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[English]

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I need that bed. Why? Because I need it.

Why? Because if someone were to break in

here in the middle of the night wanting

to murder us, they would attack this bed

first. So, I need this bed. So, you're

saying that you want me to get murdered

first in front of you? And then what

would you do? Would you just run away

and leave me to bleed out on the floor?

Uh, sort of. That was the plan. Yeah.

Okay. Well, you can have the bed when I

leave. Well, where are you going?

Stavros is flying in to get me. I told

you that. What do you mean Stavros is

What do you mean when when is he doing

that? Like whenever stupid Mary Kate

stops hogging his plane. Well, where are

we going?

Okay. At present, he's just coming for

me. But then I figured that we would

just come back and grab you guys at some

point.

What kind of

sociopath abandons her family in some

vomit soaked dump to gallivant around

the world with her dumb shipping air

loser boyfriend she's known for 3

months. Um, David, it will be 4 months

next month. Oh my god. And he just told

me that he could potentially see himself

considering saying I love you at some

point sometime soon. So that's the

stupidest thing I've ever heard. I'm

telling mom. Telling mom and dad. Have

you told them? No, David. I'm waiting

for the right opportunity, okay?

Otherwise, dad's going to cry and mom's

going to do that thing where she where

she pretends that nothing's wrong and

then just doesn't talk to me for 5

months. And I don't want that. Well, I

need this bed. I need it. So, you know

what,

David? You get murdered first for what?

No, you get murdered first. David, you

get murdered first. No, you. What is

this? The 12 things of milk that you

asked for. the 12 things of

milk. I didn't ask for 12 things of

milk. I didn't I didn't say things. No,

I asked for 12 pints. Is there one

missing? Alexis, what? These are not

pints. Pints are little bottles.

Oh, okay. Cuz I was wondering why would

dad order $300 worth of milk.

This cost $300.

Yeah. Well, like threeish. I don't

um Okay. Well, 3.94.440. So, I guess

kind of closer to four. Alexis, what am

I going to do with $400 worth of raw

milk? Sell it. To whom? To your

customers. I don't have any customers.

Well, then why would you order so much

milk? I didn't. You did. Babe, why are

you yelling at me? Why am I yelling?

You try and do something nice for

somebody, you think I would at least

deserve a thank you. Oh, well, thank

you, Alexis. Thank you for ordering an

insane amount of milk that I will never

be able to sell. You're welcome.

Stevie, where's my employee of the

month?

What's up?

Wow, look at you. Yeah. Use some of that

makeup you gave me. Oh, is that what it

is? Mhm. Yeah. I thought it was the

shoes. Now, something about this feels

really right. I can't believe that I

didn't think to buy all this for myself.

So, I'm happy to man the desk for you

this afternoon if you've got stuff to

do. No, no, no. I I can keep working

here. No, Mr. Rose, I insist. I feel

like I'm long overdue for some quality

like facetime with the guests. Oh, okay.

Well, if that's what you feel. You know

what the great thing about this is?

Right after work, I can go do a quick

shift over at Bazonga's Gentleman's

Lounge. All right, I'm getting the hint.

Hint. What hint? Look, Stevie, I'm not

necessarily known for my giftgiving

skills, but Arlene down at the store

said this is what all the young locals

are buying. And I No, I really

appreciate the gift, but let's just

agree that going forward, we don't need

gifts to express our mutual

appreciation. Understood.

Now, unfortunately, we haven't quite

found your aunt Moren's ashes, but we

know they're here somewhere.

Okay. Well, that's encouraging. The

problem is they all come in from the

crematorium on the same day, and

sometimes they're not labeled.

Oh, is it possible someone else picked

them up? Unlikely. I see your great aunt

has a sister. Yeah, they haven't spoken

in 20 years. And a stepson. He's in

prison. And a cousin who's also

deceased.

What? I didn't know. That side of my

family has a bit of a reputation for

conflict. Okay. And

philandering and fraud. Yeah. And

gunplay. Well, I'm sure her remains will

turn up.

But we should talk about

u this one, I guess. Oh, that's the

shipping tube we packed the urns in.

Found them. They were on top of the

microwave. Wonderful. Oh, that reminds

me. Can you get us some whitener for the

coffees?

Oh, what have I been using?

Okay, I'm going to put that down. And

what about the service?

Well, since it's just going to be us

attending, I think we can do without. I

see. Now, I know this may sound

premature, but have the two of you

thought about the planning of your own

funerals?

Okay, I think we got what we came here

for, so we I think we can just Thank you

so much.

I'd like to check in, please. Oh my god,

where did you come from? I said hello

twice. Well, hello. Hello,

then. There you go. Room three. Don't

you need my credit card? My associates

will deal with all that when you depart.

Also, how many beds are in the room?

Two. Would it be possible to get a cot

or a rollaway bed put in the room? Oh,

you're expecting company? No, I use it

to lay out my clothes. The chest of

drawers should suffice. No, I like to

see all my clothes at once.

Might the other bed not do? Yes, except

I haven't decided which bed to sleep in.

So, that's tricky. Really? The cot would

be best. A cot it is then. Thank you.

Oh, and are the pillows feather or foam?

Yes. Sorry, which one? I don't care. I'm

sorry. I don't know. I'm not entirely

versed on the contents of the motel's

pillow collection. I was just asking.

And I'm very much looking forward to the

moment when that stops. Well, enjoy your

stay.

John, shut the

blinds. John, please.

Moira,

Roland, what are you doing in my room?

What are you talking about? This is my

room. What the are you doing in your

room?

Well, I was trying to sleep until you

started pounding on the door, telling me

to whip you up a salmon

plate. I finally let you in. You flaked

out on the bed. Oh my god.

Are you naked under there? Honey, what I

do in the privacy of my sheets is my own

business.

No. No. God, no. Oh, God. No. No. Dear

God, welcome to RAMP.

God, no.

Thank you so much for taking me out,

David. I really needed it, especially

after everything that is going on with

mom. Okay. Is that the reason or is it

because I'm on a buying trip and that

means you get free samples. We make a

very good team, David. You do the

talking and I sample the merchandise.

And speaking of, we might have to circle

back and get more of these peanut butter

things from those old farm witches. They

were Menanites and I would put the

peanut butter square down. We're about

to spend the afternoon sampling a lot of

cheese. Hm. Nom nom for us babe. Never

say nom nom again.

Good morning. Is there something I could

help you with? Yeah. I'd like you to

open your cash register and give me your

money. Okay. Small problem. Um, our

money isn't for sale. I'm robbing you.

Thought so. Yeah. Um, I'm going to ask

you one more time. Hey. Hey. Where do

you think you're going

here? So, here's the problem. Um, our

till doesn't currently have any cash in

it because my partner is at the bank

getting money for the float. What about

you? What do you have? Wallet full of

debt. Can someone put something in a

bag, please? Um, we only have cloth

totes. I hope that's okay. Whatever.

Would you like some wine? Okay. Yeah.

Yes. Put some booze in a bag. Do you

drink red wine or white wine? Maybe some

chilled rosé in the back. I'll get it.

I'm not letting you go into the back.

What else?

Cheese goes good with wine. Suddenly

she's a sales associate. Would you like

some cheese? Uh, yeah. I'll take some

cheese. God forbid he'd be specific. I

guess I'll throw in some breeze. Some

aged cheddar. Uh, that tapen goes good

with a brie. Tapod's great. Yeah. Yeah.

Uh, do you have bad skin? Yeah, sure.

Just hurry it

up. There you go.

Could you help the man with the door?

His hands are full. Sorry. Thank you.

Okay. Thank you.

Why do I feel like we did something

wrong? John, can you turn off your

alarm? David, I've asked you not to

overindulge in that smoky cologne. It's

enough to give someone a seizure.

Is someone

vaping? Oh, no. Not now. Help. Alexa,

no. This is not This is not how I go.

Somebody help,

Moira. Stevie, thank God I'm being

annoyed by a chor.

Okay, hang

on. Okay. All right. All right. Okay.

Up. Up. Here we go. Jeez, Moira. I wait

till at least 10:30 before I have my

first beer. Oh, my legs are in slumber.

Carry me. Well, I can't. Oh, jeez. Okay.

You know, Mara, if Johnny locked you in

that closet, we're going to have to call

the police. Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

My babies. No, your kids aren't here. My

girls. What girls? My girls. Laura,

second from the left. Okay. If she takes

on smoke, she'll never recover. Hey,

this this one. And Cindy. Cindy. Below.

And Cindy. I just gave her a blowout. It

is my great pleasure to welcome you to a

North American screening of the

psychological thriller. Move it along.

The crows have eyes three. The croning.

Let the crawling commence.

[Laughter]

Please, everyone, stay calm. Whatever

you do, do not look them in the eye.

You're making them angrier. Not Alexis.

I know a bit of their language.

[Applause]

This is

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
bed /bɛd/ A1	noun - a piece of furniture for sleeping
murder /ˈmɜːrdər/ B1	noun - the unlawful killing of a person
bleed /bliːd/ B1	verb - to lose blood
sociopath /ˈsəʊsiəpæθ/ C1	noun - a person with antisocial personality disorder
abandon /əˈbændən/ B2	verb - to leave someone or something behind
vomit /ˈvɒmɪt/ B1	verb - to expel the contents of the stomach through the mouth
gallivant /ˈɡælɪvənt/ C1	verb - to travel or roam about for pleasure
boyfriend /ˈbɔɪˌfrɛnd/ A2	noun - a male partner in a romantic relationship
potentially /pəˈtɛnʃəli/ B2	adverb - in a possible or likely way
opportunity /ˌɒpərˈtjuːnɪti/ B2	noun - a set of circumstances that makes it possible to do something
crematorium /krɪˈmætəriəm/ C1	noun - a building where bodies are cremated
philandering /ˈfɪlənˌdɛrɪŋ/ C2	noun - engaging in many casual sexual relationships
fraud /frɔːd/ B2	noun - wrongful or criminal deception intended to result in financial or personal gain
gunplay /ˈɡʌnˌpleɪ/ C1	noun - the use of guns in violent actions
remains /rɪˈmeɪnz/ B1	noun - the parts left after death; ashes
shipment /ˈʃɪpmənt/ B2	noun - the action of shipping goods
overdue /ˌoʊvərˈduː/ B1	adjective - past the expected or required time
quality /ˈkwɒlɪti/ B1	noun - degree of excellence
hint /hɪnt/ A2	noun - a slight indication
employee /ˌɛmˈplɔɪi/ A2	noun - a person hired to work for an organization

Key Grammar Structures

• If someone were to break in here in the middle of the night wanting to murder us, they would attack this bed first.

  ➔ Second conditional (were to + infinitive)

  ➔ The structure **"were to"** + infinitive forms a hypothetical situation in the present or future, followed by **"would"** + base verb for the result.

• You’re saying that you want me to get murdered first in front of you?

  ➔ Indirect question + want + infinitive (object + to‑infinitive)

  ➔ The clause **"you want me to get murdered"** uses **"want"** followed by an object (**"me"**) and a **to‑infinitive** (**"to get murdered"**) to express the speaker’s desire about someone else’s action.

• I’m waiting for the right opportunity, okay?

  ➔ Present continuous for future intention

  ➔ The verb phrase **"am waiting"** is in the present continuous, but it refers to a planned action that will happen later – a common way to talk about future intentions.

• I didn’t ask for 12 pints.

  ➔ Simple past negative with auxiliary *did* + base verb

  ➔ In **"didn’t ask"**, *did* is the past‑tense auxiliary; the main verb stays in its base form (**"ask"**) after the negative contraction.

• What kind of sociopath abandons her family in some vomit‑soaked dump to gallivant around the world?

  ➔ Relative clause (implicit "that"/"who")

  ➔ The phrase **"what kind of sociopath abandons"** contains an implicit relative pronoun (the subject of the clause). It functions like **"what kind of sociopath **that** abandons…"**.

• We haven't quite found your aunt Moren's ashes, but we know they're here somewhere.

  ➔ Present perfect negative

  ➔ **"haven’t found"** uses *have* + past participle (**found**) to indicate an action that has not been completed up to the present moment.

• Would it be possible to get a cot or a roll‑away bed put in the room?

  ➔ Polite request using "Would it be possible..."

  ➔ The modal **"would"** combined with **"be possible"** forms a very polite way to ask for something, softening the request.

• Please, everyone, stay calm.

  ➔ Imperative mood

  ➔ The verb **"stay"** is in the base form without a subject, giving a direct command to the listeners.

• I thought it was the shoes.

  ➔ Past simple reporting verb + that‑clause (omitted "that")

  ➔ The verb **"thought"** is a reporting verb in the simple past. The complement clause **"it was the shoes"** follows it directly, with the conjunction **"that"** omitted, which is common in informal speech.

• If you could get us some whitener for the coffees?

  ➔ Polite request with "could" in a conditional clause

  ➔ The modal **"could"** softens the request, and placing it after **"If"** creates a polite, tentative question rather than a direct command.