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Good morning, madam. Can I help you? Are 00:01
you the manager? I am the owner, madam. 00:03
What? I am the owner. I want to speak to 00:05
the manager. I am the manager, too. 00:08
What? I am the manager as well. 00:11
Manif what? 00:16
I'm the manager. What? I'm the manager. 00:19
Yes, I know. You've just told me. What's 00:22
the matter with you now? Listen to me. I 00:24
booked a room with a bath. When I book a 00:26
room with a bath, I expect to get a 00:29
bath. You've got a bath. I'm not paying 00:30
£720 per night plus VAT for a room 00:33
without a bath. Where is your bath? 00:36
You call that a bath? It's not big 00:40
enough to draw the mouse. Disgraceful. 00:42
I wish you were a mouse, I'm sure. 00:45
And another thing, I asked for a room 00:48
with a view. Deaf, mad, and blind. Uh, 00:50
this is the view as far as I can 00:53
remember, madam. Yes. Yes. This is it. 00:56
When I pay for a view, I expect 00:59
something more interesting than that. 01:01
That is to madam. It's not good enough. 01:03
Well, may I ask what you were expecting 01:07
to see out of a toy hotel bedroom 01:08
window? Sydney Opera House perhaps. The 01:11
hanging gardens of Babylon, herds of 01:14
builder beasts sweeping majestically. 01:17
I expect to be able to see the sea. You 01:20
can see the sea. It's over there between 01:22
the land and the sky. 01:24
I need a telescope to see that. Well, 01:26
may I suggest that you consider moving 01:28
to a hotel closer to the sea? Or 01:30
preferably in it. 01:33
Now, listen to me. I'm not satisfied, 01:35
but I've decided to stay here. However, 01:38
I shall expect a reduction. Why? Because 01:40
cracker is not erupting at the moment or 01:42
because the room is cold. The bath is 01:45
too small. The view is invisible. And 01:47
the radio doesn't work. No, the radio 01:49
works. You don't. What? See if I can fix 01:52
it. You scabby old B. 01:54

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[English]
Good morning, madam. Can I help you? Are
you the manager? I am the owner, madam.
What? I am the owner. I want to speak to
the manager. I am the manager, too.
What? I am the manager as well.
Manif what?
I'm the manager. What? I'm the manager.
Yes, I know. You've just told me. What's
the matter with you now? Listen to me. I
booked a room with a bath. When I book a
room with a bath, I expect to get a
bath. You've got a bath. I'm not paying
£720 per night plus VAT for a room
without a bath. Where is your bath?
You call that a bath? It's not big
enough to draw the mouse. Disgraceful.
I wish you were a mouse, I'm sure.
And another thing, I asked for a room
with a view. Deaf, mad, and blind. Uh,
this is the view as far as I can
remember, madam. Yes. Yes. This is it.
When I pay for a view, I expect
something more interesting than that.
That is to madam. It's not good enough.
Well, may I ask what you were expecting
to see out of a toy hotel bedroom
window? Sydney Opera House perhaps. The
hanging gardens of Babylon, herds of
builder beasts sweeping majestically.
I expect to be able to see the sea. You
can see the sea. It's over there between
the land and the sky.
I need a telescope to see that. Well,
may I suggest that you consider moving
to a hotel closer to the sea? Or
preferably in it.
Now, listen to me. I'm not satisfied,
but I've decided to stay here. However,
I shall expect a reduction. Why? Because
cracker is not erupting at the moment or
because the room is cold. The bath is
too small. The view is invisible. And
the radio doesn't work. No, the radio
works. You don't. What? See if I can fix
it. You scabby old B.

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Vocabulary Meanings

manager

/ˈmænɪdʒər/

B2
  • noun
  • - person who is in charge of an organization or a department

owner

/ˈoʊnər/

B1
  • noun
  • - person who legally possesses something

bath

/bæθ/

A1
  • noun
  • - a large container for washing the body, or the act of using it

room

/ruːm/

A1
  • noun
  • - an enclosed space within a building

view

/vjuː/

A2
  • noun
  • - what can be seen from a particular place

expect

/ɪkˈspɛkt/

B2
  • verb
  • - to think that something will happen or be the case

pay

/peɪ/

A1
  • verb
  • - to give money for something

night

/naɪt/

A1
  • noun
  • - the period of darkness between sunset and sunrise

VAT

/viː eɪ ˈtiː/

C1
  • noun
  • - value‑added tax, a consumption tax levied on goods and services

disgraceful

/dɪsˈɡreɪsfəl/

C1
  • adjective
  • - shameful; deserving of disgrace

telescope

/ˈtɛlɪskəʊp/

B2
  • noun
  • - an optical instrument for viewing distant objects

gardens

/ˈɡɑːrdənz/

A2
  • noun
  • - areas of land where plants, especially flowers or vegetables, are cultivated

Babylon

/ˈbæbɪlɒn/

C1
  • noun
  • - ancient city in Mesopotamia, famed for its hanging gardens

beasts

/biːsts/

B2
  • noun
  • - large wild animals; beasts of burden

sea

/siː/

A1
  • noun
  • - a large body of salt water that covers most of the Earth’s surface

sky

/skaɪ/

A1
  • noun
  • - the expanse of air over the Earth; the heavens

hotel

/hoʊˈtɛl/

A2
  • noun
  • - an establishment that provides lodging, meals, and other services for travelers

reduction

/rɪˈdʌkʃən/

B2
  • noun
  • - the act of making something smaller or less in amount

radio

/ˈreɪdioʊ/

A2
  • noun
  • - a device for receiving broadcast signals and playing audio

satisfied

/ˈsætɪsfʌd/

B2
  • adjective
  • - contented; pleased with what has happened or with what one has

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Key Grammar Structures

  • I am the owner, madam.

    ➔ Simple present (verb "to be")

    ➔ The sentence uses the simple present "I am" to state a current fact.

  • I want to speak to the manager.

    ➔ Modal-like verb + infinitive (want + to‑verb)

    ➔ The structure "want to" is followed by the base verb "speak", forming a desire expression.

  • I booked a room with a bath.

    ➔ Simple past (regular verb “book”)

    ➔ The verb "book" is regular, so the past form is "booked" indicating a completed action.

  • When I book a room with a bath, I expect to get a bath.

    ➔ Zero conditional (present + present) + infinitive of purpose

    ➔ The clause "When I book …" sets a general condition, and "I expect to get" uses the infinitive "to get" to express purpose.

  • You've got a bath.

    ➔ Present perfect (have/has + past participle)

    ➔ The contraction "You've" stands for "you have", forming the present perfect "have got" to indicate possession up to now.

  • I wish you were a mouse.

    ➔ Wish + past simple for unreal present (subjunctive)

    ➔ The verb "were" is the past subjunctive of "be", used after "wish" to talk about a situation contrary to fact.

  • May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a toy hotel bedroom window?

    ➔ Modal verb "may" for polite request + past continuous "were expecting"

    "May" is used to ask permission politely, while "were expecting" (past continuous) describes an ongoing expectation in the past.

  • I shall expect a reduction.

    ➔ Future with modal "shall" + simple present verb

    "Shall" is a formal modal used to express a future prediction or strong intention: "shall expect".

  • I need a telescope to see that.

    ➔ Verb + noun + infinitive of purpose (need + to‑verb)

    "need" is followed by the noun "a telescope" and the infinitive "to see" which states the purpose of needing the telescope.

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