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[English]

there you go that's gate 11 okay who's

next please meanwhile back at checkin

it's a very special day for this happy

couple where are you flying to today

Disneyland Los Angeles we're getting

married in Disneyland a congratulations

yeah thanks right just need to washer a

couple of security questions did you

pack the cases yourself yes we did

unfortunately we didn't receive any help

from the seven dwares and do your bags

contain any sharp objects no only the

bur

Necessities we both love Disney don't we

it's all right we've actually bought a

personal DVD player with us so he can

watch The Aristocats on the flight we

watched that one last night yeah but you

do actually have to watch The Aristocats

more than once to really appreciate the

nuances it's a great film The Arista

cats I shouldn't really like it because

I am actually allergic to cats she comes

out in her rash but luckily these are

cartoon cats so they never come out the

screen I'm telling you when Bambi's

mother died I cried every day for a

fortnite I'm sorry Jeff I'm not putting

myself through that again oh look can we

go in there in case they got something

Disney it's a chemist yeah but they

might have some we need the pool to pads

come on why do I like Disney so

much probably cuz I'm quite

thick Simon and Jackie Trent are

Britain's first husband and wife pilot

team set heading 092 heading 092 set set

speed

470 speed 470 I haven't finished setting

the speed yet Simon sorry can we just do

one thing at a time

please right the speed is set well I've

been flying commercially for 15 years

now and Jackie was a dental nurse I was

a dental hygienist there is a difference

you know that Simon you do know that he

does know that and then Jackie felt she

wanted to retrain and become a pilot he

had an affair he had an affair with one

of the stewardesses it wasn't an affair

it was a one night thing well that makes

it worse how does that make it worse it

just does I did what any woman would do

I spent 5 years retraining as a pilot

and now I come on all the flights with

him we decided it was the best way

forward yeah you decided it was the best

please don't undermine me all the time

Simon yes 5 years later here I am

qualified as the first officer and it

saved our marriage it's allowed us to

trust each other again isn't

it

yeah where you going Simon I'm just

going to the toilet you went to the

toilet over Norway that was over an hour

ago who are you going to be talking to

Simon who are you going to be screwing

in the

toilets what not always easy uh you know

living together working together I mean

we have squabbles like any married

couple not like any married cup or when

one of them's had an

affair the early morning our lady Air

flight from Cork has hit turbulence but

cabin crew member ferle is quick to

reassure his passengers hello do your

name

Holly your mommy tells me you've been

feeling a wee bit scared is that right

yeah she just gets a little bit

frightened especially with all the T

Ence oh you don't need to worry about

that that's just like a we little pocket

of air like driving along a bumpy road

you see yeah I I've got somebody who's

going to look after you would you like

to meet him yeah hello my name is

Brandon Oar I'd like to be your best

friend oh say thank you thank you 35

year

old Ian foot is the airport's Chief

immigration officer his job is to Prov

vent illegal immigrants from entering

the

UK working in Immigration you do

sometimes get labeled with the racism

tag I do take my job very seriously but

I'm not in any way racist in fact one of

my best friends is friends with a man

who's black and he's very

black oh yeah man he's black

yeah earlier today Ian stopped a

passenger at passport control whom he

believes is trying to gain unlawful

access into the

country do you

understand why I have brought you

here no I don't well it's clear to me

that you've got a forged passport no I

haven't oh it's a forgery all right very

good one I'll grant you that but uh

there is one slight giveaway and what is

that there is no such country as Liberia

yes there is it's in Africa oh in Africa

you say it's on a map look on a map all

right I will look on a map yeah I think

I'm going to enjoy this

right Liberia you say yes yes got a new

one Chris

Liberia Africa Africa Africa okay so Mrs

Mutu would you be so kind has to point

out the location of this so-called

Liberia

there oh yes just hidden underneath the

early

own what I'm going to do is I'm going to

let you in this time but I would advise

you in future to travel with a large

Atlas or Globe so you can prove to

people you haven't made up your country

good day this is the

disgraceful you are a very ignorant man

all right I am disgusted by the way that

I have been treated okay may I Live Now

yes you have insulted the people of my

country yeah I'm actually on my lunch

break now so anything else you say

doesn't really count

oh don't know what R her

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cage people come from far and wide to

work at the airport

Tommy is obsessed with planes and it's

always been his dream to work in the

aviation industry I really really really

want to be a pilot but I found out that

you have to have passed lots of exam ex

tests to be one so what I've decided to

do instead is to get myself a job at the

airport and then work my way up to being

a

pilot uh

cheeseburger press cheeseburger

large chocolate

milkshake press large chocolate

milkshake chicken

nuggets press chicken

nuggets two apple

pies press apple pie

press it again I find it quite

complicated but now that I've served my

first customer I think I'm definitely on

my way to becoming a pilot now ask would

you like fries for that would you like

fries for that yeah not me him so next

time you're on a plane listen out

because you might just hear a voice

saying ladies and gentlemen welcome on

board this is Captain Tommy speaking

would you like fries with

that the Our Lady Air flight to Dublin

is boarding and ferle is breaking in a

new

steward I'm really excited about today

as it goes cuz I just qualified as a

steward this is me first ever flight and

you know being stew is great you know uh

the money's not bad you get to travel a

lot and uh me loes a birds

right or cocko van or cocko van I had a

cocko van last name all right yeah my

friend just bought a Transit

Co I might be wrong but I got a feeling

that the guy I'm working with could be

gay get you I ain't got nothing against

him but I'm not one myself so what I'm

going to do is I'm going to suddenly

mention that I'm straight and uh hope he

get a message any D free today any free

today any D free today any free to any

duty free for you today any duty free

for you today any duty free for you

today yes I'm Chanel Number five please

oh certainly madam there you go that's

what my girlfriend

likes oh right yeah I bought for me

girlfriend cuz me girlfriend likes it

cuz I really love me

girlfriend

great

girlfriend I don't know what it is about

Lee but I'm getting quite a gay vibe

from him mind you you know what they say

what's the difference between a straight

man and a bisexual two pins a

lger another pine of lger yeah all right

before their return flight tomorrow Lee

and fergo have been booked into a hotel

in Dublin what's up Ain you drinking no

I like to stay in

control you ra me

up so why can't stand on

mountains You Raise Me

Up to walk of storm re see

Simon and Jackie Trent are Britain's

first husband and wife pilot Team 5

years ago Simon had an affair but the

couple are Keen to put the incident

behind them having retrained as a pilot

Jackie now accompanies Simon on all his

flights obviously it can be stressful

you you live together you work together

you I don't find it stressful what I'm

saying is you know sometimes there is

that danger that you've had a row at

home and you bring it into work no not a

problem for

me Swift bir 240° to intercept the ILS

240 degrees to intercept the ILS swift

bird swift bird when established clear

to descend on the ILS for Runway 27

right report at for Delta clear to

descend on the ILS swift

bird can I just say you've got a really

lovely

voice uh thank you yeah just got really

lovely velvety

tones thanks I'm first officer Jackie

Trent by the

way uh I'm Nigel Stow uh nice to speak

to you Jackie

out are you on

Facebook repeat that over are you on

Facebook over Jackie I just really want

to see what you look

like uh for the record I'm tall I've got

black hair and a mustache you sound po

over Jackie we've begun out of scent I

need you to concentrate oh excuse me

Simon I'm not the one who screwed

someone

else just to say you're clear for Final

Approach thank

you did you Sky PL strictly yes who we'

all did Peter sorry Judith when we

boarded the flyow cruise liner we were

shown to our qu

in the bowels of the ship only to

discover that our cabin was flooded way

steep with sea water but we thought oh

let's get on with it it's only our

bottom halfes they're going to get wet

so we set sail Peter I'm talking it's

very rude sorry Judas so we set sail and

we'd only just left the port at Athens

when it emerged that all 780 passengers

on board the vessel had contracted

dentry you had to queue for 14 P you and

I are going to come to blows in a

minute you had to queue for 14 hours to

use the lever Well we'd been waiting 13

hours and it was very nearly our turn

when we heard gunshots and discovered

that the boat had been boarded by

Pirates they rounded up all the

passet They rounded up all the

passengers on deck and singled out Peter

and I and took us hostage which meant we

missed the buffet we were then taken to

a room and told that one of us was going

to have to perform sexual acts upon the

Pirates at gunpoint well I po my hand in

the air and volunteered Peter but before

my husband had a chance to engage in

anything other than mile foreplay with

three of the men the boat was stormed by

the Greek Coast Guard there was a Sho

tow bodies everywhere and just as I

thought surely this Cruise can't get any

worse we discovered that the cab that

night was John baram that's when I voke

down our lady air cabin crew fergo and

Lee are working the return flight from

Dublin

what open last night was very much a

oneoff I've told fergo that I think just

cuz you have sex with a guard don't make

you gay Lee certainly knows how to

please a man it was mindblowing he threw

me around the room like a ragd doll it

was the most intense animalistic erotic

Encounter of my

life your girlfriend don't see this

Tommy came to the airport to pursue his

dream of becoming a pilot but so far

he's only made it as far as happy burer

yeah it's going really well I'm near a

pilot just yet but I have got three

stars on my name badge uh this one was

for being a week this one was for

putting the cheese into cheeseburgers

and this one was for mopping up sick in

fact they're so impressed with me

they've actually made me be assistant

supervisor so now it's my job to train

up the new staff can I have a burger

please burger burger Fresh Burger freshh

burger onion rings onion rings onion

rings press onon Rings press on

rings I do still like to have the

supervisor with me just to make sure I'm

doing it right fries fries fries what

size fries what fries size what fries

fries small small small press small then

press small then

strawberry milkshake strawberry

milkshake chocolate milkshake no

strawberry milkshake no strawberry

milkshake no strawberry milkshake I have

to be careful though if I get too many

stars there's a danger I may become over

qualified to be a pilot can I have the

code for the toilet please can I have

the code for the toilet please can I

have the code for the toilet please

295

245 361 Penny's flight to New York is

just minutes from takeoff

look at her disgusting little piggy oh

look at him guzzling champagne like some

filthy Backstreet Wier H excuse me would

you take a phot office please right

that's it I what have we done wrong lwd

Behavior excuse me loutishness

coarseness an all around General uksm

come on on your feet chop chop out we're

not going anywhere you've been nothing

but rude to us since the moment we got

here

air air air air raage unfortunately I

had no option but to have those two

passengers ejected from the plane stand

up please stand up for me please mam my

recommendation will be that they are

banned from all future air travel so

perhaps next time they're on a plane

they'll think about their

behavior well they won't be on a plane

but you know what I mean every day

thousands of items of luggage pass

through the

airport there Ed by handers like John

and his son Terry n this ain't the

easiest job in the world this all people

do is moan abouts don't they Dad yeah

they say we're always on strike or

always stealing stuff from the luggage

yeah but if we're on strike we can't be

stealing stuff from the luggage can we

and if we're stealing stuff from the

luggage we must be at work so the idea

that we're always doing both at the same

time is just not true yeah people moan

that their bags always end up in the

wrong places so the thing is if we

supposed to get a bag on a flight to New

York and we miss it we just sling it on

a plate to Delhi then at least that way

the passenger's got the Peace of Mind of

knowing that their bag has left Landon

yeah and the cases are getting heavy up

oh yes a nightmare some people can't go

abroad without taking the kitchen sink

nowadays well ain't a problem for you

you don't lift no cases no more now I

put me back out 200 2003 so I don't lift

no bags no more nah n I'm lucky not to

be in a wheelchair me yeah you was only

lifting an umbrella yeah had a woodn't

handle

though sh S I would like a complaint

form please what's the problem well we

booked a holiday through your so-call

company and we have had the holiday from

hell it was our anniversary so we booked

to go to Cyprus it all started when we

got off the plane yes thank you Peter it

all started when we got off the plane

and discovered that the flyow hotel

complex hadn't been built yet it was

just a mound of Earth well that was was

our first disappointment but we thought

ho home let's get on with it and we dug

a hole in the ground and stayed there we

B for a continental V yes thank you

Peter we booked for a continental

breakfast meats and cheeses a selection

of pastries a choice of tea or coffee

but there was no food at all not a

sausage yeah you're now complicating

matters Peter because In fairness to fly

low they never promis sausages sorry j

this apology accepted Peter yes there

was no food whatsoever but we thought ho

hum no point Point feeling sorry for

ourselves and we survived on a diet of

insects and grubs I'm a vegetarian so I

just ate soil yes I was coming to that

Peter Peter is a vegetarian so he just

ate soil now the problem was I don't

know if the soil hadn't been cooked

properly but Peter had a very very bad

upset stomach new stools oh Peter don't

be disgusting we don't need to hear

about that sorry Jud thisth Peter had

very loose stalls and for the remainder

of the trip was lying on the ground

touching his guts with a cork up his

anus wasn't the worst holiday we've been

on but it's certainly up there we're

flying to Rome today so I put in a

special food order for all the we

Italian folk on board for Stardust we e

melon with palas Pam then spaghetti

hoops and for

dessert a

corneto we were meant to have some nice

Italian red wine but it didn't arrive so

I'm just giving everyone a card and AR

Rina right who's ready for lunch we you

be dining this today we you be dining

yes please father ordered a special meal

that's right 17d Mr ammed yes I have it

right here there we are thank you oh

excuse me I ordered the halang meal what

have I given you you've given me a

kosher meal what it's all the same isn't

it no no Halal me is for Muslims and the

Koshi for Jews I think you'll find

there's only one true God and that's

Christian God enjoy your meal will you

be dining with us today will you be

dining with us today these number so

early today is because it's a we Lassie

who went at Flo chicken and I really

fancy her she most beautiful woman I've

ever seen thought she's so beautiful she

shouldn't be working here she should be

working at tanning salon I've never

actually spoke to her in the flesh but

last week I sent a love letter with a

chicken nugget C tape to it and today is

a big day cuz I'm going to ask her if

she wants to come out to dinner with me

tonight in fact I've actually booked a

table at KFC so fingers crossed

there's a queue

here

wait next please thank you sir where you

flying to

today baggage handlers at the

airport have their part to play in

keeping air travel safe one of the

things I like to do is carry out my own

personal security checks not part of our

official room is it dead no boy but I

feel it giv a public piece of mind you

know right what we got here yeah that

one looks good this one yeah Lou Von

yeah that yeah right okay it's got a

lock on it ah let no

B on there there we

go

right oh hello yeah you see now very

common is the laptop this could have

illegal images on it so we'll uh take

that home for further analysis right

right what else we got Alo gucky now the

thing about the shoes you can have

explosive devices in the heels so uh

we'll also take them home plus their my

size

look here we go very common problem this

the iPod yeah now you're not allowed to

have these on on take off or Landing

yeah we not going to be able to use it

it'll be in the H quite the principal

son right what we got in here what's it

chainel pour on now you're not allowed

liquids on board so uh yeah we set that

down now oh there an A in here you're

not allowed them we should take that out

hey we're not going to get nothing for

that down the market are we silly sod

right that one's good to

go yes I decided that the best thing to

do was for us to separate well actually

I said it first yeah but I thought of it

before you said it so technically Simon

it was my decision yeah I mean we're

still working together obviously uh

we're still living together we've only

got one bed room so we're still sharing

a bed the only difference really is that

we're not physically intimate with each

other well we haven't been for 5 Years

anyway no so I've just started

dogging really yes fance where did you

do that I'm the coldest sack what and

other people are there having sex yes we

having a gay old time anyone I know I

don't know I've only seen them from ways

down next please Tommy is still waiting

to ask Melody out for dinner and has now

been queuing for over an hour who's next

please you're next Who's Next

please hello where are you flying to

today

uh

pragi you mean Prague he next please do

you have a

ticket uh no okay tickets are

£375 right I didn't quite go according

to plan I've got to fly to the cze

Republic now which I shouldn't really do

cuz I'm supposed to start work in 10

minutes oh uh can you call KFC for me

and tell them I'm sorry but I'm going to

have to let the table

go by way of apology for the previous

debacle fow offered us a very good deal

on a package holiday to Colombia now as

soon as we came out of b as soon as came

out of bogatar airport Peter was bitten

by rabid dog within minutes he was

howling and foaming at the mouth my

first thought was can I have Peter put

down I looked into it but the doctor

said it was unethical yes thank you

Peter but the doctor said it was

unethical Peter became more and more ill

I had diarrhea and was projecti our

vomiting Peter don't be so cruel sorry

Judas Peter had diara and was projectile

vomiting if you'd spun him round you'd

have thought he was a Catherine whe so

we decided so I decided that the best

course of action was to take the first

plane home now while we were waiting at

the airport very Charming Man called

Carlos approached me and offered me

$5,000 to take his briefcase through

customs I had reservations Peter had

reservations but we were saving up for

loft conversion so I said yes and gave

the briefcase to Peter's Carri well we

learned the Peter if I could just get a

word in edgeway Sor you this I should

hope so too Peter when we landed in

England Peter was stopped at Customs

they searched the briefcase and found 20

kg of cocaine with a street value of

half a million Peter was arrested and is

looking at a prison sentence of no less

than 12 years if I had to make the

holiday out of five I'd struggle to give

it more than

three it was going to be a quiet day

anyway we only had two passengers booked

into first class and the passengers in

question have just cancell which is a

dreadful

shame hi Penny did you get the message

yeah Such a Pity they canceled no no no

no no the message about helping us out

in

economy piss

off Penny hasn't had to work in economy

for 20 years but today she has no

choice when you draw back to curtain uh

the first thing that really hits you is

the stench and it's the stench of The

Working Man I mean they're virtually

like apes you know so if if you come at

them with some food

they start attacking you

hot

hot hot I'm all right thanks no you

should take a hotel I I don't want it no

you need to take it I told you no

right Hotel our lady air cabin crew

member ferle is desperate to win the

steward of the Year competition but on

today's flight to Barcelona he's being

less than atten

as he's waiting for the nominations to

be announced well you're not supposed to

have your phone on during the flight it

can't interfere with the aircraft's

navigation system and could cause the

plane to crash but this is obviously a

very important

call ladies and gentlemen thank you for

flying our lady air we're about to begin

our so please fasten your seab bels and

see three Mar Excuse me yes we've only

been in the air for 40 minutes we can't

be landing in Barcelona yet no we are

we're landing at Shannon Barcelona

Shannon Barcelona that's right Shaman in

Island yes Madam in order to keep our

fair prices competitive we do sometimes

land at airports a little further away

from the city center but we're Landing

in Ireland that's nowhere near Barcelona

oh no don't worry a short coach transfer

to your final destination is included in

the price of your ticket chanon to Ross

Lair catch the ferry down a over over to

Cal through France across the Pyrenees

and into Barcelona in time for your

evening meal which evening Tuesday

that's absolutely excuse me can you

watch your language please Madam no I'm

just I don't want to have to use the

restraints hello

hello

hello can you turn the thrusters down I

can hardly hear thank you

yes really oh that's fantastic news

thank you so much I'll see you there yes

excuse me yeah you're not allowed to use

mobile phones on an airplane I could

report you for that oh really well I've

just been nominated for steart of the

year so shove that up your fat

ass mushroom it's 2 hours into the

flight to Florida and Penny is

struggling to come to terms with her new

environment don't touch me the noise the

people there's only one word to describe

Savages and I just poked my head in the

laboratorium it's positively medieval in

there

ladies and people of cattle class may I

have your attention please I have just

returned from an inspection of the

onboard convenience and one of you has

left it in a revolting State who didn't

flush come on who didn't

flush it was someone who had the

mushroom Roto hands up if you had the

mushroom Roto this whole frightful

situation would never occur in First

Class People In First Class don't forget

to flush they're very diligent flushers

and if they do it doesn't matter because

their stools are perfectly formed and

odor

free it's 10: a.m. and back down on the

ground the airport's flying school has a

very nervous visitor would you like to

come in now please happy Burger employee

Tommy is determined to follow his dream

of becoming a pilot and today he has a

make or break interview at the Flying

school

right name

Tommy Tommy what Tommy Reed

age

20

202

22 current

occupation

burus and what is your main

responsibility oh

buns qualifications do you have any GCS

uh well you see we don't have gcss in

Scotland we just have standards oh I'm

sorry do you have any standards no

do you have any hobbies or interests no

come on must be a think of something

oh

no finally do you have any medical

conditions that would prevent you from

becoming a pilot fear of

flying I think it went really well in

fact I don't think it could have gone

much better I wouldn't have be surprised

if they let me fly a plane tomorrow

oh did I get it sorry did I get it we'll

write to you oh no don't do that I can

read think I got it meanwhile in baggage

handling the strike is having an

unexpected effect I'm all for going on

strike me we don't work for fly L day

yeah but solidarity though ain't it boy

with my flyow brothers what about all

those cases from lown answer no point

the principal won't touch him right I'm

off where you going going on boy well

when you g can you do your washing up no

mate I'm on strike can

I question 41 at the pub Ray has decided

to host a quiz in a last Stitch effort

to keep his customers for more than 6

minutes George

Carter don't shout it out just write it

down question 2 a sporting teaser for

you how many ds championships has Eric

Bristo

won question 43 cotney Duo Chaz and Dave

had four top 10 heads can you name them

come back here right where are you going

right leave it what nickname was given

to the former England cricket captain

Ian bam get off a woman got a p c this

popular Irish broadcaster was the first

presenter of the BBC W quiz show blankly

blank he who played AR Sally in wor Gage

how many years have these Enders been

running who wrote The Da maale cartoon

strip FR

B Miss carry on rer starred in bless

this house

who ination

Street which city

I think that work very well

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
pilot /ˈpaɪlət/ B1	noun - a person who operates the controls of an aircraft
flight /flaɪt/ B1	noun - the act or an instance of traveling through the air in an aircraft
airport /ˈeəpɔːrt/ B1	noun - a place where aircraft regularly take off and land
security /sɪˈkjʊərəti/ B2	noun - the state of being free from danger or threat
passport /ˈpɑːspɔːrt/ B2	noun - an official document issued by a government, certifying the holder's identity and citizenship
customs /ˈkʌstəmz/ B2	noun - the government agency that controls the import and export of goods and collects duties
luggage /ˈlʌɡɪdʒ/ B1	noun - suitcases and bags used for travelling
turbulence /ˈtɜːbjləns/ C1	noun - irregular air movements that cause an aircraft to move unpredictably
crew /kruː/ B2	noun - the group of people who work together on an aircraft, ship, etc.
cabin /ˈkæbɪn/ B2	noun - the interior space of an aircraft where passengers sit
airline /ˈeəˌlaɪn/ B2	noun - a company that provides air transport services for passengers or cargo
speed /spiːd/ B1	noun - the rate at which someone or something moves
heading /ˈhɛdɪŋ/ C1	noun - the direction or course in which something is moving, especially an aircraft
landing /ˈlændɪŋ/ B1	noun - the act of bringing an aircraft down to the ground
takeoff /ˈteɪk ɒf/ B2	noun - the phase of flight when an aircraft leaves the ground
marriage /ˈmærɪdʒ/ B1	noun - the legally or formally recognized union of two people as partners in a personal relationship
affair /əˈfɛr/ B2	noun - a romantic or sexual relationship between a married person and someone else
retrain /ˌriːˈtreɪn/ C1	verb - to teach someone new skills or knowledge for a different job
allergic /əˈlɜːrdʒɪk/ B2	adjective - having an allergy; showing hypersensitivity to a substance
cartoon /kɑːrˈtuːn/ B1	noun - a simple drawing, especially a humorous or satirical one, often animated

Key Grammar Structures

• I haven't finished setting the speed yet.

  ➔ Present perfect (negative) to talk about an unfinished action up to now.

  ➔ The word "haven't" marks the negative present perfect.

• We decided it was the best way forward.

  ➔ Simple past to talk about a decision made at a specific time in the past.

  ➔ The verb "decided" is in the simple past tense.

• I am actually allergic to cats.

  ➔ Present simple to describe a permanent state or condition.

  ➔ The verb "am" (to be) shows present simple state.

• We are landing at Shannon Barcelona.

  ➔ Present continuous to talk about a planned future action.

  ➔ The phrase "are landing" is present continuous.

• They might have some ...

  ➔ Modal verb 'might' + base verb to express a possibility.

  ➔ The word "might" shows possibility.

• You are not allowed liquids on board.

  ➔ Passive voice (present simple) to focus on the action rather than the doer.

  ➔ The phrase "not allowed" is a passive construction.

• I would advise you to travel with a large atlas.

  ➔ Modal verb 'would' + infinitive for giving polite advice.

  ➔ The word "would" introduces a polite suggestion.

• I've been flying commercially for 15 years now.

  ➔ Present perfect continuous to describe an action that started in the past and continues now.

  ➔ The word "been" together with "have" forms the present perfect continuous.