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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

-First you have to tilt the head back, and clear the airway and blow.

-Oh Max, I think we're witnessing his first kiss!

-Fourth, thank you very much!

-Please, take her not me!

-What's happening? -Han, we're being robbed!

-So sorry. Please take everything that is in my manny-pack.

-Would it be possible if I took my prayer beads out?

-They've been in my family  for hundreds and hundreds of--

-I don't think so, homeboy.

-You're in my house now, b*tch!

-Han, what sign are you?

-I'm guessing the 40-year-old Virgo.

-Max you don't need that paper, I'll tell you what's in your future:

-Using my name as a reference, at Chipotle!

-Mhmm... this food is so good! My compliments to the man who hired the chef!

-Oleg, you're not getting a raise just because Sophie can act like your food is yummy in her tummy!

-Would you change your mind if I did it in a different accent?

-I used to act in Poland, I can do a whole bunch!

-Mhmm... My word, I just love this tasty tortellini.

-Thank you for tonight's nightmare.

-It also says that cook could wear deodorant and shirt that covers armpit.

-This is on card?

-Yes.

-You are lying.

-Yes.

-Remind me never to be a spy with Han.

So this is how you tell me what you think of me?!

-You hide behind outdated method of feedback?!

-What? I should have posted TwitPic of my  face like this?!

-Han, you look like Babe Ruth.

-Well, Baby Ruth.

-Maybe you two can kiss my sweet ass because this outfit's a home run!

-This is so heavy! Oleg, what do you have in here?!

-Socks!

-Really Han, it's like your arms are only  there for decoration!

-To be fair, Oleg's socks probably have some pretty heavy loads in them.

-I bring things up, Sophie says "No", I bring them right back down.

-Is there no elevator up in  this B*tch!

-Can you just let this go!

-So I took a little off the top, everybody takes a little off the top.

-Look what God did to Han!

-Don't drag me into the middle of "Pretty Little Liars".

-I've got two ferrets at home with a stomach flu and I don't need it!

-Now everyone stop what you're not doing. I'm calling an emergency staff meeting.

-How is the tart coming?

-Han you're not Safe, leave.

-Oof, you haven't even finished the shell. That's the easiest part!

-Han, this is your face!

-Well, I should get going! I didn't know  she could take B*tch to the next level!

-What is that and why is it wearing a bow tie?

-Maybe because an actual tie would drag on the ground.

-Speaking of dragging on the ground...

-...maybe you could drag an antelope back to your cave and have sex with it!

-See, I have a sense of humor too!

-Han, since the diner is now owner-operated, if we have to wait on tables, so do you.

-You're gonna cover our shifts because our other buisness,

-the desert bar, is opening in two days.

-Did you say you own a dessert bar? Heart pill time.

-I don't know why I can't  catch a break from you two,.

-I had to put up with Max's heartbreak over her LA boyfriend Randy for months!

-It was more indulgent than Beyonce's Lemonade!

-How dare you?! -She's a queen!

-The name Randy is off-limits in this diner Han.

-Like ambition or fresh milk.

-Girls, while you have us trapped here, what the hell is a dessert bar?

-Is it cake with alcohol in it? Or alcohol with cake?

-Earl, everybody understands the concept.

-I don't get the dessert bar thing either.

-No one wants to hear from a human mustard packet.

-Randy, Randy, Randy, sing!

-The customer asked for crust  off of turkey club!

-Did they say that, or is this something you say that they said?

-They said it. But I say, I see "screw the boss" sleeveless tee.

- I'm sorry, someone  call Ripley's. There is a small mouse speaking.

-And I bet for sure it comes with  stinky armpits!

-Why don't you see for yourself, Ratatouille?

-I've gotta go. Fight's starting.

-You are stinky! So stinky, my mother  in Korea called me and said, "What is that smell?"

-Your English is terrible.

--My English is less terrible than your terrible English!

- What? I couldn't understand a word you said! -What? So sorry, I couldn't understand a word you said!

-So back to us-- -How about  back to work?!

-Max and I-- -Need to do some work!

-There, end of news!

-Girls, I have made a big decision! -You're having a sex change?

I totally support you, but be careful Han, female to male is very tricky.

-Well, you would know!

-I think we're supposed to dance like that!

-Max, Caroline?!

-Even though you just so us doing that, we are still so much cooler than you.

-Yes, but the gap's getting smaller.

-Gather please, I have a very special gift for all my diner employees! -Health insurance?

-Come on, it's Christmas time, not crazy time!

-It's art, it's a one-of-a-kind silk screen! I did it by hand.

-Han, it's the diner! This is amazing!

-Open the door, I put something behind it, that reminds me of each of you!

-Mine has Sophie! -Mine has a saxophone! -Mine has a cupcake!

-Mine has a chainsaw!

-If I knew we were going to have staff  meetings after work, I would have taken job at T.G.I Fridays instead. Over there, they roll fast and loose.

-Well this is how I roll! -Yeah short and slow.

-No. I roll Fast and Furious, Tokyo Drift style!

-Okay I'm gonna get behind you and hold on to your seat.

-Not without three Long Island iced teas and one, "Your butt looks good in those jeans."

-Tootsie? -Yeah.

-Max, don't look. -Yarn-bombing?

-Hey Max!

Han? -I'm just riding my  bike to the bike store, to buy more bikes!

-Is that Han or Lance Armstrong's runaway testicle?

-Sorry, couldn't hear you, I was too busy knowing how to ride a bike!

-Damn it, now I got to do this!

- Oh my God, Max you're not gonna believe this, but those two girls have issued a cease and desist order!

-Those b*tches! What's that?

-They're saying we have to stop selling our t-shirts! That's what  I told them we were gonna do. They even copied this idea!

-What is going on here? There's food  waiting in the window, periodicals strewn about.

-Someone's on his periodical.

-Han we just got surved!

-At least someone in the diner has!

-You're lucky your boss is so chill.

-Guess what I'm doing? -Motivating me to look at résumés on monster.com?

-How'd it go with Sophie? Were you able to do the thing, you know,

-the man does while the woman makes shopping lists in her head?

-Sshh come on, I don't want  anyone to know I can't get it up.

Oleg can't get it up?

-OMG Oleg can't get it up! Best week ever!

-Hey everybody!

-What's up? -Not your boyfriend!

-If anyone needs me I'll be outside  riding my bike, with an erection!

-Late and with an attitude. You think you're too good for the diner?

-Of course she thinks that! - I think sourdough bread is too good for this diner.

-Well, what other career option do you have Caroline?

Hmm let's see, cupcakes? No wait, your shop didn't last 6 months!

-Don't go there Han.  -Oh, I'm already there and now I'm back!

-Why so moody Han? Are you "man-struating"? -Is it that time of the man-th?

-That shop was our dream Han and this is just a dumb diner!

-You're fired! -Ooh! I'm fired?

-Max, Han just fired me! -You lucky son of a wh*re.

-I'm serious Caroline, you called my diner dumb. Well, at least my diner is still open and successful, whereas your cupcake shop was so dumb it failed!

-Oh he did not go there! I went there and then I came back, and then I went there again! 

-You no what? I don't need this. -Well actually you do kinda need this cause we broke.

-Broke or not, I don't  have to stand here and take this. I quit! Oh really  you quit? You must be dumber than my diner, because I already fired you!

-Here's our big news: You are  looking at the manager and the head pastry chef of the brand-new High location!

-If you two quit the diner, how will I ever replace you?

-Unless I hire, literally anyone else!

-No Han, we still have to work here at night. But at the new High we're gonna be the big bosses calling all the shots!

-Yes, yes by day. But by night you'll be the coleslaw's b*tch.

-You know what it sounds like you  need cranky lady? A Midol and a Dove bar.

-You watch it too Oleg, like Earl's hip, you can be replaced!

-I am calling diner security.

-What's up Earl? Are you on the phone with the diner? I feel like I can smell it.

-I don't think any of us are gonna make it past tomorrow. Han is  walking around like he owns the place!

-I do own the place!

-Oh hello, welcome to the Williamsburg diner. Can I get you anything? like a work ethic!

Han, this is adorable, but we're  busy. We're pitching our business brand, and Max and I need to get on the same page.

-Yeah we don't want to work here the rest of our lives. - Well, now we're all on the same page!

Han just give us 10 minutes then we'll get to work.

-Well, I've waited 4 years what's  another 10 minutes?!

-Our business isn't working. -Well guess who is working? Me, the damn owner!

-Max Caroline, you're stealing my dishes?!

-Damn it, I didn't think you could see up this high. -And I didn't think you could sink this low!

-Okay stop, you're already robbing me blind with your "I'm a waitress" scam.

-Tell me everything that happened, leave out no detail!

-It was insane, I mean like  so hot. Like the Caribbean, or our shower that one.

-What are you too celebrating? I know it isn't a job well done!

-Oh wait, is that why those scary-looking guys came into the diner looking for you, and made some threats? I remember something about a strike and no balls. 

-Something about no balls?  You monsters didn't get the precise wording on a threat to my life!  

-I was a little distracted  Han. J.Crew claimed to have a 50% off sale,

but then I clicked on the link and it was an up to 50% sale, mostly on men's suiting.  

-Oh do send me the link, so I can select the suit I'll be buried in! Because you two can't take a damn message!

Why is this taking so long?! You did all those christmas cards!

-Truth be told, those were supposed to be ready last year. But what was the rush? You two weren't going anywhere!

-You've only made one shirt in 2 hours! And it's a masterpiece! Do you want one "Citizen Kane" or 30 "Here comes the boom".

-She should come to our party.

-She just moved to Williamsburg and we're having a party tomorrow, you should come!

-Oh you know what, I'm  busy tomorrow night,

-because I'm going to your party!

-I've seen people with podcast  less desperate for approval!

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
tilt /tɪlt/ B1	verb - to incline or slope
airway /ˈɛərweɪ/ B2	noun - the passage through which air enters the body
witnessing /ˈwɪtnəsɪŋ/ B1	verb - to see something happen, typically an accident or crime
robbed /rɒbd/ B1	verb - to take something from someone illegally
possible /ˈpɒsəbl/ A2	adjective - able to happen or be done
prayer /preɪər/ A2	noun - a solemn request for help or expression of thanks addressed to God or an object of worship
indulgent /ɪnˈdʌldʒənt/ C1	adjective - lenient and permissive
accent /ˈæksənt/ B1	noun - a distinctive way of pronouncing a language
tasty /ˈteɪsti/ A2	adjective - having a pleasant taste
tortellini /ˌtɔːrtəˈliːni/ B2	noun - ring-shaped pasta
nightmare /ˈnaɪtmɛər/ B1	noun - a disturbing dream
deodorant /diːˈoʊdərənt/ B1	noun - a substance used to prevent body odor
lying /ˈlaɪɪŋ/ A2	verb - not telling the truth
spy /spaɪ/ B1	noun - a person who secretly collects and reports information
outdated /ˌaʊtˈdeɪtɪd/ B2	adjective - no longer current or fashionable
reference /ˈrɛfərəns/ B1	noun - a source of information or help
compliments /ˈkɒmplɪmənts/ A2	noun - expressions of praise or admiration
humor /ˈhjuːmər/ B1	noun - the quality of being amusing or comic