– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

(door opens)

- [Morgan] Oh my God, I feel so full it is rid...

- [All] Surprise!

(Morgan yelps)

(rock music)

- Oh, thank you so much.

Oh, hey.

Um, I have, I'm sorry, I have to go to the bathroom.

It's such bad timing.

- Thanks for coming guys.

- It's not like...

You not like a formula, you know?

Like, there is randomness.

But like, is the randomness predetermined?

Well, of course no one will know.

But like, even your objection,

even your posing the question has

to assume so sort of like free will.

The question isn't like, do we have free will,

it's like, are we able to have fun?

And I don't know, you know?

I don't know if we're able to have fun.

Sometimes I can't have fun.

I try real hard and it's not, you know,

it's not intrinsic to a human of having fun.

That's like a social category that we

put on ourselves, like a mode.

What were you...

You gonna say?

You were gonna...

- Nope.

- Like, what's going on?

- Um, well I got like offered this

this job.

It's called the Teen Wolf After-After Show.

- Oh, what is, what's that?

- It's this, it's this show that

airs after the after show for Teen Wolf on MTV.

- Oh so it's on TV?

- No, it's online, but like, um,

just like don't tell anybody, OK?

- That it's not on TV?

- No, no, I just like, I haven't,

I haven't really told anybody yet,

so I'm just trying to keep it on the DL.

- Ooooooh.

Big brother has big secret.

- Seriously, it's actually a secret.

- Yeah, I won't say anything.

- All right, it just seems like you're doing a bit.

- No, big secret.

- Yeah, but seriously, don't tell anybody.

- I got it, yeah.

I get the hint.

Big secret.

- So you know that doctor I was dating?

- [Morgan] Yeah, yeah Dan?

- He's not a doctor, he's a garbageman.

- Surprise!

Hey, hey what's up man?

Dude, remember when we all said "Surprise?"

- Yeah that was great.

- That was good.

- That was so tight, oh my gosh.

- Yeah, that's great.

How's it going man?

How's L.A.?

- L.A. is amazing, everybody's booking stuff.

It is insane, bro. Insane.

- That's great.

- I booked three things. You believe it?

- Really? - [Woman] What?

- What are they?

- I'm in the new Jurassic.

- Oh Jurassic Park?

- Like Jurassic Park?

Like the fourth installment of Jurassic Park?

- Oh, is there a movie called Jurassic Park, too?

- [Elle] Like the franchise?

- Jurassic World?

- Yeah.

- That's insane.

- [Guy] I'm in that.

- That's insane. - [Morgan] Holy shit.

- [Morgan] That's crazy.

- [Elle] That's so cool.

- Mad TV's got a reboot.

Guess who's in it?

Ba-dow.

- Really?

That's crazy, yeah.

- Dude, everything's been happening so fast,

I can't even remember the third,

but I booked it dude.

- That's great. That's really awesome.

- Thanks man, thanks so much.

(all congratulate)

Hey, I hear you're moving to L.A., too,

so congrats to you man.

Dope.

- Teen Wolf.

- Oh.

- You know it?

- The...

No.

- Fuck.

Uh, I uh, no, I actually,

I got this job offer.

- What job? What?

- What? Yeah, what job?

- Uh, it's this uh, Teen Wolf, um,

after show thing.

- Oh, that's the third thing I booked.

I'm gonna be in...

We're gonna be in Teen Wolf, dude.

- Yeah.

- [Man] Oh my gosh, tight.

- I don't know if I'm gonna take it.

- [Man] Come on.

Come on man.

- That's amazing.

Congratulations.

- Why didn't you tell me about that?

- Um...

- Why did I just find out with everyone else?

- Well because I'm probably not

even gonna do it.

- Why not?

- Well, it's in L.A.

- I like L.A.

You don't have to worry about us.

- Hey, you got a toothbrush?

- Dude, like a new toothbrush?

Yeah man.

I'm really fucking nervous right now

that I have bad breath and I want to brush my teeth pronto.

- OK.

- Can you hook that up?

- Sure man, yeah.

- Thanks dude. - [Morgan] Sure.

- We should talk about it like soon.

Like, why am I the last one to find out?

Why did I find out with all of your friends?

- OK, we can talk about it later.

- No, let's not.

Why wouldn't you take the job?

It's an amazing job.

Why wouldn't you take it?

I'm gonna go get you that thing.

- You're serious right now?

You're serious?

That's, OK.

- So, you know, it's just like exfoliating,

make sure you have a good wash and then that,

that keeps the skin young.

So, I've got 22-year-old skin.

- I should slap you.

I should honestly fucking slap you.

- What?

That's not what friends do to each other.

- What?

- Friends don't get Teen Wolf.

(Morgan laughs)

Friends drink beer and whiskey (laughing).

- Cheers.

- Congrats buddy. - [Morgan] Uh, thank you.

- Supposed to drink when you cheers.

- I don't.

I don't know, it's like warm now.

(Morgan scoffs)

- Whatever.

- I honestly don't think I'm gonna take it.

- What? Teen Wolf?

- Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

I was trying to find a way to tell Elle

and that didn't work out super well.

- Oh, was that what that was?

- Yeah.

- Shit.

That's a bummer.

You guys are gonna go through it

like a trial.

This is like the end of a...

of a chapter.

And it's you, you're the protagonist.

- Yeah, I guess so.

- And I'm like a wise genie.

("I Am A Serving Wench" by Kleenex Girl Wonder)

(dance music)

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
surprise /səˈpraɪz/ A2	interjection - an expression of astonishment verb - to encounter something unexpected
randomness /ˈrændəmnəs/ B2	noun - the quality of lacking a pattern or predictability
predetermined /ˌpriːdɪˈtɜːrmɪnd/ C1	adjective - decided or settled beforehand
objection /əbˈdʒekʃən/ B1	noun - a reason for disagreeing
intrinsic /ɪnˈtrɪnsɪk/ C1	adjective - belonging naturally; essential
category /ˈkætɪɡəri/ B1	noun - a class or division of things
secret /ˈsiːkrət/ A2	noun - something kept hidden
insane /ɪnˈseɪn/ B2	adjective - extremely foolish or irrational
franchise /ˈfræntʃaɪz/ B2	noun - a right granted to sell a product or service
booking /ˈbʊkɪŋ/ B1	noun - the act of reserving something
installment /ɪnˈstɔːlmənt/ B2	noun - a part of a whole, especially a part of a series
reboot /riːˈbuːt/ B2	noun - a fresh start or revival
protagonist /ˌproʊtəˈɡɑːnɪst/ C1	noun - the main character in a story
exfoliating /ɪkˈsfəʊlieɪtɪŋ/ B2	verb - removing dead skin cells
chapter /ˈtʃæptər/ B1	noun - a division of a book or story
nervous /ˈnɜːrvəs/ A2	adjective - anxious or apprehensive