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[English]

Uh, Ra, what's Hugsy doing in the crib

with Emma?

>> Oh, well, she was just crawling around

and she found him, so I just let her

sleep with him.

>> That's all right, isn't it?

>> Oh, of course. Yeah, it's a stuffed

animal. You know, it's for kids, not for

adults.

>> I know that.

>> Joey, are you sure? I mean, I know how

much you love him. Rachel, let's be

clear on this, okay? I do not love

Hugsy.

>> I like him a normal amount.

>> All right. Well, Emma loves him.

>> Yeah. Well, why wouldn't she? He's a

wonderful person.

Look at you. All sweet and innocent,

sleeping like an angel with Emma's

chubby little hands wrapped around you.

>> It's okay, Emma. You stay asleep.

>> Step away from THE CRIB. I'M 11.

>> IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY, RA. IT'S ME. Put

down the scrunchie.

What are you doing?

>> Well, I heard Emma stirring, so so I

came in to make sure she could reach

Hugsy.

>> Oh.

>> Oh, thanks.

>> All right. Well, now that I'm up, I'm

going to go to the bathroom.

>> Okay. There you go, sweetie.

This isn't over.

>> Hey. Hey, look who's here. It's Joey.

And he brought home a friend.

>> Joey? Emma's right here. You promised

not to bring girls home in the middle of

the day anymore.

>> No, no, no. It's not a girl. It's

a brand new Hugsy.

>> Oh, that's so great. Now Emma has two

Hugsies.

>> No, no, no, no, no, no. Emma has one

Hugsy. The new Hugsy. Huh.

>> The other Hugsy. I don't know. I guess

I'll just take him back.

>> Oh, you know what? When I was a little

girl, I had a little pink pony named

Cotton. Oh, I loved her so much. I took

her everywhere. I would braid her tail.

>> Make the transfer

>> now. Now, should I be concerned that a

button fell off the old Hugsy and I

can't find it?

>> Oh, no. Don't worry about it. I

swallowed that years ago.

>> Oh, what? I don't think she likes the

new Hugsy.

>> But he's the same.

>> Yeah, I think she wants the old one

back.

>> Yeah, but he's the same.

>> Joey, come on. He's the same.

>> You're not the same.

>> Trying to put Emma down for a nap. Have

you seen Hugsy?

>> Uh, original or crappy?

>> Original?

>> No. Sorry, I haven't seen him.

>> Then what's that big lump under your

covers?

>> It's Monica. Okay,

>> that is not Monica.

>> All right, fine. It's original Hugsy.

You know, now I know Emma wants him, but

he's mine and I need him. She's being

unreasonable.

>> Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves

that STUPID PENGUIN SO MUCH. OH, DON'T

COVER ITS EARS.

>> It's because it reminds her of her uncle

Joey.

>> It does?

>> Yeah. And she's comforted by him because

she loves her uncle Joey so much.

>> Really? She She loves me.

>> Oh, yeah.

But you know what? If you need Hugsy,

don't worry. Emma will totally

understand. I won't, but whatever.

>> Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.

Wait a minute, Ma. I mean, if if if

Hugsy means that much to Emma, then

Well, she can have him.

>> Oh, sweet. I knew Uncle Joey would step

up. Look, Emma, look who's back.

>> Forget it. Forget it. I can't do it.

>> Are you You're GOING TO TAKE USY AWAY

FROM A LITTLE CHILD?

>> HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT HIM IN the first

place?

>> Here. Ready to play?

>> Okay.

>> I brought a bunch of stuff for the

house. So, check it out.

>> What's this?

>> That's a dog. Every house should have a

dog. Not one that can pee on the roof.

>> Maybe it's so big because the house was

built on radioactive waste.

>> And is this in case the house sneezes?

No, no. That's the ghost for the attic.

>> I don't want a ghost.

>> Well, nobody wants a ghost.

>> But you've got one because the house is

sitting on an ancient Indian burial

ground.

>> Wait a minute. The house was built on

radioactive waste and an ancient Indian

burial ground.

That would never happen.

Sorry I uh I scared you in there.

>> Oh, that's okay.

By the way, I was just checking the

shower massager.

>> Yeah.

>> Hey, tried to reach you at work. There's

been a fire.

>> What? Oh my Oh my god.

What happened? Well, we believe it

originated here

in the aroma room.

>> All right. Did everyone get out? Okay.

>> Well, the draft's okay. And so is the

pirate.

>> What is this?

>> No, Phoebe. Don't look. You don't want

to see what's under there.

>> The the foster puppet.

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

>> Hey, Rich. I uh got you a little

present.

I'll open it.

It's a slinky.

Remember, huh? For walks downstairs,

alone impairs. Everyone knows it's

just a big spring.

All right. You're still mad at me

because of the whole

>> horrible and degrading list of reasons

not to be with me.

>> How about from now on we just call it

the unfortunate incident?

Hey, Gunther. You got stairs in your

place?

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Donuts. There we go.

>> Hey guys.

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

>> What's in the bag?

>> Just some presents.

>> Come on. Show us what you bought.

>> You know you want to.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. This is a picture frame from Ben

to my parents. A cute.

>> I got some uh hers and hers towels for

Susan and Carol.

>> And uh I got this blouse for mom.

>> Boss, that is gorgeous.

>> Look at these authentic fake medals.

>> Tell you mom's going to be voted best

dressed at the Makebelie Military

Academy.

>> Hey.

>> Hey. Hey.

>> Happy Christmas Eve, Eve. You

>> Oh my god. Where did you get this?

>> Uh Macy's third floor home furnishings.

>> This is my father. This is a picture of

my dad.

>> I know my life's gone pretty well, but I

look around and I just see so many

people who have accomplished so many of

their goals by the time they're 30.

>> Yeah, but you shouldn't compare yourself

to me.

I did it. One mile on a hippity hop.

>> That's it. That's everything I wanted to

do before I was 30. Except I wanted to

patch things up with my sister.

>> OH WELL. BUT y

>> and and girls, this thing is a godsend,

if you know what I mean.

Woo!

>> Here's my boy. Here's my boy. And here's

his Barbie.

>> What's uh what's my boy doing with the

Barbie?

>> He picked it out at the toy store

himself. He loves it. He carries it

everywhere. It's like a security

blanket, but with ski boots and a kicky

beret.

Yeah, it's it's it's cute. Why why why

does he have it again?

>> So, it's got a doll. So, what?

>> Unless you're afraid he's going to grow

up to be in show business.

>> This wouldn't have anything to do with

that who's been raised by two women,

would it?

>> You know what? It's fine. If you're okay

with the Barbie thing, so am I. Give

daddy the Barbie. Give Give me the

Barbie. Okay. How about Don't you want

to play with a monster truck?

No. Okay. How about a dino soldier?

>> That's it. I cannot make this decision.

It is too difficult. So, I am just going

to leave it entirely up to the gods of

fate.

>> A magic eightball. Oh, you can't be

serious. You can't make this decision

with a toy. Oh, it's not a toy.

>> Well, I don't know what else to do. I

mean, I either keep my wife and lose one

of my my best friends or I keep my

friend and get divorced for the second

time before I'm 30. So, so if anyone

else has has a better suggestion, let's

hear it because I I got nothing. All

right, don't be shy. Any suggestion will

do.

Okay, then.

Here we go.

Magic eightball. Should I never see

Rachel again?

Ask again later.

Later is not good enough.

Ask again later.

>> What the hell? This is broken. It is

broken.

>> Let me see.

Will Chandler have sex tonight?

Don't count on it.

>> Oh, what you got there? Something else

that's not yours that you can break?

>> No. Um, I know you like this and I I

want you to have it. I think it'll look

good in our apartment.

>> Thank you.

>> That's fine. I noticed you've picked out

a lot of our dinosaur items.

>> Oh, yeah. Actually, that's one of the

reasons why we are not a couple.

>> I chose those. I'm a paleontologist.

>> Really? That is so cool. Oh. Oh, yeah.

Don't get too worked up over it. I mean,

it sounds like he's a doctor, but he's

not.

>> Oh, no. No. I'm fascinated by

paleontology. Have you read the new

Walter Alvarez book?

>> Yeah, I I teach it in my class.

>> Oh my god. Standing at a cash register.

I'm holding a credit card and I'm bored.

>> Swear if you try it, you will love it.

>> All right. If I do this, can we at least

discuss sex on the balcony?

>> Absolutely.

>> I don't know how that discussion is

going to go.

>> Fine. You can have the bath, but I am

taking your boat now. You're just a girl

in a tub.

>> Hey.

>> Hi, Bubbles. Manly.

>> Well, I just thought I would drop by and

let you know how it went with Joey.

>> You told her.

>> She pulled it out of me. She's like a

conversational wizard.

>> How did it go?

>> Well, you were wrong. He doesn't like

me.

>> What? Yeah. How would you like it if I

sent you to Lee Major's house and I told

you that he liked you and you went down

there and you found out that he didn't

like you? How would you feel?

>> I don't think I'd care. Really? Lee

Major is hot.

>> Hello.

>> We're in the bathroom.

>> Why?

>> Because it's a relaxing and enjoyable

time.

>> What are you guys doing in here?

Oh my god. A friend he's looking at

differently,

but it's wrong. It's Rachel.

>> You like Rachel?

>> Hey, look. It's no big deal, okay?

Phoebe and I talked about it. It's just

a crush. It's going to go away. Dude,

you got to rearrange your bubbles. Whoa.

>> No. Yes. Oh. Oh, would you look at that,

Monica? I just knocked off all your top

scores. How sad.

>> Okay, I'm next. No, don't start another

game. I said I was next. Phoebe. Oh, I'm

sorry. I couldn't hear you over all the

winning.

>> Chandler. Phoebe's hogging the game.

>> Who cares? It's a stupid game.

>> Oh, you only think it's stupid cuz you

suck at it.

>> I don't suck. It sucks.

You suck.

>> Wait. Okay. If this game is going to

cause problems between the two of you,

then maybe I should just keep it. No,

no, no, no. I love it. It is a great

present. But yeah, in fact, why don't

you go home and wait for the thank you

card?

>> Why do you want to play this game so

badly?

>> Yeah, it's not like it spits out a Clark

bar after every game.

>> Okay, maybe that's it. Come on. Get out.

Out of the chair. Come on. Come on. Out

of the chair. Oh, come.

>> Well, Glattus, say hello to your new

home.

Oh my. Wow. Oh, she is so nice and big.

OH, MONICA, where are you going to

display Glattus oh so proudly?

You haven't really settled on a spot

yet.

>> Well, hey, how about right above the TV?

That way, it will be the first thing

that you see when you walk in the door.

Yeah. Yeah. And you can get rid of that

French poster. I like that poster.

Really doesn't have anything coming out

of it.

Or maybe there's some place for her in

your bedroom.

>> Oh, THERE'S NOTHING ABOVE YOUR BED.

>> Are you still here?

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
crib /krɪb/ A2	noun - a small bed with high sides for a baby
crawling /ˈkrɔːlɪŋ/ B1	verb - to move on the hands and knees
stuffed /stʌft/ A2	adjective - filled with soft material; also very full
innocent /ˈɪ.nə.sənt/ B2	adjective - not guilty of a crime or wrongdoing; pure and simple
angel /ˈeɪn.dʒəl/ A2	noun - a spiritual being believed to act as a messenger of God
scrunchie /ˈskrʌn.tʃi/ C1	noun - a fabric-covered elastic hair tie
burial /ˈbʌr.i.əl/ B2	noun - the act of placing a dead body in the ground
radioactive /ˌreɪ.di.oʊˈæk.tɪv/ C1	adjective - emitting or relating to radiation
ghost /ɡoʊst/ A2	noun - the spirit or soul of a dead person, often thought to appear to the living
paleontology /ˌpeɪ.li.ɒnˈtɒl.ə.dʒi/ C1	noun - the scientific study of fossils and ancient life forms
dinosaur /ˈdaɪ.nə.sɔːr/ A2	noun - any of a large group of extinct reptiles that lived millions of years ago
magic /ˈmædʒɪk/ B1	noun - the use of supernatural powers to influence events adjective - having qualities that seem mysterious or wonderful
decision /dɪˈsɪʒ.ən/ B2	noun - a conclusion or resolution reached after consideration
suggestion /səˈdʒes.tʃən/ B2	noun - an idea or plan put forward for consideration
unreasonable /ʌnˈriː.zən.ə.bəl/ C1	adjective - not based on good sense or fairness; excessive
comfort /ˈkʌm.fɚt/ B1	noun - a state of physical ease and freedom from pain or distress verb - to give someone relief from distress or discomfort
conversation /ˌkɒn.vəˈseɪ.ʃən/ B2	noun - an informal talk between two or more people

Key Grammar Structures

• She was just crawling around and she found him, so I just let her sleep with him.

  ➔ Past continuous vs. past simple

  ➔ Use "was crawling" (past continuous) to describe an ongoing past action, and "found" (past simple) to refer to a completed event.

• Now that I'm up, I'm going to go to the bathroom.

  ➔ Temporal conjunction "now that"

  ➔ "Now that" introduces a reason or background condition: because I’m now awake.

• Step away from THE CRIB. I'M 11.

  ➔ Imperative with a bare verb

  ➔ An imperative uses the base form "step" to give a direct order.

• Unless you're afraid he's going to grow up to be in show business.

  ➔ Conditional clause with "unless"

  ➔ "Unless" introduces the only exception to the condition: if not afraid, the statement doesn’t apply.

• It's like a security blanket, but with ski boots and a kicky beret.

  ➔ Simile with "like"

  ➔ "Like" introduces a comparison, showing what the object reminds someone of.

• If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand.

  ➔ First conditional: if + present simple … will + infinitive

  ➔ Use the first conditional to express a real future possibility: if this happens, then that will follow.

• Should I never see Rachel again?

  ➔ Inversion in questions with modal "should"

  ➔ In questions with modals, invert subject and modal: "Should I…?" instead of "I should…?"

• I either keep my wife and lose one of my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced for the second time before I'm 30.

  ➔ Correlative conjunction "either…or"

  ➔ "Either…or" presents two exclusive alternatives: one action or the other.