of your 33:17
credit card number I have no idea but 33:19
look how much they spent Monica would 33:21
you calm down the credit card people 33:23
said you only have to pay for the stuff 33:25
that you bought still just such Reckless 33:26
spending I think when somebody steals 33:29
your credit card they've kind of already 33:31
thrown caution to the 33:33
win wow what a geek they spent $69.95 on 33:37
a Wonder 33:41
Mop that's 33:44
[Laughter] 33:46
me oh the yuck FR he's doing it again 33:48
Marcel stop humping the land stop 33:53
humping now Marcel come come back come 33:56
here Marcel oh no no not in my room I'll 33:58
get him Ross you've got to do something 34:01
about the humping what it's it's just a 34:03
phase well that's what we said about 34:07
Joey he would you all relax it's not 34:12
that big a deal Marcel stop it Marcel 34:15
Bad Monkey what let's just say my 34:18
Curious George doll is no longer curious 34:21
[Music] 34:27
T are we greeting each other this way 34:31
now because I like 34:34
that look I cleaned I did the windows I 34:36
did the floors I been used all those 34:40
attachments on the vacuum except for 34:42
that little round one with the bristles 34:44
I don't know what that's for oh yeah 34:46
nobody knows and we're not supposed to 34:47
ask oh what do you think very clean 34:49
really looks great very clean 34:53
oh I I I see you move the green 34:58
ottoman how did that 35:05
happen I don't know I I thought it 35:07
looked better there and I and also it's 35:09
an extra Cedar on the coffee 35:12
table yeah it's 35:14
interesting but you know what just for 35:17
fun let's see what it looked like in the 35:20
old 35:23
spot just to compare 35:24
see ha well it looks good there too 35:28
let's just leave it there for a 35:31
while can't believe you tried to move 35:33
the green 35:35
ottoman thank God you didn't try to Fan 35:37
out the magazines I mean she'll scratch 35:39
your eyes right 35:41
out guys I am not that bad yeah you are 35:42
Monica remember I lived with you you 35:47
were like a little you 35:49
know that is so unfair oh come on when 35:54
we were kids yours was the only raggedy 35:57
andall that wasn't 35:59
raggedy okay so I'm responsible I'm 36:03
organized but hey I can be a 36:05
c all right you madap 36:10
gal try to imagine this the phone bill 36:13
arrives but you don't pay it right away 36:16
why not because you're a 36:20
c instead you wait until they send you a 36:23
notice 36:26
I could do that okay okay then uh you 36:28
let me go grocery shopping and I buy 36:32
laundry detergent but it's not the one 36:34
with the easy poor spout why would 36:37
someone do 36:40
that one might 36:42
wonder someone's left a glass on the 36:44
coffee table there's no coaster it's a 36:47
cold drink it's a hot day little beads 36:49
of condensation are inching their way 36:52
closer and closer to the surface of the 36:53
wood stop it 36:55
oh my God it's true who am I Monica your 37:00
mom go to bed guys all right night 37:14
Monica M you're gonna leave your shoes 37:17
out 37:19
here 37:21
uh-huh really just just casually strewn 37:24
about in that Reckless halfhazard 37:27
manner doesn't matter I'll get him 37:32
tomorrow or 37:34
not 37:37
whenever she is a 37:41
cook oh I miss you 37:46
already can you believe this happened no 37:50
no and yet it did 37:55
goodbye Janice Kiss 37:58
Me Oh Chandler 38:02
sorry oh Chandler 38:05
sorry hey Janice I'm Monica okay well 38:09
this was very 38:14
special great come see who's out 38:16
here what's going oh my God Janice hi hi 38:19
Janice is going to go away 38:26
now I'll be right back 38:30
oh Joey look who it is 38:33
whoa oh good Joey's home now this is so 38:39
much fun this is like a reunion in the 38:43
hall oh hi Ross yeah there's someone I 38:49
want you to say hi 38:51
to he just happened to call hello BR yes 38:54
that's right it's me how do you 38:58
know keep the 39:01
change thanks Lizzy sure you don't want 39:04
a pretzel no I'm fine thanks see 39:06
you 39:15
huh a 39:17
thumb I know I know I opened it up and 39:21
there it was just floating in there like 39:23
this tiny little hitchhiker 39:25
well maybe it's a contest you know like 39:29
collect all five so pretty this must 39:31
have cost him a fortune I can't believe 39:35
he did this come on Ross remember back 39:37
in college when he fell in love with 39:39
Carol and bought her that ridiculously 39:40
expensive Crystal 39:42
duck what did you just say 39:44
[Applause] 39:56
Crystal 39:59
[Applause] 40:02
duck no no no the um the love 40:04
part 40:11
FN oh my 40:16
god oh no no no no that's good just keep 40:19
rubbing your head that'll Turn Back Time 40:24
this is unbelievable I mean this is 40:34
unbelievable I know this is really 40:36
really huge no it's not it's small it's 40:39
tiny it's peed it's 40:42
we uhuh I don't think any of our lives 40:44
are ever going to be the same ever 40:48
again okay is there a mute button on 40:50
this 40:53
woman I think this is so great I mean 40:53
you en boss did you have any idea no 40:56
none I mean my first night in the city 41:00
he mentioned something about asking me 41:03
out but nothing ever happened so I just 41:04
what what else did he say I mean does he 41:07
like want to go out with me well given 41:09
that he's desperately in love with you 41:11
he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup 41:13
of coffee or 41:14
something 41:16
what all this time well I've got to talk 41:18
to him yeah he's in China the country 41:22
this flight doesn't leave for another 45 41:27
more minutes what about the time 41:29
difference from here to the airport 41:30
yes you're never going to make it well 41:33
I've got to try Rachel what are you 41:35
going to say to 41:38
him I I don't know well then maybe you 41:39
shouldn't go he's right cuz if you're 41:42
just going to like break his heart 41:43
that's the kind of thing that can wait 41:44
yeah but if it's good news you should 41:46
tell him now I don't know maybe I'll 41:47
know when I see him here look all right 41:49
does this help 41:51
[Music] 41:54
can you see my nipples through this 41:59
shirt no but don't worry I'm sure 42:03
they're still 42:06
there where are you going Mr Su man well 42:08
I have an appointment to see Dr Robert 42:11
pilman career counselor 42:13
Agogo I added the 42:16
Agogo career counselor hey you guys all 42:18
know what you want to do I 42:22
don't hey you guys in the living room 42:25
I'll know what you want to do you know 42:27
you have goals you have dreams I don't 42:30
have a dream uh the Lesser known I don't 42:32
have a dream 42:35
speech oh I love my life I love my life 42:38
a Bryant 42:41
song the meeting with that guy went 42:45
great so great he showed me where the 42:47
restaurant's going to be it's it's it's 42:50
this cute little place on 10th Street 42:51
it's not too big it's not too small it's 42:53
just right was it formerly by a blonde 42:55
woman and some bears everybody sh uh 42:57
Central Perk is proud to present the 43:00
music of Miss Phoebe 43:03
buet thanks hi um I want to start with a 43:08
song that's about that moment when you 43:13
suddenly realize what life is really all 43:14
about okay here we 43:18
[Music] 43:22
go okay thank you very much York City 43:23
has no power and the milk is getting 43:28
sour but to me it is not scary cuz I 43:33
stay away from 43:38
[Music] 43:45
dairy this guy says hello I want to kill 43:51
myself are you okay sweetie I just feel 43:54
like someone reached down my throat 43:57
grabbed my small intestine pulled it out 43:58
of my mouth and tied it around my neck 44:01
cookie Carol moved her stuff out 44:05
today let me get you some coffee 44:08
thanks no oh no no don't stop cleansing 44:15
my 44:18
aura don't just leave my aura alone 44:19
okay I'll be fine all right really 44:23
everyone I hope would be very happy no 44:26
you don't no I don't to hell with her 44:28
she left 44:30
me and you never knew she was a 44:31
lesbian no okay why does everyone keep 44:37
fixating on 44:42
that she didn't know how should I 44:44
know sometimes I wish I was a 44:49
lesbian did I say that out loud 44:53
all right Ross look you're feeling a lot 44:58
of pain right now you're angry you're 45:00
hurting can I tell you what the answer 45:04
is strip 45:06
joints come on you're single have some 45:10
hormon see but I don't want to be single 45:12
okay I just I just I just want to be 45:15
married 45:17
again and I just want a million dollars 45:22
a 45:27
[Music] 45:28

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[English]
[Music]
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la
[Music]
no no no no we're done we're done you be
more out of my league Ross back me up
here he can ever get a woman like that
in a million years thank you
buddy oh oh but you know you always see
these really beautiful women with these
really nothing guys you could be one of
those
guys you could do that yeah absolutely
oh God I can't believe I'm even
considering this I'm very very aware of
my tongue come on come on here
goes yes hi um okay next word would be
uh
Chandler Chandler is my name and uh
hi yes you said that yes yes I did but
what I didn't say was what I was about
to say what I wanted to say was uh would
you like to go out with me sometime
thank you good
[Music]
night hey who's this little naked guy uh
that little naked guy would be
me a look at the little thing
yes yeah it's fine that is my
penis can we be grown-ups
now who are those people got me oh
that's Nana right there in the middle
wow yeah let's see me and the Gang at
Java
Joe's wow Monica you look just like your
grandmother how old was she there
1939 yeah uh 24 25 huh it's like a fun
gang
oh look look look look look I got Monica
naked no no that would be me
again I'm uh just trying
something oh hey don't do that it's
worse than the
song Hey this is so unfair oh why is it
un this is so I have a flaw big deal
like Joey's constant knuckle cracking
isn't annoying and Ross with his over
pronouncing every single word and Monica
with that snort when she laughs I mean
what the hell is that
thing I accept all those flaws why can't
you accept me for
this does the knuckle cracking bother
everybody well
well I I could live without
it was it like a little Annoying or is
it like when Phoebe chews her
head oh now don't listen to him phes all
right I think it's endearing oh you do
do
you you know there's nothing wrong with
speaking correctly indeed there there
[Music]
isn't I should really get back to work
yeah otherwise someone might get what
they actually ordered
well the hair comes out and the gloves
come
off with
this looks like she didn't leave in such
a hurry after all oh I think this is the
episode of Three's Company where there's
some kind of misunderstanding
then I've already seen this
one are you through with
that yeah sorry the swallowing slowed me
down whose little ball of paper is this
oh that would be mine see uh I wrote a
note to myself and then I realized I
didn't need the note so I balded it up
and now I wish I was
dead she already fuff that pillow Monica
you know you already fuff but it's
fine look I'm sorry guys I just don't
want to give them any more ammunition
than they already have yes and we all
know how cruel a parent can be about the
flatness of a child's
pillow Monica hi
um Monica um you're scaring
me I mean you're like you're like all
chaotic and twirly you know and not not
in a good
way yeah calm down you don't see Ross
getting all chaotic and twirly every
time they come that's because as far as
my parents are concerned ER Ross can do
no wrong you see he's the prince
apparently they had some big ceremony
before I was
[Music]
[Music]
born oh ra we're running low on resumes
over here do you really want to job with
Popular Mechanics well if you're going
to work for mechanics those are the ones
to work
for hey look you guys I'm going for
anything here okay I cannot be a
waitress anymore I mean it sick of the
lousy tips sick of being called excuse
me RA did you proofread
these uh yeah why uh nothing I'm sure
they'll be impressed with your excellent
compuer
skills oh my god oh do you think it's on
all of
them oh no I'm sure there zero Rock
Machine caught a fuel so what do you
think I think it's the most beautiful
table I've ever seen I know so how does
this work going to balance the plates on
these little guys heads who cares we'll
eat at the sink come
on heads up Ross score you
suck hey hey
hey and this from the CRI cry for Health
Department are you wearing makeup
yes I am as of today I am officially
Joey tribiani actor/model thank you
that's so funny because I was thinking
you look more like Joey triani man/woman
what were you modeling for oh you know
those posters for the city free clinic
oh wow so you're going to be one of
those healthy healthy healthy guys you
know the asthma guy is really
cute do you know which one you're going
to be no no but I hear lme disease is
open so you know
good luck man I hope you get it
thanks well you were right how can they
do this to us huh it's
Thanksgiving okay I tell you what how
about if I cook dinner at my place I'll
make it just like moms will you make the
mashed potatoes with the
lumps you know they're not actually
supposed to I'll work on the
lumps Joey you're going home right yeah
and I assume Chan you're still
boycotting all the pilgrim
holidays yes every single one of
them and Phoebe you're going to be with
your grandma Yeah and and her boyfriend
but we're celebrating Thanksgiving in
December cuz he's
Lunar hey CH look at the window there's
my name hi
me I remember the day I got my first
paycheck there was a cave in in one of
the mines and eight people were
killed wow you worked in a m
I worked at a Dairy Queen
why God isn't this exciting I earned
this I wiped tables for it I steamed
milk for it and it was
totally not worth
it who's F why is he getting all my
money I mean what Chandler look at
that oh this is not that bad oh you're
fine yeah for first job job you can
totally totally live on this oh yeah
yeah hey by the way great
Serv what nothing nothing just Your
Overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent
musberger
check it out Giants
Cowboys you're watching a football game
at a funeral no it's the pregame I'm
going to watch it at the reception
you are a frightening frightening
man oh no my new poo shoes oh I hope
they're not
ruined okay God what a great
day what
weatherwise I know
you the air the the
trees even though Nana's gone there's
there's something almost uh I don't know
almost like
I'm fine I'm
fine just just having my worst fear
realized but don't tell me don't tell
me decaf cappuccino for
Joey coffee
black
latte and a nice tea I'm getting pretty
good at this
excellent good for me
[Laughter]
I got to tell you I love your mom's
books I love her books I cannot get on a
plane without one I mean this is so cool
yeah well you wouldn't think it's cool
if you're 11 years old and all your
friends are passing around page 79 of
mistress
[ __ ] hey hey hey she's
[Applause]
oning before we get to the book now now
what is this about you you being
arrested in London what is that all
about your mom was arrested sh busy
beaming with pride okay this is kind of
embarrassing but occasionally after I've
been intimate with the man now why would
you say that's
embarrassing I just get this craving for
kungpow chicken that's too much
information all right so now you're
doing this whole book tour thing how is
that going oh fine I'm leaving for New
York
tomorrow which I hate but I get to see
my son who I
love this is the way that I find out
most moms use the
phone you know don't take this wrong I I
just don't see you as a mom somehow I
don't mean that I don't mean that bad oh
no I am a fabulous mom I got my son his
first
condoms and then he burst into flame you
know what I just realized
Joker is poker with a
J
coincidence hey that's that's Joe
incidence with a
c Ben you ready yeah all right give me
your foot okay okay on three Ben one two
three Come on B okay that's it Ben okay
okay what are you
seeing well Susan I it appears to be a
dark
vent wait yes it is in fact a dark
vent babes it's open it's
open wait you forgot your
legs where have you
been long story honey all right Carol I
need you to keep pushing I need to I I
need excuse me can I have
this all right all right there's a few
too many people in this room there's
about to be one more so anybody who's
not an ex-husband or a lesbian life
partner out you
go good luck you guys good luck Lu let
me ask you do you have to be Carol's
lesbian life
partner sorm of confetti here inare
there you go
kids and then the peacock bit
me please kiss me at
midnight you seen Sandy o uh I don't
know how to tell you this but uh she's
in Monica's bedroom getting it on with
Max that scientist
geek oh look at that I didn't know how
to tell
you everybody the ball is ding
what the B is
dripping it'll be midnight and the
moment of joy is upon us looks like that
no date pack thing worked
out everybody looks so happy I hate that
not everybody's happy hey
Bobby
happy you know I uh just thought I'd
throw this out here I'm no math whz but
I believe there are three girls and
three guys right
here oh I don't feel like kissing anyone
tonight I can't kiss anyone so I'm
kissing everyone no no no you can't kiss
Ross that's your brother oh yeah perfect
perfect so now everybody's going to kiss
but me all right somebody kiss me
somebody kiss me it's midnight somebody
kiss somebody kissed me it's midnight
it's one
I have something you can do I have this
new massage client
Steve anyway um he's opening up a
restaurant and he's looking for a head
chef um hi
there hi oh yeah no I know you're a chef
I know and I thought of you first but um
Chandler's the one who needs a job right
now
so yeah I just don't have a lot of
chefing experience
unless it's an all Toast
restaurant yeah yeah well what kind of
food is he looking for well he wants to
do something eclectic so he's looking
for someone who can you know create the
entire menu oh my God yeah I know so
what do you
think thanks fee I just don't really see
myself in a big white hat
okay oh Monica guess
what oh God okay
[Applause]
what the hell are you doing you scared
the crap out of
me was that the cake yeah yeah I got a
lemon
Smo come on she'll be here any
minute hope it's okay
oh happy birthday
pee well maybe we can make a a bee out
of one of those Roses yeah we'll just
use our special cake
tools do we hey what's going
[Applause]
on this is so great how come you guys
have never played poker with us yeah
what is that like some kind of guy thing
like some kind of sexist guy thing like
it's poker so only guys can play no
women are welcome to play oh okay so
then what is it some kind of you know
like like some kind of you know like
what is
it there just don't happen to be any
women in our game yeah we just don't
happen to know any women that know how
to play poker that is such a lame excuse
I mean it's it's a typical guy response
excuse me do any of you know how to play
No but you could teach us no no
[Music]
okay so now we draw
cards so I wouldn't need any right cuz I
have a straight
congratulations okay phebs how many do
you want okay I just need two the um 10
of Spades in the six of
clubs no uh PHS you can't do you can't
wait I have the tennis spage here you
want uh no see uh you you can't do that
no no that's okay that's okay I don't
need them I'm going for fours oh
you're all right here we go got salmon
rettes and assorted crudes whoa whoa
whoa Monica what are you doing this is a
poker game you can't serve food with
more than one syllable it's got to be
like chips or dip or pretz
okay so at this point the dealer all you
know we got it we got it let's play for
real right high stakes big bucks now you
sure Phoebe just threw away Two Jacks
because they didn't look
happy hey I have a
question well uh actually not so much a
question as more of a a general
wondering
me okay okay
here
goes um well for a while now I've been
wanting to
um yes yes that's that's right little
girl
what top of the world looking down on
creation
[Applause]
[Music]
all right this is just vacine it won't
hurt ow ow sorry that was
waack poor little toti is scared to
death we should find his owner oh we
just put the poor little toti out in the
hall during the blackout she get
trampled yeah
[Music]
hi guys hey b hey hey oh oh how' It Go
um not so good he walked me to the
subway and said we should do this
again what you said we should do it
again that's good right uh no Loosely
translated we should do this again means
you will never see me
naked since when since always it's like
dating language you know like it's not
you means it is you or you're such a
nice guy means I'm going to be dating
leather wearing alcoholics and
complaining about them to
you or or you know um I think we should
see other people means I already
am and everybody knows this oh yeah
cushions the blow yeah it's like when
you're a kid and your parents put your
dog to sleep and they tell you it went
off to live on some Farm that's funny
that no because uh our parents actually
did uh send our dog off to live on a
farm uh Ross
what hello The Milner Farm in
Connecticut The Milner they had this
unbelievable farm that they horses and
then rabbits that he could Chase and
it oh my God chat CH hey hey how was the
first day oh excellent everyone was so
so nice see it pays to know the man who
wears my
shoes
me no I didn't tell anybody that I knew
you why not well because you
know they don't like
you what I thought you'd do that
nuh-uh who doesn't like me
everyone except for um no
everyone what are you talking about
don't feel bad you know they used to
like you a lot but then you got promoted
and you know now you're all like Mr Boss
Man you know Mr Bing Mr Bing boss man
Bing I can't believe it yeah yeah they
even do
you they do
me you know like um okay um could that
report be any
later I don't sound like that oh oh yeah
you do
the hills are alive with the
sound of
music my scone my
scone okay I don't sound like that that
is so not
true that is so not that is so not that
oh shut
up guys there's uh somebody I'd like you
to
meet wait wait what is that that would
be Marcel you want to say hi no no I
don't oh he is precious where did you
get him my friend bethl rescued him from
some lab that is so cruel why why would
a parent name their child
[Laughter]
bethl hey that monkey's got a Ross on
his ass
Ross is he going to live with you like
in your apartment yeah I mean it's been
kind of quiet since Carol left so why
don't you just get a roommate uh I don't
know I think you reach a certain age
having a roommate is just kind of
pathetic sorry that's that's pathet
which is sanskrit for a really cool way
to
live Chandler's coming and he says he
has like this incredible news so when he
gets here let's all act like you know
hey hey okay never mind but it was is
going to be really
good what's going on what is it so it's
a typical day at work I'm in putting my
numbers and Big L calls me into his
office and tells me he wants to make me
processing supervisor that is
congratulations so I quit why why why
why this was supposed to be a temp job
yeah Chandler you've been there for 5
years if I took this promotion it would
be like admitting that this is what I
actually do so was it a lot more money
doesn't matter I just don't want to be
one of those guys that's in his office
until 12:00 at night worrying about the
wenus the the wenus weekly estimated net
usage systems it's a processing
term oh that
weenus Ross
[Applause]
Ross I'm
here you
are
um um we were
just W what
um great now I'm having a
baby
what no I'm I'm having I'm having a baby
I'm having with the phone the phone
phone I don't know the
phone Ross I'm
hurt Marica let's go come on now people
woman in labor hey Ross look what I got
going here yeah save it for the cab
okay what are you doing what are you
doing we're going to a hospital what so
I can't look nice there might be doctors
there Joey get out of fridge all right
all
right what is that for the ride oh yeah
like in a cab you save it okay hating
this m go come on now let's go baby
coming I can't believe it I'm going to
be an ant I'm going to have like a
nephew that's nice get out let's go come
on all right all right I'm going I'm
going
here we
go hey theves guess who we saw today oh
oh fun okay um Liam n no Morey safer NOP
the woman who cuts my hair okay look
this could be a really long game your
sister Ursula oh really yeah yeah she
works over at that place uh Rifts yeah I
know oh you do because she said you guys
haven't talked in like years
yeah so um is she fat
not from where I was
standing where were you
standing um PHS so you you guys just
don't get along it's mostly just dumb
sister stuff you know I mean like
everyone always thought of her as the
pretty one you know
and oh oh she was the first one to start
walking even though I did it later that
same
day but to my parents by then it was
like yeah right what what else is
new oh my gosh Rachel why are you okay
where's poo Rome jerk missed his flight
and then your face
exploded
no okay I was at the airport getting
into a cab when this woman this blonde
planet with a pocketbook starts yelling
at me something about how it was her cab
first and then the next thing I know she
just starts starts pulling me out by my
hair you know and then I blow my attack
whistle thingy and and and three more
cabs show
up as I'm going to get into a cab she
tackles me and I hit my head on the curb
and cut my lip on my
whistles oh everybody having fun at the
party
are people eating my dip I don't know
why you're so embarrassed they were very
nice
boobies nice they were nice I mean
that's it I mean mittens are
nice okay rock hard place
[Laughter]
me you're you're so
funny he's really funny
well I wouldn't want to be there when
when the laughter
stops whoa whoa back up there
Sparky what did you mean by
that well just seems as though that
maybe you have intimacy issues you know
that you use your humor as a way of
keeping people at a
distance huh I mean hey I just met you I
don't know you from
Adam only child
right parents divorced before you hit
puberty uh-huh how did you know that
it's
textbook hey you guys you all know my
Dad hey how long you in the city just
for a couple of days I got a job Midtown
I figure I'm better off staying with the
kid than hauling my ass back and forth
on a ferry I don't know this one oh this
is my friend Roger hi hey hey good to
meet you Roger you too sir what happened
to the uh puppet guy
dad oh oh excuse me so Ros how the
[Music]
wife all for
two uh Chan the quick say something
funny
then I want you to know that there may
be some times when I'm I may not be
around um like
this but I'll still always come back
like
this and sometimes I may be away
longer like
[Music]
this but I'll still always come
back like
[Music]
this and sometimes I'll want you to
steal third and I'll go like this
[Music]
he is so amazing I know look at him
Ben
Ben hey
Ben nothing I don't think that's his
name oh look look he's closing his
eyes oh look he's opening his
eyes he doesn't do much much does
he no this is pretty much
[Music]
it you guys want to get some coffee yeah
yeah man I'll see you guys later
[Music]
oh look he's closing his eyes again
that's that's
cool how's it going right don't stare
okay she just f finished throwing his
clothes off the balcony now there's just
a lot of gesturing and arm waving okay
that is either how could you or enormous
breast here he
comes
uh I am uh to say goodbye okay bye-bye
[Laughter]
[Applause]
Paulo I really hate you for what you did
to Rachel but I still have five of these
so heated at 375 until the cheese
bubbles
conat by way I just want to tell you and
I I think I'd speak for everyone when I
say how could someone get a hold of your
credit card number I have no idea but
look how much they spent Monica would
you calm down the credit card people
said you only have to pay for the stuff
that you bought still just such Reckless
spending I think when somebody steals
your credit card they've kind of already
thrown caution to the
win wow what a geek they spent $69.95 on
a Wonder
Mop that's
[Laughter]
me oh the yuck FR he's doing it again
Marcel stop humping the land stop
humping now Marcel come come back come
here Marcel oh no no not in my room I'll
get him Ross you've got to do something
about the humping what it's it's just a
phase well that's what we said about
Joey he would you all relax it's not
that big a deal Marcel stop it Marcel
Bad Monkey what let's just say my
Curious George doll is no longer curious
[Music]
T are we greeting each other this way
now because I like
that look I cleaned I did the windows I
did the floors I been used all those
attachments on the vacuum except for
that little round one with the bristles
I don't know what that's for oh yeah
nobody knows and we're not supposed to
ask oh what do you think very clean
really looks great very clean
oh I I I see you move the green
ottoman how did that
happen I don't know I I thought it
looked better there and I and also it's
an extra Cedar on the coffee
table yeah it's
interesting but you know what just for
fun let's see what it looked like in the
old
spot just to compare
see ha well it looks good there too
let's just leave it there for a
while can't believe you tried to move
the green
ottoman thank God you didn't try to Fan
out the magazines I mean she'll scratch
your eyes right
out guys I am not that bad yeah you are
Monica remember I lived with you you
were like a little you
know that is so unfair oh come on when
we were kids yours was the only raggedy
andall that wasn't
raggedy okay so I'm responsible I'm
organized but hey I can be a
c all right you madap
gal try to imagine this the phone bill
arrives but you don't pay it right away
why not because you're a
c instead you wait until they send you a
notice
I could do that okay okay then uh you
let me go grocery shopping and I buy
laundry detergent but it's not the one
with the easy poor spout why would
someone do
that one might
wonder someone's left a glass on the
coffee table there's no coaster it's a
cold drink it's a hot day little beads
of condensation are inching their way
closer and closer to the surface of the
wood stop it
oh my God it's true who am I Monica your
mom go to bed guys all right night
Monica M you're gonna leave your shoes
out
here
uh-huh really just just casually strewn
about in that Reckless halfhazard
manner doesn't matter I'll get him
tomorrow or
not
whenever she is a
cook oh I miss you
already can you believe this happened no
no and yet it did
goodbye Janice Kiss
Me Oh Chandler
sorry oh Chandler
sorry hey Janice I'm Monica okay well
this was very
special great come see who's out
here what's going oh my God Janice hi hi
Janice is going to go away
now I'll be right back
oh Joey look who it is
whoa oh good Joey's home now this is so
much fun this is like a reunion in the
hall oh hi Ross yeah there's someone I
want you to say hi
to he just happened to call hello BR yes
that's right it's me how do you
know keep the
change thanks Lizzy sure you don't want
a pretzel no I'm fine thanks see
you
huh a
thumb I know I know I opened it up and
there it was just floating in there like
this tiny little hitchhiker
well maybe it's a contest you know like
collect all five so pretty this must
have cost him a fortune I can't believe
he did this come on Ross remember back
in college when he fell in love with
Carol and bought her that ridiculously
expensive Crystal
duck what did you just say
[Applause]
Crystal
[Applause]
duck no no no the um the love
part
FN oh my
god oh no no no no that's good just keep
rubbing your head that'll Turn Back Time
this is unbelievable I mean this is
unbelievable I know this is really
really huge no it's not it's small it's
tiny it's peed it's
we uhuh I don't think any of our lives
are ever going to be the same ever
again okay is there a mute button on
this
woman I think this is so great I mean
you en boss did you have any idea no
none I mean my first night in the city
he mentioned something about asking me
out but nothing ever happened so I just
what what else did he say I mean does he
like want to go out with me well given
that he's desperately in love with you
he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup
of coffee or
something
what all this time well I've got to talk
to him yeah he's in China the country
this flight doesn't leave for another 45
more minutes what about the time
difference from here to the airport
yes you're never going to make it well
I've got to try Rachel what are you
going to say to
him I I don't know well then maybe you
shouldn't go he's right cuz if you're
just going to like break his heart
that's the kind of thing that can wait
yeah but if it's good news you should
tell him now I don't know maybe I'll
know when I see him here look all right
does this help
[Music]
can you see my nipples through this
shirt no but don't worry I'm sure
they're still
there where are you going Mr Su man well
I have an appointment to see Dr Robert
pilman career counselor
Agogo I added the
Agogo career counselor hey you guys all
know what you want to do I
don't hey you guys in the living room
I'll know what you want to do you know
you have goals you have dreams I don't
have a dream uh the Lesser known I don't
have a dream
speech oh I love my life I love my life
a Bryant
song the meeting with that guy went
great so great he showed me where the
restaurant's going to be it's it's it's
this cute little place on 10th Street
it's not too big it's not too small it's
just right was it formerly by a blonde
woman and some bears everybody sh uh
Central Perk is proud to present the
music of Miss Phoebe
buet thanks hi um I want to start with a
song that's about that moment when you
suddenly realize what life is really all
about okay here we
[Music]
go okay thank you very much York City
has no power and the milk is getting
sour but to me it is not scary cuz I
stay away from
[Music]
dairy this guy says hello I want to kill
myself are you okay sweetie I just feel
like someone reached down my throat
grabbed my small intestine pulled it out
of my mouth and tied it around my neck
cookie Carol moved her stuff out
today let me get you some coffee
thanks no oh no no don't stop cleansing
my
aura don't just leave my aura alone
okay I'll be fine all right really
everyone I hope would be very happy no
you don't no I don't to hell with her
she left
me and you never knew she was a
lesbian no okay why does everyone keep
fixating on
that she didn't know how should I
know sometimes I wish I was a
lesbian did I say that out loud
all right Ross look you're feeling a lot
of pain right now you're angry you're
hurting can I tell you what the answer
is strip
joints come on you're single have some
hormon see but I don't want to be single
okay I just I just I just want to be
married
again and I just want a million dollars
a
[Music]

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Vocabulary Meanings

considering

/kənˈsɪdərɪŋ/

B2
  • verb
  • - thinking carefully about something, typically before making a decision.

aware

/əˈwer/

B1
  • adjective
  • - having knowledge or perception of a situation or fact.

considering

/kənˈsɪdərɪŋ/

B2
  • verb
  • - thinking carefully about something, typically before making a decision.

considering

/kənˈsɪdərɪŋ/

B2
  • verb
  • - thinking carefully about something, typically before making a decision.

considering

/kənˈsɪdərɪŋ/

B2
  • verb
  • - thinking carefully about something, typically before making a decision.

considering

/kənˈsɪdərɪŋ/

B2
  • verb
  • - thinking carefully about something, typically before making a decision.

considering

/kənˈsɪdərɪŋ/

B2
  • verb
  • - thinking carefully about something, typically before making a decision.

considering

/kənˈsɪdərɪŋ/

B2
  • verb
  • - thinking carefully about something, typically before making a decision.

considering

/kənˈsɪdərɪŋ/

B2
  • verb
  • - thinking carefully about something, typically before making a decision.

considering

/kənˈsɪdərɪŋ/

B2
  • verb
  • - thinking carefully about something, typically before making a decision.

considering

/kənˈsɪdərɪŋ/

B2
  • verb
  • - thinking carefully about something, typically before making a decision.

flaw

/flɔː/

B1
  • noun
  • - a mark, blemish, or other imperfection that mars a substance or object.

annoying

/əˈnɔɪɪŋ/

B1
  • adjective
  • - causing irritation or annoyance.

pronouncing

/prəˈnaʊnsɪŋ/

B2
  • verb
  • - enunciate or articulate words.

chaotic

/ˈkeɪɒtɪk/

B2
  • adjective
  • - in a state of complete confusion and disorder.

flatness

/ˈflætnəs/

B2
  • noun
  • - the quality of being flat.

endearing

/ɪnˈdɪərɪŋ/

B2
  • adjective
  • - inspiring affection.

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Key Grammar Structures

  • Chandler Chandler is my name and uh hi yes you said that yes yes I did but what I didn't say was what I was about to say what I wanted to say was uh would you like to go out with me sometime

    ➔ Indirect Speech & Tag Questions

    ➔ The line demonstrates a complex use of indirect speech (“what I didn’t say was…”) and tag questions (“yes, yes I did?”) to convey Chandler’s nervousness and rambling thought process. The repetition emphasizes his struggle to articulate his feelings.

  • Monica you look just like your grandmother how old was she there 1939 yeah uh 24 25 huh

    ➔ Question Formation & Interjections

    ➔ The line features a direct question (“how old was she there?”) followed by a confirmation and clarification of the answer. The use of “uh” and “huh” are interjections indicating hesitation and seeking confirmation.

  • I just don't want to give them any more ammunition than they already have

    ➔ Quantifiers & Comparative Adjectives

    ➔ The phrase uses the quantifier “any more” and the comparative structure “than they already have” to express the idea of limiting further opportunities for criticism. “Ammunition” is used metaphorically.

  • well the hair comes out and the gloves come off with this

    ➔ Phrasal Verbs & Parallel Structure

    ➔ The sentence uses the phrasal verbs “comes out” and “come off” to describe a transformation. The parallel structure (“the hair comes out and the gloves come off”) creates a rhythmic effect and emphasizes the simultaneous actions.

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