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- Do you wish your daughter was dating 00:00
a chubby, old polygraph guy? 00:02
- Yes. 00:04
- Hey! 00:05
- All right, she's good. 00:06
- Today I'm going to be doing a lie detector test 00:11
on my step-mom. 00:15
I'm kinda nervous, but I think it's gonna be funny. 00:16
- I'm most excited to know if she's really a rebel. 00:19
- We'll see. - Whaa! 00:22
- I'm honest with my son. 00:24
- Honestly, I have no idea. 00:25
Define honest. 00:27
- We do share some deep secrets. 00:28
I consider my mother my best friend. 00:30
- Sometimes I think we talk too much 00:32
because I feel like he forgets that I'm the parent. 00:34
- Ask me some questions. 00:37
- Well that's what we're here to do today Father. 00:38
- Did you do track in high-school? 00:50
- Mmhmm. 00:52
- True. 00:53
- We both did track, that's so cool. 00:53
I thought you were just sayin' that 00:55
to like, make me like, like you more. 00:56
- Do you wish I would dress more feminine. 00:58
- No. 01:03
- It's a lie. 01:04
(laughing) 01:05
- I do like dressing more masculine than feminine. 01:06
- I know that. 01:08
- Is Kenny your real name? 01:09
- Yes. 01:12
- True. 01:13
- Was it your idea for my dad to cut his hair? 01:14
Or was it his? 01:17
Literally he has had long hair 01:18
for as long as I can remember. 01:20
- Would you ever do an edible with me? 01:21
- Yes. 01:23
- True. 01:24
- You know what, your dad is getting older. 01:25
He said it first 01:27
and I told him no. 01:29
John will tell you. 01:31
- She's havin' a problem here. 01:32
(laughs) 01:33
- So, it was your idea. 01:34
- I was prepping you to be on my side. 01:35
- Would you ever let me shave my head? 01:37
- Si. 01:40
- That's a lie. 01:41
(laughing) 01:42
- What if I wanna shave my head 01:43
and just wear wigs all the time? 01:44
- Hey Dad, do you have a favorite son? 01:46
- No. 01:50
- That's a lie. 01:51
- Is it me? 01:52
- Yes. 01:54
- That's the truth. 01:55
- Don't show this to your brother. 01:56
- Did you really meet my dad at the grocery store? 01:59
Or was it the booze cruise. 02:04
- Did I meet him on the booze cruise? 02:07
No. 02:11
- It's a lie. 02:12
- I knew it! 02:13
- I don't think this works. 02:14
- Dad. 02:15
- Yes. 02:16
- Do you think I'll ever find love? 02:17
- Yes. 02:18
- Not true. 02:20
- Come on du ... 02:21
- Do you think I'll ever find lust? 02:25
- Mother, would you ever use a vibrator? 02:26
- Yes. 02:30
- True. 02:31
- Let's go shop for one. 02:32
- Did you have sexual relations before the age of 18? 02:33
- No. 02:36
- True. 02:37
- Oh Dad. 02:38
- I'm a nerd, what do you want from me? 02:39
- Was I an accident? 02:40
- No. 02:42
- Right on. 02:43
- (laughing) That is so cool. 02:44
- That time that you came over to 02:45
my biological mom's house, 02:49
was that really awkward, or was that just me? 02:51
- We actually met before you thought we met. 02:54
Yes, it was awkward. 02:57
- She's telling the truth. 02:58
- Have you and Mom ever done anything 02:59
while I was in the house? 03:01
- No. 03:03
- That's a lie. 03:04
- Ho ho! 03:05
- Be more specific. 03:06
- Oh shit, I don't wanna be more specific. 03:07
(laughing) 03:09
- Would you ever let me bring over a girl. 03:09
- Yes. 03:12
- True. 03:15
- Cool, 'cause I'm actually talking to one right now. 03:16
- There you go. 03:19
- And she's fun. 03:20
- Have you ever had an affair? 03:21
- No. 03:24
- True. 03:27
- Let's go! 03:28
That's all I needed to hear, I'm outta here. 03:30
- Where we goin'? 03:31
- We just took our lie detector tests 03:32
and we found out that my father here is a loyal husband 03:34
and that I'm his favorite son. 03:37
So I think it's been a great day. 03:38
- I know my mom more now. 03:40
And she's still beautiful as she is. 03:41
- I'm glad I got this off my chest. 03:43
I'm tired of just holdin' it in. 03:45
- What about that booze cruise. 03:47
- Oh yeah, I didn't wanna tell you that part. 03:48

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[English]
- Do you wish your daughter was dating
a chubby, old polygraph guy?
- Yes.
- Hey!
- All right, she's good.
- Today I'm going to be doing a lie detector test
on my step-mom.
I'm kinda nervous, but I think it's gonna be funny.
- I'm most excited to know if she's really a rebel.
- We'll see. - Whaa!
- I'm honest with my son.
- Honestly, I have no idea.
Define honest.
- We do share some deep secrets.
I consider my mother my best friend.
- Sometimes I think we talk too much
because I feel like he forgets that I'm the parent.
- Ask me some questions.
- Well that's what we're here to do today Father.
- Did you do track in high-school?
- Mmhmm.
- True.
- We both did track, that's so cool.
I thought you were just sayin' that
to like, make me like, like you more.
- Do you wish I would dress more feminine.
- No.
- It's a lie.
(laughing)
- I do like dressing more masculine than feminine.
- I know that.
- Is Kenny your real name?
- Yes.
- True.
- Was it your idea for my dad to cut his hair?
Or was it his?
Literally he has had long hair
for as long as I can remember.
- Would you ever do an edible with me?
- Yes.
- True.
- You know what, your dad is getting older.
He said it first
and I told him no.
John will tell you.
- She's havin' a problem here.
(laughs)
- So, it was your idea.
- I was prepping you to be on my side.
- Would you ever let me shave my head?
- Si.
- That's a lie.
(laughing)
- What if I wanna shave my head
and just wear wigs all the time?
- Hey Dad, do you have a favorite son?
- No.
- That's a lie.
- Is it me?
- Yes.
- That's the truth.
- Don't show this to your brother.
- Did you really meet my dad at the grocery store?
Or was it the booze cruise.
- Did I meet him on the booze cruise?
No.
- It's a lie.
- I knew it!
- I don't think this works.
- Dad.
- Yes.
- Do you think I'll ever find love?
- Yes.
- Not true.
- Come on du ...
- Do you think I'll ever find lust?
- Mother, would you ever use a vibrator?
- Yes.
- True.
- Let's go shop for one.
- Did you have sexual relations before the age of 18?
- No.
- True.
- Oh Dad.
- I'm a nerd, what do you want from me?
- Was I an accident?
- No.
- Right on.
- (laughing) That is so cool.
- That time that you came over to
my biological mom's house,
was that really awkward, or was that just me?
- We actually met before you thought we met.
Yes, it was awkward.
- She's telling the truth.
- Have you and Mom ever done anything
while I was in the house?
- No.
- That's a lie.
- Ho ho!
- Be more specific.
- Oh shit, I don't wanna be more specific.
(laughing)
- Would you ever let me bring over a girl.
- Yes.
- True.
- Cool, 'cause I'm actually talking to one right now.
- There you go.
- And she's fun.
- Have you ever had an affair?
- No.
- True.
- Let's go!
That's all I needed to hear, I'm outta here.
- Where we goin'?
- We just took our lie detector tests
and we found out that my father here is a loyal husband
and that I'm his favorite son.
So I think it's been a great day.
- I know my mom more now.
And she's still beautiful as she is.
- I'm glad I got this off my chest.
I'm tired of just holdin' it in.
- What about that booze cruise.
- Oh yeah, I didn't wanna tell you that part.

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Vocabulary Meanings

dating

/ˈdeɪtɪŋ/

B1
  • verb
  • - to go out with someone romantically

nervous

/ˈnɜːrvəs/

A2
  • adjective
  • - anxious or apprehensive

rebel

/ˈrebəl/

B1
  • noun
  • - a person who resists authority

honest

/ˈɒnɪst/

A2
  • adjective
  • - truthful

secrets

/ˈsiːkrəts/

A2
  • noun
  • - things kept hidden

consider

/kənˈsɪdər/

B1
  • verb
  • - to think about carefully

forget

/fərˈɡet/

A2
  • verb
  • - to be unable to remember

feminine

/ˈfemɪniːn/

B1
  • adjective
  • - having qualities associated with women

masculine

/ˈmæskjʊliːn/

B1
  • adjective
  • - having qualities associated with men

literally

/ˈlɪtərəli/

B2
  • adverb
  • - in a literal manner or sense; exactly

remember

/rɪˈmembər/

A2
  • verb
  • - to recall to the mind

awkward

/ˈɔːkwərd/

B1
  • adjective
  • - causing difficulty; uncomfortable

biological

/ˌbaɪəˈlɒdʒɪkəl/

B2
  • adjective
  • - relating to biology

loyalty

/ˈlɔɪəlti/

B2
  • noun
  • - faithfulness or devotion

tired

/ˈtaɪərd/

A2
  • adjective
  • - in need of sleep or rest

cruise

/kruːz/

B1
  • noun
  • - a voyage on a ship for pleasure

affair

/əˈfeər/

B2
  • noun
  • - an extramarital sexual relationship

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