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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

I'm so glad you're not an undead

creature of Darkness thanks honey but

what are you doing here why have you

been sneaking out I didn't want to say

anything but I've been taking night

classes I'm getting my public notary

degree

oh an opportunity you know I may be

outrageously gorgeous but knowledge

knowledge is the key to true

beauty well I better get going I have to

figure out what a notary is before

tomorrow's finally exam don't be too

hard on yourself Velma you're quite

pleasant when you aren't trying to be

smarter than everyone else but I really

care about him and I want him to care

about me it'll happen sweetheart and if

it doesn't Mommy will mix him up a

special drink of poison mushrooms and

wormwood mom

yes Mrs Wyatt hi is Jason home my name

is

Velma you've come by to see my Jason

please please come right in

my Jason will be so pleased you're here

go on his room's right down the hall

I'll fetch some date nut bread and soy

milk my Jason is lactose intolerant but

that's my Jason for you Mom open up

honey I want to meet your special friend

uh what special friend the one you just

wrote about on your blog mom you're so

nosy now the dinkle you open the door

this instant how am I going to explain a

mermaid in my room

good thing I have this key I use to

Snoop around your room when you're not

here oh dear did I just say that out

loud Mom what's going on the sheriff

thinks I have something to do with these

vampire attacks thank goodness Sheila

was

here oh Nan don't you worry your

flawlessly skinned perfectly quaffed

head about this it's just a

misunderstanding

is there something I should know oh no

sweetie it was years and years before I

ever met your father I was 16 spending a

year abroad studying to be a flamingo

dancer Enrique was a gardener Apprentice

at one of the big Resorts that he longed

to become an Explorer and antique dealer

he had been so handsome and deire he

danced on the beach Dove the coral reefs

oh but the summer flings they don't mean

a thing but oh oh those summer

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nights they're very warm in the

tropics Jason's mom that's right it was

me all along I saw how you treated my

Jason at school so naturally I did what

any mother would

do I built a demonic robot dog to

destroy

you I framed your little doggy friend to

break you up leaving Jason a clear shot

at his true love but when you showed up

and blamed him of all things I decided

to get rid of you all I gave up a career

in military robotics to raise my son not

to watch him get picked on now Velma

will never want to be my girlfriend and

she would have too if it weren't for my

meddling Mom oh sweetie you were never

wrong believe in yourself everything

will work out just fine

[Music]

now come on I've been wearing the same

girdle for 5 days in the jungle and I

really need to get a change of clothes

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
undead /ˈʌnˌdɛd/ B2	adjective - not alive; resembling or characteristic of the dead.
creature /ˈkriːtʃər/ A2	noun - an animal, especially a strange or frightening one.
sneak /sniːk/ A2	verb - to move quietly and secretly.
notary /ˈnoʊtəri/ B1	noun - a person authorized to administer oaths and witness signatures on legal documents.
gorgeous /ˈɡɔːrdʒəs/ B1	adjective - very beautiful or attractive.
knowledge /ˈnɒlɪdʒ/ B1	noun - facts, information, and skills acquired through experience or education.
pleasant /ˈplɛzənt/ A2	adjective - giving a sense of happy satisfaction or enjoyment.
care /keər/ A1	verb - feel concern or interest; look after.
poison /ˈpɔɪzn/ B1	noun - a substance that is capable of causing illness or death.
fetch /fɛtʃ/ A2	verb - go to get (something) and bring it back.
lactose /ˈlæktoʊs/ B2	noun - a sugar present in milk.
nosy /ˈnoʊzi/ B1	adjective - excessively inquisitive.
mermaid /ˈmɜːrmeɪd/ A2	noun - a legendary aquatic creature with the upper body of a female human and the tail of a fish.
Snoop /snuːp/ B1	verb - search for information in a sneaky way.
vampire /ˈvæmpaɪər/ B1	noun - a creature from folklore that subsists by feeding on the life essence (generally in the form of blood) of living creatures.
flawlessly /ˈflɔːlɪsli/ B2	adverb - perfectly; without fault.
flings /flɪŋz/ B1	noun - a brief and casual romantic relationship.
meddling /ˈmedlɪŋ/ B1	adjective - interfering in other people's business in an unwelcome way.