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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

I gotta say I'm loving these I always

wanted to wear Hammer pants stop Hammer

Time no stop joking around you're

wearing those pants to keep your

testicles away from your body's warm

core so your sperm don't overheat well I

am loving the breeze I feel like I'm 83.

all right Focus up this is our pregnancy

war room on the master calendar we will

track ovulation Windows menstruation

cycles and every uterine deposit uterine

deposit is that what we're calling sex

now it seems a little clinical well you

could always shorten it to UD or

UD yeah I don't want to do that here's a

list of everything you cannot eat while

we're trying to conceive no more nachos

even if they're in a novelty baseball

helmet no whoa this is serious we adhere

to a strict exercise regimen and sleep

schedule also no more video games

because they cause stress and they raise

your heart rate more stress than being a

police officer Jake I've seen you play

Mario Party Mario cheats I'm just saying

about Wario Jesus stupid game look I

know it isn't easy but this could

increase our chances of getting pregnant

by 19 yeah of course absolutely so how

do we get it started dim the lights put

on some music swallow 35 vitamins each

oh cheers

baby

I probably should have had some water

ready okay okay basal body temperature

is optimal let's

oh Amy I'm not some faucet you can just

turn on and off you gotta romance me

Foster Tom what's up thank you okay

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sorry I thought you separated the males

and the females well it's hard they're

all named Claire you named them Claire

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oh come on it's like every woman in this

city has all of her teeth stupid

Bloomberg and his stupid Soda Man

14 it's 8 o'clock okay here we go

so this bag of pellets is your lunch yep

it's the perfect food for the human man

you want something no because

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sorry

where were you you're 90 minutes late my

temperature is shot to hell I know I'm

sorry I got detained by the transit cops

because my baggy pants fell off on the

subway let's just I didn't get it over

with oh my God there's so many of them

that's it

yeah good boy

you awake no you no let's do this okay

okay

make it a double my heart has a hole and

I might as well fill it with booze same

for me it's except my hole is in my

mouth

it's you my toothless Cinderella

well

was definitely technically sex yep

maybe that was the one nope not the one

so exhausted me too but the doctor said

that it could take a while I know we're

doing everything right and it's still

not working what kind of perfect person

do you have to be to get pregnant we're

having a baby

oh what

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foreign

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
ovulation ˌoʊvjəˈleɪʃən B2	noun - the release of an egg from a woman's ovary
menstruation ˌmɛnstruˈeɪʃən B1	noun - the process in a woman's body that causes bleeding from the uterus each month
uterine ˈjuːtərin B2	adjective - relating to the uterus
deposit dɪˈpɑːzɪt A2	noun - an amount of something placed or left in a location verb - to place or leave something in a location
conceive kənˈsiːv B1	verb - to become pregnant
regimen ˈrɛdʒɪmən B2	noun - a strict, planned way of treating a problem or of organizing something
basal ˈbeɪsəl B2	adjective - relating to the base or minimum level of something
romance roʊˈmæns A2	noun - a feeling of excitement and mystery associated with love verb - to court or woo someone
transit ˈtrænzɪt B1	noun - the act of passing through a place
exhausted ɪɡˈzɔːstɪd A2	adjective - extremely tired
optimal ˈɒptɪməl B2	adjective - best or most favorable
clinical ˈklɪnɪkəl B1	adjective - relating to medical treatment or study
adhere ədˈhɪr B2	verb - to follow or comply with something
novelty ˈnɒvəlti B1	noun - the quality of being new, original, or unusual
regimen ˈrɛdʒɪmən B2	noun - a strict, planned way of treating a problem or of organizing something

Key Grammar Structures

• I gotta say I'm loving these I always wanted to wear Hammer pants stop Hammer Time no stop joking around you're wearing those pants to keep your testicles away from your body's warm core so your sperm don't overheat

  ➔ Use of gerunds ('loving'), infinitive ('to wear'), and conditional clauses ('so your sperm don't overheat'). Demonstrates fluency in complex sentence structure.

  ➔ The sentence showcases a rapid-fire delivery of ideas, using various grammatical forms to convey a humorous and slightly absurd explanation. The use of 'so' introduces a result clause, explaining the *reason* for wearing Hammer pants. The word **'overheat'** is key to understanding the logic.

• Uterine deposit is that what we're calling sex now it seems a little clinical

  ➔ Indirect question ('is that what we're calling sex now?') and use of 'seems' to express an opinion/perception. Demonstrates understanding of nuanced language.

  ➔ The sentence uses an indirect question to express disbelief and humor. The phrase **'uterine deposit'** is a deliberately clinical and awkward term for sex, and the speaker questions whether this is the new terminology. 'Seems' indicates a subjective assessment.

• no more nachos even if they're in a novelty baseball helmet

  ➔ Use of 'even if' to introduce a concessive clause. Demonstrates ability to express conditions and exceptions.

  ➔ This sentence is a humorous example of the extreme restrictions being imposed. The phrase **'novelty baseball helmet'** is an absurd detail, highlighting the lengths to which the character is going to try and conceive. 'Even if' emphasizes that *no* nachos are allowed, regardless of presentation.