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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

hello

welcome to lemon

i'll be your server what can i get

started for you today have you ever

eaten him before no they have the

greatest steak sandwich in the city

that's all i get when i'm here trust me

it's fantastic that sounds perfect i'll

have the seafood salad

okay and for you sir um i'm gonna have

the yes oh could i have extra clams

extra calamari and extra crab meat

of course

and for you sir i'm gonna have this oh

and could i have a lobster tail right on

top and extra mussels lots of muscles

the ones from new zealand not the ones

from jersey because they got them black

hairs who knows what's in those now that

could be really toxic are you done

because there are a few species that you

haven't mentioned yet

go ahead go ahead i'm gonna have oh

could i have a diet coke

and for you sir i'm gonna have a tuna

sandwich whole wheat toast and a nice

tea very good

now why would you order a tuna sandwich

when you said they had the best steak

sandwiches in the city because while you

were ordering half of the atlantic ocean

i developed a hankering for the only

fish left on the menu

touche oh man two shame

so let me ask you a question if you

don't know who i am how come your ex

didn't come i caught him cheating on me

yeah and he said it was because i'm the

worst lady in the world and trust me

he is wrong okay you ought to see my

moves it's circus donate

okay well let's uh let's get through

lunch first

i break your back old man thank you yeah

have you laid out

dead with a smile on your face

and your kids will be like how did he

die how did my dad die and i would just

have to look at them in their eyes and

say

on top of me

that's a really lovely thought

you funny old man

i'm glad i came even if it was to shove

you up my ex's big fat ass

now there's a compliment you don't hear

every day

whoa look what the tide brought in

thank you very much

uh emma enjoy your buffet

so

i take it you like comedy

no

you don't

i mean i love to laugh but in real life

you know

well you know that's what i do in real

life i'm a comedy writer you ever

watched this just in on sunday nights on

the funny network

i also uh write for broadway and um

movies and five books and

and um

what do you do

i mean why is your face suddenly bigger

than it was before okay

okay for my lip oh my god are you

allergic to seafood oh certainly i love

what what should i do got a heartbeat

what got a heartbeater what

oh my god

okay what did you do i didn't do

anything

what in god's name is wrong with you

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
steak /stiːk/ A1	noun - a slice of meat, especially beef
sandwich /ˈsændwɪtʃ/ A1	noun - two slices of bread with a filling
seafood /ˈsiːfuːd/ B1	noun - food from the sea, such as fish and shellfish
lobster /ˈlɒbstə/ B1	noun - a large marine crustacean with claws
clam /klæm/ A2	noun - a bivalve mollusk often eaten as food
calamari /kəˈlɑːməri/ B2	noun - squid, especially when served as food
crab /kræb/ A2	noun - a crustacean with a broad carapace and claws
mussels /ˈmʌsəlz/ B1	noun - edible bivalve mollusks, often served steamed
toxic /ˈtɒksɪk/ B2	adjective - poisonous; capable of causing harm
species /ˈspiːʃiːz/ B2	noun - a group of organisms that can interbreed
menu /ˈmenjuː/ A2	noun - a list of dishes available in a restaurant
ex /ɛks/ A2	noun - a former romantic partner
cheating /ˈtʃiːtɪŋ/ B1	noun - the act of being dishonest or unfaithful
worst /wɜːst/ B1	adjective - most bad; of the lowest quality
comedy /ˈkɒmədi/ B1	noun - a genre of entertainment that makes people laugh
writer /ˈraɪtə(r)/ B1	noun - a person who writes texts such as books or scripts
laugh /lɑːf/ A1	verb - to make sounds and movements of the face expressing amusement
Atlantic /əˈtlæntɪk/ B2	noun - the Atlantic Ocean; the region surrounding it